Author Topic: English Killer #1 Announcement (Read 117166 times)

Sirius13 · « **Reply #140 on:** February 08, 2008, 10:45:13 pm »

Hey there EKs!

English-killing is for the weak!

I am from today an official slovenski morilec!

So fuck you all!!! You are nothing!!

bwahahahahah!

Lucy · « **Reply #141 on:** February 08, 2008, 10:46:01 pm »

Sirius13 · « **Reply #142 on:** February 08, 2008, 10:49:35 pm »

er, actually I just found out I'm a morilec slovenskega jezika

possibly.

dammit. i don't know. It's only day one, gimme a break!

Aluqak · « **Reply #143 on:** February 08, 2008, 11:03:48 pm »

Well to be honest man, you did far better than expected on day one

P.S. I don't even try to kill Slovenian are any other language different from Spanish... that would be too easy.

Lucy · « **Reply #144 on:** February 08, 2008, 11:15:12 pm »

It's a pity that the language lessons will disappear from the shoutbox though... $:-\$

saphira · « **Reply #145 on:** February 08, 2008, 11:20:51 pm »

well ..they won't if there will be any interest...
@Alu..are you French or you just know the language?

The One · « **Reply #146 on:** February 09, 2008, 04:10:32 am »

Well, I can be a Russian Killer.

Even if it was one of my first languages.
I practice it so often I forget words and can say complete non-sense without meaning it.

NeMo · « **Reply #147 on:** February 09, 2008, 05:37:33 pm »

I think nobody can beat me when it comes to killing a language! Man what I'm doing to German...

Once on the airport, I wanted to ask something about a plane departure. I knew that "sunrise" is "Sonnenaufgang" so I bravely said "Flugzeugaufgang". They were like this

Btw it's "Flugzeugabflug". Some other time, I wanted to buy an ice-cream on the stick and I asked for "Eis am Spiess". Again they were like this

Ferkel am Spiess:

And this was the most embarrassing... We were playing the game of association on the blackboard and I put all my words into bubbles while other people didn't. Somebody asked me why I put the words into bubbles and I replied "Ich mag Blasen" which means "I like bubbles". The whole classroom started to laugh... because when you write it with lowercase "b" like "Ich mag blasen" it means "I like to suck"...

Elizabeth · « **Reply #148 on:** February 09, 2008, 07:33:30 pm »

Oooh, poor NeMo! I know veeery well how it feels to make embarrassing language mistakes; when I was learning Romanian, my classmates used to be very mean with me, and instead of correcting and helping me, they used to laugh

Now I can be officially called a Turkish Killer

I'm trying to learn, but it's the biggest pain in the ass

NeMo · « **Reply #149 on:** February 09, 2008, 07:36:40 pm »

And what is your mother tongue Elizabeth?

Elizabeth · « **Reply #150 on:** February 09, 2008, 07:40:14 pm »

Spanish, of course

I'm from Argentina, been living in Romania since 1999.

saphira · « **Reply #151 on:** February 09, 2008, 08:19:34 pm »

Poor NeMo.and Livi....well it happens..something like that happened to me in Paris when me and my friends wanted to order the main menu and salad together..and everyone was like

..I mean they eat everything separately..so than all the waiters avoided us..but we somehow managed to order..

Luth · « **Reply #152 on:** October 08, 2010, 11:30:52 pm »

Clearing throat

Ahemmm aheemmm...

I, the Inglis Kiler namber guan, I anounce that...

Today I've re-started my English lessons, after a full year without. Classes started past week, but I was travelling for that time and I am still not able to be in two places at same time! So today is my first official day of the course

Markus · « **Reply #153 on:** October 09, 2010, 03:05:18 am »

Enjoy that, my Queen!

warneth the Spanish authorities of possible suicides or killing sprees by English teachers

Remember "booze", mylady? Methinks we are in dire need of other memorable words which are exceptional, uncommon, yeah even unreckoned in daily use - albeit you might already know a palmful of these.

Cheers!

Markus

The One · « **Reply #154 on:** October 09, 2010, 11:37:45 am »

I hereby proclaim the need to speak in jargon otherwise completely unnecessary for our purpose, other than fabricating intelligence and being somewhat arrogant, for the enlightenment and education of our Queen.

Markus · « **Reply #155 on:** October 09, 2010, 01:30:52 pm »

I do agree
Wholeheartedly
Cunningly be our language forged
For Luth we ought to be engorged!

Lady Sa'iltu · « **Reply #156 on:** October 09, 2010, 08:13:36 pm »

I must re-start my lessons, too.
My English is so awful!

Luth · « **Reply #157 on:** October 09, 2010, 08:17:38 pm »

Do not dareth to awfuleth moreth the Englishth than Thy Queeneth!

Markus · « **Reply #158 on:** October 09, 2010, 08:23:47 pm »

OMCD - that was really, truly, unbelievably excruciatingly terrible!

Luth · « **Reply #159 on:** October 09, 2010, 08:25:58 pm »

Really? Fantastic!!!

Btw... what's "OMCD"?

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