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English Killer #1 Announcement
« on: January 27, 2006, 09:59:03 pm »
Me, the English Killer #1, announce that:

next Monday I'll start English lessons in an academy. I'll try to achieve (some day) the "First Certificate"...

I'll be so killer than I'll kill the First Certificate too!!!  :ph34r:
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« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2006, 10:54:55 pm »
Good luck!! You are gonna need it!  :w00t:

Just kidding, you are doing great.

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« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2006, 10:58:37 pm »
Oo
My inglish is to kilering to now whot did yu yust sad!!!
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« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2006, 11:54:41 pm »
Good decision! But I hope we'll still recognize your postings, once your English will be better than that of Elizabeth II. :D

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« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2006, 12:48:02 am »
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Me, the English Killer #1, announce that:

next Monday I'll start English lessons in an academy. I'll try to achieve (some day) the "First Certificate"...

I'll be so killer than I'll kill the First Certificate too!!!  :ph34r:
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I don't think you're allowed to study English.  I think there is a law against it.

It is widely known that you have already damaged this language to such an extent that some still believe it may never recover.


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« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2006, 11:36:15 am »
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I don't think you're allowed to study English.  I think there is a law against it.

It is widely known that you have already damaged this language to such an extent that some still believe it may never recover.
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« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2006, 02:57:21 pm »
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It is widely known that you have already damaged this language to such an extent that some still believe it may never recover.
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hahaha!  :lol:

Luthien, good idea! you're gonna polish it fast, you'll see.

(I want to learn French, but my school schedule doesn't allow me :()


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« Reply #7 on: January 29, 2006, 05:07:39 pm »
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Me, the English Killer #1, announce that:
next Monday I'll start English lessons in an academy. I'll try to achieve (some day) the "First Certificate"...
I'll be so killer than I'll kill the First Certificate too!!!  :ph34r:
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Man, I'm already sorry (and worried) for Luth's teacher :wacko:
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« Reply #8 on: January 29, 2006, 10:57:17 pm »
Do you think we should warn them?

Slightly worried...

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« Reply #9 on: January 30, 2006, 01:30:25 pm »
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Do you think we should warn them?
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Nah!, It will be fun to see their faces: :wacko:
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« Reply #10 on: January 30, 2006, 04:50:10 pm »
At 20h (only 2:30 for it), an English teacher will get mad...  :ph34r:
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« Reply #11 on: January 30, 2006, 05:03:03 pm »
Think of cookies when the teacher introduces himself! :D I bet it's dead funny when the poor guy tells you his name and you start giggling because our cookie threads come to your mind.

Cheers!

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« Last Edit: January 30, 2006, 05:03:34 pm by Markus »
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« Reply #12 on: January 30, 2006, 05:09:56 pm »
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Think of cookies when the teacher introduces himself! :D I bet it's dead funny when the poor guy tells you his name and you start giggling because our cookie threads come to your mind.

Cheers!

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I'll try to avoid that  <_<

Btw... that's not the first day of the course, I enter with it already started. So, I don't think the teacher will introduce himself, but I'll have to introduce myself to the classmates and teacher ("Hello, I'm a cookie eater, and my name is Luth...").  :evil:
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« Reply #13 on: January 30, 2006, 05:14:31 pm »
Ah, I see.

In that case I would like you to think of cookies* the very instant you say your own name.

Good luck! :evil:

Markus




* You know them. Those tasty little things, quite famous in the ES now. That crunchy, munchy stuff you always think of when you say your name. Cookies, just cookies.
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« Reply #14 on: January 30, 2006, 06:11:41 pm »
Lesson no.1 from Sirius:

Don't forget to use the phrase "do one" in casual conversation, it will surely impress teachers and students alike.

Example usage:

Mr Teacher:  "Hello Luthien, please can you tell the class why you want to learn English"
Luthien:  "Do one, Teacher-grade"

(this translates as "Get thee away from me, oh teacher who is a 'Grade A' example of being an complete and utter idiot".)

The suffix 'grade' can be added on to any words to add the "idiot" descriptor.  However it should be noted that the term itself although originally an insult, has now also fallen into common usage as a term of endearment, so understanding the context is essential:

"Oy! English-grades!" = "Hey there English holidaymakers drinking too much beer and being obnoxious and annoying!"

"Hey, Therion-grades!" = "Hi there Therion bandmembers, how's it going?"


Now you know all you need to know about English.  I hope that helped.
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« Reply #15 on: January 30, 2006, 06:20:22 pm »
Hi Sirius!

Yes, it will help me a lot... just let me read it again to be sure I'll properly use it!  :P



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« Reply #16 on: January 30, 2006, 09:17:43 pm »
Well, well, well... already at home, and my first English lesson left! Not as bad as I (and you  <_< ) thought. In fact, I have to thank Markus... hihi: the teacher put some cards with one consonant every one. He put them with the letters hidden, and he turned two cards every time: first one who said a word with those two letters, won the two cards, and if anyone made a mistake, he would remove one card. Well, one of the times the letters were "B" and "Z", and I said (although I didn't remember the meaning  :blush: ): "BooZe"!!! Hi, hi, hi... the teacher got surprised of me knowing that word (I told him I didn't remember the meaning, though :unsure: ). I'm sure that it was Markus who said that word more than once in NTSMS and so I could remember! Ah! And I won the game! (I was the one with more cards in my hand) :evil:
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« Reply #17 on: January 30, 2006, 10:59:06 pm »
:roll1:

I just hope your teacher didn't get a wrong impression of you. ;)

Anyway - what have we learned tonight? Booze improves your language skills!

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« Reply #18 on: January 30, 2006, 11:03:06 pm »
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I just hope your teacher didn't get a wrong impression of you. ;)

Anyway - what have we learned tonight? Booze improves your language skills!

Cheers!

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He, he, he! He get surprised a bit, that's not an usual word to learn in an English academy, and he looked weird at me... but I think he didn't got a too bad impression of me. He asked me where have I learnt the word, and I told him "by internet".

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« Reply #19 on: January 31, 2006, 09:28:29 am »
Isn't booze drink? usualy alcohol
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