Author Topic: Irish Drinking Songs (Read 16817 times)

deathdancer · « **on:** May 18, 2006, 03:54:37 pm »

As High Priest comanded

Hear now, hear now! Irish Drinking Songs topic is opened. :iconmi77kl:
Only minors allowed here!

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deathdancer · « **Reply #1 on:** May 18, 2006, 03:55:33 pm »

Beer Beer Beer

A long time ago, way back in history,
when all there was to drink was nothin but cups of tea.
Along came a man by the name of Charlie Mops,
and he invented a wonderful drink and he made it out of hops.

He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king,
and to his praises we shall always sing.
Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer!
Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer
tiddly beer beer beer.

The Curtis bar, the James' Pub, the Hole in the Wall as well
one thing you can be sure of, its Charlie's beer they sell
so all ye lads a lasses at eleven O'clock ye stop
for five short seconds, remember Charlie Mops 1 2 3 4 5

He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king,
and to his praises we shall always sing.
Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer!
Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer
tiddly beer beer beer.

A barrel of malt, a bushel of hops, you stir it around with a stick,
the kind of lubrication to make your engine tick.
40 pints of wallop a day will keep away the quacks.
Its only eight pence hapenny and one and six in tax, 1 2 3 4 5

He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king,
and to his praises we shall always sing.
Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer!
Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer
tiddly beer beer beer.

The Lord bless Charlie Mops!

deathdancer · « **Reply #2 on:** May 18, 2006, 04:03:57 pm »

Sex and Beer

St. Paul in his letter to the Ephesians
Said, "It came to me upon a midnight clear
I finished writing all of my gospel
Now all I seem to want is sex and beer"

Marc Antony looked down on Caesar?s body
He said "Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me you ear
I did not come here to praise Caeser
I came here for sex and beer

Chorus
Sex and beer, sex and beer
Are the two things we hold dear
Sex and beer, sex and beer
Are the things we like ?round here

George Washington, he never crossed the Delaware
There was no midnight ride for Paul Revere
Ben Franklin never discovered electricity
They were too busy looking for sex and beer

(Chorus)

Charles Dickens gave us "Great Expectations"
Shakespeare gave us "Hamlet" and "King Lear"
Dostoyevsky gave us "Crime and Punishment"
Who the hell is gonna give us sex and beer

(Chorus)

From the city to the suburbs to the country
From the Southern to the Northern Hemisphere
They're holding a tremendous referendum
And everyone's choosing sex and beer

(Chorus)

They can take away my pride and my dignity
They can use up all my blood and sweat and tears
They can take away my name and give a number
But they can never take away my sex and beer

(Chorus)

We like sex and beer and sex and beer
And sex and beer
And sex
And beer

deathdancer · « **Reply #3 on:** May 18, 2006, 04:11:09 pm »

Whiskey in the Jar

As I was going over the far famed Kerry mountains
I met with captain Farrell and his money he was counting.
I first produced my pistol, and then produced my rapier.
Said stand and deliver, for I am a bold deceiver,

musha ring dumma do damma da
whack for the daddy 'ol
whack for the daddy 'ol
there's whiskey in the jar

I counted out his money, and it made a pretty penny.
I put it in my pocket and I took it home to Jenny.
She said and she swore, that she never would deceive me,
but the devil take the women, for they never can be easy

I went into my chamber, all for to take a slumber,
I dreamt of gold and jewels and for sure it was no wonder.
But Jenny took my charges and she filled them up with water,
Then sent for captain Farrel to be ready for the slaughter.

It was early in the morning, as I rose up for travel,
The guards were all around me and likewise captain Farrel.
I first produced my pistol, for she stole away my rapier,
But I couldn't shoot the water so a prisoner I was taken.

If anyone can aid me, it's my brother in the army,
If I can find his station down in Cork or in Killarney.
And if he'll come and save me, we'll go roving near Kilkenny,
And I swear he'll treat me better than me darling sportling Jenny

Now some men take delight in the drinking and the roving,
But others take delight in the gambling and the smoking.
But I take delight in the juice of the barley,
And courting pretty fair maids in the morning bright and early

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That's it for today...
Don't want you to get too drunk and forget reallity.

Altho... Reallity is illusion coused by insufficient amount of alcohol in the blood

The One · « **Reply #4 on:** May 19, 2006, 01:24:50 am »

Anyone here watches "Whose Line is it anyway?" It's got a game called Irish Drinking sings. I love what kind of topics they choose. Example: The divorce Irish Drinking song.
"...I'm so handsome I could get any woman
Everybody open for me the door
And when I enter
My pants fall on the floor..."

Elizabeth · « **Reply #5 on:** May 19, 2006, 02:01:00 pm »

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Only minors allowed here!
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That includes just very few people, DD

deathdancer · « **Reply #6 on:** May 19, 2006, 04:54:11 pm »

I know, but since we are discriminated, I now discriminate others.
Buahaha!!!!

Sirius13 · « **Reply #7 on:** May 19, 2006, 05:15:41 pm »

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I know, but since we are discriminated, I now discriminate others.
Buahaha!!!!
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I agree! Minors only here!

ViruS · « **Reply #8 on:** May 19, 2006, 05:57:43 pm »

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Only minors allowed here!

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:bawling: minors? i hate you

deathdancer · « **Reply #9 on:** May 19, 2006, 06:39:12 pm »

Ok, minors and everyone feeling like one.
lol

Luth · « **Reply #10 on:** May 19, 2006, 06:41:36 pm »

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Ok, minors and everyone feeling like one.
lol
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Me

(well... more or less... :c0857do: )

Sirius13 · « **Reply #11 on:** May 19, 2006, 06:43:11 pm »

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Yes, Luth! I fully agree that you're a minor.

...as long as you agree that I am too

deathdancer · « **Reply #12 on:** May 19, 2006, 09:04:28 pm »

Grandma that feels minor

We should call Eve here, lol

The One · « **Reply #13 on:** May 19, 2006, 09:41:21 pm »

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We should call Eve here, lol
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:roll1:
I'm a minor... :nanana:

ViruS · « **Reply #14 on:** May 19, 2006, 09:52:33 pm »

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Me

(well... more or less... :c0857do: )
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We all are minors! with Luthy in front :party43:

Elizabeth · « **Reply #15 on:** May 20, 2006, 10:29:03 am »

Good job, DD! Better now, we can all enjoy eerr...orange juice Irish drinking songs?!

P.S. Neah... beer rulz!

Markus · « **Reply #16 on:** May 20, 2006, 10:51:28 am »

Judging by behaviour, no grown-up has ever set a foot in this forum. So the lord bless Charlie Mops!

Cheers!

Markus

deathdancer · « **Reply #17 on:** May 20, 2006, 12:49:32 pm »

Fuck you I'm Drunk

I bang on the door, but she won't let me in
'Cause you're sick and tired of me reeking of gin
You lock all the doors from the front to the back
And left me a note telling me I should pack
I walk in the bar and the fella's all cheer
Order me up a whiskey and beer
If you ask me why I'm writting this poem
Some call it tavern, but I call it home

(Chorus)
Fuck you I'm Drunk, Fuck you I'm drunk
Pour my beer down the sink, I've got more in the trunk
Fuck you I'm drunk, Fuck you I'm drunk
And I'm gonna be drunk 'till the next time I'm drunk

You've given me an option, you said I must choose
'tween you an' the liquor, then I'll take the booze
I'm jumpin' on Western down to the southside
Where I'll sit down and exercise my Irish Pride

(Chorus)

deathdancer · « **Reply #18 on:** May 23, 2006, 08:40:31 am »

This topic has 18posts -1 (this spam post) = 17posts
*looks at Queen* :rolleyes:

Markus · « **Reply #19 on:** May 23, 2006, 08:42:59 am »

Right you are, deathy,

but it's not Therion-related.

So think of a new one that deals with Therion, and sooner than you think...

Cheers!

Markus

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Author Topic: Irish Drinking Songs (Read 16817 times)