Author Topic: Daily chit-chat (Read 280617 times)

Agnes · « **Reply #380 on:** November 30, 2011, 07:48:03 am »

well, Markus, I changed my mind. I will not accept the job. I would be home only on Sunday..that's non-acceptable. I need some life. And it's not worth less than 1000 PLN in December.. I will call the lady from Music School today that I can't accept her offer.

Markus · « **Reply #381 on:** November 30, 2011, 12:55:45 pm »

Your decision, Agnes.

Still it's worth a "congrats!" that you have the choice.

Cheers!

Markus

Markus · « **Reply #382 on:** November 30, 2011, 04:23:17 pm »

Oh, BTW: Thou shalt not pee on your neighbour's house, nor on his car nor on any thing that is thy neighbour's.

And BTW: Glowing wooden vagina.

(No, I did not take anything, I'm utterly sober.

)

Persephone · « **Reply #383 on:** November 30, 2011, 04:26:06 pm »

Then, dear Markus, what's the explanation? :-)

Markus · « **Reply #384 on:** November 30, 2011, 04:33:39 pm »

There are two, Kris:

Last night I visited my parents. Dad and Maggie accompanied me for a bit of my way home. As we passed a stair across a doorway, two Mormon missionaries went past us in the opposite direction. One of them came from the right side of the stairs, where there's nothing but a house wall, still closing his trousers.

That's when a voice said those first words inside my head.

The second is directly from an open fire DVD I keep seeing in a nearby supermarket. Its menu offers a movie called "Glühende Holzscheide". Probably they were trying to write "Glühende Holzscheite" ("glowing pieces of wood"), but they misspelled it and gave it a whole new and creepy meaning.

Cheers!

Markus

The One · « **Reply #385 on:** November 30, 2011, 04:34:32 pm »

Markus, are you sure you're not on anything?
Last time I said anything along the lines of "glowing wooden vagina", I was drunk. Like really drunk. So drunk I woke up drunk the next morning.

EDIT: Sweet Jesus Rollerblading Monkey Christ on a Pogo Stick! That explains a lot...

Markus · « **Reply #386 on:** November 30, 2011, 04:38:05 pm »

You see? Reality... worst drug of them all.

The One · « **Reply #387 on:** November 30, 2011, 04:42:18 pm »

Oh reality... You are such a horrible thing.
That's why I tend to enjoy replacing it with alternate realities where I can slay dragons or travel back in time.

Persephone · « **Reply #388 on:** November 30, 2011, 05:10:05 pm »

I see. Pity You did not take a pick of that "vagina"

There's a Lonely Planet web where they collect these "lost in translations"

Markus · « **Reply #389 on:** December 12, 2011, 12:16:46 am »

Hey folks,

I took another long doggie walk this afternoon which took us about 90 minutes. The park I like to use for these walks is close to the city forest, and sometimes I enter that forest with Maggie. Today I managed something I had wanted to do just for the fun - and the pun! of it: I took her to the wolf's ravine.

We went through that and I even managed to find a neolithic burial mound which I had been to with friends occasionally but never been able to find it on my own.

Cheers!

Markus

saphira · « **Reply #390 on:** December 20, 2011, 09:40:28 am »

Hello everyone! It's been a long time since I last posted. How is everyone? Hope I am still welcome here...

Markus · « **Reply #391 on:** December 20, 2011, 11:25:11 pm »

Saphi!

Welcome back!

Well, I'm fine. Stressed to the max, but that's just my common state - and all in all I'm fine. How about you?

Cheers!

Markus

saphira · « **Reply #392 on:** December 30, 2011, 12:59:26 pm »

Markus- how are you doing now? Having some time off for holidays?

I'm fine, perhaps just eating too much sweets

You know holidays!

Markus · « **Reply #393 on:** December 30, 2011, 11:24:54 pm »

Yeah, I'm fine - thank you for asking. I had Monday off and been working the rest of the week. Now New Year's Eve is approaching.

Gonna burn off some fireworks and have a party with some friends of mine at a pub. We've got the poolroom to ourselves.

Cheers!

Markus

The One · « **Reply #394 on:** January 04, 2012, 01:08:35 am »

Back in Canada. It's freaking January 3rd and I have class tomorrow morning.

Agnes · « **Reply #395 on:** January 05, 2012, 05:14:24 pm »

I'm now an administrator of Polish Therion Website.

Thor don't have much time, IMO running the website is very important, I offered myself to help with removing spam, posting news and other things.

What do you think about it?

thor.megatherion.com

Markus · « **Reply #396 on:** January 05, 2012, 11:57:17 pm »

Congrats, Admin Agnes!

I'm sure you're a good choice for the job. Bad times for spammers.

Cheers!

Markus

saphira · « **Reply #397 on:** January 09, 2012, 11:13:36 am »

Markus: Nice! Hope you enjoyed very much!

Agnes: I agree with Markus!

The One: heh.. well on 3 Jan it was a normal working day after all.. I had to get up at 6 because of work.. and I'd rather go to class...

Agnes · « **Reply #398 on:** January 09, 2012, 09:07:45 pm »

I am hoarse... Wait, no.. I lost my voice, can't speak.

Markus · « **Reply #399 on:** January 09, 2012, 09:39:41 pm »

Quote from: Agnes on January 09, 2012, 09:07:45 pm

I am hoarse... Wait, no.. I lost my voice, can't speak.

Ouch, how nasty! Well, then you should grant your voice the rest it needs. Get better soon! I want you to talk and sing and shout along on concerts again.

Saphi, I did enjoy the party. Too bad that the lady whose birthday it was got sick, but she's fine again and we'll celebrate her birthday separately next weekend.

Cheers!

Markus

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