Author Topic: Welcome Zakath (Read 49620 times)

Markus · « **Reply #40 on:** May 29, 2006, 08:20:05 pm »

Nah, this is dead serios.

Dead Sirius is over there. Wait a moment, he's still walking... 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Ouch!

Sirius13 · « **Reply #41 on:** May 29, 2006, 08:33:43 pm »

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Stop making fun of us! is NOT funny :bawling:
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Hello little kitty!

I understand that all cats like a nice juicy piece of fish! And just to show there are no hard feelings, I've got a lovely little fishy for you

....ANGLERFISH!!

Hey Aluqak, dinner is served!

Luth · « **Reply #42 on:** May 29, 2006, 08:34:32 pm »

Mishy!!! What are you doing here? Come home IN-ME-DIA-TE LY!!!!!!

Petting her

Luths Cat · « **Reply #43 on:** May 29, 2006, 08:36:26 pm »

*Wonder if it's OK to accept Sirus fish?*

*Invokes her Queen... just in case*

Luth · « **Reply #44 on:** May 29, 2006, 08:39:22 pm »

Mishy, take care of the long-teeth anglerfish: he will eat even your fur!!!

Sets the cat on her lap and pets her more

Luths Cat · « **Reply #45 on:** May 29, 2006, 08:39:30 pm »

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Mishy!!! What are you doing here? Come home IN-ME-DIA-TE LY!!!!!!
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er.... NO! I'm busy now.

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Petting her
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Mrrrrrr.....mmmmrrrrrr......mrrrrrr :iefox8dr:

The One · « **Reply #46 on:** May 29, 2006, 09:19:38 pm »

Welcome fat cat! Well, let'ss start the extermination process... :computer_smilies23:

deathdancer · « **Reply #47 on:** May 29, 2006, 09:52:49 pm »

Luth, you will have to go to sleep sooner or later :foren_smilies_42:

Luth · « **Reply #48 on:** May 29, 2006, 09:57:04 pm »

I ever sleep with one eye opened!

Aluqak · « **Reply #49 on:** May 30, 2006, 03:05:19 am »

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*Wonder if it's OK to accept Sirus fish?*
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Sure you can accept his fish. Don't be afraid, he is absolutely harmeless :FIREdevil:
*preheats oven*

Luth · « **Reply #50 on:** May 30, 2006, 08:07:01 am »

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Sure you can accept his fish. Don't be afraid, he is absolutely harmeless :FIREdevil:
*preheats oven*
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Like in Hansel and Gretel story, I push Aluqak into the oven and I close it.

Yes, yes... I know he'll eat the oven, but... he has only one. He won't put my cat inside the oven now!

Markus · « **Reply #51 on:** May 30, 2006, 08:57:17 am »

Ah, poor Mishy! Strokes the Fearful Feline.

I just wonder... if Aluqak has eaten his oven, does that save you for the time being? Ah, sure it will.

(Actually he'll swallow her into the oven in his stomach, bake her well and then digest her. But why worry the little beast?) Keeps stroking the Fearful Feline.

ViruS · « **Reply #52 on:** May 30, 2006, 01:07:47 pm »

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er.... NO! I'm busy now.
Mrrrrrr.....mmmmrrrrrr......mrrrrrr :iefox8dr:
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MUAHHAHAHHA MISHY? Goosh :w00t: the fat cat is surfing the net .like the sheep. We have here a little circus .
I bet we can start a business .Markus as the director ,Luth the secretary.me as the virus that infects the rest of the pc's (profit) and rest as the Workers

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None will kill the fat cat , not when i am around. Luthy will bring the skinny cat (just in case)Mishy is eaten.

Aluqak · « **Reply #53 on:** May 30, 2006, 01:33:11 pm »

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(Actually he'll swallow her into the oven in his stomach, bake her well and then digest her. But why worry the little beast?)
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Markus, you are a genius man! You have read my mind and explained the whole thing even better that me.

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None will kill the fat cat , not when i am around.
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Of course none will kill. We are just gonna make it sufferrrrr. If we kill it, the fun will be over. :nanana:

Darksong · « **Reply #54 on:** May 30, 2006, 03:32:12 pm »

Luth,you could watch over that cat better!

Now you have to obduct some anglerfish,open him up,and take the remainings of that poor ugly being.
Anyone tried shooting cannon on Anglerfish?
Laser?
Jedi?
Bigger Anglerfish?
Pizza with immortadela for me.
Just percaution.

deathdancer · « **Reply #55 on:** May 30, 2006, 08:37:02 pm »

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Bigger Anglerfish?
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:foren_smilies_42: :alien_smilie62:

Aluqak · « **Reply #56 on:** May 30, 2006, 09:04:22 pm »

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Bigger Anglerfish?
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Look at my rank and you'll have your answer. I am THE chief. ALL anglerfish are MY minions. Good try though. :nanana:

Elizabeth · « **Reply #57 on:** May 31, 2006, 12:53:19 pm »

But you are THE Anglerfish just in your own abyss. We could search a bigger Anglerfish in another one! B)

Sirius13 · « **Reply #58 on:** May 31, 2006, 03:24:37 pm »

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But you are THE Anglerfish just in your own abyss. We could search a bigger Anglerfish in another one! B)
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:disgust1: Elizabeth!

He is Chief Anglerfish over all Anglerfish everywere, ever.

All other Anglerfish are his minions, whatever their size. So if you DO find a bigger one, it will only do Aluqak's bidding anyway!

Plus, Aluqak does not just have Anglerfish minions anyway, he has minions from all species. There are probably some higher forms of elf that worship him. It's all there plain to see, if you properly understand the "Tolkien Codes".

So the best thing to do is offer up your cute little doggy for sacrifice. It's the only way!

Markus · « **Reply #59 on:** May 31, 2006, 03:47:10 pm »

Nah, there IS a way: All anglerfish are so immensely crazy for food that the doggy can be saved by offering lots, LOTS of other food. Start with some elefants and then slowly increase the size of the servings.

Cheers!

Markus

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Author Topic: Welcome Zakath (Read 49620 times)