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Deutsch Killer nº1
« on: September 14, 2012, 07:21:09 pm »
Hallo!!

I'm very happy and proud to announce that soon, very soon, I'll kill German as well as English!! (better even, as I really have no clue about German language right now!!). The 2th October I'm starting my German classes... BWAHAHAHA!

You know I work in a publishing house, right? It happens that the editorial has relation with several other editorials (one big one, linked to Hachette, and all the "little ones" as a kind of children...). One of those children is Larousse, which have several books about languages... and as I've a nice discount, I bought three books otherwise would have me costed a lot more. And today they arrived: a Deutsch-Spanisch and Spanish-German dictionary, a book about German verbs, and a grammar. They look nice, so new, so untouched... so virgin  :fish:

I've looked them quickly, and I've spotted the phonetical list. Ok, Markus, tell me: who the hell decided to have SO MANY VOWELS??! Spanish has 5 vowels (yes, I know, a number ridiculously low), Catalan have 8, French have 16 (quite a lot!). But German, if I have counted it right, have 25??!!! Ok, ok... a lot of them are the short/long option of the same one. But still... 25??!!! You want me to REALLY KILL German, don't you?  :ninja:

Nahhhh, it will be fun. Except when I decide to write in that topic in German. Then, it will be a nightmare. Fore sure  :ninja:

PS. I suppose the title of the topic itself is alredy a little killing. For the few things I know of the language of Goethe, it has cases. So, I suppose "Deusch" is correct, but "Killer"... I'm not sure it's the same case. Whatever. Pleased to kill German (in a linguistic way).  :biggrin:
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Re: Deutsch Killer nº1
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2012, 07:26:48 pm »
Good luck with Your lessons!  :biggrin:

Kill, or be killed  :ninja:  :lol3:
But then again, who does.

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Re: Deutsch Killer nº1
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2012, 07:30:35 pm »
Kill the first, kill the better. Always.

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Re: Deutsch Killer nº1
« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2012, 07:29:44 am »
Hallo meine böse Königin,

dann warne ich die Behörden, kaufe Wasser und Lebensmittel für drei Jahre und :sofa:

Ummm.... 25 vowels? No way! Only if you count vowels that only exist in Saxon and Bavarian, and those "languages" don't really count as German. :nana:

The case in the heading is correct but the composite isn't. :disgust: In German you can never, never create a composite by putting two nouns besides each other; you really create a single new word out of them. Also the abbrev. "nº" is not used in German, so the heading should read "Deutschkiller Nr. 1"  -_-

So this is quite a good start at killing German! :thumbup:

Takes cover in some remote area

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Re: Deutsch Killer nº1
« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2012, 09:28:25 am »
Hallo meine böse Königin,

dann warne ich die Behörden, kaufe Wasser und Lebensmittel für drei Jahre und :sofa:



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Do not worry... yet. It's not me who is going to travel to Germany soon. When I do, I want to be able to kill German better than now  :fish:



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Ummm.... 25 vowels? No way! Only if you count vowels that only exist in Saxon and Bavarian, and those "languages" don't really count as German. :nana:

Then, perhaps I survive to the phonetics (only perhaps!)  :P


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The case in the heading is correct but the composite isn't. :disgust: In German you can never, never create a composite by putting two nouns besides each other; you really create a single new word out of them. Also the abbrev. "nº" is not used in German, so the heading should read "Deutschkiller Nr. 1"  -_-

Ah, right... That opens an absolutely new field to me: how many consecutive nouns will I be able to write?  :innocent:


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So this is quite a good start at killing German! :thumbup:

That was what I wanted :evil2:

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Re: Deutsch Killer nº1
« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2012, 07:15:42 pm »
Meine böseste Königin,

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Ummm.... 25 vowels? No way! Only if you count vowels that only exist in Saxon and Bavarian, and those "languages" don't really count as German. :nana:

Then, perhaps I survive to the phonetics (only perhaps!)  :P

Vielleicht... :ninja: Aber die Artikel werden Dich zur Verzweiflung bringen.  :evil2:

Oder heißt es "zum Verzweiflung"? :unsure:

Muahuahuahua and cheers!

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Re: Deutsch Killer nº1
« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2012, 07:33:13 pm »
Also, wenn Artikel so schrecklich sind, wirst du zu leiden haben mir bekommen sie immer falsch.

Bwahahahaha!

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Re: Deutsch Killer nº1
« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2012, 06:51:11 pm »
Das glaube ich Dir, meine allerböseste Königin! Es ist im Deutschen sehr schrumpelig, immer den grünen Artikel zu finden!

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Re: Deutsch Killer nº1
« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2012, 07:40:51 pm »
Ok, after correcting a badly written word, it says, according to Google Translator:

"I believe you, my best queen! It is in German very shriveled to always find the green products"

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Re: Deutsch Killer nº1
« Reply #9 on: September 17, 2012, 07:45:26 pm »
Oh böseste aller Königinnen,

da siehst Du, dass der Google-Übersetzer nicht immer verlässlich ist. Manche deutsche Sätze sind sogar für Google zu schrumpelig.

Bist Du immer noch sicher, dass Du diese Sprache lernen willst?

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Re: Deutsch Killer nº1
« Reply #10 on: September 17, 2012, 08:12:58 pm »
JA!!!!!  :ninja: :ninja: :ninja: :ninja: :ninja:
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Re: Deutsch Killer nº1
« Reply #11 on: September 17, 2012, 08:18:05 pm »
Verdammter Mist! I'm really glad to hear that! :nosweat:
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Re: Deutsch Killer nº1
« Reply #12 on: September 17, 2012, 08:53:47 pm »
Verdammter Mist! I'm really glad to hear that! :nosweat:

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Re: Deutsch Killer nº1
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Re: Deutsch Killer nº1
« Reply #14 on: October 03, 2012, 01:17:33 pm »
Yesterday I started... news VERY SOON!  :ninja:

BWAHAHAHAHAHA (read with a German accent, of course)  :ninja:
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Re: Deutsch Killer nº1
« Reply #15 on: October 03, 2012, 03:48:58 pm »
So ist denn alle Hoffnung verloren. Verloren!!
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Re: Deutsch Killer nº1
« Reply #16 on: October 03, 2012, 06:32:03 pm »
So ist denn alle Hoffnung verloren. Verloren!!

JA!!!  :nana:
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Re: Deutsch Killer nº1
« Reply #17 on: October 03, 2012, 07:05:03 pm »
Warum lernst Du eigentlich nicht lieber Suaheli, oh böseste Königin?
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Re: Deutsch Killer nº1
« Reply #18 on: October 04, 2012, 09:33:12 pm »
Hallo. Ich Bin Luthien. Ich komme aus Calella. Calella liegt bei Barcelona. Wiegeht es dir? Mir geht es gut. Ich studiere Deutsch. Aber was ich am meisten wünsche ist, um die Deutschen mit all meine Gefühle zu töten. Tschüss!

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Re: Deutsch Killer nº1
« Reply #19 on: October 05, 2012, 10:14:08 am »
:roll:

How much would Rick enjoy this. :biggrin: