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Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: Diane on May 27, 2006, 03:22:32 am
Hey Zakath.  Welcome to NTSMS.  You will blend in perfectly with all the lunacy here!
Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: Zakath on May 27, 2006, 04:56:53 am
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Hey Zakath.  Welcome to NTSMS.  You will blend in perfectly with all the lunacy here!
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Thanks for the welcome Eve!

We had quite a time this week discussing the complex relationship of Teletubbies, Death Metal, Boobahs and Dr. Dre. Then creating 3 "major" organizations for Aging MetalHeads and destroying 2 of them - long live MME !


A  big hello out to the folks that I know from the Therion forum and also to new friends here at NTSMS.

Z



Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: Luth on May 27, 2006, 06:56:58 am
Welcome Zakath!

Yeah, I remember you... you added me as a friend in last.fm. I entered your profile, and I discovered that you have close relations with  the crazier new member... Eve. And I did it. I added you as a friend too. Now, you're here, and I fear it could be a massive crazyness attack to our Notessomes refuge.

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PS. Take care, the hungry-fat anglerfish can be near you  :ph34r:
Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: Markus on May 27, 2006, 10:06:20 am
A craziness attack on NTSMS? Isn't that like pointing an electric torch at the sun? :huh:

Anyway: Welcome, Zakath! Don't let your MME engagement lessen your NTSMS loyalty, and enjoy this place. :) (What does MME mean, anyway?)

Cheers!

Markus
Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: Elizabeth on May 27, 2006, 10:08:54 am
Wow, Zakath! You made Queen Luthy... be afraid!  :blink:  That's a premiere or so.

Welcome to NTSMS!  :w00t:
Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: TheOFFman on May 27, 2006, 10:09:19 am
Greetings Zakath! Maybe now some topics will actally make some sence!  :D
Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: Sirius13 on May 27, 2006, 10:21:04 am
Heya Zakath!  :)


Hail MME!

(nope, I don't know what it is either... but a loud HAIL! to it anyway  :D )




PS  Everyone here is actually perfectly sane, but we all just pretend we're a bit crazy to fit in with Luth.  We have to keep her close - it's the only way we're gonna get close enough to kill that damn cat of hers.  :ph34r:

(see Eve's avatar for the video of impending cat-annihilation)
Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: Markus on May 27, 2006, 10:26:25 am
Say again, Sirius: Being as incredibly sane as we are - why exactly do we want to kill that cat? :huh:

Cheers!

Markus
Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: Elizabeth on May 27, 2006, 10:31:02 am
I think Viru is to blame, Markus: he started all that cat mess   :mellow:
Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: ViruS on May 27, 2006, 11:47:32 am
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I think Viru is to blame, Markus: he started all that cat mess   :mellow:
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 :w00t:  The fat cat?  :wub:  Muahhahaha , neah not me not me  :rolleyes:
Anyway WELCOME  Zakath ! Enjoy
Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: deathdancer on May 27, 2006, 01:56:05 pm
:welcomeani:
Another new member?
Looks like we are at brake of Golden Ages
Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: Sirius13 on May 27, 2006, 02:31:55 pm
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Say again, Sirius: Being as incredibly sane as we are - why exactly do we want to kill that cat? :huh:
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I think we collectively heard it's voice inside our heads asking us to kill it.

That's definitely a sign of an evil cat.  :ph34r:

Our poor innocent (and extremely sane) minds didn't ask for it.
Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: Zakath on May 27, 2006, 03:03:40 pm
Thanks for the warm welcomes everyone! I pledge to uphold the rules and non-rules of both Queen and Cat.

And I see no cause for divided loyalties despite my role in MME (Metal Music for the Elderly, formerly DiME (Death Metal for the Elderly which was formerly MMSC before the revolution and Coup d'tat - Eve I think you had the revoltion, while I staged the Coup d'tat  - do you remember what MMSC stood for? (I seem to be having a Elderly moment)  :crutch:


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Greetings Zakath! Maybe now some topics will actally make some sence!


hehe, I would not count too much on that Offman, I believe I'll leave that to the parallel universe Zakath  :alien_smilie62:  who dwells in the land of the stern northern king. where  .....    :king:  +  :iconmi77kl:  =   :chair: and  :disgust1:
Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: Elizabeth on May 27, 2006, 03:03:48 pm
So it's a fat aaand suicide cat, Sirius?!  :huh:
Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: The One on May 27, 2006, 03:11:50 pm
Welcome Zakath!
Try to stay away from our chief angelfish, he may devour you if you don't look out...
Anyways, have fun posting!
Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: Diane on May 27, 2006, 03:14:07 pm
Quote from: Zakath,May 27 2006, 10:03 AM
Thanks for the warm welcomes everyone! I pledge to uphold the rules and non-rules of both Queen and Cat.

And I see no cause for divided loyalties despite my role in MME (Metal Music for the Elderly, formerly DiME (Death Metal for the Elderly which was formerly MMSC before the revolution and Coup d'tat - Eve I think you had the revoltion, while I staged the Coup d'tat  - do you remember what MMSC stood for? (I seem to be having a Elderly moment)  :crutch:
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Greetings Zakath! Maybe now some topics will actally make some sence!
hehe, I would not count too much on that Offman, I believe I'll leave that to the parallel universe Zakath  :alien_smilie62:  who dwells in the land of the stern northern king. where  .....    :king:  +  :iconmi77kl:  =   :chair: and  :disgust1:
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Of course I remember (not all old people have brain-farts...  haha).  MMSC = Metal Music for Senior Citizens.

See people?  I knew Zak would fit right in here...  just look at that post!    :evil:
Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: Elizabeth on May 27, 2006, 03:54:25 pm
Yeah.... the post is pretty ... colorful.  :mellow:
Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: Aluqak on May 27, 2006, 04:45:11 pm
Welcome Zakath! I'm really happy to see you here.
Just a question about MME. How old do you have to be to be on it? :brutale_smilies100:
Concerning Luth's cat, I'm not sure it was Virus who started the whole thing. We all hated that evil cat looong before he was here... even before I was here (I think) :ph34r:
Anyway, one day we will have that cat sacrificed to the notessomes... you will see :pop:
Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: Zakath on May 27, 2006, 05:11:24 pm
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Of course I remember (not all old people have brain-farts...  haha).  MMSC = Metal Music for Senior Citizens.

See people?  I knew Zak would fit right in here...  just look at that post!    :evil:
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Oh yes ... that was it! But my mental flatuence is suppose to be an internal secret    :bawling:


Regarding MME requirements, I believe the age was set to 36 by Eve which is suppose to cover all people that society assigns into Frank Sinatra category but instead listen to Dimmu Borgir. All appeals for membership should be sent directly to Eve's desk.


Thanks for additional welcomes and warnings!      * makes note to beware of evil roaming NTSMS creatures on land and sea*
Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: Aluqak on May 27, 2006, 05:17:01 pm
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I believe the age was set to 36 by Eve which is suppose to cover all people that society assigns into Frank Sinatra category but instead listen to Dimmu Borgir.
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Man, I'm still a little short...
*goes back to the hunt in the abyss, while time passes..... slowly*
Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: ViruS on May 27, 2006, 10:32:33 pm
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Concerning Luth's cat, I'm not sure it was Virus who started the whole thing. We all hated that evil cat looong before he was here... even before I was here (I think) :ph34r:
Anyway, one day we will have that cat sacrificed to the notessomes... you will see :pop:
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I think it was Markus who started the whole thing with the fat cat named Mishi *i think* anyway i haveeeee a photo with the creature but i need permision from EVIL QUEEN to put it. B)
Aluqak you better start on eating the nonposting users before Luthy erases them.
Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: Sirius13 on May 27, 2006, 11:54:24 pm
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I think it was Markus who started the whole thing with the fat cat named Mishi *i think* anyway i haveeeee a photo with the creature but i need permision from EVIL QUEEN to put it. B)
Aluqak you better start on eating the nonposting users before Luthy erases them.
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I would like to proudly claim partial responsibility for incitement to cat hatred.

Please see here:
Cat Hatred & General Incitement To Cat Killing (http://ntsms.megatherion.com/index.php?showtopic=284&view=findpost&p=5160)

*proud*  :D  :evil:

Please follow the topic through to see some well-placed thoughts from other cat-killers (mentions no names, *cough* Aluqak! *cough*).  :ph34r:
Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: Tequila on May 28, 2006, 09:37:04 am
welcome :D
have fun :P and beware >:)
Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: Elizabeth on May 28, 2006, 10:06:34 am
Fair enough then, Sirius. I thought it was Virus who had a major contribution to the cat hunting, 'cause he's always calling my dog "fat" and "pig" and other insulting adjectives of the kind  <_<  So it's pretty much in his nature bumble about other people's pets.
Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: Sirius13 on May 28, 2006, 11:46:37 am
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Fair enough then, Sirius. I thought it was Virus who had a major contribution to the cat hunting, 'cause he's always calling my dog "fat" and "pig" and other insulting adjectives of the kind  <_<  So it's pretty much in his nature bumble about other people's pets.
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Hey don't get me wrong! - Virus is a most valued and appreciated member of LEPACA.


He is high in the ranks of our massive worldwide army!   :evil:













Liberate Earth! - Pulverise All Catlike Animals  :ph34r:



Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: ViruS on May 28, 2006, 03:06:36 pm
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Fair enough then, Sirius. I thought it was Virus who had a major contribution to the cat hunting, 'cause he's always calling my dog "fat" and "pig" and other insulting adjectives of the kind  <_<  So it's pretty much in his nature bumble about other people's pets.
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Bobby? :wub:  Muhahha he is like a :@) fat one !!! But he is the god
Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: ViruS on May 28, 2006, 03:31:23 pm
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I think it was Markus who started the whole thing with the fat cat named Mishi *i think* anyway i haveeeee a photo with the creature but i need permision from EVIL QUEEN to put it. B)
Aluqak you better start on eating the nonposting users before Luthy erases them.
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LOOOOOK how fat she is! :pop:
SO if u have any questions regarding the catch of Mishy just ask.
And here is the monster!!!!!!(http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/3859/mishi7wg.jpg)
Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: Agnes on May 28, 2006, 04:56:11 pm
hello hello Zakath :)
best greetings
Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: The One on May 29, 2006, 04:37:16 am
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LOOOOOK how fat she is! :pop:
SO if u have any questions regarding the catch of Mishy just ask.
And here is the monster!!!!!!(http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/3859/mishi7wg.jpg)
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So that's Luthien's cat? That explains why everyone wants to kill it, it looks so tempatative just to stab from the back!
Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: Luth on May 29, 2006, 07:30:48 am
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So that's Luthien's cat? That explains why everyone wants to kill it, it looks so tempatative just to stab from the back!
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Dare to do so and...  :ph34r:  :ph34r:  :ph34r:  :ph34r:  :ph34r:  :ph34r:  :ph34r:  :ph34r:
Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: ViruS on May 29, 2006, 10:44:46 am
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So that's Luthien's cat? That explains why everyone wants to kill it, it looks so tempatative just to stab from the back!



Helll noo!!  :ph34r:  The fat cat will survive . If not i will be kicked out from NTSMS  :lol:  :evil:
So the decision is final no killing here.
Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: Elizabeth on May 29, 2006, 01:48:23 pm
Oh, pooooor Viru...the only reason you have for not killing the cat is that it's too damn funny trying to kill him, that finally murdered would be use and funless :evil:
Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: Aluqak on May 29, 2006, 03:51:41 pm
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LOOOOOK how fat she is! :pop:
SO if u have any questions regarding the catch of Mishy just ask.
And here is the monster!!!!!!
Oh boy now I really really want to hunt down that evil creature. (It shouldn't be that hard given the vitallity displayed in the photo) :evil:
Anyway, concerning usefull anty-cat discussions, I remember we even did a poll (http://ntsms.megatherion.com/index.php?showtopic=214&hl=) about cats. Ah! the great days!
Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: Elizabeth on May 29, 2006, 04:08:07 pm
That was more than a year ago, Aluqak. Not of actuality anymore  :P
Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: Luth on May 29, 2006, 04:40:53 pm
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Oh boy now I really really want to hunt down that evil creature. (It shouldn't be that hard given the vitallity displayed in the photo) :evil:
Anyway, concerning usefull anty-cat discussions, I remember we even did a poll (http://ntsms.megatherion.com/index.php?showtopic=214&hl=) about cats. Ah! the great days!
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I think you would find her meat too hard to eat Aluqak, she is 13 or 14 years old by now... she's and old cat, and she would be not very tasty...  :nanana:
Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: Aluqak on May 29, 2006, 06:34:25 pm
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I think you would find her meat too hard to eat Aluqak, she is 13 or 14 years old by now... she's and old cat, and she would be not very tasty...
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Bah, that's nothing a pressure-cooker, a kilo of mushrooms and some origan cannot handle. B)
Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: Sirius13 on May 29, 2006, 06:58:55 pm
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Anyway, concerning usefull anty-cat discussions, I remember we even did a poll (http://ntsms.megatherion.com/index.php?showtopic=214&hl=) about cats. Ah! the great days!
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Man!  That was SOOooo long ago!  A truly great poll that demonstrates just how far back the NTSMS cat-killing crew have been trying to kill/eat that cat!

Great poll.  Aluqak and Carlios are two truly great cat-haters!

(btw, where is Carlios?  I miss seeing that giant nematode worm about the place!)
Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: Luths Cat on May 29, 2006, 07:49:37 pm
Stop making fun of us! is NOT funny :bawling:
Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: Markus on May 29, 2006, 08:05:50 pm
Nah, it's really not funny.

It's dead serious. :ph34r:
Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: Luths Cat on May 29, 2006, 08:08:28 pm
You mean Dead Sirius, don't you? :D
Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: Markus on May 29, 2006, 08:20:05 pm
Nah, this is dead serios.

Dead Sirius is over there. Wait a moment, he's still walking... 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Ouch! :o
Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: Sirius13 on May 29, 2006, 08:33:43 pm
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Stop making fun of us! is NOT funny :bawling:
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Hello little kitty!  :)

I understand that all cats like a nice juicy piece of fish!  And just to show there are no hard feelings, I've got a lovely little fishy for you  :)
























....ANGLERFISH!!  :ph34r:


Hey Aluqak, dinner is served!  :evil:


Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: Luth on May 29, 2006, 08:34:32 pm
Mishy!!! What are you doing here? Come home IN-ME-DIA-TE LY!!!!!!

Petting her
Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: Luths Cat on May 29, 2006, 08:36:26 pm
*Wonder if it's OK to accept Sirus fish?* :huh:
*Invokes her Queen... just in case* :king:
Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: Luth on May 29, 2006, 08:39:22 pm
Mishy, take care of the long-teeth anglerfish: he will eat even your fur!!!

Sets the cat on her lap and pets her more
Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: Luths Cat on May 29, 2006, 08:39:30 pm
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Mishy!!! What are you doing here? Come home IN-ME-DIA-TE LY!!!!!!
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er.... NO! I'm busy now.

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Petting her
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Mrrrrrr.....mmmmrrrrrr......mrrrrrr :iefox8dr:
Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: The One on May 29, 2006, 09:19:38 pm
Welcome fat cat! Well, let'ss start the extermination process... :computer_smilies23:
Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: deathdancer on May 29, 2006, 09:52:49 pm
Luth, you will have to go to sleep sooner or later :foren_smilies_42:
Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: Luth on May 29, 2006, 09:57:04 pm
I ever sleep with one eye opened!  :ph34r:
Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: Aluqak on May 30, 2006, 03:05:19 am
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*Wonder if it's OK to accept Sirus fish?* :huh:
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Sure you can accept his fish. Don't be afraid, he is absolutely harmeless  :FIREdevil:
*preheats oven*
Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: Luth on May 30, 2006, 08:07:01 am
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Sure you can accept his fish. Don't be afraid, he is absolutely harmeless  :FIREdevil:
*preheats oven*
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Like in Hansel and Gretel story, I push Aluqak into the oven and I close it.

Yes, yes... I know he'll eat the oven, but... he has only one. He won't put my cat inside the oven now!  :ph34r:
Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: Markus on May 30, 2006, 08:57:17 am
Ah, poor Mishy! Strokes the Fearful Feline.

I just wonder... if Aluqak has eaten his oven, does that save you for the time being? Ah, sure it will.

(Actually he'll swallow her into the oven in his stomach, bake her well and then digest her. But why worry the little beast?) Keeps stroking the Fearful Feline.
Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: ViruS on May 30, 2006, 01:07:47 pm
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er.... NO! I'm busy now.
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MUAHHAHAHHA MISHY? Goosh  :w00t:  the fat cat is surfing the net .like the sheep. We have here a little circus .
I bet we can start a business .Markus as the director ,Luth the secretary.me as the virus that infects the rest of the pc's (profit) and rest as the Workers  :evil: .

None will kill the fat cat , not when i am around. Luthy will bring the skinny  cat (just in case)Mishy is eaten.

Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: Aluqak on May 30, 2006, 01:33:11 pm
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(Actually he'll swallow her into the oven in his stomach, bake her well and then digest her. But why worry the little beast?)
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Markus, you are a genius man! You have read my mind and explained the whole thing even better that me. :evil:

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None will kill the fat cat , not when i am around.
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Of course none will kill. We are just gonna make it sufferrrrr. If we kill it, the fun will be over. :nanana:
Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: Darksong on May 30, 2006, 03:32:12 pm
Luth,you could watch over that cat better!

Now you have to obduct some anglerfish,open him up,and take the remainings of that poor ugly being.
Anyone tried shooting cannon on Anglerfish?
Laser?
Jedi?
Bigger Anglerfish?
Pizza with immortadela for me.
Just percaution.
Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: deathdancer on May 30, 2006, 08:37:02 pm
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Bigger Anglerfish?
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Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: Aluqak on May 30, 2006, 09:04:22 pm
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Bigger Anglerfish?
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Look at my rank and you'll have your answer. I am THE chief. ALL anglerfish are MY minions. Good try though. :nanana:
Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: Elizabeth on May 31, 2006, 12:53:19 pm
But you are THE Anglerfish just in your own abyss. We could search a bigger Anglerfish in another one!  B)
Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: Sirius13 on May 31, 2006, 03:24:37 pm
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But you are THE Anglerfish just in your own abyss. We could search a bigger Anglerfish in another one!  B)
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:disgust1: Elizabeth!

He is Chief Anglerfish over all Anglerfish everywere, ever.

All other Anglerfish are his minions, whatever their size.  So if you DO find a bigger one, it will only do Aluqak's bidding anyway!  :o


Plus, Aluqak does not just have Anglerfish minions anyway, he has minions from all species.  There are probably some higher forms of elf that worship him.  It's all there plain to see, if you properly understand the "Tolkien Codes".  :D


So the best thing to do is offer up your cute little doggy for sacrifice. It's the only way!  :ph34r:

Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: Markus on May 31, 2006, 03:47:10 pm
Nah, there IS a way: All anglerfish are so immensely crazy for food that the doggy can be saved by offering lots, LOTS of other food. Start with some elefants and then slowly increase the size of the servings.

Cheers!

Markus
Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: Diane on May 31, 2006, 04:05:41 pm
*has an idea of how to destroy the Chief Anglerfish*   :idea:    (haha)


Someone should be so daring to insert a butt-plug into that meanie-fish.  It'll be just a matter of time before he explodes from all that he eats!


*runs away and hides*

*peeks from hiding place*

*hides again*
Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: Luth on May 31, 2006, 04:13:06 pm
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  *insert lightbulb picture*  (haha)

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Do you mean:  :idea: ?

Go to smilies and click on "Show All".

:P
Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: Diane on May 31, 2006, 04:18:58 pm
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Do you mean:  :idea: ?

Go to smilies and click on "Show All".

:P
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haha    You had one of those in there!

*goes back to edit post*

Thanks Luth  :)
Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: deathdancer on May 31, 2006, 05:46:14 pm
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*runs away and hides*

*peeks from hiding place*

*hides again*
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And did you mean:  :sofa:
Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: Diane on May 31, 2006, 05:58:41 pm
I was outside when I said that, so I hid behind bushes.  Then one of the branches poked me  :brutale_smilies100: , so I moved to behind a house.  (haha)
Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: Luths Cat on May 31, 2006, 06:27:00 pm
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Nah, there IS a way: All anglerfish are so immensely crazy for food that the doggy can be saved by offering lots, LOTS of other food. Start with some elefants and then slowly increase the size of the servings.
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I hope you are not planning to start with my humble self :afraid1:
*Hides with Eve*
Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: Elizabeth on May 31, 2006, 06:27:37 pm
There are no higher forms of Elfs, the Noldor are the greatest ones! Aaand, that is if you DO understand the "Tolkien Codes" as you name them. Just read the Silmarillion, and you'll see, my dear Sirius.

Anyway, how come Aluqak didn't eat you by now? He must be willing to taste a constellation, right?  :ph34r:
Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: Aluqak on May 31, 2006, 08:08:37 pm
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Someone should be so daring to insert a butt-plug into that meanie-fish.  It'll be just a matter of time before he explodes from all that he eats!
*runs away and hides*

*peeks from hiding place*

*hides again*
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Beware Eve, the pressure generated can be so high that you can transform my butt into a terrible canon... which would be the equivalent of giving me a second weapon :ph34r:

Oh! and yes, I demand that you start with the humble self of Luth's Cat (you can even join the feast you want to :)).
Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: Sirius13 on May 31, 2006, 08:11:43 pm
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There are no higher forms of Elfs, the Noldor are the greatest ones! Aaand, that is if you DO understand the "Tolkien Codes" as you name them. Just read the Silmarillion, and you'll see, my dear Sirius.

Anyway, how come Aluqak didn't eat you by now? He must be willing to taste a constellation, right?  :ph34r:
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The "Tolkien Codes" are similar to the more famous "Bible Codes".

Basically, you look deep into the text using a fixed amount of 'steps' between letters and suddenly revealed is the secret truth of existence.  Or anything else you want to find really.

So I used the "bible codes" methodology to investigate the works of Tolkien and found  the following messages encrypted within The Two Towers (UK edition published 1978), page 303 onwards, Paragraph 2, second line, fourth letter of the first word.  Using steps of 12, I found the words as follows:

Higher Elves, have mercy!
[this intersects with the words] existence, beyond doubt
[then using steps of 54 letters] worship the appetite fish
[this intersects with the word] or flee with
[then using steps of 16 letters] lower elves.  :o

This is the true Tolkien Code uncovered!  Beware of the truth that you reveal!  For you may not like it!









[tiny text]....and it may be made up[/tiny text]


EDIT:  Oh, and I haven't been eaten yet because I do my damnedest to see that he gets fed elsewhere.  Oh and by the way, might I say you are looking deliciously tasty tonight my dear Elizabeth  :) .  

*sprinkles fresh thyme together with a hint of orange over Eli*

Hey Aluqak!!!  Supper time!  :evil:
Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: Markus on May 31, 2006, 08:14:06 pm
B-B-Bwuahahahahahahahahaha!

The author drops beneath his desk and almost chokes with laughter.
Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: Elizabeth on May 31, 2006, 08:23:13 pm
Veeery smart, Sirius! Only that... you should be using steps of same measure and not ones of 12, 16 of 54 letters. I'm sure you missed that basic rule of text-decyphering, you poor thing.

*goes to battle and returns covered in Orc blood*

Supper anyone? :innocent:
Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: Aluqak on May 31, 2006, 08:45:11 pm
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*goes to battle and returns covered in Orc blood*

Supper anyone? :innocent:
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Yes, ME :iconmi77kl: ...mmmm.... Livi à l'orc-saignant... delicious!!! :w00t:
Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: Sirius13 on May 31, 2006, 08:50:05 pm
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Veeery smart, Sirius! Only that... you should be using steps of same measure and not ones of 12, 16 of 54 letters. I'm sure you missed that basic rule of text-decyphering, you poor thing.

*goes to battle and returns covered in Orc blood*

Supper anyone? :innocent:
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A doubter!  :o

It is plain to see for anyone.  I mean, for example 'Noldor' itself is merely an anagram of 'Old Ron' - and everyone knows that Old Ron hangs out down at the FISH market, rescuing anglerfish from nasty fisher folk.

'Silmarillion' is of course derived from the famous day that Old Ron thwarted the fishing folk and their vile attacks upon anglerfish, by killing the wind so that they could not get to the fishing waters.  As the wind died he loudly proclaimed to the fisher-folk:

SAIL ILL!
(I'm Ron)


I suggest you do some in-depth research before you dare to cast doubt upon these well known facts!!  :ph34r:
Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: Elizabeth on May 31, 2006, 09:04:07 pm
Come off it, Sirius, you're not fooling anyone. Want an Elvish lesson? Elvish has nothing to do with Old Ron, therefore none of Tolkien's works do.

*goes to Mordor, kills a Nazgul and returns covered in sticky, black Nazgul blood*

Dinner served, then  B)
Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: Sirius13 on May 31, 2006, 09:10:33 pm
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Come off it, Sirius, you're not fooling anyone. Want an Elvish lesson? Elvish has nothing to do with Old Ron, therefore none of Tolkien's works do.
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You know it's all true.

Otherwise you would have posted some FACTS, to DISPROVE me.  Now let's see some evidence, or you'll have to admit that you don't know anything about Tolkien (and probably haven't even read The Hobbit yet)!  -_-
Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: Elizabeth on June 01, 2006, 01:27:57 pm
If I haven't read The Hobbit, then you tell me the dragon't name, smarty!

Want proves, Sirius? Here you go. According to "The Book of Lost Tales, part II" by J.R.R. Tolkien, Ballantine Books - Del Rey edition, page 206, 3rd paragraph:

you are wrong

Clear enough now?
Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: Darksong on June 02, 2006, 02:27:30 pm
Shmauuuuuuuug!!
And,though I am a song,bards told of old days of Mithrandir....
He was just a small boy,when he discovered that he has magical powers...And that scar upon his forehead...
No,no,sorry,I started of Morgoth.
Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: Elizabeth on June 02, 2006, 03:07:14 pm
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Shmauuuuuuuug!!
And,though I am a song,bards told of old days of Mithrandir....
He was just a small boy,when he discovered that he has magical powers...And that scar upon his forehead...
No,no,sorry,I started of Morgoth.
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Been drinking again, Dark?  Sirius was supposed to give the answer. And you're messing up Mithrandir, Morgoth and Potter!  <_<
Title: Welcome Zakath
Post by: Darksong on June 04, 2006, 01:20:04 pm
Mead is kicking my ass...
i was kidding