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Chose your favourite punishmet method for the NTSMS hackers

Hack their computers
0 (0%)
Hack their language capabilities (which ones?)
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Hack some cookies for us
1 (10%)
Hack their souls
1 (10%)
Hack their bodies and feed the fluffy-one with them
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Hack this poll
1 (10%)
Skin them live.... with a fingernail cutter
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Pay them a trip to see the next eclipse from the sun
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Pay them a suscription to the Real Madrid's fanzine
1 (10%)
Start an adult site with their [nude] pictures
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Yes! just like Ivo did at Megatherion's!
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Kidnap Luth's cat and feed Aluqak with it
4 (40%)
Bah! the stupid polls had started again
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:ph34r:
2 (20%)

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Offline Aluqak

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« on: April 03, 2006, 02:38:46 pm »
OK guys, as you might remember our nice and peacefull forum was hacked by some evil entities last saturday. I, as proud and loyal NTSMS member, propose that those people MUST be punished without mercy. So let's choose the best way to do so.
Oh! and of course, please feel free to explain your motives and to add new possible punishments :pop:
« Last Edit: April 03, 2006, 02:40:47 pm by Aluqak »
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« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2006, 03:04:26 pm »
Yes! Kill the hackers!!! Skin them!!! Feed the fluffy one with them!!!

Eeehr... where are they?  :unsure:


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« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2006, 04:11:33 pm »
grabs a supply of cookies and wine and enters a bunker, too
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« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2006, 04:13:41 pm »
sees that in the other bunker there are cookies and wine; leaves her bunker and enters Markus' one
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« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2006, 04:39:13 pm »
Hey Luth,

wasn't it a great idea to take along enough cookies and wine for one person for two years? That should keep the two of us alive for a month or two. And I bet we don't need to survive for more than a week - by then they'll have started to argue about some trifles and be killing each other. Muahuahuahua! :evil:

Hua!

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« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2006, 04:55:54 pm »
Hey Markus,

my answer is:


Hua!  :ph34r:

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« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2006, 05:15:45 pm »
Hey Aluqak!  Goo poll, quite right to see some justice!

I voted for Luthy to get subscribed to Real Madrid fanzine, and she has to read it all too!

I was seriously tempted by the cat food option, but I figured that Real Madrid would be a worse punishment for her.   :ph34r:
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« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2006, 07:20:33 pm »
I took the cookies way: it's practical (read: easy to apply) and tasty.  :w00t:
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« Reply #8 on: April 05, 2006, 02:36:04 pm »
Too many choises again  :wacko:
Why can't I make multiple vote?  :animazione320tw6kh:
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« Reply #9 on: April 05, 2006, 02:42:21 pm »
C'mon, DD, decide yourself :D
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« Reply #10 on: April 05, 2006, 03:14:36 pm »
Heyyyyy  :angry:   hackers are normal people having some fun on the forums and scaning some roots for bnc's and other stuff and yeah CC (Credit cards) :blush:  

I will not vote :D  :nanana:  .Maybe after a cookie from Luth or Elizabeth i will change my mind


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« Reply #11 on: April 05, 2006, 06:06:05 pm »
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Heyyyyy  :angry:   hackers are normal people having some fun on the forums and scaning some roots for bnc's and other stuff and yeah CC (Credit cards) :blush: 

I will not vote :D  :nanana:  .Maybe after a cookie from Luth or Elizabeth i will change my mind
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Heya Virus!  This vote is not about all hackers, but rather about two hackers in particular:  

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3\/1L  Qv££|\|

So please feel free to vote!  ;)
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« Reply #12 on: April 05, 2006, 06:21:07 pm »
By the way, Sirius: Whatcha doing here in the upperworld?

A bolt of lightning strikes, then another one and a third

Sirius? SIRIUS?! Ouch, that must have hurt...

Cheers!

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« Reply #13 on: April 05, 2006, 07:11:16 pm »
*passes a carrot collar around Markus' neck, so Capra'll have her snack*




*hides and waits*
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« Reply #14 on: April 05, 2006, 07:44:34 pm »
Yummy, a cookie necklace.

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Bah, these aren't cookies!

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« Reply #15 on: April 05, 2006, 09:05:49 pm »
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By the way, Sirius: Whatcha doing here in the upperworld?

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Sirius? SIRIUS?! Ouch, that must have hurt...

Cheers!

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*smells burning*

Wha..?!

*wakes up dead.  YET AGAIN*


 :huh:

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*remembers with pride his special NTSMS rank*  

Ah, struck down by the High Priest no less.  Truly a great honour   :D

*makes a note in "diary of deaths" that this was quite an enjoybale death, almost vintage*
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« Reply #16 on: April 05, 2006, 10:10:49 pm »
A kids!.... here we go again.
O.K. Sirus: BOOZE :pop:
There you go...
Now, can we please continue with our plot against those hackers? :ph34r:
« Last Edit: April 05, 2006, 10:11:15 pm by Aluqak »
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« Reply #17 on: April 05, 2006, 10:16:19 pm »
throws some cookies around

There's no need to continue with that plot when there so many interessant things around, don't you think?

throws some more cookies around
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« Reply #18 on: April 05, 2006, 10:27:32 pm »
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There's no need to continue with that plot when there so many interessant things around, don't you think?
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Oh yes!... *looks at the results of the poll*
VERY! interesting things... like your cat for example :D
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« Reply #19 on: April 05, 2006, 10:31:50 pm »
Throws a truck... mmmh... a house... mmmhh... a very big house... better... a country... eerhhh... a continent... nope... a planet filled with cookies to Aluqak, and flees
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