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Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
« Reply #100 on: September 13, 2006, 07:20:54 pm »
:roll: Fantastic. I'd like to hear that live.
No!  Trust me, it is an abomination and MUST BE DESTROYED  :verymad:
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Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
« Reply #101 on: September 13, 2006, 07:40:52 pm »
To impress your teachers, recite to them this traditional English verse:

The boy stood on the burning deck,
Picking his nose like mad;
He rolled it up in tiny balls
And flicked it at his dad.

He-he-he... that's the kind of thing that can finish a teacher off...

And these ones:
...also you could astound them with your knowledge of cockney rhyming slang!

Apples = apples and pears = stairs — e.g. "Get up them apples!"
Barnet = Barnet Fair = hair — e.g. "What’s the matter with your Barnet?"
Jam = Jam Jar= Car e.g. "Where are the keys to my Jam?"
China = China plate = mate — e.g. "He's my China."
Frog = frog and toad = road — e.g. "I was crossing the frog."
Rosie = Rosie Lee = tea — e.g. "Have a cup of Rosie."
Thrups = thrupenny bits = tits — e.g., "She's got a nice pair of thrups."

will surely take Luth to the exit of the classroom (with a teacher pushing her in the back). :lol3:
I know a couple of those in French (slang from Paris) and I agree... it's an abomination.
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Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
« Reply #102 on: September 13, 2006, 08:32:45 pm »
Of course they're an abomination, but the fact doesn't make them less funny  :lol:

Thanks Tequila!

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Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
« Reply #103 on: September 13, 2006, 11:27:42 pm »
Don't go too far with those English abominations....
Though I've seen even worse abominations in Spanish... :lol3:
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Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
« Reply #104 on: September 14, 2006, 09:41:30 am »
Linguistic abominations exist in any language! It's sad... but true  :nana:

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Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
« Reply #105 on: January 10, 2007, 01:38:37 pm »
Clears throat.

I, the English Killer #1, announce that:

Yesterday I got the results of my 1st term exam in Advanced English;

Yesterday I discovered that I'm in danger to leave the English Killers Elytist Community, as...

I succeeded in all! Two C (pass) and two B (good). Overall: B.

It's terrible!!!  :bawl:
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Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
« Reply #106 on: January 10, 2007, 06:42:36 pm »
To any other person I'd say "Congrats!" now, but for an English killer this is a catastrophe. So I'm inconsolably sorry for you! I knew that NTSMS would have a bad influence on you.

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Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
« Reply #107 on: January 10, 2007, 06:46:00 pm »
I succeeded in all! Two C (pass) and two B (good). Overall: B.
These marks are most likely for 'English-Killing', rather than 'English'.


...although an A would seem more likely in that case...


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Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
« Reply #108 on: January 10, 2007, 08:21:14 pm »
Congrats, my Queen!

(And don't care about these guys: they are afraid that you will speak better English than them. :roll-eyes:)

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Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
« Reply #109 on: January 10, 2007, 09:51:47 pm »
Don't worry Luth, be happy it was not an A. :wink2:
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Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
« Reply #110 on: January 10, 2007, 10:27:27 pm »
Oh dear, how dar you, Queen? Screwing up so badly on your loyal followers in English Killing... that's not a nice thing to do  :disgust:

Neah... don't mind us. Congrats, Luthy!  :yeha:

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Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
« Reply #111 on: January 10, 2007, 11:26:36 pm »
Congrats Luth! I would worry if I were you... I'm confident that you'll be able to transfer to transfer your English-Killing capabalities to a wider concept... i.e. instead of killing only English (the languaje) you could begin to kill English (people!)...
Beware my dear Sirus, the Queen is in your way :ninja:
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Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
« Reply #112 on: January 11, 2007, 03:19:04 pm »
Thanks everybody for your kind words... I'll do my best to improve my marks (so... to have worse)!  All you deserve my efford!

Congrats Luth! I would worry if I were you... I'm confident that you'll be able to transfer to transfer your English-Killing capabalities to a wider concept... i.e. instead of killing only English (the languaje) you could begin to kill English (people!)...
Beware my dear Sirus, the Queen is in your way :ninja:

Why do you think I'm heading to London next week? Some English has died so many times in the internet world that I must proove if he can die such many times in real world...  :ninja:

btw, Aluqak, you kill English better than me, with your languaje and your to transfer to transfer:lol3:
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Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
« Reply #113 on: January 12, 2007, 08:45:21 pm »
Aluqak, you kill English better than me, with your languaje and your to transfer to transfer:lol3:
.... :blush:... wow! ... coming from you, I have to say that I really, really feel honered!... I'm only trying to do my best
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Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
« Reply #114 on: January 13, 2007, 11:54:51 am »
I am so sorry Luth. I hope you won't succed next time!  :lol:

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Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
« Reply #115 on: February 13, 2007, 10:07:15 pm »
Ha, ha, ha... I've done it again. I've made my teacher to be  :blink:

Do you remember the game where 2 or 3 cards with letters are shown, and we must say as fast as we can a word with these letters? Last year it was "b" and "z", and I said "booze". Of course, the teacher asked me where the hell I learnt that word. Well... today it has been worse. Three letters:

"h"

"y"

"t"

My word:

THY

Nobody but the teacher knew what it meant, and, of course, he asked me where did I learn this word.

Thanks Markus for providing me so much fun  :insane:
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Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
« Reply #116 on: February 14, 2007, 01:53:43 am »
This is fantastic, Luth!

Next time you do that, please take a picture of your teacher. :biggrin:

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Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
« Reply #117 on: February 14, 2007, 02:05:57 am »
Haha, again, your teacher found some advanced language in you.
In my class, not even half of the people know that word, and some have Englsih as native language. :biggrin:
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Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
« Reply #118 on: February 14, 2007, 03:15:32 am »
This is fantastic, Luth!

Next time you do that, please take a picture of your teacher. :biggrin:

Cheers!

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Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
« Reply #119 on: February 14, 2007, 08:12:52 am »
Haha, congrats, Luth! :lol:

Me wanna play that too!

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