Author Topic: Conspiracy (Read 28918 times)

Sheep · « **on:** April 25, 2007, 08:52:08 pm »

The Whore, The Cook And The Mother... but where is the Sheep? Aaron S. from MDB probably thought about us when writing this song but as they always did he "changed his mind" in last moment. It's always like that. Discriminated, underrated... damn. We must fight for our rights.

Same with Therion... I love the sound it's a great addition to some baaaahs and beeeehs - especialy older ones. We used to sing a lot of Return in our shephold - good old green days. But he missed one thing too. We know it, we always KNOW - it's because nobody noticed through all this years that we posessed telepathic powers - that Lepacca Kliffoth at the beginning was called Lepacca OVIS!

Beware humanity... your time will come when the sun will move into Sheep Constellation, but now I will say only: baaaaaah....

<Looks deeply in the eyes - Erases memory>

Markus · « **Reply #1 on:** April 26, 2007, 12:42:07 am »

Eat more mutton, before they come and get us!

Nah, just kidding, oh Mighty One! How could I ever put my teeth in one of the creatures who inspired such great works as "Baah Reginon"?!

Cheers!

Markus

The One · « **Reply #2 on:** April 26, 2007, 02:45:44 am »

Welcome Sheep!
Great to see another member of the animal kingdom has joined our community.
BTW, how often do you need to be sheared?

Sheep · « **Reply #3 on:** April 26, 2007, 07:27:38 am »

Shearing is futile. We shed our wool like a second skin. There is something embarassing in all this shearing - try to walk naked at least 1 month and you will see why...

I see that one of your kind tries to stop us. She may be looking like sheep - but will never be the one of US!

Beware of the Mighty Sheep!

VladH · « **Reply #4 on:** April 26, 2007, 07:43:51 am »

You will not get us sheep!

You destroyed the worlds - we stepped back, You were shedding the wool - we stepped back, but now...
THE LINE MUST BE DRAWN HERE!!!!

Yes, yes... I know your little sheepy bad deeds, I saw enough in my life.... you always look so helpless, but when you look into sheeps eyes you can see the future... and this future is burning...

Time to preheat the oven Alu... we will need it....

Sheep · « **Reply #5 on:** April 26, 2007, 04:38:11 pm »

Aluqak · « **Reply #6 on:** April 26, 2007, 05:08:15 pm »

There you go guys:

Meshwi anybody?

Man, what a feast we are going to have

Pops a bottle of wine

Lucy · « **Reply #7 on:** April 26, 2007, 05:10:04 pm »

That's not nice, Alu.

I prefer the first pic.

Aluqak · « **Reply #8 on:** April 26, 2007, 05:17:25 pm »

... Why not? ... lambs are food, and they are delicious!

Markus · « **Reply #9 on:** April 26, 2007, 05:20:29 pm »

Quote from: Aluqak on April 26, 2007, 05:17:25 pm

... Why not? ... lambs are food, and they are delicious!

Right you are, and so is fish!

Aluqak · « **Reply #10 on:** April 26, 2007, 05:36:24 pm »

Indeed ... but we are not going have another alien-like scene aren't we?. So, let's take a lamb leg, a bottle of wine and feast together.

Sheep · « **Reply #11 on:** April 26, 2007, 05:39:29 pm »

Sheep will strike again!!!!

Aluqak · « **Reply #12 on:** April 26, 2007, 05:41:07 pm »

You've got the wrong species sheepy

Sheep · « **Reply #13 on:** April 26, 2007, 05:48:22 pm »

All Lophiiformes looks same to me

Nighthawk · « **Reply #14 on:** April 26, 2007, 11:59:37 pm »

Quote from: Sheep on April 26, 2007, 07:27:38 am

try to walk naked at least 1 month

Been there.

Next.

Aluqak · « **Reply #15 on:** April 27, 2007, 01:32:51 pm »

Quote from: Sheep on April 26, 2007, 05:48:22 pm

All Lophiiformes looks same to me

Wrong again. According to Dr. Pietsch from the Univeristy of Washington, you don't even have the good family

You know sheepy, you better go back to the BB-Q. that's the place where you perform the best

Sheep · « **Reply #16 on:** April 27, 2007, 02:10:20 pm »

Sorry mr. Smoked AnglerSalmon

I was according to older literacy... Nelson's work from 94

I know that thing in science are going crazy now... so no offence....

You prefer to be eaten with sauce or with some kind of salad?

VladH · « **Reply #17 on:** April 27, 2007, 02:15:25 pm »

Don't call him like that!

He is good fish...

...and for me he looks rather like deep-sea anglerfish or black sea-devil. But this only Alu can tell...

Sheep · « **Reply #18 on:** April 27, 2007, 02:16:18 pm »

Yes, indeed... he is good... especially roasted with wine-based sauce...

Aluqak · « **Reply #19 on:** April 27, 2007, 02:27:29 pm »

Guys, I thing we have a wolf dressed like a sheep in our forum. I mean, sheeps usually eat grass... this one is talking about eating meat. That's not normal

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