Hi Rick,
admittedly I found the text too long to read it all, especially because the spammers part is virtually illegible, being written all in capitals. But I do love the way the spambuster imitates the spammer's style, and I do love the passage that says "You're so incredibly stupid" in many, many funny ways.
![:roll:](http://ntsms.megatherion.com/Smileys/default/roll1.gif)
Thanks for sharing and cheers!
Markus