They tickle
Well, you know Livy, that's not necessarily a bad thing
Anyway, leaving the misplaced idiotic comments aside, I think we must return to those wise and wonderful ancient days when beards were long and nottesomes wandered the world plundering Elitist Syndicates possessions
Sooo, let's invoke the ZZ-top power and our mighty friend (
) and start the Beard Revolution!