Punishment for the Hackers

[Sirius13]

A kids!.... here we go again.
O.K. Sirus: BOOZE

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zzzzzzzzzzz * the long eternal sleep of death *


*ignores 'hax0r' Luth's advice to go for a new plot*


zzzzz *splutter * zzz z ...huh?  


*drags dead body up into sitting position *   :mellow:


Say what?! Did somebody call my name?  And is that the delicate aroma of fresh cat?!  hmmm... tasty  


Yeah, it's worth coming back to life to fight them darned pesky hackers!!  

[Luth]

Ties Sirius in a chair

You-won't-harm-my-cat

Gags him

Ok, now, hear me...

Sits down in front of Rick and starts her speech

Weeeeell, well, well, good guy, you'll know what means be bored, as I don't like people who threatens me or and whatever my cats, my fantastic lovely fluffy cats, and you have, oh my god! threatened with eating her, and I don't forget, remember well, don't forget such a thing! never!!! never ever!!!!!! so, you, yes yes, you who are tied at a chair and gagged and who cannot flee because I'm here, and I will untie Aluqak if you try anything, and he would not kill, but eat you, of course, eating is the main anglerfhish hobbie, and all we know that anglerfishes have a loooot, but a looooot of spare time, and as he has so many spare time and you are here and I would leave you with him, for sure you would be eaten in less than a wink, but noooo! you don't wish to hear me telling you how Aluqak will eat you! of course not! IF not him, Markus, the great High Priest of Notessomes, will throw you some thousand thunders and lightenings, or, as a very last option, I will kill you talking and talking and... but now I remember! Let me tell you my biography! Well, once upon a time, when frogs have wings and anglerfishes eated nothing as a use, I was born in the middle of...blahblahblah...








blah and blah and blahhhhhh










more blaaaah and bla and blah!





blah I've said!!!!


Sirius dies

[Sirius13]

You can't ki...  oh, hang on....

*prods at dark emptiness of death*


...oh, I guess you can.  :mellow:


*notes "diary of deaths"*:

Today I was killed in a most interesting new fashion:  Talked and talked and talked and talked and talked and talked and talked and talked and talked and talked and talked and talked and talked and talked and talked and talked and talked and talked and talked and talked and talked and talked and talked and talked and talked and talked and talked and talked and talked and talked and talked and talked and talked and talked and talked to death by crazy, no make that 'CRAYZEEEEEE hax0r' Luth.

Death is obviously the same feeling as that with which I am now familiar, but the transition is quite different.  A long and sleepy transition to the other side that is quite unlike thunderbolts.  Thunderbolts is all flash, explosion and drama, then quick shocked death.  The crazy talking hax0r girl however gave me the opportunity to fully experience the transition to death in slow motion.  So slow, in fact, that I was longing for the whole process to hurry up.  I had all too much time to wish my death would come about with great haste.
Note to self:  Try and stick to Thunderbolt related death.

Anyway, most evil hax0r queen!  You forget!!  I am in league with Aluqak!!  I do not fear his hunger (well, not as much as you!   )

Now if I could just get myself back to a living state then YOU WILL FEEL MY WRATH!!!

[Luth]

hax0r??  

[Sirius13]

hax0r?? 

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HA!!!  Devious!

Pretending not to understand the hacker term for "hacker"!!!  :disgust1:


Pah!  Futile.  This attempt to absolve yourself of blame will only make our plotting intensify!              
























 

[Elizabeth]

Hurls the necklace away, and it gets caught in Liv's hair.

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[talking to Capra]Yo, Capra! What are you doing, you sleepy goat?! You were supposed to eat that necklace before it gets caught in my hair![/talking to Capra]

[ViruS]

[talking to Capra]Yo, Capra! What are you doing, you sleepy goat?! You were supposed to eat that necklace before it gets caught in my hair![/talking to Capra]

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Heyy Livi  ..NO CAPRA around here pls i don't want the fluffy one to chase me again and looks with that smile  So this is a NO

Hahhaha Luth you don't know the word meaning "hax0r" you hacker  

[Markus]

What a luck that I can bring myself back to life... I have just laughed myself to death after reading Luth's attack on Sirius, revived myself, than laughed myself to death once more as I read his Death Diary entry.

But Sirius, don't be too self-assured:

I am in league with Aluqak!! I do not fear his hunger (well, not as much as you! unsure.gif )

Have you ever heard what happens when an Anglerfish has eaten so much its gravity seriously bends space around it? It will see its own tail and start devouring itself, thus turning into a black hole. It won't hesitate to eat itself, so why should it spare its friends and allies?

Cheers!

Markus

[Aluqak]

Have you ever heard what happens when an Anglerfish has eaten so much its gravity seriously bends space around it? It will see its own tail and start devouring itself, thus turning into a black hole. It won't hesitate to eat itself, so why should it spare its friends and allies?

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Simply because they offer (and WILL) give me Luth's cat for dinner :iconmi77kl:
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OH Yes!... BOOZE Let's be more careful next time man. I think Luth is starting to like killing you... she's doing it just for sport (Just give me her cat in a silver plate and all your deaths shall be avenged)

[Sirius13]

BOOZE

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zzzzzzzzzzz * the long eternal sleep of death *


zzzzz *splutter * zzz z ...huh?     *wakes up thinking of REVENGE*


 


Here...


Here kitty kitty!  


Sirius got a nice little mouse for you!  Very tasty!  Here kitty kitty....



 

[Markus]

Luth's cat looks interestedly at the mouse, then at Sirius, then at a point above & behind his head

Markus looks at the scene in terror as Sirius doesn't seem to notice that he's attracted a scond, slightly bigger, equally hungry cat

Ehm... Sirius? :afraid1: There's a...

A roar is heard, a suffocated scream, the cracking of bones

Ah, you already noticed the tiger.

[Aluqak]

Ah, you already noticed the tiger.

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Welllll.... What can I say? in the absence of small-fat cats, tigers can do even better.
*eats the tiger*

[Sirius13]

Welllll.... What can I say? in the absence of small-fat cats, tigers can do even better.
*eats the tiger*

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*After Tiger is dead & Aluqak has restored life to Sirius*

[thinking quietly to self] How come attempts at hax0r punishment seem to be directed just at Luth?  Surely she had an accomplice... [/thinking quietly to self]


Starts work on an elaborate anti-eclipse hat that will repel the moon from ever crossing in front of the sun again!  

...admittedly, the technical details of this hat are some way off being complete!  

[Markus]

Anti-eclipse-hat?

...pricks his ears, raises an eyebrow, then begins frown. His eyes become slits and suddenly seem to glow from within. He looks at a point in the sky, and suddenly his gaze relaxes, and he begins to smile.

A light appears in the sky, growing brighter by the second. Then there's a flash on the ground, followed by a booming thunder and a small earthquake. Where Sirius was standing a moment ago there's only a smoking crater.

[Sirius13]

Dear Diary (of Deaths),
You'd think a thunderbolt was a just a thunderbolt really, wouldn't you?  But, I don't know if it's just me getting old or what, but during that last death I could have sworn that the thunderbolt hit me a bit harder than just your average every-day thunderbolt (and I've been hit by plenty of those, I can tell you!).  Anyway, it really felt as if there was some rage in it.  But there can't have been can there!?!   It's just a natural phenomenon after all.

Note to self:  Start work on something less likely to provoke quick and harsh death.

*stops work on anti-eclipse hat (seems a little dangerous)*

*starts work on an anti-cat-hat instead (luxury version - includes cat-vice, kitty-lathe and meow-mincing-machine)*

[Luth]

I've heard something about an anti-cat hat?

Scratches her head

[thinking to self] I can imagine some terrible death for the inventer of the anti-cat hat, but... why to work hard if it's so easy? [/thinking to self]

[shouting very loud] Markus, Rick is trying to make some anti-eclipse hat again!!! [/shouting very loud]

[Sirius13]

*quickly invents anti-thunderbolt hat*  



continues work on anti-cat-hat  (adding extra "splat")

[Markus]

A bolt of lightning descends from the black heavens and bounces off the anti-thunderbolt-hat. It hits a tree instead, which immediately crashes down on the hat and its bearer. The hat gets smashed, and so does the guy beneath it.

As soon as the hat is destroyed, an extra bolt hits poor Sirius.