They tickle  
Well, you know Livy, that's not necessarily a bad thing 

Anyway, leaving the misplaced idiotic comments aside, I think we must return to those wise and wonderful ancient days when beards were long and nottesomes wandered the world plundering Elitist Syndicates possessions 

Sooo, let's invoke the ZZ-top power and our mighty friend ( 

 ) and start the Beard Revolution! 
