Ha-ha! Having an English lesson at the un-sity next week)))! But I fear I'll fail my exams then)))).
No way! You will pass immediately, without further exams.
Cthulhu's jumping up and down,
His forehead crinkled with a frown,
Shub-Niggurath jumps down and up
And asks his friend:"Where's my cup?"
They are to visit one old king,
The owner of a diamond ring.
Yog-Sothoth knew and saw it all
And thus foresaw Cthulhu's fall
"Into eternal slumber He'll go,
His snores will bring eternal woe
Upon the ears of beasts and men
And even of domestic hen.
His snores, oh, what an act of god!"
Thus spoke all-seeing Yog-Sothoth.
Cthulhu, however, still awake,
As he fell for a young long snake
He doesn't know the snake is male!
The green Great Old One went all pale
When seeing after a hot flirt
He said:"You are my dire dirt!"
But an English teacher is coming"
So he screamed, while Yog-Sothoth was humming
In a terrible unearthly voice
And it was really pleasant noice
These concerts are well-known here.
Then the teacher cried: "Oh my dear!
You are nothing but Lovecraftian ficition!