Author Topic: English Killer #1 Announcement (Read 117146 times)

Sirius13 · « **Reply #100 on:** September 13, 2006, 07:20:54 pm »

Quote from: Elizabeth on September 13, 2006, 06:05:01 pm

Fantastic. I'd like to hear that live.

No! Trust me, it is an abomination and MUST BE DESTROYED

Aluqak · « **Reply #101 on:** September 13, 2006, 07:40:52 pm »

Quote from: Sirius13 on September 13, 2006, 05:13:19 pm

To impress your teachers, recite to them this traditional English verse:

The boy stood on the burning deck,
Picking his nose like mad;
He rolled it up in tiny balls
And flicked it at his dad.

He-he-he... that's the kind of thing that can finish a teacher off...

And these ones:

Quote from: Sirius13 on September 13, 2006, 05:31:41 pm

...also you could astound them with your knowledge of cockney rhyming slang!

Apples = apples and pears = stairs — e.g. "Get up them apples!"
Barnet = Barnet Fair = hair — e.g. "What’s the matter with your Barnet?"
Jam = Jam Jar= Car e.g. "Where are the keys to my Jam?"
China = China plate = mate — e.g. "He's my China."
Frog = frog and toad = road — e.g. "I was crossing the frog."
Rosie = Rosie Lee = tea — e.g. "Have a cup of Rosie."
Thrups = thrupenny bits = tits — e.g., "She's got a nice pair of thrups."

will surely take Luth to the exit of the classroom (with a teacher pushing her in the back).

I know a couple of those in French (slang from Paris) and I agree... it's an abomination.

Elizabeth · « **Reply #102 on:** September 13, 2006, 08:32:45 pm »

Of course they're an abomination, but the fact doesn't make them less funny

The One · « **Reply #103 on:** September 13, 2006, 11:27:42 pm »

Don't go too far with those English abominations....
Though I've seen even worse abominations in Spanish...

Elizabeth · « **Reply #104 on:** September 14, 2006, 09:41:30 am »

Linguistic abominations exist in any language! It's sad... but true

Luth · « **Reply #105 on:** January 10, 2007, 01:38:37 pm »

Clears throat.

I, the English Killer #1, announce that:

Yesterday I got the results of my 1st term exam in Advanced English;

Yesterday I discovered that I'm in danger to leave the English Killers Elytist Community, as...

I succeeded in all! Two C (pass) and two B (good). Overall: B.

It's terrible!!!

Markus · « **Reply #106 on:** January 10, 2007, 06:42:36 pm »

To any other person I'd say "Congrats!" now, but for an English killer this is a catastrophe. So I'm inconsolably sorry for you! I knew that NTSMS would have a bad influence on you.

Cheers, anyway!

Markus

Sirius13 · « **Reply #107 on:** January 10, 2007, 06:46:00 pm »

Quote from: Luthien on January 10, 2007, 01:38:37 pm

I succeeded in all! Two C (pass) and two B (good). Overall: B.

These marks are most likely for 'English-Killing', rather than 'English'.

...although an A would seem more likely in that case...

*puzzled*

Lucy · « **Reply #108 on:** January 10, 2007, 08:21:14 pm »

Congrats, my Queen!

(And don't care about these guys: they are afraid that you will speak better English than them.

)

The One · « **Reply #109 on:** January 10, 2007, 09:51:47 pm »

Don't worry Luth, be happy it was not an A.

Elizabeth · « **Reply #110 on:** January 10, 2007, 10:27:27 pm »

Oh dear, how dar you, Queen? Screwing up so badly on your loyal followers in English Killing... that's not a nice thing to do

Neah... don't mind us. Congrats, Luthy!

Aluqak · « **Reply #111 on:** January 10, 2007, 11:26:36 pm »

Congrats Luth! I would worry if I were you... I'm confident that you'll be able to transfer to transfer your English-Killing capabalities to a wider concept... i.e. instead of killing only English (the languaje) you could begin to kill English (people!)...
Beware my dear Sirus, the Queen is in your way

Luth · « **Reply #112 on:** January 11, 2007, 03:19:04 pm »

Thanks everybody for your kind words... I'll do my best to improve my marks (so... to have worse)! All you deserve my efford!

Quote from: Aluqak on January 10, 2007, 11:26:36 pm

Congrats Luth! I would worry if I were you... I'm confident that you'll be able to transfer to transfer your English-Killing capabalities to a wider concept... i.e. instead of killing only English (the languaje) you could begin to kill English (people!)...
Beware my dear Sirus, the Queen is in your way

Why do you think I'm heading to London next week? Some English has died so many times in the internet world that I must proove if he can die such many times in real world...

btw, Aluqak, you kill English better than me, with your languaje and your to transfer to transfer.

Aluqak · « **Reply #113 on:** January 12, 2007, 08:45:21 pm »

Quote from: Luthien on January 11, 2007, 03:19:04 pm

Aluqak, you kill English better than me, with your languaje and your to transfer to transfer.

....

... wow! ... coming from you, I have to say that I really, really feel honered!... I'm only trying to do my best

TheOFFman · « **Reply #114 on:** January 13, 2007, 11:54:51 am »

I am so sorry Luth. I hope you won't succed next time!

Luth · « **Reply #115 on:** February 13, 2007, 10:07:15 pm »

Ha, ha, ha... I've done it again. I've made my teacher to be

Do you remember the game where 2 or 3 cards with letters are shown, and we must say as fast as we can a word with these letters? Last year it was "b" and "z", and I said "booze". Of course, the teacher asked me where the hell I learnt that word. Well... today it has been worse. Three letters:

"h"

"y"

"t"

My word:

THY

Nobody but the teacher knew what it meant, and, of course, he asked me where did I learn this word.

Thanks Markus for providing me so much fun

Markus · « **Reply #116 on:** February 14, 2007, 01:53:43 am »

This is fantastic, Luth!

Next time you do that, please take a picture of your teacher.

Cheers!

Markus

The One · « **Reply #117 on:** February 14, 2007, 02:05:57 am »

Haha, again, your teacher found some advanced language in you.
In my class, not even half of the people know that word, and some have Englsih as native language.

Loke · « **Reply #118 on:** February 14, 2007, 03:15:32 am »

Quote from: Markus on February 14, 2007, 01:53:43 am

This is fantastic, Luth!

Next time you do that, please take a picture of your teacher.

Cheers!

Markus

Leave your teacher alone ...

yo yo yo

Lucy · « **Reply #119 on:** February 14, 2007, 08:12:52 am »

Haha, congrats, Luth!

Me wanna play that too!

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Author Topic: English Killer #1 Announcement (Read 117146 times)