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Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Luth on January 27, 2006, 09:59:03 pm: Me, the English Killer #1, announce that:

next Monday I'll start English lessons in an academy. I'll try to achieve (some day) the "First Certificate"...

I'll be so killer than I'll kill the First Certificate too!!! :ph34r:
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: TheOFFman on January 27, 2006, 10:54:55 pm: Good luck!! You are gonna need it! :w00t:

Just kidding, you are doing great.
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: deathdancer on January 27, 2006, 10:58:37 pm: Oo
My inglish is to kilering to now whot did yu yust sad!!!
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Markus on January 27, 2006, 11:54:41 pm: Good decision! But I hope we'll still recognize your postings, once your English will be better than that of Elizabeth II. :D

Cheers!

Markus
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Sirius13 on January 28, 2006, 12:48:02 am: Quote
Me, the English Killer #1, announce that:

next Monday I'll start English lessons in an academy. I'll try to achieve (some day) the "First Certificate"...

I'll be so killer than I'll kill the First Certificate too!!! :ph34r:
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:mellow:

I don't think you're allowed to study English. I think there is a law against it.

It is widely known that you have already damaged this language to such an extent that some still believe it may never recover.

:ph34r:
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: deathdancer on January 28, 2006, 11:36:15 am: Quote
:mellow:

I don't think you're allowed to study English. I think there is a law against it.

It is widely known that you have already damaged this language to such an extent that some still believe it may never recover.
:ph34r:
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Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Ereshkigal on January 28, 2006, 02:57:21 pm: Quote
:mellow:
It is widely known that you have already damaged this language to such an extent that some still believe it may never recover.
:ph34r:
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hahaha! :lol:

Luthien, good idea! you're gonna polish it fast, you'll see.

(I want to learn French, but my school schedule doesn't allow me :()
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Aluqak on January 29, 2006, 05:07:39 pm: Quote
Me, the English Killer #1, announce that:
next Monday I'll start English lessons in an academy. I'll try to achieve (some day) the "First Certificate"...
I'll be so killer than I'll kill the First Certificate too!!! :ph34r:
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Man, I'm already sorry (and worried) for Luth's teacher :wacko:
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Markus on January 29, 2006, 10:57:17 pm: Do you think we should warn them?

Slightly worried...

Markus
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Aluqak on January 30, 2006, 01:30:25 pm: Quote
Do you think we should warn them?
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Nah!, It will be fun to see their faces: :wacko:
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Luth on January 30, 2006, 04:50:10 pm: At 20h (only 2:30 for it), an English teacher will get mad... :ph34r:
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Markus on January 30, 2006, 05:03:03 pm: Think of cookies when the teacher introduces himself! :D I bet it's dead funny when the poor guy tells you his name and you start giggling because our cookie threads come to your mind.

Cheers!

Markus
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Luth on January 30, 2006, 05:09:56 pm: Quote
Think of cookies when the teacher introduces himself! :D I bet it's dead funny when the poor guy tells you his name and you start giggling because our cookie threads come to your mind.

Cheers!

Markus
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I'll try to avoid that <_<

Btw... that's not the first day of the course, I enter with it already started. So, I don't think the teacher will introduce himself, but I'll have to introduce myself to the classmates and teacher ("Hello, I'm a cookie eater, and my name is Luth..."). :evil:
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Markus on January 30, 2006, 05:14:31 pm: Ah, I see.

In that case I would like you to think of cookies* the very instant you say your own name.

Good luck! :evil:

Markus

* You know them. Those tasty little things, quite famous in the ES now. That crunchy, munchy stuff you always think of when you say your name. Cookies, just cookies.
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Sirius13 on January 30, 2006, 06:11:41 pm: Lesson no.1 from Sirius:

Don't forget to use the phrase "do one" in casual conversation, it will surely impress teachers and students alike.

Example usage:

Mr Teacher: "Hello Luthien, please can you tell the class why you want to learn English"
Luthien: "Do one, Teacher-grade"

(this translates as "Get thee away from me, oh teacher who is a 'Grade A' example of being an complete and utter idiot".)

The suffix 'grade' can be added on to any words to add the "idiot" descriptor. However it should be noted that the term itself although originally an insult, has now also fallen into common usage as a term of endearment, so understanding the context is essential:

"Oy! English-grades!" = "Hey there English holidaymakers drinking too much beer and being obnoxious and annoying!"

"Hey, Therion-grades!" = "Hi there Therion bandmembers, how's it going?"

Now you know all you need to know about English. I hope that helped.
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Luth on January 30, 2006, 06:20:22 pm: Hi Sirius!

Yes, it will help me a lot... just let me read it again to be sure I'll properly use it! :P

*scratching head* [thinking]mmmh... something wrong... mmh... but what? Bah, nothing! [/thinking]
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Luth on January 30, 2006, 09:17:43 pm: Well, well, well... already at home, and my first English lesson left! Not as bad as I (and you <_< ) thought. In fact, I have to thank Markus... hihi: the teacher put some cards with one consonant every one. He put them with the letters hidden, and he turned two cards every time: first one who said a word with those two letters, won the two cards, and if anyone made a mistake, he would remove one card. Well, one of the times the letters were "B" and "Z", and I said (although I didn't remember the meaning :blush: ): "BooZe"!!! Hi, hi, hi... the teacher got surprised of me knowing that word (I told him I didn't remember the meaning, though :unsure: ). I'm sure that it was Markus who said that word more than once in NTSMS and so I could remember! Ah! And I won the game! (I was the one with more cards in my hand) :evil:
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Markus on January 30, 2006, 10:59:06 pm: :roll1:

I just hope your teacher didn't get a wrong impression of you. ;)

Anyway - what have we learned tonight? Booze improves your language skills!

Cheers!

Markus
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Luth on January 30, 2006, 11:03:06 pm: Quote
:roll1:

I just hope your teacher didn't get a wrong impression of you. ;)

Anyway - what have we learned tonight? Booze improves your language skills!

Cheers!

Markus
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He, he, he! He get surprised a bit, that's not an usual word to learn in an English academy, and he looked weird at me... but I think he didn't got a too bad impression of me. He asked me where have I learnt the word, and I told him "by internet".

:roll1:
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: deathdancer on January 31, 2006, 09:28:29 am: Isn't booze drink? usualy alcohol
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Luth on January 31, 2006, 09:32:21 am: Quote
Isn't booze drink? usualy alcohol
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Yes, it is :D
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Markus on January 31, 2006, 10:21:36 am: Yup, dd, and mainly the cheap one. Little taste, used only to get drunk.
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Rat Cornu on January 31, 2006, 10:46:14 pm: Quote
(I want to learn French, but my school schedule doesn't allow me :()
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Can help you but you anyway will need some time... :(
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Luth on February 16, 2006, 11:09:53 pm: Well... my English classes are useful! Yesterday I discovered that... my English is too refined!!! Yep, it's true. I know that poor English-talkers as you won't understand that, but it's this way: I used to use a lot the "whom" (in a correct way, as I saw), but yesterday I learned that the use of "whom" is not normal, although it's correct. Well... today I was going to write a sentence with "whom" ("whith whom I had problems"), and I finnally changed it to the normal English use: "who I had problems with".

*sigh*

I have to lower my speech :evil:
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Sirius13 on February 16, 2006, 11:19:28 pm: Now it all makes sense! You were never bad at English, just too damn posh!! :o

:huh:
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Markus on February 16, 2006, 11:38:23 pm: Hails, oh my queen!

We shall teach thee the use of "thou, thee, thy and thine", of "shall" and all that wonderful old English, and then thou shalt flatten him! :evil:

Lepaca Notessomes!

Markus
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Luth on March 25, 2006, 10:33:56 pm: Next week I have my first exam :afraid1:

I've done some "like exams" exercises, and they have been quite good... except the listening ones :bawling:

:unsure:
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Elizabeth on March 26, 2006, 11:10:12 am: So your problem is not quite writing, but listening and speaking properly... Hm.

I've got a similar problem with hebrew: I know the alphabet, and I understand very well when I hear it, but when it comes of speaking... :afraid1:

Good luck with your exam, Luth! :w00t:
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: deathdancer on March 26, 2006, 11:58:40 am: Good luck, and let the NTSMS be with you
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: ViruS on March 26, 2006, 12:16:10 pm: ^_^ Good luck our queen ..
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Luth on March 26, 2006, 02:03:17 pm: Thanks, thanks a lot... I'll think in all you when I'll kill my English exams :ph34r:
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Luth on March 31, 2006, 11:14:56 pm: Exams done. I don't know when I'll know the results, maybe next week, maybe later. I think I have done it quite well except for the Listening. Damn it, it was specially difficult this time :wacko:

I'll keep you informed :ph34r:
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Markus on April 01, 2006, 08:25:48 am: Hey Luth,

I hope all went fine for you! Honestly: Reading yor postings I note that your English has improved a lot. :) I just wonder how much of that change is due to your English course and how much is due to this forum. :D

Cheers!

Markus
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Luth on April 01, 2006, 10:29:16 am: I started my English classes at January, so I have not so long time to improve a lot: the main reason are the forums :D

The thing that I maybe have fixed a little are the conditionals and some minor skill.

NTSMS rulzzzz :w00t:
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Luth on April 21, 2006, 10:42:23 pm: Ahem... today I've known my exam results: a "B" (good) in all except "Listening", with a C (pass). So... I've passed all, even the listening!!! Wohooooooooo!!!! YEAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!! HURRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:iconmi77kl: :iconmi77kl: :iconmi77kl:

PS. The teacher told me that I'd success in First Certificate if I go now... but I prefer to improve the listening/speaking question... :ph34r:

PS2. YEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Sirius13 on April 21, 2006, 11:22:48 pm: Quote
Ahem... today I've known my exam results: a "B" (good) in all except "Listening", with a C (pass). So... I've passed all, even the listening!!! Wohooooooooo!!!! YEAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!! HURRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:iconmi77kl: :iconmi77kl: :iconmi77kl:

PS. The teacher told me that I'd success in First Certificate if I go now... but I prefer to improve the listening/speaking question... :ph34r:

PS2. YEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Well done Luth!!

Did you have to pay them a lot? :ph34r:

Only kidding, well done! :)

If you need to improve your 'listening' then you should just listen to me - I am English after all ;)

*starts talking*

Yeerrrss, well. Blah, blah blah blah. blah blah. blah blah blahblah blah blahblah blah blah, blah blah. hmm. bler blah, blah blah blah. blah blah. blah blah blahblah, nurrghhikkaazkd.
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Elizabeth on April 21, 2006, 11:38:33 pm: Quote
Yeerrrss, well. Blah, blah blah blah. blah blah. blah blah blahblah blah blahblah blah blah, blah blah. hmm. bler blah, blah blah blah. blah blah. blah blah blahblah, nurrghhikkaazkd.
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*covers ears with hands*

Bien hecho, Luthy! ;) oops...was that Spanish?! I meant "Good job, Luthy!" B)

P.S.Luth: Don't listen to FrankenSirius' blabbing! :ph34r:
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: ViruS on April 21, 2006, 11:43:02 pm: Quote
Ahem... today I've known my exam results: a "B" (good) in all except "Listening", with a C (pass). So... I've passed all, even the listening!!! Wohooooooooo!!!! YEAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!! HURRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:iconmi77kl: :iconmi77kl: :iconmi77kl:

PS. The teacher told me that I'd success in First Certificate if I go now... but I prefer to improve the listening/speaking question... :ph34r:

PS2. YEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Good job Luthy I knew you would pass the test ^_^
*gives to Sirius some wine to stop that horrible noise* :ph34r:
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Luth on April 21, 2006, 11:55:23 pm: Covering ears with hands too

Thanks, thanks... In fact, if I have succeed in the exams it's because of the forum mainly. So, the "fault" of my English if yours too :lol:

Shaking head. Damn! I still hear this blabbering...

[shouting] Aluqak!!!! Look, a very yummy blabbering and blabberer to feed you!!!! [/shouting]
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Sirius13 on April 22, 2006, 12:40:56 am: Quote
Good job Luthy I knew you would pass the test ^_^
*gives to Sirius some wine to stop that horrible noise* :ph34r:
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Cheers ViruS!! :cheers:

I hope your own exams are going well? :ph34r:

Good luck with them! Let's share some more of that wine... :essen_smilies10:

Right then... *hic!* thish ish how you spe-spe-eeek Englishishish:

Yeerrrsshhh, well indeedy eedy. Blah, blah bleary blarreurggh. *eyes lose focus*

blah blah. blear ah what was I swaying? ...I mean saying? Ahhhhhhhhh yesh. *sleeps for a little while* blarrr dar blur brrrr aaa *points at the ceiling and falls off chair*
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: ViruS on April 22, 2006, 01:28:13 am: Quote
Cheers ViruS!! :cheers:

I hope your own exams are going well? :ph34r:

Good luck with them! Let's share some more of that wine... :essen_smilies10:

Right then... *hic!* thish ish how you spe-spe-eeek Englishishish:

Yeerrrsshhh, well indeedy eedy. Blah, blah bleary blarreurggh. *eyes lose focus*

blah blah. blear ah what was I swaying? ...I mean saying? Ahhhhhhhhh yesh. *sleeps for a little while* blarrr dar blur brrrr aaa *points at the ceiling and falls off chair*
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:lol: :lol: ahahhahhahahhahahhaah a drunk Sirius but no more blabberings
:cheers: Cheers!!
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Elizabeth on April 22, 2006, 07:04:32 am: How many times do I have to tell ya, people?! Don't drink in front of me! I'm underaged!!!

*presses hands harder against ears*

Where IS Aluqak when you need him?!?! :huh:
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Luth on April 22, 2006, 09:07:25 am: Quote
Cheers ViruS!!

I hope your own exams are going well? ph34r.gif

Yes, good luck with them too!!! Hands to Virus some more wine... high-quality red wine, of course. :essen_smilies10:

Ely: you can see us drinking, but we won't give you any wine, only this not-alcoholic stuff made of apple juice, if you wish). But you need to know how adult world is, don't you? We all are a good example of what you need to flee from!!! :evil:

I'm sure that Aluqak will come soon.

Puts a bunch of cookies on Sirius' blabbering mouth.
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Markus on April 22, 2006, 10:10:15 am: steps over the Englishman on the floor, shaking his head...

Congrats, oh queen! These are good news indeed. :iconmi77kl: :iconmi77kl:

Cheers!

Markus
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Ereshkigal on April 22, 2006, 01:02:13 pm: Congratulations Luty! You made it! :party43:
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Markus on April 22, 2006, 01:17:05 pm: Ouch... Sirius is still lying there!

Lifts Sirius onto a chair and pours half a litre of hot tea with milk into him to get him going, ehr.... babbling again
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Aluqak on April 24, 2006, 02:48:00 am: Quote
How many times do I have to tell ya, people?! Don't drink in front of me! I'm underaged!!!
Where IS Aluqak when you need him?!?! :huh:
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I was :unsure:.... busy. And you must know something Livi: I'll be able to eat anything, and steal food from anybody, but I'll never ever take alcohol off my fellows hands. I'll always sit a share a good drink with them like any civilized Anglefish would do -_-

And about this one:
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[shouting] Aluqak!!!! Look, a very yummy blabbering and blabberer to feed you!!!! [/shouting]
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Are you crazy Luth? He's living dead! (FrankenSirius) I'll be sick the whole week, do you want this place to stink :ph34r: (no more comments :ph34r:)

Oh! and btw Luth: Congratulations about your exam! Keep it up!
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Luth on May 05, 2006, 09:05:12 pm: Another announcement: today, my teacher has been surprised again by me. Talking about music we used to listen when youngers, I've said that I liked a "crappy pop band"... and he asked me where did I learn "crappy" word. He likes a lot this word :P
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Tequila on May 05, 2006, 09:12:53 pm: hmm
from a book i guess , lol :D
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Luth on May 05, 2006, 09:19:28 pm: Quote
hmm
from a book i guess , lol :D
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Nope. Here or in Megatherion... it's very usual to say "crappy music". :evil:
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Elizabeth on May 06, 2006, 08:27:36 am: "Crappy" in a book?! I don't think so, Teq, unless it's a modern book, or something alike :D
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: TheOFFman on May 06, 2006, 10:02:28 am: Hahaha, that reminds me when I was talking to one girl from England I said shitty and she was impressed. She told me that I speak english very well! :D
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Luth on July 04, 2006, 09:29:46 pm: Ahemmmm...

Finally, I got my exam marks!

All B (well), a C (pass) in Listening (as in last exam) and...

A giant A (very well, the maximum mark) in Reading Comprehension :D :D :D
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Elizabeth on July 04, 2006, 09:41:50 pm: That A is NTSMS's masterpiece, Luthy! Excellent job! :iconmi77kl:
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Diane on July 04, 2006, 10:04:49 pm: You did great Luth! *takes Luth out for a beer to celebrate*
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Luth on July 04, 2006, 10:10:18 pm: *takes the beer and invites Eve to some sip*

*invites Liv too*

The good thing: I knew those marks the same day I was given a job (yesterday). Less vacations, and time to study English, but...

I HAVE A NEW JOB!!!! :iconmi77kl:

PS. I'll miss my old job with children :bawling:
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Diane on July 04, 2006, 10:29:32 pm: Quote
*takes the beer and invites Eve to some sip*

*invites Liv too*

The good thing: I knew those marks the same day I was given a job (yesterday). Less vacations, and time to study English, but...

I HAVE A NEW JOB!!!! :iconmi77kl:
PS. I'll miss my old job with children :bawling:
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I'm very happy for you Luth. Maybe one day you can work with children again.

*drinks with Luth* *hic*
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Markus on July 04, 2006, 10:42:36 pm: Congrats, Luth, in any way! :)
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Aluqak on July 04, 2006, 11:16:13 pm: Congrats Luth! great job!
...
...
..
.
Talking about a job, may be you can take of children now.... in English :)
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: The One on July 05, 2006, 04:21:26 am: Congratulations for your English grades and your new job, Luth! Now, as far as I see, we'll need a new EK#1. I suggest we start to fo our baddest with English. (I know, I started already)
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Elizabeth on July 05, 2006, 08:00:44 am: Thanks for inviting, Luth! This night out with the girls was great.

[whisper]don't tell anyone I drank beer, Luth. Shhh![/whisper]

Anyway, One, I suggest we start a FK#1 as well. French Killer, that is, and I offer to be the #1... I've got my 3rd lesson today :afraid1:
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Aluqak on July 05, 2006, 01:02:14 pm: [shouting] Hey! it seems that Livi drank some beers yesterday... and she was completely drunk. She was vomiting everywhere [/shouting] :o

Hey Livi, le français n'est pas si difficile que ça... c'est juste le début.... c'est après que ça devient vraiment compliqué :evil:
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Elizabeth on July 05, 2006, 02:25:34 pm: I wasn't drunk, Elves don't get drunk! Even if they drink lots of alcohol, they feel just a weird sensation of floating, but they never start vomiting and stuff. :nanana:

And pronunciation's KILLING me!!! After every lesson, cheeks hurt like hell!
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: The One on July 05, 2006, 06:07:33 pm: Or how about a German Killer #1? (That could be me!)
I only know as much as some Rammstein songs, and "Feuer Overture/ Prometheus Efesselt"
And for creating sentences I'm so sucky: "Sie will gold der underwelt" that's supposed to mean "She wants gold from underwolrd" right?
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Elizabeth on July 05, 2006, 08:16:38 pm: I had to choose between French and German, One, and I chose the 1st one. German sounds just too...scratchy. And difficult :afraid1: I would have liked to learn something like Swedish or Chinese, but it's very hard to find teachers.
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: ViruS on July 05, 2006, 08:50:35 pm: Spanish :blink: i will learn but after i finish the exams and pass them then a new school :D
Spanish intensive , i hope i will have the same teacher that Ely had when she arrived in romania :blush: .
2 more exams and the HELL will be over.

As for you One . german it's hard if you don't study , i mean you need hard brains to understarnd those words . And if you will do learn it .. don't be a german fan :ph34r: like Markus
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Agnes on July 05, 2006, 10:39:33 pm: omg..german killer #1? me me :D oh yeah..
Ich bin Agnes, Ich bin 17 Jahre alt und Ich mag fußball :]..
Weiter..Polnisch ist direkter und hübscher :P

das ist alles :)

Yeah :) so..? :P
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: ViruS on July 05, 2006, 10:53:35 pm: Quote
omg..german killer #1? me me :D oh yeah..
Ich bin Agnes, Ich bin 17 Jahre alt und Ich mag fußball :]..
Weiter..Polnisch ist direkter und hübscher :P

das ist alles :)

Yeah :) so..? :P
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:blink: :blink:
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Agnes on July 06, 2006, 01:47:23 am: hahaha german killer #1 :P
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: The One on July 06, 2006, 04:35:01 am: You think that is language killing? chaeck this:
Ich bin the One, Ich will gold und Fußball, Fußball! Fußball!
I know it sounds stupid, but it's the best I can do, that is genuine German killing.
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Elizabeth on July 06, 2006, 08:50:20 am: Erm... guys?! This is English only thread! :nanana: Maybe I should reformulate: I'm French Pronunciation Killer #1. Grammar is not that difficult. Resembles Spanish and Romanian very much.
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Darksong on July 06, 2006, 11:54:33 am: I don't want to have such great tilte of honour.I coulnd't be able to bear it.
Hm...who shall be the next victim,um...I mean,next elite member?
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Markus on July 06, 2006, 06:56:29 pm: Sorry to disappoint you, folks,

but what you said in German so far was correct. This is yet another proof that German is one of the simplest languages - even little children can speak it here. Dunno why you all claim to find it difficult. :blink:

Cheers!

Markus
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Elizabeth on July 06, 2006, 07:32:28 pm: I didn't claim German's difficult: it's just harder that French :nanana:
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: The One on July 06, 2006, 08:47:58 pm: Quote
Sorry to disappoint you, folks,

but what you said in German so far was correct. This is yet another proof that German is one of the simplest languages - even little children can speak it here. Dunno why you all claim to find it difficult. :blink:

Cheers!

Markus
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Um.. I did it well? :blink: I should keep on reading and memorizing Rammstein lyrics and their translations.
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Agnes on July 06, 2006, 09:25:35 pm: I learn German at school so my German is quite good..hahaha..
Yeah..I tried to say something well..cause at school I make maaany mistakes..I don't like German..I can say some words/sentences in Finnish :P
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Darksong on July 08, 2006, 12:36:30 pm: I would Agree with Markus-German is very easy language to learn.
Only I have VERY,VERY,VERY BAD FSPIHFPIFGPIHFPAJDPHJ!!!AAAAAAAAERRHAHAHAHGHHHHHH!! TEACHER in school,so I do not know German. :angry:
If I knew,I could speak with Blind Guardian,and Summoning ;).
Or atleast with Markus.
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Ereshkigal on July 08, 2006, 02:41:24 pm: Quote
If I knew,I could speak with Blind Guardian,and Summoning ;).
Or atleast with Markus.
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And Kreator! :party43:
Title: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Darksong on July 09, 2006, 12:58:56 pm: No need,Eresh,one of them is Croat,as I heard.
We could speqak with each other easy.
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Luth on September 12, 2006, 03:23:22 pm: Errrmmm... Coming back to the original subject:

Today I start English classes again. MAYBE I try to obtain the First Certificate this course (not this year :shifty:). Let's see how my English-killing goes :ninja: .

:nana:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Markus on September 12, 2006, 03:51:31 pm: Hi there,

this means that we have to teach Luth some more words to astound her English teacher with. Remember "booze"? That one did quite well. Any suggestions? Sirius, any idea?

Cheers!

Markus
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Diane on September 12, 2006, 03:58:14 pm: Quote from: Luthien on September 12, 2006, 03:23:22 pm
Errrmmm... Coming back to the original subject:

Today I start English classes again. MAYBE I try to obtain the First Certificate this course (not this year :shifty:). Let's see how my English-killing goes :ninja: .

:nana:

Hey Luth. Let me know if I can help you in any way. If you have a mic, I can give you pronunciations over MSN :)
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Luth on September 12, 2006, 04:05:45 pm: Hi friends,

@Eve: yes, I have a mic, I only have lack of... time! Even so, I want to chat with you via msn with mic some day. But... I don't know about if it'll be useful for my First Certificate studies... you know, the teachers are all ENGLISH men, and you know how they are with the ENGLISH (not American) pronunctiation.

Right, Sirius? :ninja:

@Markus:sure, teach me weird words to :blink: the teacher. With some luck, he'll kick me from the class! :nosweat:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Diane on September 12, 2006, 04:11:07 pm: I see Luth. This is true. The British English and American English way of speaking sound different. Some things are even spelt different... color: colour... labor: labour... and so on. Okay, someday soon we will set up a little time to talk with our mics. haha I think we will be laughing a lot. :lol:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Luth on September 12, 2006, 09:23:30 pm: Eeerm... back from my first class this course, and I've discovered that... I've been promoted :unsure:

Teacher decided I can be in Advanced class (yes, the same teacher than the year before), and noone told me until now.

I haven't even done the First Certificate exam yet :ninja:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Markus on September 12, 2006, 09:36:55 pm: Congrats, my queen!

This shows us, by the way, that you ought to spend less time practicing English and more time on NTSMS.

Oh, and lacking any better examples I suggest you to drop the word "therionise" in that course to demonstrate how well you mastered the possibilities of word creation in English. (Weirder stuff to come.)

Cheers!

Markus
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Diane on September 13, 2006, 03:29:04 am: That's really great Luth! We're so proud of you!
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: The One on September 13, 2006, 03:52:27 am: Congrats Luth! :thumbup:
May our Queen start the English genocide in advanced levels! :wink2:
If you want some vocabulary I can help you out, I'm reading some complicated stuff for my age, and I'm learning how to use the vocabulary in speech.
For example:
Ajar:- Partially open.
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Elizabeth on September 13, 2006, 07:42:53 am: Quote from: The One on September 13, 2006, 03:52:27 am
Ajar:- Partially open.
I didn't know that :blink: Anyway... I'm practising English my own way: reading! I started Carlos Ruiz Zafon - "The Shadow of the Wind" (should ring a bell for Luthy) and until now, I love it!!!

Oh, and congrats for your promotion, oh Queen! You deserved that. Muchas felicitaciones.
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Luth on September 13, 2006, 07:58:02 am: Quote from: Elizabeth on September 13, 2006, 07:42:53 am
Quote from: The One on September 13, 2006, 03:52:27 am
Ajar:- Partially open.
I didn't know that :blink: Anyway... I'm practising English my own way: reading! I started Carlos Ruiz Zafon - "The Shadow of the Wind" (should ring a bell for Luthy) and until now, I love it!!!

Oh, and congrats for your promotion, oh Queen! You deserved that. Muchas felicitaciones.

Are you reading Zafón in ENGLISH? :blink:

Why don't you try to read something originally written in English? :disgust:

:insane:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Lucy on September 13, 2006, 09:07:18 am: Congratulations, my Queen!

And about the forum: it really helps a lot in (killing) English. Just take a look at Sirius! :lol:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Luth on September 13, 2006, 10:17:44 am: Absolutely true!

Before entering forums and chat in English, my English was REALLY killer! (ask Markus or Eresh, who know me from the beginning!). If I am not at Advanced ( :blink: ) it's 95% fault of Therion forums and chats.

You're all my teachers :thumbup:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Elizabeth on September 13, 2006, 11:19:37 am: Quote from: Luthien on September 13, 2006, 07:58:02 am
Quote from: Elizabeth on September 13, 2006, 07:42:53 am
Quote from: The One on September 13, 2006, 03:52:27 am
Ajar:- Partially open.
I didn't know that :blink: Anyway... I'm practising English my own way: reading! I started Carlos Ruiz Zafon - "The Shadow of the Wind" (should ring a bell for Luthy) and until now, I love it!!!

Oh, and congrats for your promotion, oh Queen! You deserved that. Muchas felicitaciones.

Are you reading Zafón in ENGLISH? :blink:

Why don't you try to read something originally written in English? :disgust:

:insane:

I bought the book in Israel, my dearest Queen. I'd like to read Zafon in Spanish (must be beautiful) but didn't find it.
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Luth on September 13, 2006, 12:06:42 pm: Quote from: Elizabeth on September 13, 2006, 11:19:37 am
Quote from: Luthien on September 13, 2006, 07:58:02 am
Quote from: Elizabeth on September 13, 2006, 07:42:53 am
Quote from: The One on September 13, 2006, 03:52:27 am
Ajar:- Partially open.
I didn't know that :blink: Anyway... I'm practising English my own way: reading! I started Carlos Ruiz Zafon - "The Shadow of the Wind" (should ring a bell for Luthy) and until now, I love it!!!

Oh, and congrats for your promotion, oh Queen! You deserved that. Muchas felicitaciones.

Are you reading Zafón in ENGLISH? :blink:

Why don't you try to read something originally written in English? :disgust:

:insane:

I bought the book in Israel, my dearest Queen. I'd like to read Zafon in Spanish (must be beautiful) but didn't find it.

I can send it to you, in Spanish and Catalan, if you wish, oh Queen of Elves! :biggrin:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Elizabeth on September 13, 2006, 12:40:17 pm: If you have the Spanish e-book, I'll be forever thankful, Your Highness! :bow:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Aluqak on September 13, 2006, 01:28:45 pm: Luth in an advanced English Class!! :blink:... man, something is worng in this world, or may be it's just a strategy of his ancient teacher to keep his class clean of booze ? :unsure:
Anyway, congrats oh mighty Queen of the English Killers for your promotion!

Hey Livi! to find books in Spanish here in Canada I usually do two things: Amazon, and/or friends with access to the university's library. Any university teaching languajes MUST have some books written in their original languaje.
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Luth on September 13, 2006, 01:42:39 pm: Quote from: Elizabeth on September 13, 2006, 12:40:17 pm
If you have the Spanish e-book, I'll be forever thankful, Your Highness! :bow:

I don't have it... but I can buy it (paper version) very easily. I can even try to download it :ninja:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Sirius13 on September 13, 2006, 05:13:19 pm: To impress your teachers, recite to them this traditional English verse:

The boy stood on the burning deck,
Picking his nose like mad;
He rolled it up in tiny balls
And flicked it at his dad.

This will ensure that you are held in high regard in your class.

If for some inexplicable reason this fails to impress, call the teacher a "grade A tit". Please note proper usage is to shorten it simply to "grade", leaving the recipient to remain uncertain of the precise nature of any insult, or indeed uncertain of whether or not they have even been insulted. Please note that this is extremely advanced English usage.

Got that you grade?! :thumbup:

Next lesson: Correct English usage of the term "Med" (nothing to do with the sea or with medications)

Good Lick with your exams! :biggrin:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Sirius13 on September 13, 2006, 05:31:41 pm: ...also you could astound them with your knowledge of cockney rhyming slang!

Here are some examples taken directly from Wikipedia:

Apples = apples and pears = stairs — e.g. "Get up them apples!"
Barnet = Barnet Fair = hair — e.g. "What’s the matter with your Barnet?"
Jam = Jam Jar= Car e.g. "Where are the keys to my Jam?"
China = China plate = mate — e.g. "He's my China."
Frog = frog and toad = road — e.g. "I was crossing the frog."
Rosie = Rosie Lee = tea — e.g. "Have a cup of Rosie."
Thrups = thrupenny bits = tits — e.g., "She's got a nice pair of thrups."

But this is the important bit: To show them your advanced level of English, you can reveal that you know the one secret that all English people share in respect of cockney rhyming slang:
All people who use it are a bunch of merchants (merchant bankers)
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Elizabeth on September 13, 2006, 06:05:01 pm: Quote from: Sirius13 on September 13, 2006, 05:31:41 pm

Apples = apples and pears = stairs — e.g. "Get up them apples!"
Barnet = Barnet Fair = hair — e.g. "What’s the matter with your Barnet?"
Jam = Jam Jar= Car e.g. "Where are the keys to my Jam?"
China = China plate = mate — e.g. "He's my China."
Frog = frog and toad = road — e.g. "I was crossing the frog."
Rosie = Rosie Lee = tea — e.g. "Have a cup of Rosie."
Thrups = thrupenny bits = tits — e.g., "She's got a nice pair of thrups."

:roll: Fantastic. I'd like to hear that live.
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Sirius13 on September 13, 2006, 07:20:54 pm: Quote from: Elizabeth on September 13, 2006, 06:05:01 pm
:roll: Fantastic. I'd like to hear that live.
No! Trust me, it is an abomination and MUST BE DESTROYED :verymad:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Aluqak on September 13, 2006, 07:40:52 pm: Quote from: Sirius13 on September 13, 2006, 05:13:19 pm
To impress your teachers, recite to them this traditional English verse:

The boy stood on the burning deck,
Picking his nose like mad;
He rolled it up in tiny balls
And flicked it at his dad.

He-he-he... that's the kind of thing that can finish a teacher off...

And these ones:
Quote from: Sirius13 on September 13, 2006, 05:31:41 pm
...also you could astound them with your knowledge of cockney rhyming slang!

Apples = apples and pears = stairs — e.g. "Get up them apples!"
Barnet = Barnet Fair = hair — e.g. "What’s the matter with your Barnet?"
Jam = Jam Jar= Car e.g. "Where are the keys to my Jam?"
China = China plate = mate — e.g. "He's my China."
Frog = frog and toad = road — e.g. "I was crossing the frog."
Rosie = Rosie Lee = tea — e.g. "Have a cup of Rosie."
Thrups = thrupenny bits = tits — e.g., "She's got a nice pair of thrups."

will surely take Luth to the exit of the classroom (with a teacher pushing her in the back). :lol3:
I know a couple of those in French (slang from Paris) and I agree... it's an abomination.
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Elizabeth on September 13, 2006, 08:32:45 pm: Of course they're an abomination, but the fact doesn't make them less funny :lol:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: The One on September 13, 2006, 11:27:42 pm: Don't go too far with those English abominations....
Though I've seen even worse abominations in Spanish... :lol3:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Elizabeth on September 14, 2006, 09:41:30 am: Linguistic abominations exist in any language! It's sad... but true :nana:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Luth on January 10, 2007, 01:38:37 pm: Clears throat.

I, the English Killer #1, announce that:

Yesterday I got the results of my 1st term exam in Advanced English;

Yesterday I discovered that I'm in danger to leave the English Killers Elytist Community, as...

I succeeded in all! Two C (pass) and two B (good). Overall: B.

It's terrible!!! :bawl:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Markus on January 10, 2007, 06:42:36 pm: To any other person I'd say "Congrats!" now, but for an English killer this is a catastrophe. So I'm inconsolably sorry for you! I knew that NTSMS would have a bad influence on you.

Cheers, anyway!

Markus
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Sirius13 on January 10, 2007, 06:46:00 pm: Quote from: Luthien on January 10, 2007, 01:38:37 pm
I succeeded in all! Two C (pass) and two B (good). Overall: B.
These marks are most likely for 'English-Killing', rather than 'English'.

...although an A would seem more likely in that case...

*puzzled*
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Lucy on January 10, 2007, 08:21:14 pm: Congrats, my Queen!

(And don't care about these guys: they are afraid that you will speak better English than them. :roll-eyes:)
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: The One on January 10, 2007, 09:51:47 pm: Don't worry Luth, be happy it was not an A. :wink2:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Elizabeth on January 10, 2007, 10:27:27 pm: Oh dear, how dar you, Queen? Screwing up so badly on your loyal followers in English Killing... that's not a nice thing to do :disgust:

Neah... don't mind us. Congrats, Luthy! :yeha:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Aluqak on January 10, 2007, 11:26:36 pm: Congrats Luth! I would worry if I were you... I'm confident that you'll be able to transfer to transfer your English-Killing capabalities to a wider concept... i.e. instead of killing only English (the languaje) you could begin to kill English (people!)...
Beware my dear Sirus, the Queen is in your way :ninja:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Luth on January 11, 2007, 03:19:04 pm: Thanks everybody for your kind words... I'll do my best to improve my marks (so... to have worse)! All you deserve my efford!

Quote from: Aluqak on January 10, 2007, 11:26:36 pm
Congrats Luth! I would worry if I were you... I'm confident that you'll be able to transfer to transfer your English-Killing capabalities to a wider concept... i.e. instead of killing only English (the languaje) you could begin to kill English (people!)...
Beware my dear Sirus, the Queen is in your way :ninja:

Why do you think I'm heading to London next week? Some English has died so many times in the internet world that I must proove if he can die such many times in real world... :ninja:

btw, Aluqak, you kill English better than me, with your languaje and your to transfer to transfer. :lol3:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Aluqak on January 12, 2007, 08:45:21 pm: Quote from: Luthien on January 11, 2007, 03:19:04 pm
Aluqak, you kill English better than me, with your languaje and your to transfer to transfer. :lol3:
.... :blush:... wow! ... coming from you, I have to say that I really, really feel honered!... I'm only trying to do my best
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: TheOFFman on January 13, 2007, 11:54:51 am: I am so sorry Luth. I hope you won't succed next time! :lol:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Luth on February 13, 2007, 10:07:15 pm: Ha, ha, ha... I've done it again. I've made my teacher to be :blink:

Do you remember the game where 2 or 3 cards with letters are shown, and we must say as fast as we can a word with these letters? Last year it was "b" and "z", and I said "booze". Of course, the teacher asked me where the hell I learnt that word. Well... today it has been worse. Three letters:

"h"

"y"

"t"

My word:

THY

Nobody but the teacher knew what it meant, and, of course, he asked me where did I learn this word.

Thanks Markus for providing me so much fun :insane:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Markus on February 14, 2007, 01:53:43 am: This is fantastic, Luth!

Next time you do that, please take a picture of your teacher. :biggrin:

Cheers!

Markus
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: The One on February 14, 2007, 02:05:57 am: Haha, again, your teacher found some advanced language in you.
In my class, not even half of the people know that word, and some have Englsih as native language. :biggrin:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Loke on February 14, 2007, 03:15:32 am: Quote from: Markus on February 14, 2007, 01:53:43 am
This is fantastic, Luth!

Next time you do that, please take a picture of your teacher. :biggrin:

Cheers!

Markus

Leave your teacher alone ... :P

yo yo yo :P
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Lucy on February 14, 2007, 08:12:52 am: Haha, congrats, Luth! :lol:

Me wanna play that too!

Goes to create a topic
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: TheOFFman on February 15, 2007, 12:17:14 pm: Hahahahahaha Luth, that is so funny! :fish:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Luth on August 03, 2007, 10:22:47 am: It's already said in the shoutbox but...

I've a B in First Certificate!!!! :yeha: :yeha:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Lucy on August 03, 2007, 10:25:34 am: :bow: Congratulations, Luth! :yeha:

(Slowly we'll be in lack of English Killers... :unsure: How will R. I. P. die again and again?)
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Persephone on August 03, 2007, 10:27:09 am: Congratulaitons our Queen :bow:
Everybody's so proud of You! :wOOt:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Luth on August 03, 2007, 10:38:32 am: I'll ever be an English Killer! I've had a "Exceptional" in Use of English, Writing and Reading... a Borderline ( :insane: )in Speaking and a nice Fail in Listening :ninja:

Don't worry... I'll never stop killing English :lol:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Markus on August 03, 2007, 10:52:41 am: Congrats, my queen!

Seriously, I wonder... how did you make an "Exceptional" in the written and somewhat not-exactly-as-brilliant marks in oral use? :unsure: :ninja: :lol3:

Congrats and cheers!
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Luth on August 03, 2007, 10:56:01 am: Speaking and Listening have ever been my flaws, and it has not changed (yet). I've practiced a loooooooot the reading, a lot enough the writing, but I have very few chances to practice the oral skills :unsure:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Lucy on August 03, 2007, 10:57:55 am: I think here on the forum we all suffer from this mysterious disease... :roll-eyes: Well, almost all of us. :)
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: VladH on August 03, 2007, 11:06:06 am: Hmmmm..... I have no problems with speaking and listening though I usually make some mistakes. Writing is my flaw but I have no problems with reading (even scientific texts) :whistle:

Unless.... somebody speaks with french or dutch accent :wacko:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: The One on August 03, 2007, 02:40:19 pm: First: Congrats Luthy! :thumbup:
Second: It's not hard for me when it comes to oral expression in English. The goddam movies and school help a lot. :biggrin:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Elena on August 03, 2007, 03:11:00 pm: Congrats Luthien :bow:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Ereshkigal on August 03, 2007, 03:15:00 pm: Congrats Luthy!!! Keep up the good work :thumbup:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Sirius13 on August 03, 2007, 04:18:05 pm: Quote from: Luthien on August 03, 2007, 10:38:32 am
I'll ever be an English Killer! I've had a "Exceptional" in Use of English, Writing and Reading... a Borderline ( :insane: )in Speaking and a nice Fail in Listening :ninja:
Do you think the "listening" thing is just a general comment... you know, nothing to do with English, they're just trying to tell you something! :biggrin:

Well done with your other marks though! :thumbup:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Loke on August 03, 2007, 06:47:13 pm: Congraths!!!!! Enjoy that B , are you planning to take CAE aswell?

yo yo yo
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Luth on August 04, 2007, 01:36:36 pm: Thanks everybody!

Yep, someday I'll take CAE, I suppose. In fact, all this curse at academy I've been at CAE level, only that I didn't have the First, so I've preferred to hve it by sure. I've had middle good marks at the academy, so I think someday I'll try with CAE too.

And of course it's the signal for something... to listen? Why?? :ninja:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: TheOFFman on August 05, 2007, 09:36:29 pm: Congrats English Killer no. 1 :ninja:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Aluqak on August 06, 2007, 06:50:35 pm: Congrats Luthy... and keep up the good work
... of killing English of course :thumbup:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Luth on August 27, 2007, 05:44:53 pm: Well, I can officially announce that 5th October, Friday, I start the classes again. It's another academy, as I've moved to another city, so, another way to teach, another teacher... It seems that the classes will be very oriented to talk and vocabulary...

LET'S KILL ENGLISH TALKING AND VOCABULARY!!!!!! :ninja: :ninja: :ninja:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Nighthawk on August 28, 2007, 11:05:02 pm: (http://www.cinemascape.org.uk/images/machine_gun_cat.gif)
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Markus on August 28, 2007, 11:47:45 pm: That sounds like a good orientation, my queen!

Oh, and the relocation allows you to surprise another teacher with your vocabulary. I just say: "Booze" :ninja:

Cheers!

Markus
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Sirius13 on February 08, 2008, 10:45:13 pm: Hey there EKs!

English-killing is for the weak!

I am from today an official slovenski morilec!

So fuck you all!!! You are nothing!!

bwahahahahah!
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Lucy on February 08, 2008, 10:46:01 pm: :roll:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Sirius13 on February 08, 2008, 10:49:35 pm: er, actually I just found out I'm a morilec slovenskega jezika :blush:

possibly.

dammit. i don't know. It's only day one, gimme a break! :biggrin:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Aluqak on February 08, 2008, 11:03:48 pm: Well to be honest man, you did far better than expected on day one :lol3:

P.S. I don't even try to kill Slovenian are any other language different from Spanish... that would be too easy. :insane:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Lucy on February 08, 2008, 11:15:12 pm: It's a pity that the language lessons will disappear from the shoutbox though... :-\
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: saphira on February 08, 2008, 11:20:51 pm: well ..they won't if there will be any interest...
@Alu..are you French or you just know the language?
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: The One on February 09, 2008, 04:10:32 am: Well, I can be a Russian Killer. :evil2: Even if it was one of my first languages.
I practice it so often I forget words and can say complete non-sense without meaning it. :fish:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: NeMo on February 09, 2008, 05:37:33 pm: I think nobody can beat me when it comes to killing a language! Man what I'm doing to German... :ninja:

Once on the airport, I wanted to ask something about a plane departure. I knew that "sunrise" is "Sonnenaufgang" so I bravely said "Flugzeugaufgang". They were like this :roll: Btw it's "Flugzeugabflug". Some other time, I wanted to buy an ice-cream on the stick and I asked for "Eis am Spiess". Again they were like this :roll:
Ferkel am Spiess: (http://www.vreme.com/g/images/475880_92-02.jpg)
:biggrin:

And this was the most embarrassing... We were playing the game of association on the blackboard and I put all my words into bubbles while other people didn't. Somebody asked me why I put the words into bubbles and I replied "Ich mag Blasen" which means "I like bubbles". The whole classroom started to laugh... because when you write it with lowercase "b" like "Ich mag blasen" it means "I like to suck"... :lol3:

:bye:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Elizabeth on February 09, 2008, 07:33:30 pm: Oooh, poor NeMo! I know veeery well how it feels to make embarrassing language mistakes; when I was learning Romanian, my classmates used to be very mean with me, and instead of correcting and helping me, they used to laugh :bye:

Now I can be officially called a Turkish Killer :wOOt: I'm trying to learn, but it's the biggest pain in the ass :wacko:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: NeMo on February 09, 2008, 07:36:40 pm: And what is your mother tongue Elizabeth? :unsure:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Elizabeth on February 09, 2008, 07:40:14 pm: Spanish, of course :biggrin: I'm from Argentina, been living in Romania since 1999.
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: saphira on February 09, 2008, 08:19:34 pm: Poor NeMo.and Livi....well it happens..something like that happened to me in Paris when me and my friends wanted to order the main menu and salad together..and everyone was like :roll: :wave:..I mean they eat everything separately..so than all the waiters avoided us..but we somehow managed to order.. :nosweat:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Luth on October 08, 2010, 11:30:52 pm: Clearing throat

Ahemmm aheemmm...

I, the Inglis Kiler namber guan, I anounce that...

Today I've re-started my English lessons, after a full year without. Classes started past week, but I was travelling for that time and I am still not able to be in two places at same time! So today is my first official day of the course :nana:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Markus on October 09, 2010, 03:05:18 am: Enjoy that, my Queen!

warneth the Spanish authorities of possible suicides or killing sprees by English teachers

Remember "booze", mylady? Methinks we are in dire need of other memorable words which are exceptional, uncommon, yeah even unreckoned in daily use - albeit you might already know a palmful of these. :biggrin:

Cheers!

Markus
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: The One on October 09, 2010, 11:37:45 am: I hereby proclaim the need to speak in jargon otherwise completely unnecessary for our purpose, other than fabricating intelligence and being somewhat arrogant, for the enlightenment and education of our Queen.
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Markus on October 09, 2010, 01:30:52 pm: I do agree
Wholeheartedly
Cunningly be our language forged
For Luth we ought to be engorged!
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Lady Sa'iltu on October 09, 2010, 08:13:36 pm: I must re-start my lessons, too.
My English is so awful! :hop:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Luth on October 09, 2010, 08:17:38 pm: Do not dareth to awfuleth moreth the Englishth than Thy Queeneth! :ninja: :pop:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Markus on October 09, 2010, 08:23:47 pm: OMCD - that was really, truly, unbelievably excruciatingly terrible! :med2:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Luth on October 09, 2010, 08:25:58 pm: Really? Fantastic!!! :biggrin:

Btw... what's "OMCD"? :blink:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Lucy on October 09, 2010, 08:26:08 pm: What do C and D mean in OMCD? :unsure:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Markus on October 09, 2010, 08:28:27 pm: Quote from: Luth on October 09, 2010, 08:25:58 pm
Really? Fantastic!!! :biggrin:

Btw... what's "OMCD"? :blink:

Yes, my queen. If you ever want to murder a person by just speaking a single sentence, say that to your English teacher.

"OMCD" is a highly educated synonym for "OMFG". Get it...? :ninja: :roll:

Cheers!

Markus
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Luth on October 09, 2010, 08:32:03 pm: I already thought it was related with "OMFG", but I don't get the meaning of "CD". Why not "DVD"? Or perhaps "MP3", even "MPG" or "OGG"? :innocent:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Markus on October 09, 2010, 08:37:59 pm: Remember, oh Englishkillerest, that many English words base on Latin ones. :ninja:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Mystique on October 09, 2010, 11:06:53 pm: Oh my Charles Darwin? :roll:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Luth on October 09, 2010, 11:10:00 pm: It can't be that! :roll:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Markus on October 10, 2010, 01:02:47 am: Can't be what, my queen? :innocent:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Lucy on October 10, 2010, 03:49:55 am: Quote from: Mystique on October 09, 2010, 11:06:53 pm
Oh my Charles Darwin? :roll:

I like this one! :lol3: Markus, don't TEASE us any longer, please...
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Persephone on October 10, 2010, 07:10:25 am: FCOL :insane:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Markus on October 10, 2010, 09:05:17 am: Oh my copulating deity!

:unsure:

I told you it means "OMFG". :lol3:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Luth on October 10, 2010, 09:43:09 am: Quote from: Markus on October 10, 2010, 09:05:17 am
Oh my copulating deity!

I meant that... although I thought it would be even more Latinlike: O meus copulante deus, or similar :evil2:

PS. I had nor read about the Charles Darwin post when I posted my " :roll: ", no danger of being contaminated by that guess! :biggrin:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Markus on October 10, 2010, 10:24:36 am: O meus copulante deus - OMCD! :roll:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: The One on October 10, 2010, 10:34:51 pm: OMID - the version of OMG for atheists. :ninja:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Luth on October 10, 2010, 11:05:01 pm: What's "I"? Inexistent? :unsure:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Markus on October 10, 2010, 11:06:57 pm: Mmmhh... inexistent deity or intelligent designer?
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: The One on October 11, 2010, 04:01:39 am: Quote from: Markus on October 10, 2010, 11:06:57 pm
Mmmhh... inexistent deity or intelligent designer?
The first, since the latter implying that there is a higher power, thus contradicting the idea that there is no God or equivalent. :fish:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Markus on October 11, 2010, 09:55:30 am: The question, dear Jorge, arose in my mind due to the fact that the advocators of the "theory" of intelligent design advance the view that an omnipotent creator does not necessarily have to be God. :insane:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Aluqak on October 11, 2010, 07:20:57 pm: Quote from: Markus on October 10, 2010, 10:24:36 am
O meus copulante deus - OMCD!
:roll: Too good to be true :bow:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: The One on October 11, 2010, 08:24:00 pm: Quote from: Markus on October 11, 2010, 09:55:30 am
The question, dear Jorge, arose in my mind due to the fact that the advocators of the "theory" of intelligent design advance the view that an omnipotent creator does not necessarily have to be God. :insane:
However, is the intelligent designer not a sort of a deity? Or at least a higher power? Because if the intelligent designer was a form of life acknowledged by human knowledge, this implies that that the intelligent designer was designed by something else... Thus still implying the existence of a higher power, not necessarily a God, but still a sort of higher power...
Now what's the belief in the intelligent design called? Designertheism?
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Markus on October 12, 2010, 12:55:17 am: The advocators of this idea dub it "Theory of Intelligent Design", but it is not a theory in the scientific sense of the word because it cannot be disproven. I call them UDOs, by the way: Their construct is nothing but creationism, weakly disguised as a scientific idea and - as you have shown - very easily unmasked. Hence I mockingly call them "Unintelligent Designed Ones".

To resume the original topic: This is not to be confused with weekly disguising unintelligently designed ones!

Cheers!

Markus
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Luth on January 17, 2011, 07:55:44 pm: Too long time with no Official Announcement :ninja:

Although I've been thinking it for long, now I've finally decided: this June I'm taking the CAE (Certificate in Advanced English) exam. That's the following step after the First Certificate, which I already own. And the last one I'll take, as the next one is unattainable for me, unless I'm going to live for some years to England and study everyday of all-type subjects in perfect English :fish:

Until now I had it in mind, but I was not sure because my speaking and, very specially, my listening skills, are not very high, but now, after Barcelona gathering, I feel more confident in both skills :ninja:

So... if I have success in that exam, I'll be able to properly kill English with the knowledge of it!! :wOOt:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Aluqak on January 17, 2011, 09:15:20 pm: Quote from: Luth on January 17, 2011, 07:55:44 pm
I'll be able to properly kill English with the knowledge of it!! :wOOt:
Alright, let's put a proper name to that Luth: that's called premeditated murder! ... oh my! things are getting nastier :afaid:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Markus on January 18, 2011, 12:10:20 am: Let's face it, Alu,

premedicated murder is much most effectively, then killing on accident.

So congrats, my queen! Take the English-killing to a whole new level! :thumbup:

Cheers!

Markus
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Lucy on January 18, 2011, 08:32:03 am: Quote from: Aluqak on January 17, 2011, 09:15:20 pm
Alright, let's put a proper name to that Luth: that's called premeditated murder! ... oh my! things are getting nastier :afaid:

:roll:

Best wishes, my Queen, and please keep us updated. :)
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Luth on May 10, 2011, 09:52:53 pm: Ok. Soon it will be over. On 3th June I have the oral exam, and on 15th I have all the other parts of the exam (Reading, Writing, Use of English and Listening). On July, 26, I'll know the results :afaid:

OMG... I'm scared. I'm not sure that the examiner is going to appreciate my special vocabulary... :cht:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Markus on May 10, 2011, 10:49:10 pm: Quote from: Luth on May 10, 2011, 09:52:53 pm
OMG... I'm scared. I'm not sure that the examiner is going to appreciate my special vocabulary... :cht:

Like... "OMCD! I'm running out of booze - hast thou some left for thy queen?" - that kind of special vocabulary?
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Luth on May 10, 2011, 10:53:59 pm: Yup, this special vocabulary :lol3:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Markus on May 10, 2011, 11:59:06 pm: Don't you worry, oh Regina Mala Mea!

In case they fail to recognise and acknowledge your abilities at ~~killi~~ speaking English, their frightening and horrible deaths will look just like accidents - bizarre yet deadly. Nobody's going to see the connection between their weird death (involving red and blue scarves as well as spoons and pinkberries) and a certain evil queen. :ninja:

Cheers!

Markus
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Lucy on May 11, 2011, 06:54:23 am: Luth, you are the best. Go teach them some normal English! :wink2:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Markus on May 11, 2011, 08:53:20 am: Yeah, seriously: I understand that you're nervous, Luth, but I'm sure you'll pass easily. :thumbup:

My fingers are crossed, of course. They'll really keep you waiting six weeks for the results? :blink:

Cheers!

Markus
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Luth on May 11, 2011, 12:24:08 pm: Yep, in this technologic era, I have to wait six months. I don't rememeber how long it was in the First Certificate, but I think it was even more :unsure:

I don't fear (too much) about the reading/writing/use of English part; I quite fear the listening and, what it is the worse, it's the speaking. Apart from the fact that nerves are required, and I have too much of them, I know they are really tough with this part. I wish I don't say any american word, or they'll hang me from the finger in the highest part of the ship :wacko:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: The One on May 11, 2011, 02:50:04 pm: May I ask what test are you taking? Is it the IELTS? :ninja:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Luth on May 11, 2011, 03:23:23 pm: Nope, it's CAE (Certificate in Advanced English). It's European (so... English, not American). I'm not sure of the equivalent in American English :unsure:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Markus on May 11, 2011, 10:43:28 pm: Hey folks,

I prefer British English to American, anyway. Well, I prefer early modern English to modern, but that's a bit too much, I suppose.

Anyway, Luth, they just ought to know that their health depends greatly on your marks. And I'm sure they'll be fine because I'm sure you'll pass, and you'll pass with a good result. :thumbup:

Cheereth!

Markus
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: The One on May 12, 2011, 04:22:31 am: Just wondering, cause the IELTS is given out by the Brits as well. And the States gives out the TOEFL. Both of them are too expensive for their own good. :disgust:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Luth on June 03, 2011, 03:30:29 pm: Oh...well... speaking done! Unluckily I had not the chance to perform my Notessomist Special English today... perhaps I'll try with the Writing :innocent:

I think I performed it quite well, at least I've comitted no deadly mistake I am aware of, and I didn't babbled too much. Does it counts? :pop:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Markus on June 03, 2011, 03:41:49 pm: I will thinked it counten! :thumbup:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Luth on June 03, 2011, 03:48:35 pm: Quote from: Markus on June 03, 2011, 03:41:49 pm
I will thinked it counten! :thumbup:

:roll:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Persephone on June 03, 2011, 04:20:23 pm: Good! :hop:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Lucy on June 03, 2011, 05:59:12 pm: Quote from: Markus on June 03, 2011, 03:41:49 pm
I will thinked it counten! :thumbup:

:lol3:

Well done, evil Queen! :thumbup: This means... no dinner for Tie-thulu? :unsure:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Markus on June 05, 2011, 08:12:06 pm: No dinner for the Great Greenie - just a certificate for our Evil Queen. :)

Luth, will you let us know when there are news?

Cheers!

Markus
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Luth on July 01, 2011, 08:13:42 pm: OMCD! I've been reading through the first page of this topic, and I've realised that the "booze word at class" episode happened in my very first class!! I thought it was later... I suppose my former teacher still remembers me :roll:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Markus on July 02, 2011, 11:19:14 am: Thy booze is more ancient than thou wast aware of? :drunk: :biggrin:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Lady Sa'iltu on July 02, 2011, 10:15:54 pm: It is more ancient than thou art.... :cht:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Luth on July 26, 2011, 05:06:16 pm: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES, I HAAAVE IT!!!!

76/100, grade B! YEAY!!! Writing as the best result( :cht:), and speaking the lower... but passed! Now I can properly kill English... in many ways... BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Notessomes helped me, but not English teachers. Poor them! :evil2:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Markus on July 26, 2011, 06:35:02 pm: My deer Luth I'm so prowd off you! :biggrin:

All hail the Officially English Killing Queen!

Cheers!

Markus
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: saphira on July 26, 2011, 08:59:08 pm: BIG CONGRATS!! :thumbup: :hop: :barca:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Luth on September 21, 2011, 08:30:00 pm: A few days ago I discovered that there are Reading Groups in English in a very well known bookstore chain here (ABACUS), and I got informed a little about them. You have to pay a fee (not very expensive) and you receive an English magazine monthly, have several club benefits (you can see HERE (http://flavors.me/ecclub#c20/blogger) ) and, of course, you can go to a reading meeting where you have to read a book in English and discuss about it. There are 6 books (one every 5 weeks more or less), and two levels: Intermediate, for people with a rusty English, able to read short stories, and Advanced, for people with a very good vocabulary, able to read long novels, even English speakers.

From the moment I discovered it I wanted to join, but I thought: "ok, I have not the high level required of English for Advanced: they even say you can be an English teacher in that group!!!! But my (readen) English is not rusty, and I do read long English novels very often. So... where I can go?". I finally signed for the Advanced level. Not sure it's the right one, but I know I can do better than read Roal Dahl and similar (Intermediete level). No offense intended, those are good books, but I want to read adult books :ninja: If I feel a little like the most English Killer One in the group... it would be nice!! After all, I'm the English Killer #1!!! :nana:

Waiting for some reply to my signing up to the club, btw. And about the read the first book... :ninja:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Markus on September 21, 2011, 08:41:48 pm: Oh Regina Mala Mea,

you want to read adult literature, eh? And even talk about it to utter strangers? Nasty, nasty girl! :fish:

Nah, seriously, that sounds like a good thing to do! I hope you'll enjoy it big time and to better a little up your reading and saying English. :thumbup:

Cheers!

Markus
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Luth on May 17, 2012, 07:08:24 pm: Ok, crazy as I am... I'm very seriously thinking in leaving next course my English classes. Yes, I think I've killed English enough, and I can (and will) still read A LOT in English, watch series and movies, and join reading groups. I think English might be so killed... I need to kill some other language. I've still not fully decided, but today I've asked the academy I'm studying English (20 m from home :biggrin:), to know the timetable. I was sure it would not fit me, as there are a lot of groups for every level of English, but other languages are not so plenty of students... And the good thing is that the timetable, incredibly, suits me! Tuesday and Thursday from 19 to 20.30. I arrive just at 19h, but there are only 5 minutes from train to the academy. On Wednesday I've yoga, so it would not make me stop.

As I said, not decided yet, but almost...

Let's kill German!!! The World Conquest is coming!!!! :ninja: :evil2:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Persephone on May 17, 2012, 08:17:32 pm: :D I'll be number one killer then.
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Agnes on May 17, 2012, 08:39:04 pm: Kill Polish of Finnish ;) Good luck, btw :)
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Ereshkigal on May 18, 2012, 04:40:10 am: German! WOW!!!!

That's an amazing challange Luth! Good luck! :D

And kill it! :ninja: :evil2:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Lucy on May 18, 2012, 09:06:18 am: Whoa Luthy, what a decision! :wOOt: Go for it! :thumbup:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Luth on May 19, 2012, 08:19:10 am: Although I've not yet signed in for the class (there's plenty of time, as classes start on October!), I've made my mind. Next year I need a real challenge, and German will do! I'm really looking forward trying it. Truth is, nowadays I am going to English class not to learn a lot, but to practice (mainly speaking) and learning something new from time to time. I need to start a language I know NOTHING about, to be a real beginner.

And I'll be able to write in the German part of "Other languages"... At least, to write the equivalent in German of "My name is Esther", "My tailor is rich", "How do you do?" :roll:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Markus on May 19, 2012, 10:15:37 am: Oh Regina Mala Mea,

I strongly advise against killing Germans! :afaid:

Well, nah, I'm only against killing non-Notessomistic Germans. :ninja: So go ahead! :wicking:

Great choice, btw - it's a very simple language that even little children over here learn easily. :thumbup: (Just ask Shelley about Oliver...) And you'll be able to read Goethe in the original language or to find the mistakes in "Schwarzalbenheim" :lol3:

The best of luck and big respect, my queen! :bow:

Cheers!

Markus

P.S.: "Ich heiße Esther und mein Schneider ist reich. Wie geht's Ihnen?"
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Luth on May 19, 2012, 10:36:05 am: Quote from: Markus on May 19, 2012, 10:15:37 am
Well, nah, I'm only against killing non-Notessomistic Germans. :ninja: So go ahead! :wicking:

Are you sure the sentence is correct? So, are you against killing non-Notessomic Germans, and for killing Notessomic ones? :biggrin:

Quote

P.S.: "Ich heiße Esther und mein Schneider ist reich. Wie geht's Ihnen?"

Goes to Google Translator

:roll:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Markus on May 19, 2012, 11:03:36 am: If the German is also a Notessomist, do leave him alive (!) and unharmed (!!). Else do as you please. :ninja:

Cheers!

Markus
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Luth on May 19, 2012, 11:08:13 am: Quote from: Markus on May 19, 2012, 11:03:36 am
If the German is also a Notessomist, do leave him alive (!) and unharmed (!!). Else do as you please. :ninja:

Cheers!

Markus

:pop:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Luth on May 26, 2012, 01:19:25 pm: Yesterday I signed up for my new German classes next course. They start on October, so plenty of time for German to run and hide from me!!! :nana:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Markus on May 26, 2012, 04:52:54 pm: Glückwunsch, meine böse Königin! :bow:

Jetzt gehst Du in ganz schön grüne Geschäfte! Aber das ist ja auch steinern so. Und wenn Du dann erstmal viele Koffer beregnet hast, kannst Du auch alles von Goethe oder Schiller oder Wittgenstein wehen!

Viele Grüße

Markus
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Luth on May 26, 2012, 07:19:32 pm: Lieber Hohepriester,

Ich danke Ihnen sehr Stadium sowohl in Early-Morning-Diskussion in der Sprache Goethes, sondern wäre gut, zunächst prüfen, ob Google Translator eine Übersetzung gibt einfach zu verstehen. Nun, das macht Sinn! :shifty:

Mit freundlichen Grüßen,

Lutheraner
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Markus on May 26, 2012, 10:41:13 pm: So you didn't understand all I wrote? :unsure:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Luth on May 26, 2012, 11:37:44 pm: Not all... I've missed one or two letters. Sure it was the fault of some case misunderstanding... :ninja:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Markus on May 27, 2012, 06:22:10 am: Or it might be due to the fact that these sentences don't make any sense at all... :ninja:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Luth on May 27, 2012, 11:10:37 am: Oh, don't thou be bad!! Don't thou trieth to killeth Germanishche Language earlierther and moreth than me!!

Thou can't noth! :nana:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Markus on May 27, 2012, 03:48:49 pm: Yes, I can! :nana:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Luth on May 27, 2012, 04:27:49 pm: Perhaps you can... but my German killing will be unwilling, what will be funnier for me, if I try to say anything in German and you get :blink:. Because it will be a real real real :unsure: :blink: ¬¬.

Whatever... my classes start on October. Don't me expect much of me for the first... let's say... four or five first years :roll:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Luth on June 02, 2012, 04:00:06 pm: I already have the books... 300 + 198 pages!!! :blink:

(http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/601096_3684289558225_746208333_n.jpg)
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Markus on June 03, 2012, 08:55:41 am: That's probably a short first glimpse at the most basic rules of German grammar. :fireevil: :nana:

Nein, im Ernst: Viel Spaß!

Cheers!

Markus
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Luth on June 03, 2012, 10:56:15 am: Yeah, I suppose that those books will enable me to say "hello" and "I come from...", at least! :roll:

In fact, I've been told that the books are intended for one or one and half course. Although the explanation of the level is all in German, I could understand that the first 15 units cover the A1 level, and the following 15-30, A2. So, two levels in those books, not bad at all :cht:

Markus, be ready for next time we meet: I'm willing to discuss with you about the most hidden meanings of the Kabbalah and the newest interpretations on the Faust, in your mother tongue, of course! :ninja:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Lucy on June 03, 2012, 12:45:20 pm: Markus, du bist simply: :evil: :roll:

Best of luck, my Queen! :bow:
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Luth on June 09, 2012, 08:06:20 am: Right now, it's Carles who is trying to kill English as few as possible, as he's taking the First Certificate exam. Just now.

*crossing fingers for him*
Title: Re: English Killer #1 Announcement
Post by: Lucy on June 09, 2012, 08:22:32 am: Don't spare them Carles! :wOOt: Fingers are crossed! :wink2: