As for me, I'll have some intoxicating drink known as soda... ...Or a little glass of beer?
Yeess... yeeesss... beer leads to coke, coke leads to magpies and magpies lead to dental insurance.
So drink, drink young one!
...
But, um, yeah. Anywayz.
You're 18 now, Elizabeth, and you
do know what that means, don't you?
...
If you do, please, *please* fill me in, 'cause I'm totally in the dark. What
does it mean? And what is that koala doing on my window? *gunfire shots are heard*
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.