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« on: April 18, 2006, 10:14:31 am »
Ok, read the tagboard and tell us... what do you think this day is? Well be Sirius Killed 7 times to become inmortal, as Erly says? Or... will Sirius kill us all 7 times, as Sirius himself says? Might us hide in bunkers, or might us be ready to kill him once and another and another...?

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« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2006, 10:28:49 am »
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Ok, read the tagboard and tell us... what do you think this day is? Well be Sirius Killed 7 times to become inmortal, as Erly says?
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Who is Erly?  :ph34r:


Anyway, the thing is - I'm already immortal  :ph34r:

possibly.


I think we obviously need to discuss this in more detail.  Perhaps Luthy and Erly... er I mean Elizabeth..  would both care to step into my office for a discussion?  Take a seat, make yourselves comfortable.

That's right, just strap yourselves in, and make sure that sponge is fixed on to the top of your head.  :)

I'll just throw this switch to er..  put the lights on  :ph34r:
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« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2006, 10:32:10 am »


...hmm can I smell burning?
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« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2006, 10:47:46 am »
...and then The Elf, Elizabeth, with her unusual force and agility, tears apart the leather straps, liberating herself, then saves Queen Luthy and knocks down Sirius with an Elvish right cuff.

Edit: *checks her eybrows and hair for burns and smiles pleasantly*
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« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2006, 10:55:43 am »
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...and then The Elf, Elizabeth, with its unnusual force and agility, tears apart the leather straps, liberating herself, then saves Queen Luthy and knocks down Sirius with an Elvish right cuff.
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ow!  *rubs chin*

There's no need for violence!  Perhaps we can talk this over?  Maybe a ninja elf such as yourself could enjoy the chase, hunting people down so that I kill them without mercy?  Maybe you could CHANGE SIDES?!

Here, lets talk it through over a nice cup of tea.  :)

*empties vile poisons into the teapot*  :ph34r:
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« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2006, 11:57:34 am »
Ah, Sirius, Sirius... you'll never change, will you? Why don't you learn at last that Elves are immortal, therefore imune to poison, cuts, illnesses and such? Of course I won't tell you why Elves can die... some research work expects you.

Thanks Tequila!

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« Reply #6 on: April 18, 2006, 12:54:14 pm »
My dear Elizabeth - They were just herbs to add a little flavour, nothing more. :innocent:


*hides an extremely vicious orc armed with a large crossbow in teapot instead*
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« Reply #7 on: April 18, 2006, 12:59:34 pm »
*Grabs some pop corn and sits to watch the whole thing*
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« Reply #8 on: April 18, 2006, 01:04:19 pm »
Indeed, dear Sirius, just herbs...

As you also might know, Elves are excellent fighter (that includes us, girls), so not a chance, Orc are easy targets. Stout and stupid ones :evil:

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« Reply #9 on: April 18, 2006, 01:04:35 pm »
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*Grabs some pop corn and sits to watch the whole thing*
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That wouldn't be some of my special popcorn would it?  :ph34r:


It took me a long time to work out how to get each live wasp inside each piece of corn.
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« Reply #10 on: April 18, 2006, 01:10:02 pm »
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Indeed, dear Sirius, just herbs...

As you also might know, Elves are excellent fighter (that includes us, girls), so not a chance, Orc are easy targets. Stout and stupid ones :evil:
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Well, my precious Erly... er Elizabeth,

You may indeed be a good fighter...  but look into your cup of tea!  :ph34r:

That's right!  I also hid the dawn of the age of MAN inside that pot!  :o   And you've drunk it all up - accepting it and letting the age of the elves pass away!

It's amazing what you can hide in a teapot, you know. :wacko:
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« Reply #11 on: April 18, 2006, 01:13:12 pm »
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That wouldn't be some of my special popcorn would it?  :ph34r:
It took me a long time to work out how to get each live wasp inside each piece of corn.
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:unsure: ... *eats some pop-corn*.... *concentrates in the flavor* -_-
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Oh! now I see it! that's where the crunchy part came from! :w00t:
Great idea man!, may I have the recipe?
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« Reply #12 on: April 18, 2006, 01:15:40 pm »
Well, Sirius, I migh drunk the end of the Elven Age (that was passing anway), but you put the Orc into the teapot, not in my cup, so you should be expecting some... stomachal troubles...

Thanks Tequila!

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« Reply #13 on: April 18, 2006, 01:17:04 pm »
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Great idea man!, may I have the recipe?
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Sure thing!  I thought you'd like it!  :)




[whispers to Aluqak] Hey dude, I've got some other things you might be interested in eating. Ever tasted grilled Elf or roasted Evil Queen?  Elf goes great on a barbecue I hear... [/whispers to Aluqak]  :ph34r:
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« Reply #14 on: April 18, 2006, 01:19:54 pm »
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[whispers to Aluqak] Hey dude, I've got some other things you might be interested in eating. Ever tasted grilled Elf or roasted Evil Queen?  Elf goes great on a barbecue I hear... [/whispers to Aluqak]  :ph34r:
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« Reply #15 on: April 18, 2006, 01:23:50 pm »
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Well, Sirius, I migh drunk the end of the Elven Age (that was passing anway), but you put the Orc into the teapot, not in my cup, so you should be expecting some... stomachal troubles...
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Haha!  As if it would be possible for me to drink an o....


*sirius dies as an unhappy orc covered in lunch forces his way crossbow-first out of sirius' stomach*


*lies dead for a while*





...then gets up, ready to try again  :ph34r:


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« Reply #16 on: April 18, 2006, 01:30:56 pm »
*Takes a bath into the Nenuial Lake* There... now, you cannot eat me without crying for the rest of your life.

Thanks Tequila!

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« Reply #17 on: April 18, 2006, 03:24:14 pm »
Dear Ely, thanks for your support... You deserve a place next to my crown  :pop:

Rick, Aluqak, keep eating pop corn with bees inside and trying to poison us... it's fun!  :evil:
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« Reply #18 on: April 18, 2006, 05:55:48 pm »
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Dear Ely, thanks for your support... You deserve a place next to my crown  :pop:
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Elizabeth!  Luthy KNOWS that only last week I buried that crown six feet under ground!  :o

Luthy, you are a wicked, mean, evil queen. How could you suggest such a thing?!  :ph34r:

*starts digging so that Ely can get her place next to the crown*
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« Reply #19 on: April 18, 2006, 06:06:05 pm »
Hey, is there some of that crunchy humming popcorn left? And perhaps some more of the orky herbal tea?

Oh, and Sirius: Why is there a knife sticking in you chest? :huh:

Oh, that's mine. I'm sorry - need to be careful next time.  :blush:
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