Author Topic: Welcome Zakath (Read 42139 times)

Diane · « **Reply #60 on:** May 31, 2006, 04:05:41 pm »

*has an idea of how to destroy the Chief Anglerfish*

(haha)

Someone should be so daring to insert a butt-plug into that meanie-fish. It'll be just a matter of time before he explodes from all that he eats!

*runs away and hides*

*peeks from hiding place*

*hides again*

Luth · « **Reply #61 on:** May 31, 2006, 04:13:06 pm »

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*insert lightbulb picture* (haha)

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Diane · « **Reply #62 on:** May 31, 2006, 04:18:58 pm »

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Do you mean: ?

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haha You had one of those in there!

*goes back to edit post*

Thanks Luth

deathdancer · « **Reply #63 on:** May 31, 2006, 05:46:14 pm »

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*runs away and hides*

*peeks from hiding place*

*hides again*
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And did you mean:

Diane · « **Reply #64 on:** May 31, 2006, 05:58:41 pm »

I was outside when I said that, so I hid behind bushes. Then one of the branches poked me :brutale_smilies100: , so I moved to behind a house. (haha)

Luths Cat · « **Reply #65 on:** May 31, 2006, 06:27:00 pm »

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Nah, there IS a way: All anglerfish are so immensely crazy for food that the doggy can be saved by offering lots, LOTS of other food. Start with some elefants and then slowly increase the size of the servings.
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I hope you are not planning to start with my humble self :afraid1:
*Hides with Eve*

Elizabeth · « **Reply #66 on:** May 31, 2006, 06:27:37 pm »

There are no higher forms of Elfs, the Noldor are the greatest ones! Aaand, that is if you DO understand the "Tolkien Codes" as you name them. Just read the Silmarillion, and you'll see, my dear Sirius.

Anyway, how come Aluqak didn't eat you by now? He must be willing to taste a constellation, right?

Aluqak · « **Reply #67 on:** May 31, 2006, 08:08:37 pm »

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Someone should be so daring to insert a butt-plug into that meanie-fish. It'll be just a matter of time before he explodes from all that he eats!
*runs away and hides*

*peeks from hiding place*

*hides again*
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Beware Eve, the pressure generated can be so high that you can transform my butt into a terrible canon... which would be the equivalent of giving me a second weapon

Oh! and yes, I demand that you start with the humble self of Luth's Cat (you can even join the feast you want to

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Sirius13 · « **Reply #68 on:** May 31, 2006, 08:11:43 pm »

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There are no higher forms of Elfs, the Noldor are the greatest ones! Aaand, that is if you DO understand the "Tolkien Codes" as you name them. Just read the Silmarillion, and you'll see, my dear Sirius.

Anyway, how come Aluqak didn't eat you by now? He must be willing to taste a constellation, right?
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The "Tolkien Codes" are similar to the more famous "Bible Codes".

Basically, you look deep into the text using a fixed amount of 'steps' between letters and suddenly revealed is the secret truth of existence. Or anything else you want to find really.

So I used the "bible codes" methodology to investigate the works of Tolkien and found the following messages encrypted within The Two Towers (UK edition published 1978), page 303 onwards, Paragraph 2, second line, fourth letter of the first word. Using steps of 12, I found the words as follows:

Higher Elves, have mercy!
[this intersects with the words] existence, beyond doubt
[then using steps of 54 letters] worship the appetite fish
[this intersects with the word] or flee with
[then using steps of 16 letters] lower elves.

This is the true Tolkien Code uncovered! Beware of the truth that you reveal! For you may not like it!

[tiny text]....and it may be made up[/tiny text]

EDIT: Oh, and I haven't been eaten yet because I do my damnedest to see that he gets fed elsewhere. Oh and by the way, might I say you are looking deliciously tasty tonight my dear Elizabeth .

*sprinkles fresh thyme together with a hint of orange over Eli*

Hey Aluqak!!! Supper time!

Markus · « **Reply #69 on:** May 31, 2006, 08:14:06 pm »

B-B-Bwuahahahahahahahahaha!

The author drops beneath his desk and almost chokes with laughter.

Elizabeth · « **Reply #70 on:** May 31, 2006, 08:23:13 pm »

Veeery smart, Sirius! Only that... you should be using steps of same measure and not ones of 12, 16 of 54 letters. I'm sure you missed that basic rule of text-decyphering, you poor thing.

*goes to battle and returns covered in Orc blood*

Supper anyone?

Aluqak · « **Reply #71 on:** May 31, 2006, 08:45:11 pm »

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*goes to battle and returns covered in Orc blood*

Supper anyone?
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Yes, ME :iconmi77kl: ...mmmm.... Livi à l'orc-saignant... delicious!!! :w00t:

Sirius13 · « **Reply #72 on:** May 31, 2006, 08:50:05 pm »

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Veeery smart, Sirius! Only that... you should be using steps of same measure and not ones of 12, 16 of 54 letters. I'm sure you missed that basic rule of text-decyphering, you poor thing.

*goes to battle and returns covered in Orc blood*

Supper anyone?
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A doubter!

It is plain to see for anyone. I mean, for example 'Noldor' itself is merely an anagram of 'Old Ron' - and everyone knows that Old Ron hangs out down at the FISH market, rescuing anglerfish from nasty fisher folk.

'Silmarillion' is of course derived from the famous day that Old Ron thwarted the fishing folk and their vile attacks upon anglerfish, by killing the wind so that they could not get to the fishing waters. As the wind died he loudly proclaimed to the fisher-folk:

SAIL ILL!
(I'm Ron)

I suggest you do some in-depth research before you dare to cast doubt upon these well known facts!!

Elizabeth · « **Reply #73 on:** May 31, 2006, 09:04:07 pm »

Come off it, Sirius, you're not fooling anyone. Want an Elvish lesson? Elvish has nothing to do with Old Ron, therefore none of Tolkien's works do.

*goes to Mordor, kills a Nazgul and returns covered in sticky, black Nazgul blood*

Dinner served, then B)

Sirius13 · « **Reply #74 on:** May 31, 2006, 09:10:33 pm »

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Come off it, Sirius, you're not fooling anyone. Want an Elvish lesson? Elvish has nothing to do with Old Ron, therefore none of Tolkien's works do.
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You know it's all true.

Otherwise you would have posted some FACTS, to DISPROVE me. Now let's see some evidence, or you'll have to admit that you don't know anything about Tolkien (and probably haven't even read The Hobbit yet)!

Elizabeth · « **Reply #75 on:** June 01, 2006, 01:27:57 pm »

If I haven't read The Hobbit, then you tell me the dragon't name, smarty!

Want proves, Sirius? Here you go. According to "The Book of Lost Tales, part II" by J.R.R. Tolkien, Ballantine Books - Del Rey edition, page 206, 3rd paragraph:

you are wrong

Clear enough now?

Darksong · « **Reply #76 on:** June 02, 2006, 02:27:30 pm »

Shmauuuuuuuug!!
And,though I am a song,bards told of old days of Mithrandir....
He was just a small boy,when he discovered that he has magical powers...And that scar upon his forehead...
No,no,sorry,I started of Morgoth.

Elizabeth · « **Reply #77 on:** June 02, 2006, 03:07:14 pm »

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Shmauuuuuuuug!!
And,though I am a song,bards told of old days of Mithrandir....
He was just a small boy,when he discovered that he has magical powers...And that scar upon his forehead...
No,no,sorry,I started of Morgoth.
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Been drinking again, Dark? Sirius was supposed to give the answer. And you're messing up Mithrandir, Morgoth and Potter! <_<

Darksong · « **Reply #78 on:** June 04, 2006, 01:20:04 pm »

Mead is kicking my ass...
i was kidding

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Author Topic: Welcome Zakath (Read 42139 times)