I don't like coffee - tried it, didn't work. We went out a couple of times, but the chemistry just wasn't there.
Bad jokes aside, I'm a Tea-Man. Chamomile, while being a kind of herbal tea rather than a true tea itself, is definitely my favorite. I dunno why.
In times of trouble, if I want something harder, something heavier, I go for Earl Gray. Hot.
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The homosexual innuendo notwithstanding. Iron, stop breathing heavily.