And now I'm the new one..

[Markus]

Coughs out some burning wool and grass and helps himself to another mutton haunch

[VladH]

I think that one Sheep needs lesson too....

*Stuffs sheep with habaneros*

[Markus]

Hey Sheepy,

you look so much better at once.

Wanna come over for a hot bath and a glass of wine? 

Cheers!

Markus

[Nighthawk]

Y'know, I don't eat cute things, but if something crosses my path with lethal intent, like, say, a hungry lion, I tend not to let myself get eaten.

Bearing that in mind, I defend myself...

[VladH]

Markus has right... come Sheepy come to this really hot and comfortable bath... here you will have some red wine and probably carrots, celery and onions too 

[The One]

Markus has right... come Sheepy come to this really hot and comfortable bath... here you will have some red wine and probably carrots, celery and onions too 

Oh, and don't forget the mines on the way, and the AK-47 Markus hides behind the tub.

[Nighthawk]

Markus has right... come Sheepy come to this really hot and comfortable bath... here you will have some red wine and probably carrots, celery and onions too 

Oh, and don't forget the mines on the way, and the AK-47 Markus hides behind the tub.

And the giant elephant behind which he hides the tub.


Bu he probably won't miss that little bit of scenery.

[Luth]

Hi!

Markus wrote that I have to write something about me.

Well... Im 17 and I come from Poland. I live in Leszno and I attend to high school...(sounds boring, huh?)
 I like beer, good music (metal,rock, blues and some classical), beer, read books. I heard Therion first time when I was 9 and my brother bought Theli, but I've written about it here http://www.megatherion.com/forum/index.php/topic,2261.90.html

A bit late, but I finally say:

weeeeelcome!!!!!! 

You'll find we're a very sane group of people, perhaps too serious... We hardly joke or make fun of ourselves. We think that life is to be only serious and never play.








































































JOKE!!!!! 

[Agnes]

our humour hehehehe welcome once again, rodaczko ps. forum zacznie działać jak Argas sie uda do Lubaczowa..bo serwer padł..trochę poczekamy

[Luth]

I think he will know about us with a simple fact:

-We have as active members a meat-eater sheep, a cat of mine (who seems to hate cats, btw), and the Almighty Capra.

What else can I say? 

[Agnes]

he? she!

[Sirius13]

he? she!

A good demonstration of why Luthy is still the greatest English-Killer amongst us! 

[Aluqak]

Sorry to say this, but you don't count.

Yep... and needless to say that the post of the "omnivorous-animal-...-thing....-whatever-of-the-forum" has already been taken .

Oh! and talknia about that:

I'm all skin and bone. If you can find a juicy part on me (and not yell: 'Ohmygod, how big it is!' when you do, 'cause that, I think, is not the kind of juicy part you had in mind), you're good.

Who need a juicy part when can make a soup? ... I mean, skin and bone, that's all what you need to do a great soup like the ones we do in my home-country.

[Nighthawk]

Oh! and talknia about that:

I'm all skin and bone. If you can find a juicy part on me (and not yell: 'Ohmygod, how big it is!' when you do, 'cause that, I think, is not the kind of juicy part you had in mind), you're good.

Who need a juicy part when can make a soup? ... I mean, skin and bone, that's all what you need to do a great soup like the ones we do in my home-country.

Soup? You know, I never thought of that... don't like soup, you see. Ah, in that case, I am poisonous and have the ability to kill you just by sitting back and doing nothing, owing to my eerie link with Murphy.

Bon apetite.