Author Topic: Me. . . Myself. . . Vomit. . . (Read 21946 times)

IronCretin · « **on:** April 13, 2007, 01:21:58 pm »

Hi. . . I'm a Cancer. . . I like long walks on the beach, a nice chianti, and small rabid dogs. I've never really fit in, so I tend to get myself arrested by urinating on public property. . . just so I can have someone to talk to. Sometimes I drink gasoline and try to breath fire. . . and sometimes it gets me hospitalised. My mother says I should move out of home. . . I tell her that I'm 37 and I'll move out of home when I'm good and ready. . . and then I ask if dinner's ready. . .

. . .

*cough*

Actually, I'm 21. My name's Alex, but u can call me Cretin. . . or Alex. . . Whatever works for you. I had never heard of Therion until I got a sample of The Wand of Arubis. . . I liked it, so I bought Gothic Kabbalah. Pretty impressed by it. Not sure if I'd rate the band as one of my favorites, but it's still pretty cool, none-the-less. . . feel free to flame me, LoL. My favorite bands include: Opeth, Iron Maiden, Wintersun, System of a Down, Soundgarden, The White Stripes, and Audioslave. Favorite albums include all albums by the aforementioned bands, Rainbow Rising, Holy Diver, the first 4 or so Sabbath albums, and, well, quite a few others. I really do like walking on the beach. . . but I'm not a big fan of wine. . . or rabid dogs. Music's pretty much my life atm. I guess that's about it. Oh, I don't live at home either. . . If you read the entirety of this post. . . then you, like me, have WAY too much free time. . .

Anyways, hoping to meet a couple freaks and geeks like myself. . . Not in a gay way. . . honest, LoL. I love to discuss music, so feel free to PM me (is that possible on here?) and express your opinions. . . or flame me. . . whatever.

~The (Spewing Verbal Garbage) Cretin~

Markus · « **Reply #1 on:** April 13, 2007, 01:44:17 pm »

Mmhhhh... quite a weird introduction... a bit freaky, to be honest.

So you fit into this crazy bunch called NTSMS perfectly well! Welcome, Alex!

Cheers!

Markus

Luth · « **Reply #2 on:** April 13, 2007, 01:55:30 pm »

Only "a bit"?

And... indeed... he perfectly fits in our freaky community!!!!

Elizabeth · « **Reply #3 on:** April 13, 2007, 02:24:02 pm »

Actually no, Alex.... I'm in a bit of a hurry, but I did read the whole of your introduction just out of pure curiosity!

Welcome on board!

Livi

Lucy · « **Reply #4 on:** April 13, 2007, 04:13:30 pm »

Hey, welcome!

Keep posting!

The One · « **Reply #5 on:** April 14, 2007, 03:43:36 am »

Welcome Alex!
Great to see some fresh stuff has come in!

Keep Posting, man!

Tzar-0 · « **Reply #6 on:** April 14, 2007, 09:06:52 am »

welcome Alex

IronCretin · « **Reply #7 on:** April 14, 2007, 09:09:07 am »

You just want me to keep posting so you can find out everything about me and then assume my identity. . . well HaH! Jokes on you! Sucker! I shall reveal NOTHING about my life. . . unlessssss. . .

Yeahhhhh. . . I got nothin'. . .

Thx a bunch for the warm (or at least tepid) welcomings. . . Perhaps Luke-Warm

*ksssssh* Luke *kssssh* I ate your donuts *kssssssh*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!~

Yeah. . . I'm a bit. . . how shall we say? Less than normal? The good thing is, I often get committed. . . w00t free food!

~The (Sanitarium, Leave Me Be) Cretin~

ViruS · « **Reply #8 on:** April 14, 2007, 04:02:27 pm »

Welcome! no more words from me i am sleepy!

Nighthawk · « **Reply #9 on:** April 15, 2007, 04:27:53 pm »

Disappointing. And you started off so well.

Rabid dogs are a way of life. I can't really blame you if they're not your cup of tea, but I prefer a mug o' Joe to keep me warm in those warm winter nights when the house is on fire because granny tried to smoke pot again.

I think I see what you mean. Gravy really is brighter on the inside.

*looks at the gravy expectantly*

But mine doesn't seem to do magic tricks.

*sigh*

I want a refund.

Aluqak · « **Reply #10 on:** April 15, 2007, 05:35:54 pm »

Oh! and Aussie has made it to the NTSMS!
Nice... Welcome to the (do you have some cookies to share?) Cretin... Alex... whatever

Loke · « **Reply #11 on:** April 16, 2007, 04:02:34 am »

HI cretin! wellcome and prepare to face fate !

yo yo yo

IronCretin · « **Reply #12 on:** April 16, 2007, 09:59:57 am »

Errr. . . are you hitting on me?

~The (Sexually Healed) Cretin~

Nighthawk · « **Reply #13 on:** April 16, 2007, 11:15:40 am »

Quote from: IronCretin on April 16, 2007, 09:59:57 am

Errr. . . are you hitting on me?

I was.

Elizabeth · « **Reply #14 on:** April 16, 2007, 01:02:11 pm »

Man, this' going to be interesting

IronCretin · « **Reply #15 on:** April 16, 2007, 01:07:32 pm »

Ooooo Rawr! Like the Tiger. . . you can see my stripes but you know I'm clean (Dio. . . anyone?). . .

I see you have good taste Nighthawk. With you as my companion we shall storm the skies. . . I with my. . . ummm. . . and you with your WINGS! Oh. . . and if you don't have wings. . . I hate you. . . and the horse u rode in on. . . 'cause you certainly didn't FLY in if you don't have wings.

. . . Charlatan. . .

~The (VENGEFUL) Cretin~

Agnes · « **Reply #16 on:** April 16, 2007, 05:45:21 pm »

terve! (hello!)

IronCretin · « **Reply #17 on:** April 17, 2007, 01:10:45 am »

hello! (hello!)

~The (Greetin') Cretin~

Hurr-hurr, it rhymes!

Nighthawk · « **Reply #18 on:** April 17, 2007, 05:30:51 pm »

Quote from: IronCretin on April 16, 2007, 01:07:32 pm

I see you have good taste Nighthawk.

I taste good? Is that it? Is that what you're insinuating? I see through your cannibalistic schemes, Iron. Don't think I don't. They're like one giant see-through shirt and your true intentions are like erected nipples - I can see them all too clearly.

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With you as my companion we shall storm the skies. . . I with my. . . ummm. . . and you with your WINGS!

Your umm? Again with the sexual innuendo. I mean, really, have you no pride?

...

I don't, just so you know. So, y'know, if you ever wanna...

...

Yeah, nevermind.

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Oh. . . and if you don't have wings. . . I hate you. . . and the horse u rode in on. . . 'cause you certainly didn't FLY in if you don't have wings.

What if my horse had, like, wings? And I rode in on one... and he had, like, WINGS! So he was, basically, like, a winged horse. Did you ever think of that? Huh? No, you didn't. All you could think about were *my* wings. And sex. That's all I am to you, aren't I? Just a sexy shoeless god of war.

*covers his head*

No... don't look at me.

Luth · « **Reply #19 on:** April 17, 2007, 07:10:04 pm »

I think that NightHawk and Ironcretin are... too... similar?

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