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Offline Markus

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« on: December 29, 2005, 10:51:00 am »
Hail, oh Devourer of Grass!
Hail, oh Climber of the High Mountain!

Oh thou that givest cheese like no other, accept the humble offering we offer to thee. :chair: Hold still, Luth, we need just a few more droplets! :chair:

Oh Devourer of Grass, show thyself!

LEPACA CAPRA!
LEPACA CAPRA!
LEPACA CAPRA!
LEPACA CAPRA!
LEPACA CAPRA!
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« Reply #1 on: December 29, 2005, 12:56:21 pm »
Something says me that there aren't good times for me here  :062802beat_prv:
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« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2005, 01:54:25 pm »
Shhht! Or you´ll chase it away and then we´ll have to start the invocation again.
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« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2005, 02:24:48 pm »
Me thinks we need to try harder....

*Puts big chunks of salt over Luthien's body* (I've heard goats enjoy salt)

 :pop:
Hail, oh Devourer of Grass!
Hail, oh Climber of the High Mountain!

Oh Devourer of Grass, show thyself!

LEPACA CAPRA!
LEPACA CAPRA!
LEPACA CAPRA!
LEPACA CAPRA!
LEPACA CAPRA!
 :pop:

Lets see if it works  :wacko:
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« Reply #4 on: December 29, 2005, 02:44:22 pm »
[whisper/] who or what is Capra? [/whisper]
Sounds like a goat to me... :blink:
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« Reply #5 on: December 29, 2005, 02:47:18 pm »

Lepaca MegaCapra  :notworthy:  :notworthy:
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« Reply #6 on: December 29, 2005, 02:52:19 pm »
At last it worked!

:notworthy:  :notworthy: Hail to the Great Goat! :notworthy:  :notworthy:

Oh, and... *gives a pill against headache to Luth*
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« Reply #7 on: December 29, 2005, 02:55:58 pm »
:animazione320tw6kh:  :crutch:  :sofa:  :tongue3:
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« Reply #8 on: December 29, 2005, 03:00:31 pm »
/me hands another pill to Luth.

Next time we´ll sacrifice someone else, alright, Luth? Any volounteers?

Cheers!

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« Reply #9 on: December 29, 2005, 03:03:41 pm »
Next time, next time... what about now? Damn, that headache is terrible  :bawling:
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« Reply #10 on: December 29, 2005, 03:08:46 pm »
*Earthquake*

Who dares to call unto my name?!

And who dares to speak in my name?! GGGGrrrrooooaaaaarrrrrrrrrr! *more earthquake*

Now all shall burn! *eats the grass and the salt*
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« Reply #11 on: December 29, 2005, 03:13:11 pm »
Goats have cool poo!
It is stick, round... strange
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« Reply #12 on: December 29, 2005, 03:16:32 pm »
Oh, the great Capra!
We only wish to please you.
With the sacrifise of Grandmother-Luth's old body covered with salt.
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« Reply #13 on: December 29, 2005, 03:17:36 pm »
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Oh, the great Capra!
We only wish to please you.
With the sacrifise of Grandmother-Luth's old body covered with salt.
[snapback]5913[/snapback]


 :bann: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #14 on: December 29, 2005, 03:24:05 pm »
sorry
*Gives anti-hedache pill to luth in hope of mercy*
*shivers*
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« Reply #15 on: December 29, 2005, 03:25:51 pm »
I'll think about the mercy... (but not too much)

BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!
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« Reply #16 on: December 29, 2005, 07:36:07 pm »
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Oh, the great Capra!
We only wish to please you.
With the sacrifise of Grandmother-Luth's old body covered with salt.
[snapback]5913[/snapback]

*Eats a chunk of Luth*

 :huh:

Too old meat! I need fresh one! And is this what you have invoked me for?

I was having a vacation with the family, next time you invoke me it better be good  :ph34r:
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« Reply #17 on: December 29, 2005, 07:39:20 pm »
Seems we managed to piss him off  :disgust1:  :unsure:
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« Reply #18 on: December 29, 2005, 07:46:17 pm »
Hail, oh Devourer of Grass!
Hail, oh Climber of the High Mountain!

Oh thou that givest cheese like no other, accept the humble offering we offer to thee.

:chair: Markus, don't worry, it's for the good of NTSMS :chair:
:chair: Markus, don't worry, it's for the good of NTSMS :chair:

Maybe Markus flesh is more fresh  :blush:

LEPACA CAPRA!
LEPACA CAPRA!
LEPACA CAPRA!
LEPACA CAPRA!
LEPACA CAPRA!
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« Reply #19 on: December 29, 2005, 08:23:16 pm »
Ouch! Ou-ou-ou-ouch!

I knew that would happen. :bawling:

Ouch. Ouch!
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