Conspiracy

[Markus]

No need to argue, folks! Let's have fish for one course, sheep for another!

Cheers!

Markus

[Sheep]

Fish for the 1st course...

    *  700g anglerfish
    * 4tbsp olive oil
    * flour
    * 30 almonds (without skin)
    * 2 cloves of garlic
    * 1 slice of bread (without crusts)
    * 1/2 tsp saffron
    * 1 small glass of white wine
    * 1 small onion chopped
    * 1 medium tomato peeled and chopped
    * 100ml water or fish stock
    * salt and pepper
    * fresh parsley

    Steps:

1. Cut the fish into chunks, salt it and set aside for 10 mins

2. Heat the olive oil in a frying pan and add the fish to the oil and fry it quickly until it browns on both sides then remove from the pan

3. Add the almonds, garlic and bread - fry until golden over a medium heat

4. Place the garlic, bread, almonds, saffron and white wine in a blender and mix until smooth

5. Fry the chopped onion and tomato until softened then add the sauce from the blender together with the water or stock - stir well

6. Finally return the fish pieces to the pan and simmer in the sauce for about 20 mins

7. Garnish with fresh parsley and serve



Bon apitite!

[VladH]

Now I'm really hungry....

[Luth]

Guys, I thing we have a wolf dressed like a sheep in our forum. I mean, sheeps usually eat grass... this one is talking about eating meat. That's not normal

Fish is in between meat and grass 

[Nighthawk]

[Sheep]

Is this an apetizer? 

[Nighthawk]

The cat, that's me.

Waiting.

For food.

Now, you're in a better position because I find sheep cute and fluffy and I make it a rule not to eat anything I consider cute and fluffy.

I love fish, on the other hand. And no, Aluqak, not in a weird bestial kind of way. Although... no, not in that way.


So.

I'm waiting.

[VladH]

No.. you can't be... no, no, no... you're not the reincarnation of Luth's Cat... can't be... no, no... it can't. Good to hear it....

[Nighthawk]

Good to hear it....

Didn't say anything.



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Yes? Why are you looking at me like that?

[Sheep]

You are cute and fluffy with red edges inside as we are Nighthawk... you are on our side of the stream of history. Soon we will rule the world...... 

[Sirius13]

Hello Sheepy.

@Vlad:  Don't worry - NOTHING can be as bad as Luthy's cat. 

[Sheep]

Thanks Sirius... now we should sing! I said SHOULD sing!

Lets start:

Beasts of England, beasts of Ireland,
Beasts of every land and clime,
Hearken to my joyful tidings
Of the golden future time.

Soon or late the day is coming,
Tyrant Man shall be o'erthrown,
And the fruitful fields of England
Shall be trod by beasts alone.

Rings shall vanish from our noses,
And the harness from our back,
Bit and spur shall rust forever,
Cruel whips no more shall crack.

Riches more than mind can picture,
Wheat and barley, oats and hay,
Clover, beans, and mangel-wurzels
Shall be ours upon that day.

Bright will shine the fields of England,
Purer shall its waters be,
Sweeter yet shall blow its breezes
On the day that sets us free.

For that day we all must labour,
Though we die before it break;
Cows and horses, geese and turkeys,
All must toil for freedom's sake.

Beasts of England, beasts of Ireland,
Beasts of every land and clime,
Hearken well and spread my tidings
Of the golden future time.

[Luths Cat]

Hello Sheepy.
@Vlad:  Don't worry - NOTHING can be as bad as Luthy's cat. 

Hey owner!... this ugly guy is saying I'm bad

BAN HIM!!!

[Sirius13]

BAN HIM!!!

Here kitty kitty...  i have some nice fish for you.




























 

[Nighthawk]

BAN HIM!!!

Here kitty kitty...  i have some nice fish for you.

You're hitting that poor little kitty with a fish?

That's it. You have invoked my wrath.





*hits Sirius with a head over the fish*


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*or something like that*

[Sheep]

I think that Luths Kitty needs a lesson.... lesson of good manners....

Maybe Nighthawk you will teach her? You two will look good together 

[Sirius13]

You're hitting that poor little kitty with a fish?

That's no poor little kitty - it's Luth's apocalyptic cat, source of all plague.


And it smells, too.   

*hits Sirius with a head over the fish*

ow

hits Nighthawk with Luth's cat over the...  over the..  er,  over the rainbow

[Sheep]

Jumps over the rainbow.... the heap of gold is mine! Baaaaaah!