They tickle 
Well, you know Livy, that's not necessarily a bad thing

Anyway, leaving the misplaced idiotic comments aside, I think we must return to those wise and wonderful ancient days when beards were long and nottesomes wandered the world plundering Elitist Syndicates possessions

Sooo, let's invoke the ZZ-top power and our mighty friend (

) and start the Beard Revolution!
