Author Topic: EL DÍA DE LOS MUERTOS (Read 40088 times)

Sirius13 · « **Reply #40 on:** April 20, 2006, 09:29:02 pm »

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Yeees, the same shop in which I replaced the vitamin-C pills by cyanide .
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Man, what a coincidence! That's the same shop where I left my "mini-singularity pills (in development)" lying around. I left them by accident in some containers labelled 'Headache Pills' - I thought it was the safest place for them.

The lids were child-proof, after all - so I think I acted quite responsibly.

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Hey! :w00t: A balrog cooked on its own juice and fire :iconmi77kl:
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Cool! :w00t:

Hmmm, Balrog goes best with a squeeze of lemon juice, then wrapped in a couple of rashers of bacon, with a sprinkle of thyme. Then just pop him in his own hell-fire for about 20minutes. The bacon seals the lemon in and as a result the balrog flavours up nicely into a tender and succulent snack.

*sets plates and cutlery*

Elizabeth · « **Reply #41 on:** April 20, 2006, 09:43:47 pm »

Oh, I have lots of shops in the nearby, I live on a quite central street in Bucharest

I'm not that stupid to go buy something in the NTSMS shop...

I know it's bad news, Aluqak, but...Balrogs are made out of fire... you cannot eat them, they have no flesh.

Sirius13 · « **Reply #42 on:** April 20, 2006, 09:54:42 pm »

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I know it's bad news, Aluqak, but...Balrogs are made out of fire... you cannot eat them, they have no flesh.
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Hmmm... me thinks you still have a lot to learn about Aluqak.

"cannot eat"?

"cannot eat"?

He's probably already polished the damn thing off with a bit of ice-cream!

*Luthien's cat enters*

ooh, hello little kitty!

(it purrs a bit, then clears its throat to speak its little cat talk):
[size=8]Meow....[/size]

......[size=8]ooowwaaarrrggghhha[/size]aAAAuurrgghhhhaaawwwwooowwaarrgghhaakkk!!!

Elizabeth · « **Reply #43 on:** April 20, 2006, 11:01:11 pm »

But you cannot actually EAT fire, can you?!

Luth · « **Reply #44 on:** April 20, 2006, 11:08:28 pm »

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But you cannot actually EAT fire, can you?!
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Ely, you haven't read all topics Aluqak-related, have you?

Elizabeth · « **Reply #45 on:** April 21, 2006, 10:26:49 am »

I'll just have to assume that.... no, I haven't... but still, there's no way to eat s Balrog, especially the Flame of Udun.

Then, if you eat nice little Moria fellow, I'll take you meet Gothmog, who is...you'll have to guess

Sirius13 · « **Reply #46 on:** April 21, 2006, 03:50:11 pm »

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I'll just have to assume that.... no, I haven't... but still, there's no way to eat s Balrog, especially the Flame of Udun.
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The only problem Aluqak would have with fire is that it probably isn't filling enough, so he would have to go looking for something about elf-sized to fill the gap.

*FrankenSirus uses the distraction of fire-eating conversation to kill everyone*

*except Aluqak*

*and Markus*

Elizabeth · « **Reply #47 on:** April 21, 2006, 08:23:55 pm »

*and Livi, 'cause she's immortal*

Sirius13 · « **Reply #48 on:** April 21, 2006, 11:15:49 pm »

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*and Livi, 'cause she's immortal*
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Nono! There was definitely not any "and Livi, 'cause she's immortal"

*Just makes sure*

Anyway, what happens to you immortal types when the sun goes all red dwarf on us and swallows up the Earth? What kind of fun are you gonna have burning and all that. And when it all goes "pop" or fizzles out or whatever and you're left with no planet, and you're drifting around breathing a vacuum - what then, huh?

huh? HUH I SAY??!!

Tell me!!!

yes, you'll wish you were mortal then. Oh yes, indeed...

Elizabeth · « **Reply #49 on:** April 21, 2006, 11:41:13 pm »

Well... You've got a point there, Sirius, but fact is, you cannot beat the Valar, so we Elves won't have to breathe vacuum... :rolleyes:

Sirius13 · « **Reply #50 on:** April 22, 2006, 12:32:35 am »

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Well... You've got a point there, Sirius, but fact is, you cannot beat the Valar, so we Elves won't have to breathe vacuum... :rolleyes:
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Cannot beat the Valar?

But Aluqak will eat the Valar. I don't even know what the Valar is. But he will eat it.

Just as long as we put the right sauce on it.

Surely you can see that the best way forward from here is for you to relinquish your immortality and go willingly into the barbecue. It is the only way.

Elizabeth · « **Reply #51 on:** April 22, 2006, 07:08:37 am »

The Valar are the "Gods" of Tolkien's world. And ... I don't think they'll be pleased when they hear about an ever-eating creature wants to put them in the menu.

They're pretty nice people, though, so if you accept your humble condition, maybe they'll forgive you. Oh, and I'm not going to surrender myself. Nooo, boy.

Luth · « **Reply #52 on:** April 22, 2006, 09:01:50 am »

Ehhhrr... Ely...

How to told you that...

Valar are gods. Valar are immortal. Valar are all-powerfull. The hint is: they ARE!! And whatever, whoever, whichever (I think that even wherever and whenever) IS, is edible for Aluqak. If immortal and all-powerfull... more tasty!

Elizabeth · « **Reply #53 on:** April 22, 2006, 12:24:31 pm »

Nonsense, Luthy. Valar are gods, but they're not eatible 'cause they have no substance.

Ulmo, for instance, the God of Waters, is the spirit that animates rivers and seas and so on, and he can show himself to you as rush of rain and such, or you can hear his whispering listening very carefully a river flowing, but you cannot roast him, or put any sauce on him, or whatever.

Sirius13 · « **Reply #54 on:** April 22, 2006, 12:41:06 pm »

Are you sure? Here is what happened when I was speaking to Ulmo earlier:

Hey Ulmo! How's it going, would you like some orange juice?

*squeezes some orange juice over Ulmo*

Hey Ulmo, check out the smell of these herbs - don't they give off such a rich aroma?

*sprinkles some herbs over Ulmo*

Hey, Ulmo - you look a bit chilly - let me help you get a bit warmer.

*Pops Ulmo in the oven at 200 degrees, sets timer for 25 minutes* :FIREdevil:

*prepares some king prawns - water gods always go well with prawns*

Markus · « **Reply #55 on:** April 22, 2006, 12:49:03 pm »

And this is what happened just one minute later:

A distant rumbling grows louder. The floor begins to tremble slightly.

The noise has become deafening. As the wave strikes Sirius's house, the walls crumble to debris within a second. Sirius hits the oven just a fraction of a second before both are smashed to pieces. The largest bit ever found was an inch in diameter.

Elizabeth · « **Reply #56 on:** April 22, 2006, 01:22:44 pm »

Ouch, Sirius... that must have hurt a bit... poor you! Let me help: *puts a large chunk of Helcaraxe ice on Sirius' head, smashing him again*

Aluqak · « **Reply #57 on:** April 22, 2006, 05:00:36 pm »

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Are you sure? Here is what happened when I was speaking to Ulmo earlier:
Hey Ulmo! How's it going, would you like some orange juice?

*squeezes some orange juice over Ulmo*

Hey Ulmo, check out the smell of these herbs - don't they give off such a rich aroma?

*sprinkles some herbs over Ulmo*

Hey, Ulmo - you look a bit chilly - let me help you get a bit warmer.

*Pops Ulmo in the oven at 200 degrees, sets timer for 25 minutes* :FIREdevil:
*prepares some king prawns - water gods always go well with prawns*
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*snifs air*...mmmm... It smells funny up here :w00t: Eats Ulmo..... and Tolkien

Elizabeth · « **Reply #58 on:** April 23, 2006, 12:23:18 pm »

Eeerrr... Aluqak? Tolkien died back in 1973 :brutale_smilies100:

Ereshkigal · « **Reply #59 on:** April 23, 2006, 03:05:47 pm »

Aluqak makes no exception

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Author Topic: EL DÍA DE LOS MUERTOS (Read 40088 times)