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Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Markus on December 29, 2005, 10:51:00 am: Hail, oh Devourer of Grass!
Hail, oh Climber of the High Mountain!

Oh thou that givest cheese like no other, accept the humble offering we offer to thee. :chair: Hold still, Luth, we need just a few more droplets! :chair:

Oh Devourer of Grass, show thyself!

LEPACA CAPRA!
LEPACA CAPRA!
LEPACA CAPRA!
LEPACA CAPRA!
LEPACA CAPRA!
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Luth on December 29, 2005, 12:56:21 pm: Something says me that there aren't good times for me here :062802beat_prv:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Markus on December 29, 2005, 01:54:25 pm: Shhht! Or you´ll chase it away and then we´ll have to start the invocation again.
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Ereshkigal on December 29, 2005, 02:24:48 pm: Me thinks we need to try harder....

*Puts big chunks of salt over Luthien's body* (I've heard goats enjoy salt)

:pop:
Hail, oh Devourer of Grass!
Hail, oh Climber of the High Mountain!

Oh Devourer of Grass, show thyself!

LEPACA CAPRA!
LEPACA CAPRA!
LEPACA CAPRA!
LEPACA CAPRA!
LEPACA CAPRA!
:pop:

Lets see if it works :wacko:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: deathdancer on December 29, 2005, 02:44:22 pm: [whisper/] who or what is Capra? [/whisper]
Sounds like a goat to me... :blink:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: deathdancer on December 29, 2005, 02:47:18 pm: (http://www.meditflora.com/fauna/capra.jpg)
Lepaca MegaCapra :notworthy: :notworthy:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Markus on December 29, 2005, 02:52:19 pm: At last it worked!

:notworthy: :notworthy: Hail to the Great Goat! :notworthy: :notworthy:

Oh, and... *gives a pill against headache to Luth*
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Luth on December 29, 2005, 02:55:58 pm: :animazione320tw6kh: :crutch: :sofa: :tongue3:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Markus on December 29, 2005, 03:00:31 pm: /me hands another pill to Luth.

Next time we´ll sacrifice someone else, alright, Luth? Any volounteers?

Cheers!

Markus
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Luth on December 29, 2005, 03:03:41 pm: Next time, next time... what about now? Damn, that headache is terrible :bawling:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Capra on December 29, 2005, 03:08:46 pm: *Earthquake*

Who dares to call unto my name?!

And who dares to speak in my name?! GGGGrrrrooooaaaaarrrrrrrrrr! *more earthquake*

Now all shall burn! *eats the grass and the salt*
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: deathdancer on December 29, 2005, 03:13:11 pm: Goats have cool poo!
It is stick, round... strange
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: deathdancer on December 29, 2005, 03:16:32 pm: Oh, the great Capra!
We only wish to please you.
With the sacrifise of Grandmother-Luth's old body covered with salt.
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Luth on December 29, 2005, 03:17:36 pm: Quote
Oh, the great Capra!
We only wish to please you.
With the sacrifise of Grandmother-Luth's old body covered with salt.
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:bann: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: deathdancer on December 29, 2005, 03:24:05 pm: sorry
*Gives anti-hedache pill to luth in hope of mercy*
*shivers*
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Luth on December 29, 2005, 03:25:51 pm: I'll think about the mercy... (but not too much)

BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Capra on December 29, 2005, 07:36:07 pm: Quote
Oh, the great Capra!
We only wish to please you.
With the sacrifise of Grandmother-Luth's old body covered with salt.
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*Eats a chunk of Luth*

:huh:

Too old meat! I need fresh one! And is this what you have invoked me for?

I was having a vacation with the family, next time you invoke me it better be good :ph34r:
<_<
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Ereshkigal on December 29, 2005, 07:39:20 pm: Seems we managed to piss him off :disgust1: :unsure:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Luth on December 29, 2005, 07:46:17 pm: Hail, oh Devourer of Grass!
Hail, oh Climber of the High Mountain!

Oh thou that givest cheese like no other, accept the humble offering we offer to thee.

:chair: Markus, don't worry, it's for the good of NTSMS :chair:
:chair: Markus, don't worry, it's for the good of NTSMS :chair:

Maybe Markus flesh is more fresh :blush:

LEPACA CAPRA!
LEPACA CAPRA!
LEPACA CAPRA!
LEPACA CAPRA!
LEPACA CAPRA!
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Markus on December 29, 2005, 08:23:16 pm: Ouch! Ou-ou-ou-ouch!

I knew that would happen. :bawling:

Ouch. Ouch!
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Markus on December 29, 2005, 08:26:12 pm: Hey, Capra,

Quote
I was having a vacation with the family, next time you invoke me it better be good :ph34r:
<_<

Ahem... aren´t you grateful that we fetched you away from that boring family trip to spend some happy time with us?

Cheers!

Markus
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Luth on December 29, 2005, 08:32:27 pm: Don't worry Markus, sure that Capra will find your flesh as old as mine (1/2 year oldest, if I remember well) and you'll be free again. But, I have to try a little more:

:chair: Sorry, it won't be for long :chair:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Markus on December 29, 2005, 08:36:55 pm: Ouch! I bet you´re enjoying that. :bawling:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Luth on December 29, 2005, 08:39:29 pm: Quote
Ouch! I bet you´re enjoying that. :bawling:
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How can you think it, oh, Markus! Every hit to you hurts twice to my heart... :animazione320tw6kh: And you... think... that I'm... enjoying!!!!!!! :bawling:

*sadly goes, crying, to tie the rope to the tree*
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Markus on December 29, 2005, 09:23:45 pm: Quote
*sadly goes, crying, to tie the rope to the tree*

Bad idea, dear! These days it´s easier to learn the runes, so put that thing away!

(BTW: Guess which colour was used to draw runes? Right:

Lagu - Urur - Thurs - Isa - Eh - Naud)
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Luth on December 29, 2005, 09:25:26 pm: @_@
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: deathdancer on December 30, 2005, 12:07:37 am: I offer myself to the devine Capra.
Eat my yung flesh
*thinking aren't Capras usualy vegetarians*
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Markus on December 30, 2005, 09:51:03 am: Yup, you´re ten years younger than Luth and me.

But perhaps we can save you if we collect enough carrots?

Good luck!

Markus
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: deathdancer on December 30, 2005, 10:56:25 am: I'ts winter, where the hell will I find carrots? *shivers*
Specialy that lot of them, because this is no ordinary goat, this is devine Capra with big stomach, no carrots of this world would feed her.
*panics*
Maybe in the high mountains there is a devine carrot....
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Markus on December 30, 2005, 11:09:12 am: Visit the interior of the Earth,
And by purifying you´ll find the root.
Find the root of Goatfeeder
Watch the glare of carotene.
Bring it to the Capra-Beast
And you won´t be eaten, dear.

:pop: :pop: :pop:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: deathdancer on December 30, 2005, 01:41:35 pm: interior of the Earth?
ah... hell!
*starts diging*
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Markus on December 30, 2005, 05:16:03 pm: BTW... after a successful invocation - how does one get rid of a spirit? I mean, sure, we could invoke Manegarm / Fenrir, but I have a slight doubt whether this would be a wise decision...

Cheers!

Markus
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Capra on December 30, 2005, 05:18:49 pm: Yum..I have left the beach for some carrot smell that attracted me.

I have been having a nice time over the Mexican beach:

Me @ in mexican land (http://lovehangama.noneto.com/wallpapers/funny/goat-800-600.jpg)

(yes I colored my hair)

Now.....human meat...mmmm GRAWLLLLLLLLL!
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Markus on December 30, 2005, 05:22:28 pm: The colour suits you, oh mighty one!

quickly holds out a few more carrots, then silently sneaks away
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Luth on December 30, 2005, 05:26:13 pm: Cool hat, oh Great Goat

*offers a beer*
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Markus on December 30, 2005, 05:29:01 pm: Quote
*offers a beer*

*takes the beer, gulps it down.*

Moooore!
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Luth on December 30, 2005, 05:32:39 pm: Quote
*takes the beer, gulps it down.*

Moooore!
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I offered the beer to Capra!! Now Thy Magesty Capra will be angry at you!!!! :afraid1:

/me flees very very very far away
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Capra on December 30, 2005, 05:34:16 pm: Quote
BTW... after a successful invocation - how does one get rid of a spirit? I mean, sure, we could invoke Manegarm / Fenrir, but I have a slight doubt whether this would be a wise decision...

Cheers!

Markus
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GGrrwallllll! MeEEeEeEeeEe! I am here to stay untill I receive further orders from thy highest goddess, Notessomes. -_- In the meantime, I shall live in this human land.

*Sniffs Markus* mmm...I smell more carrots.
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Markus on December 30, 2005, 05:34:51 pm: *gets a bottle of booze, takes a gulp and offers some to the Great Goat*
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Markus on December 30, 2005, 05:36:51 pm: Quote
*Sniffs Markus* mmm...I smell more carrots.

Ah, well, here you go.

*gives a whole sack of carrots to Capra.*
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Capra on December 30, 2005, 05:39:07 pm: I have found grace in thy Priest, Markus.

I crown him with the mighty horns sent from Notessomes unto thee. :pop:

*drinks the booz*
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Markus on December 30, 2005, 05:41:30 pm: *wipes a tear from his eye and pulls out a secon bottle.*

Want some more, oh Mighty One?
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Ereshkigal on December 30, 2005, 05:43:08 pm: [whisper]I think we better stop spoling that old goat, or else he will never leave!/whisper] :ph34r:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Luth on December 30, 2005, 05:43:12 pm: Can I drink some of it? :blush:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Capra on December 30, 2005, 05:48:29 pm: NO!

All mine...my treasure!!! MeeehuahuaeeEEeee! :evil:

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have been invoked into other rituals and stuff, but I will be back. :evil:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Luth on December 30, 2005, 05:49:39 pm: Markus, can you give me some of this alcoholic stuff, please? :c0857do:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: deathdancer on December 30, 2005, 06:42:41 pm: *goes to restaurant, puts a big plate on his table, goes to fireplace, starts invoking Capra over it*
I'm hungry
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Markus on December 30, 2005, 10:34:06 pm: Heya Luthien,

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Markus, can you give me some of this alcoholic stuff, please? :c0857do:
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what do you want? Some wine, or some harder stuff? :essen_smilies10:

Cheers!

Markus
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Luth on December 30, 2005, 10:40:58 pm: Harder stuf, of course, wine is for weak people!!! :ph34r:

:iconmi77kl: :iconmi77kl: :iconmi77kl:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Markus on December 30, 2005, 10:53:25 pm: *The newly horned one hands another bottle of booze to Luth and pours one down his own throat. *
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Markus on January 01, 2006, 06:28:05 pm: I´m such a fearless guy that I´ll have goat cheese for dinner tonight. :P

But I´ll sacrifice a dozen of carrots and a bottle of Rum, just to be sure.

Cheers!

Markus
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Luth on January 01, 2006, 06:32:11 pm: /me steals the rum and leaves the carrots for Markus joy :iconmi77kl:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Markus on January 01, 2006, 07:05:04 pm: Hey, I need that for Capra - she might get angry with me for eating that cheese!

*gets another bottle from his cellar and guards it against Luth.*
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Luth on January 01, 2006, 07:12:22 pm: /me aslouly sneacs to that rum botle end steal it again :essen_smilies10:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Markus on January 01, 2006, 07:17:11 pm: Stop that, or I won´t have any offerings left when Capra comes, and then she´ll eat me.

Or... wait a second... if I put all the rum inside of you I can offer you instead and won´t be eaten.

Want another glass? :ph34r:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Luth on January 01, 2006, 07:29:39 pm: Whaaa?.... :sleep_1: :sleep_1: :sleep_1:

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

:sleep_1:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Markus on January 01, 2006, 07:31:11 pm: /me wonders what she´s dreaming.
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Luth on January 01, 2006, 07:33:04 pm: :sleep_1:

:censored2:

:sleep_1:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: ViruS on January 03, 2006, 12:13:10 pm: :iconmi77kl: :iconmi77kl: The mighty Capra? :D the god of gods .. make an earthquake ....
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Aluqak on January 03, 2006, 06:07:13 pm: Hail mighty capra! Iwas away for your last invocation, but now I'm back (and hungry) and I wish I could get to know you better :wink_smilie: *pre-heats the oven*
Oh! and btw Markus: do you still have some of that alcoholic stuff? Id like to try it :essen_smilies10:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Markus on January 03, 2006, 06:15:59 pm: Quote
Hail mighty capra! Iwas away for your last invocation, but now I'm back (and hungry) and I wish I could get to know you better :wink_smilie: *pre-heats the oven*
Oh! and btw Markus: do you still have some of that alcoholic stuff? Id like to try it :essen_smilies10:
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Oh man (or girl? Not quite sure :blink:), you don´t know what you´re doing. Here, take this barrel of rum - you´ll need it.

*takes cover* :sofa:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Luth on January 03, 2006, 06:23:35 pm: *drinks all the barrel*

*hides with Markus* :sofa:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Aluqak on January 03, 2006, 06:43:56 pm: @Markus: I'm a man... (not problem with girls though :D)
@Luth: You keep the barrel, but give me the rhum.
*Starts to cut some carrots, potatoes and onions*
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: ViruS on January 03, 2006, 07:24:41 pm: Damn now Markus now u have a barrel of rum? :w00t: Luth how is this possible u told me you have only wine ^^ :rolleyes:
/me gives some sirup to Markus :)) to make him better

Cheers !!!
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Markus on January 03, 2006, 09:24:51 pm: Oh well, Aluqak - it was nice to know you. Sad to end as goat food, but it was your own choice. I find it very remarkable that you garnish yourself for the beast!

@Virus: Thanks, I´m much better already. Better, but a bit thirsty...

*starts searching around...* Ah! Here we go. :essen_smilies10:

Cheers!

Markus
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Ereshkigal on January 04, 2006, 02:48:36 am: Poor us! When the Almighty Capra returns we will see some butts kicked...

*hides with Luth* :sofa:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Aluqak on January 04, 2006, 10:36:03 pm: OK now... the oven is hot, the sauce is ready, Markus gave me the rhum, ViruS has been sacrified and I'm hungry.
Let's get started:
LEPACA CAPRA
LEPACA CAPRA
LEPACA CAPRA
LEPACA CAPRA :unsure:
...
...
...
...
...
LEPACA CHUPACABRAS
LEPACA CHUPACABRAS
LEPACA CHUPACABRAS
LEPACA CHUPACABRAS
:nanana:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: ViruS on January 04, 2006, 10:47:23 pm: Quote
OK now... the oven is hot, the sauce is ready, Markus gave me the rhum, ViruS has been sacrified and I'm hungry.
Let's get started:
LEPACA CAPRA
LEPACA CAPRA
LEPACA CAPRA
LEPACA CAPRA :unsure:
...
...
...
...
...
LEPACA CHUPACABRAS
LEPACA CHUPACABRAS
LEPACA CHUPACABRAS
LEPACA CHUPACABRAS
:nanana:
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HAHAHHAHAHHAHAA where is the capra? :)))))) tnaannaa :iconmi77kl: :iconmi77kl: :iconmi77kl:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Aluqak on January 04, 2006, 10:52:30 pm: Have patience my youg apprentice, have patience :pop:.
LEPACA CAPRA
LEPACA CAPRA
LEPACA CAPRA
LEPACA CAPRA
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: ViruS on January 04, 2006, 11:03:59 pm: Quote
Have patience my youg apprentice, have patience :pop:.
LEPACA CAPRA
LEPACA CAPRA
LEPACA CAPRA
LEPACA CAPRA
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I can't be eaten or sacrifice because i am a mighty druid who is gonna kill the Goat :nanana: :nanana:
O mighty GOLIAT protect me from this LEPACA CAPRA :pop: :pop: :ph34r:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Markus on January 05, 2006, 12:13:10 am: Hails, my sisters and brothers in Notessomes

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I can't be eaten or sacrifice because i am a mighty druid who is gonna kill the Goat :nanana: :nanana:
O mighty GOLIAT protect me from this LEPACA CAPRA :pop: :pop: :ph34r:
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has anyone ever told the Virus that "Lepaca" is not a name but an invoking phrase? No? Then it might be time to do so. :D

Anyway - should we try the full invocation again? I´m ready when you are!

Cheers!

Markus
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Luth on January 05, 2006, 12:21:27 am: Quote
Anyway - should we try the full invocation again? I´m ready when you are!

Hail, oh Devourer of Grass!
Hail, oh Climber of the High Mountain!

Oh thou that givest cheese like no other, accept the humble offering we offer to thee.

:chair: Thanks Markus for so kindly offering yourself :chair:

Oh Devourer of Grass, show thyself!

LEPACA CAPRA!
LEPACA CAPRA!
LEPACA CAPRA!
LEPACA CAPRA!
LEPACA CAPRA!
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Markus on January 05, 2006, 12:31:24 am: Actually, I meant to speak the invocation as the priest. :pop:

Oh wait, wait until I get you! :mad3:

Now, don´t run so fast! :crutch:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Luth on January 05, 2006, 12:34:26 am: Oh, Markus... I'm so sorry... I misunderstood you :innocent: :nosweat:

Sorry... you don't look very good :crutch:

:rolleyes:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Markus on January 05, 2006, 12:36:39 am: Let´s hope it works at least! :angry:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Luth on January 05, 2006, 12:41:35 am: I'm very very very sorry... what can I do to be forgiven? :brutale_smilies100:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Markus on January 05, 2006, 12:45:37 am: Well... if you ask like that... in fact, there is something you could do... :c0857do: Feed my "favourite user" to Capra and a barrel of Spanish red wine to me.

But for heaven´s sake don´t mix them up!
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Luth on January 05, 2006, 12:49:16 am: /me gives to Markus a barrel of Markus' favorite user and feds Capra with spanish red wine
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Markus on January 05, 2006, 12:52:32 am: /me just shrugs his shoulders and starts tearing his "f.u." :lol: to tiny little pieces with enthusiasm
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Luth on January 05, 2006, 12:54:48 am: Quote
/me just shrugs his shoulders and starts tearing his "f.u." :lol: to tiny little pieces with enthusiasm
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:roll1:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Capra on January 05, 2006, 05:01:32 am: Quote
OK now... the oven is hot, the sauce is ready, Markus gave me the rhum, ViruS has been sacrified and I'm hungry.
Let's get started:
LEPACA CAPRA
LEPACA CAPRA
LEPACA CAPRA
LEPACA CAPRA :unsure:
...
...
...
...
...
LEPACA CHUPACABRAS
LEPACA CHUPACABRAS
LEPACA CHUPACABRAS
LEPACA CHUPACABRAS
:nanana:
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GGGGGrrrrrrrRRRRAAAAAWWWLLLLLLL! *earthquake*

Who dares to invoke my name in vain and make fun of thy goddess' pet!

I am telling you my fury has now been unleashed, and once I finish the barrel of wine Luthien has given me, you will all be witness to my fury! MMmeeeeeEeeeEEEe!

Now....*looks for barrel*...where is my barrel? Where is my barrel of wine? GgggrrrrMMmeee!

The one that finds it will get a reward.....wine of the goat and breathe the secret smoke of god -_-

*shaves his beard in sacrifice to Notessomes* :ph34r:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Luth on January 05, 2006, 08:24:31 am: /me seeks out for new wine barrels, and bodly go where no Luthien has gone before

Oh, look! the Wine Barrels hideout! Some terrible giant might have kept them for his own and now I've found it!!!

*opening them, leting its smell fly to the nose of Capra

LEPACA CAPRA

LEPACA CAPRA

LEPACA CAPRA

LEPACA CAPRA

*looking to the mountain waiting for his appearance*
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Markus on January 05, 2006, 09:06:41 am: GGGGGrrrrrrrRRRRAAAAAWWWLLLLLLL! *earthquake*

Who dares to open my wine hideout?!

*throws some rocks around*

(Have I never told you I´m a terrible giant, actually?)
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: ViruS on January 05, 2006, 03:02:59 pm: :)) Ahhaaha My invocation :brutale_smilies100: brings the mighty Lepaca Capra :pop: :pop: :w00t: damn good i am
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Aluqak on January 05, 2006, 04:20:19 pm: Quote
GGGGGrrrrrrrRRRRAAAAAWWWLLLLLLL! *earthquake*

Who dares to invoke my name in vain and make fun of thy goddess' pet!

I am telling you my fury has now been unleashed, and once I finish the barrel of wine Luthien has given me, you will all be witness to my fury! MMmeeeeeEeeeEEEe!

Now....*looks for barrel*...where is my barrel? Where is my barrel of wine? GgggrrrrMMmeee!

The one that finds it will get a reward.....wine of the goat and breathe the secret smoke of god -_-

*shaves his beard in sacrifice to Notessomes* :ph34r:
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YEAH!!! Finally I'll get my lunch :iconmi77kl:
LEPACA CHUPACABRAS
LEPACA CHUPACABRAS
LEPACA CHUPACABRAS
LEPACA..... :pop:
*THUNDERS AND BLASTS BURN THE SKY*
.... and I shall be transformed in the all mighty
...
...
...
CHUPACABRAS!!!!!
(http://www.forteantimes.com/gallery/images/beast.jpg)
LUNCH TIME!!!!
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Luth on January 05, 2006, 05:34:23 pm: Aluqak = Chupacabras? :blink:

Eeehhrrr... *silently walking back*

Nice to meet you, Aluqak..

*Fleeing fast as hell*

C'ya another century!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :afraid1:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Capra on January 06, 2006, 03:04:26 am: Quote
YEAH!!! Finally I'll get my lunch :iconmi77kl:
LEPACA CHUPACABRAS
LEPACA CHUPACABRAS
LEPACA CHUPACABRAS
LEPACA..... :pop:
*THUNDERS AND BLASTS BURN THE SKY*
.... and I shall be transformed in the all mighty
...
...
...
CHUPACABRAS!!!!!

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My fury is now unstoppable! I have drank the wine of the barrels of Markus and I have now turned into the most terrible, strongest and ugliest creature on earth! Behold me...Behold my evil side!

*Earth shakes*

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cb/Chupacabra.jpg)

*Growls and sends lightning to struck Aluqak* :ph34r:

Now, who is next? unless a sexy goat :w00t: is offered to me I shall burn you all!
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: ViruS on January 06, 2006, 11:34:09 am: Quote
My fury is now unstoppable! I have drank the wine of the barrels of Markus and I have now turned into the most terrible, strongest and ugliest creature on earth! Behold me...Behold my evil side!

*Earth shakes*

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cb/Chupacabra.jpg)

*Growls and sends lightning to struck Aluqak* :ph34r:

Now, who is next? unless a sexy goat :w00t: is offered to me I shall burn you all!
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Yeah we know this is why we offer Luthien :pop: but not as a sexy goat , :bawling:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Ereshkigal on January 06, 2006, 12:39:11 pm: Hehehe...we can put her on disguise :D
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: deathdancer on January 06, 2006, 02:16:49 pm: Luth, why don't you put "God/Godess" under Capra (like you have "Admin")
You don't wan to make her mad, do you?
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Aluqak on January 08, 2006, 06:53:13 pm: Quote
*Growls and sends lightning to struck Aluqak* :ph34r:
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OH boy! Chupacabras is now having a terrible indigestion.... *goes to the bathroom*
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Everything OK now :unsure: .... I think that the idea of a shower for capra is pretty accurate :blush:.
Next time I'll cook it before eating it.
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Ereshkigal on January 09, 2006, 04:21:37 am: Is it me, or this chat begins to smell like a farm with so many goats running around? :unsure:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: deathdancer on January 09, 2006, 03:58:19 pm: Oh, mighty capra, I love thou shit that is so prfectly round looking like chocolate cornflakes. And since you give milk too, we will NEVER be hungry again.
*feels sick*
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: ViruS on January 09, 2006, 04:05:45 pm: Quote
Is it me, or this chat begins to smell like a farm with so many goats running around? :unsure:
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True True is not only you don't worry it smells like a farm .. We must catch the goat and force it to take a shower :iconmi77kl: (vote of the comision)
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: deathdancer on January 09, 2006, 06:01:58 pm: *Drives a truck full of water*
What are we waiting for?
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Aluqak on January 09, 2006, 07:13:02 pm: Quote
*Drives a truck full of water*
What are we waiting for?
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There you go!:
(http://www.brownsnout.com/archives/gohan-pittiful.jpg)
Someone had to take the goat by the horns B)
*breathes better now*
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: ViruS on January 09, 2006, 10:13:46 pm: Yeah a clean goat !! good job Aluqak ... The result is this :D

B) (http://www.nwf.org/yellowstone/images/mountainGoat.jpg)
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Capra on January 10, 2006, 12:59:47 am: I am so handsome now, all cute waiting for Luth :w00t:

Luth? Where art thou? :wub:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Luth on January 10, 2006, 09:09:39 am: /me hides in a incredibly hiddend hideout :sofa:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Markus on January 10, 2006, 09:18:09 am: */me looks behind the sofa and says very loudly:*

Hey, Luth, what are you doing down there behind the sofa?
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Luth on January 10, 2006, 09:23:45 am: /me hits Markus and leaves him unconscious, ties him, gags him and runs to other hidden hideout :ph34r:

Sorry Markus, but you forced me

/me leaves a headache pill near him
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Markus on January 10, 2006, 09:42:19 am: */me wakes up after a while, turns a bit so his head points to the other sofa and starts mmmphing for help*
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Aluqak on January 10, 2006, 01:41:54 pm: *Unties Markus and invites him to play the NTSMS national sport... again* :ph34r:
Let's leave the lovers alone... may be we are gonna have Luthgoaties soon.
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Luth on January 10, 2006, 03:47:28 pm: MMmhhhhh.... :afraid1:

Sorry, but goats are not my taste. I like to invoke them and all that... but nothing else. Btw... does anyone know how to move away a loving goat? :ph34r:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: deathdancer on January 10, 2006, 04:25:07 pm: You only need to ask the goat to marry you.
She will sturt runing like hell ^_^
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Luth on January 10, 2006, 04:29:48 pm: The goat is she-goat or he-goat? :ph34r:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Markus on January 10, 2006, 05:21:41 pm: Thanks a lot, Aluqak!

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The goat is she-goat or he-goat? :ph34r:
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CaprA is a she-goat. Her guy is called CapER.

Small but important difference!

Not sure why she´s after you, though.

Anyway, I´m off to do some f.u.-thrashing with Aluqak.

Cheers!

Markus
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Luth on January 10, 2006, 07:35:42 pm: *pointing to Markus* Look Capra, look that nice guy!!!

*Capra points its ears*

*Capra runs to Markus*

Pheeeewwwwww, I got rid of her :evil:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Markus on January 10, 2006, 07:48:05 pm: Oh, hi, hello, you nice fluffy little big mighty beast. Ehm... hey, whatcha doin there? Stop that. Stop that!

Oh, look, Aluqak is over there. Do you wanna say hello to him?

*The beast storms at Aluqak, and /me takes a deep breath.*

Pheww!
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Aluqak on January 10, 2006, 07:58:57 pm: LEPACA CHUPACABRAS
LEPACA CHUPACABRAS
LEPACA....
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*Aluqak transforms himself in Chupabras eats Capra and starts it all over again* :iconmi77kl:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: ViruS on January 10, 2006, 09:01:59 pm: HAhaha here we go again but now the goat was clean B) .. Luth take it easy with the goat :D we don't want to see you with little goaties :pop: ..When all of this will end when the mighty capra will die :lol:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Markus on January 10, 2006, 09:02:54 pm: Ehm... will you stop eating our members, please? :blink:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Aluqak on January 10, 2006, 09:35:04 pm: Quote
Ehm... will you stop eating our members, please? :blink:
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:c0857do: I couldn't help it ... I'm hungry!!!!
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Markus on January 10, 2006, 10:10:55 pm: Could you visit the official forum next time that happens? :evil: Thanks a lot!
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Luth on January 10, 2006, 10:15:32 pm: Quote
Could you visit the official forum next time that happens? :evil: Thanks a lot!
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Uf, poor Aluqak! Some people (like f.u.) can be very hard to digest :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Markus on January 10, 2006, 10:47:43 pm: I suppose a brainless babble-head is still more salubrious than an earth-shaking, thunder-casting goat demon. :D
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Aluqak on January 11, 2006, 05:19:04 pm: Quote
Could you visit the official forum next time that happens? :evil: Thanks a lot!
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Hey do you wanna kill me with another indigestion or what? :afraid1:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Markus on January 11, 2006, 09:56:40 pm: Quote
Hey do you wanna kill me with another indigestion or what? :afraid1:
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Why do you think so? You seem to have done quite well... I asked you to got to the official forum next time you´re hungry, and a few hours later the f.u. is gone. :D

Cheers!

Markus
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Luth on January 11, 2006, 09:57:26 pm: ERROR!!!

He has came back :ph34r:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Aluqak on January 11, 2006, 11:29:12 pm: There is NO way I'm gonna eat that stupid monkey :ph34r:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Capra on January 12, 2006, 02:54:10 am: Noone love me anymore :(

Luthien has rejected my love, Aluqak showers me and eats me, and Markus despises me too :(

I shall depart....high up back to Notessomes. I will give her my report, that nothing can be done, this is, indeed, the craziest forum ever :pop:

Meee! :bawling: Meeee! :bawling: MeeeEeeEeee!
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Ereshkigal on January 12, 2006, 03:04:28 am: Don't leave us :( Luth says she will marry you :D and Aluqak claims he'll stop eating you and instead he's gonna eat Luth's cat :D
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Markus on January 12, 2006, 09:36:56 am: Ah, come here, you nice fluffy little big mighty beast. Don´t be sad, we´re fond of you!

*strokes Capra over the head and gives her a carrot.*
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Luth on January 12, 2006, 09:47:10 am: /me leaves Capra with Markus and hides in some part of the world.
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Markus on January 12, 2006, 10:00:30 am: Hey, look, Capra, over there under that bush in New Zealand - isn´t that Luth? I bet she´s searching for extra-sweet carrots for you. Why don´t you visit her?
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: ViruS on January 12, 2006, 02:26:47 pm: Yeah that's Luth searching for some carrots for Capra B)
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Capra on January 13, 2006, 02:07:47 pm: Oh! You think so? carrots for me? so she loves me too :D

*jumps like a crazy goat* :wub:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Markus on January 14, 2006, 12:21:08 pm: Hey, look over there, you nice fluffy little big mighty beast! Now she´s under a bush in Southern Afrika. I think she´s collecting tasty herbs for you there. :)
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Luth on January 14, 2006, 02:27:33 pm: [letter=hidden to Capra]Eh!!!! Do you all think it's funny to be persecuted for a loving Capra? Do you really think so? I'm a little tired of fleeing travelling all over the world, hidding behind bushes and digging deep holes to hide in, to be pointed out by Markus or any other "friend" of mine. I wanna live with no fear of a loving Capra!! Stop that!!!!! PLEAAAAAAAAAASEEEEEEEEEEE :bawling: :bawling: :bawling: [/hidden to Capra]

:ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Markus on January 14, 2006, 02:38:59 pm: Hey, you nice fluffy little big mighty beast, Luth has written us all a letter! I´m not sure if goat demons can read, so...

*reads the letter out loud*

Oh. Oooops. Oh well...

*runs away very fast, changes direction every few hundred miles, then stops and digs a deep, deep hole.*
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Luth on January 14, 2006, 03:31:24 pm: *runs and stops, just in front of Markus, who seems as trying to flee from something terrible*

Where are you going, dear Markus? <_<
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Markus on January 14, 2006, 03:39:29 pm: To the moon, if I can.

Sorry, gotta leave now!

*runs away in the opposite direction*
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Luth on January 14, 2006, 03:46:31 pm: *entering a rocket and lifts off*

*arrives the Moon*

Markus, where are you??

*finds an :alien2: *

Ooops, who are you? :blink:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Markus on January 14, 2006, 04:02:07 pm: The alien says:

Labada grshlkmnghf labada dabada?!
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Luth on January 14, 2006, 04:09:47 pm: *grabs the "Moon alien dictionary"*

Dammit, it may talk some weird dialect, I don't find the words here :angry:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Markus on January 14, 2006, 04:12:23 pm: The alien is speaking more excited now, sounding a bit angrier:

Labada krrfftk koptrrx qudab! :angry:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Luth on January 14, 2006, 04:13:24 pm: *gives a carrot to the alien*
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Markus on January 14, 2006, 04:16:37 pm: The alien is in a real rage now:

Qudab qudab! Karratab?! Ladaba grtqklklklkltq?!

It starts chasing poor Luth.
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Luth on January 14, 2006, 04:20:30 pm: *me gives Markus 100000000 wine barrels and says:

Markus, you will have the key to open the barrels ONLY when you will help me to get rid of that alien and the Goat!!!*
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Capra on January 14, 2006, 08:22:51 pm: It is ok luth, you can come back to earth. Now I realize I am not good enough for you :bawling: :bawling:

Mmmm.....*begins to see who will be the next prey* :wub:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Markus on January 14, 2006, 11:28:43 pm: Heya Luthien,

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*me gives Markus 100000000 wine barrels and says:

Markus, you will have the key to open the barrels ONLY when you will help me to get rid of that alien and the Goat!!!*
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Capra isn´t after you anymore, so I suggest I´ll help you with that alien and we´ll share the wine, alright?

*/me says to the alien:*

"Labada rurum jiughfnbvc! "

The alien goes goes :w00t: and beams itself away.

Easy as that, Luth!

Markus
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Luth on January 14, 2006, 11:48:44 pm: Oh, well... ok, I'll share some barrels with you but... what have you said to it? And what was it saying me?

/me drinks first barrel :essen_smilies10:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Markus on January 14, 2006, 11:57:55 pm: Well, first it asked who you are and how you came up there. Then it complained that there were no quiet places anymore, tourists everywhere. That´s when you offered it the carrot. Of course you couldn´t know that carrots are slightly toxic for its species, and handing someone a carrot is considered a terrible insult on its home planet. The little green guy asked if you wanted to poison him.

I just told it that recently large amounts of alcohol had been discovered in a molecular cloud 6000 light years from here. :D

And now gimme another barrel, please. :)

Cheers!

Markus
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Luth on January 15, 2006, 12:00:09 am: Oh! I didn't know! :blink:

*offers another barrel to Markus, and drinks one herself* :cheers:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Markus on January 15, 2006, 12:04:22 am: :essen_smilies10:

And don´t forget that I still hold the key to save anyone from Capra´s obsession. :ph34r:

:essen_smilies10:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Capra on January 15, 2006, 03:29:11 am: Quote
:essen_smilies10:

And don´t forget that I still hold the key to save anyone from Capra´s obsession. :ph34r:

:essen_smilies10:
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The key? *swallows the key* Now....who to be obssesed with? :wub:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Markus on January 15, 2006, 11:07:37 am: Quote
The key? *swallows the key* Now....who to be obssesed with? :wub:
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Ehm.... those were my car keys, Capra. But you may keep them now.

I meant a metaphorical key to make you and everybody else here happy. :)
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: deathdancer on January 15, 2006, 03:26:45 pm: Hmm...
Maybe if you offer goat to alien
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Markus on January 15, 2006, 06:21:42 pm: Nah, deathdancer,

I´d rather offer that unfriendly alien to Capra. :D

Cheers!

Markus
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Aluqak on January 16, 2006, 05:14:57 pm: Alien food? :unsure: ....mmm perhaps I gonna try it. :alien2:
Do you wanna share Capra?:zha:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Markus on January 16, 2006, 08:29:00 pm: Alien food? Alien AS food!
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Aluqak on January 16, 2006, 08:44:56 pm: Weeeell, yeah... errr, actually we could try them both (capra and I). The food the alien eats, and then the alien itself as food... why not? :)
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Luth on January 16, 2006, 09:33:24 pm: Poor :alien2:

:(

I'll save him!!! :ph34r:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Markus on January 16, 2006, 09:41:51 pm: Alright, save him!

Save him for a big NTSMS barbecue! :D
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: deathdancer on January 16, 2006, 10:10:19 pm: scrue barbecue, we wan it RAW!!! :tongue3:
Would you put strawberies on barbecute too?
barbecue... hah! :disgust1:
:innocent:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Sirius13 on January 16, 2006, 11:52:36 pm: *Sirius reads the history of Capra*

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Hail mighty capra! Iwas away for your last invocation, but now I'm back (and hungry) and I wish I could get to know you better :wink_smilie: *pre-heats the oven*
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Man, why am I not surprised by this?! :lol3:

EDIT: Remembers stolen b'day cake :bawling:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Aluqak on January 16, 2006, 11:53:28 pm: Quote
Save him for a big NTSMS barbecue! :D
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:iconmi77kl: YEAH!!! The first intergalactic Bar-BQ, and it will happen here at NTSMS!
This forum definitively rules! :party43:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Aluqak on January 17, 2006, 07:08:58 pm: Quote
EDIT: Remembers stolen b'day cake :bawling:
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Yeah me too :w00t:
When is your (next) birthday by the way? :) ... I'm getting hungrier :D
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: ViruS on January 21, 2006, 11:58:19 am: I belive out goat is finaly dead? :brutale_smilies100: not good who we will invole now? =)) bring a new capra to the forum :P (sugestion :D my opinion)
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: deathdancer on January 25, 2006, 03:02:08 pm: Oh, great Capra!
I don't not invoke you to not don't come to the earth as son as not ever as you don't can't!
Luth does not doesn't love you with all her not un-hate!

Don't not not not hear us!!!
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Aluqak on January 25, 2006, 03:09:32 pm: Quote
Oh, great Capra!
I don't not invoke you to not don't come to the earth as son as not ever as you don't can't!
Luth does not doesn't love you with all her not un-hate!
Don't not not not hear us!!!
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Just to see your reaction! :D
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Sirius13 on January 25, 2006, 06:34:42 pm: Quote
:blink:

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Enlighten me! I thought I had understoon the un-meaning of Deathdancer's post...

...and then suddenly you revealed to me that there is DEFINITELY MORE TO KNOW!!!!!

AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH !!!!!!

TTTEELLLL MEEEE

TELLLLL

TELL

telll

please

pls

EDIT: Pleeeaaaaasssssse

tell me :afraid1:

:062802beat_prv:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Aluqak on January 25, 2006, 06:52:45 pm: Man, now I'm really getting worried about the mental sanity of this forum :insane:.

Edit: Additional comment in answer to Sirus: :blink:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Sirius13 on January 25, 2006, 07:05:39 pm: Quote
Man, now I'm really getting worried about the mental sanity of this forum :insane:.

Edit: Additional comment in answer to Sirus: :blink:
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That's two :blink: s

...is that like a double negative? Has that made everything normal again?

...or is it now twice as :blink: ?!

* uncertain *

* afraid *

Where are the answers to these all-important questions? They're in Aluqak's head, that's where! I propose that we set up a mining corporation in order to dig our way to the ultimate truth of :blink:

EDIT: It will only hurt a little bit.
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Luth on January 25, 2006, 07:10:09 pm: *me recruits all minions and goes to seek out for Aluqak's mind, provided with pickaxes and spades*
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Sirius13 on January 25, 2006, 07:28:02 pm: Quote
*me recruits all minions and goes to seek out for Aluqak's mind, provided with pickaxes and spades*
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Cool! I think we'll need an industrial drill.

Maybe we can get something from an old oil well that would be suitable?
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Aluqak on January 25, 2006, 07:35:27 pm: Over my dead body... and my personal guard:
(http://www.phpbbplanet.com/forum/images/smiles/armata_PDT_40.gif)
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Luth on January 25, 2006, 07:38:09 pm: C'mon Aluqak... it's for NTSMS good!!!

PD. Cool new signature :w00t:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Markus on January 25, 2006, 10:25:08 pm: Quote
Man, now I'm really getting worried about the mental sanity of this forum :insane:.
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Why? Has anyone made a sane remark? LAPIDATE HIM!

goes to join the mining team
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Luth on January 25, 2006, 10:27:30 pm: Quote
Why? Has anyone made a sane remark? LAPIDATE HIM!

goes to join the mining team
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Eeehhrrmmm... Markus... :unsure: you seems a little worried for the sane thingy, don't you think? :unsure:

*calls Rat to join the mining team*
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Aluqak on January 25, 2006, 10:28:07 pm: Quote
Why? Has anyone made a sane remark? LAPIDATE HIM!

goes to join the mining team
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Err.... yes ... it was... *looks the right* ... *looks to the left* :unsure:
IT WAS SIRUS!!! :ph34r:
GET HIM NOW!!! :chair:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Rat Cornu on January 25, 2006, 10:28:57 pm: Well, reading the topic fast, i just understand tha spam is more than ever the soul, the essence of NTSMS :blink:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Aluqak on January 25, 2006, 10:31:18 pm: Quote
Well, reading the topic fast, i just understand tha spam is more than ever the soul, the essence of NTSMS :blink:
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HEY! Rat has it too ---> :blink:
Let's go and mine his brain :iconmi77kl:
*flees while he can*
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Luth on January 25, 2006, 10:33:00 pm: Quote
HEY! Rat has it too ---> :blink:
Let's go and mine his brain :iconmi77kl:
*flees while he can*
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No, no, Aluqak... is not polite to dig somebody's brain when he has just came back after so long time... :ph34r:

btw... MARKUS!!!! LOOK!! ALUQAK'S HERE!!!!
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Markus on January 25, 2006, 10:33:13 pm: Quote
Eeehhrrmmm... Markus... :unsure: you seems a little worried for the sane thingy, don't you think? :unsure:
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Well, we can't have sane people around here, can we? :ph34r:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Rat Cornu on January 25, 2006, 10:33:16 pm: Quote
Man, now I'm really getting worried about the mental sanity of this forum :insane:.
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So do I :blink:

I join ! I don't know why but I do :blink:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Aluqak on January 25, 2006, 10:35:09 pm: Quote
So do I :blink:

I join ! I don't know why but I do :blink:
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You see! You see! here he goes again!!! ... and twice in the same post!
I don't hold the secret any longer :(
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Sirius13 on January 25, 2006, 11:13:19 pm: Quote
Err.... yes ... it was... *looks the right* ... *looks to the left* :unsure:
IT WAS SIRUS!!! :ph34r:
GET HIM NOW!!! :chair:
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I turn my back just for a few seconds ...and look what happens!

...in no time at all Aluqak has me ordered to face Death by Chair. :o

In response I would normally stir up some plot to get him back with Death By Fish ( :fish: ), but unfortunately that chair has affected my powers of reason :wacko:

So instead I thought it would be great if we all got a long and played nicely together. So, does anyone fancy a game of football?

Anyone can play! :)

.....Except ALUQAK!

:zha:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Luth on January 25, 2006, 11:16:54 pm: I'm the goalkeeper!!! :w00t:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Markus on January 25, 2006, 11:39:04 pm: Quote
I'm the goalkeeper!!! :w00t:
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Not quite, dear. You're the goatkeeper!

But football sounds nice. :)
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Aluqak on January 25, 2006, 11:53:22 pm: Quote
Anyone can play! :)
.....Except ALUQAK!
:zha:
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Now you really have hurt my feelings :bawling:
Not let me play football!! This is endless cruelty :bawling:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Sirius13 on January 26, 2006, 09:24:02 am: Quote
Not quite, dear. You're the goatkeeper!

But football sounds nice. :)
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:roll1:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Sirius13 on January 26, 2006, 09:29:52 am: Quote
Now you really have hurt my feelings :bawling:
Not let me play football!! This is endless cruelty :bawling:
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[conspiritorial whisper to Aluqak] ...Thanks for your secret signs of the :blink:

I have heard your subliminal messages, and I agree that this pretend fighting is a great ruse to distract Luth whilst we invoke the great fluffy bearded one :evil: .... [/conspiritorial whisper to Aluqak]
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Aluqak on January 26, 2006, 02:55:37 pm: Quote
[conspiritorial whisper to Aluqak] ...Thanks for your secret signs of the :blink:
I have heard your subliminal messages, and I agree that this pretend fighting is a great ruse to distract Luth whilst we invoke the great fluffy bearded one :evil: .... [/conspiritorial whisper to Aluqak]
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[whispering] Shh! speak softly, the walls have ears here... and yes, let's change our "queen" into a goatkeeper for ever :evil: [/whispering]
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Luth on January 26, 2006, 03:08:01 pm: *keeping the glass from the wall to the pocket*

[thinking]Well, it seems there's some revolution and treason here... good to know[/thinking]
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Aluqak on January 26, 2006, 03:21:03 pm: [whispering... again] Great, now Luthien thinks there is a revolution, so now we can pass to the second part of our plan and start the REAL revolution :ph34r: [/whispering... again]
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: deathdancer on January 26, 2006, 06:03:44 pm: Has someone spoken the word REVOLUTION just now?
*remembers good old days*
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Elizabeth on April 04, 2006, 04:22:13 pm: Which old days, DD?! The days of Capra?! :evil: Let her/him come!!!! (and eat... ouch, eat who?!)
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: ViruS on April 04, 2006, 04:27:20 pm: :angry: <_< :angry: grrr nooooo plsss no CApra plssssssss no fluffy one .. i have no money for carrots and fresh grass .... Capra =====> :iefox8dr: <===Ely :D
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: The One on May 05, 2006, 01:38:10 am: Lepaca To Mega Capra!
I invoke thy power, thou, climber of mountains, thou, eater of grass!
Show thyself and accept my sacrifice... My algebra teacher, devour her fat and ugly flesh!
LEPACA CAPRA!

Yeah! Who wouldn't love to sacrifice their least favourite teachers? :iconmi77kl:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Markus on May 05, 2006, 09:59:06 am: Ouch... someones's calling for the Fluffy One! Let's see whether she's still sulking or whether she'll come upon us. :afraid1:

In any case: Luth, this sofa is mine! Go find yourself another one! :sofa:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Elizabeth on May 05, 2006, 01:13:25 pm: Yeah, mate! That's an excellent idea, invoking Capra upon our teachers! :w00t:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Luth on May 05, 2006, 03:06:00 pm: Quote
Ouch... someones's calling for the Fluffy One! Let's see whether she's still sulking or whether she'll come upon us. :afraid1:

In any case: Luth, this sofa is mine! Go find yourself another one! :sofa:
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Sorry Markus, but... don't you see I ALREADY was there? I am here first!!!! So: keep here hide in the little space left, or go to another sofa! :sofa:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: Aluqak on May 05, 2006, 03:14:23 pm: *preheats oven*.... again :ph34r:
Title: Invocation of Capra
Post by: ViruS on May 05, 2006, 10:13:19 pm: Quote
Lepaca To Mega Capra!
I invoke thy power, thou, climber of mountains, thou, eater of grass!
Show thyself and accept my sacrifice... My algebra teacher, devour her fat and ugly flesh!
LEPACA CAPRA!

Yeah! Who wouldn't love to sacrifice their least favourite teachers? :iconmi77kl:
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Dude why did u invoked Capra? :angry: :angry: You don't know , but i am out of money for carrots and fresh grass , And when she arrive again i will have to hide becouse ....... :wub: you know
/me hides
*puts on Luth's body a carrot costume for diversion :ph34r: :ph34r: