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Offline Markus

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« on: March 14, 2006, 11:16:49 am »
Hi folks,

the shoutbox, the way we are using it now, is sucking the life out of the forum. Of course we can't have that. Nicely asking didn't help at all, so Luth and me decided to go evil. :ph34r:

So excessive shouting is to be punished very strictly from now on! If you shout more than you post, or if you shout stuff that actually belongs in the forums, ye shall feel our burning wrath!

Evil was we are, our ideas are still somewhat limited:

- Deprivation of cookies and alcohol.

- Diet for Aluqak, ban on explosives for Virus.

- Change of member status to "howler monkey", "hip-hopper" or "Britney-fan"

But what other terrors could be inflicted on excessive shouters? Your cruelest phantasies are needed!

Cheers!

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« Last Edit: March 16, 2006, 04:23:41 pm by Markus »
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« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2006, 12:07:52 pm »
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- Diet for Aluqak, ban on explosives for Virus.

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Correction, Markus: Diet WITH strict lunch times for Aluqak.

And: - Leave Luth without her English classes (I suppose she would rather enjoy getting rid of them)

        - No more beheehheees for me? :unsure:
« Last Edit: March 14, 2006, 12:09:43 pm by Elizabeth »
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« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2006, 12:50:54 pm »
Actually I thought of giving Aluqak no food at all, Liv. But you're right: Serving him some small appetizers at fixed times would be even crueler!

No more beeheehees for you, and no fresh grass, either.

Not sure how I could be punished if necessary, though.

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« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2006, 01:26:16 pm »
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Actually I thought of giving Aluqak no food at all, Liv. But you're right: Serving him some small appetizers at fixed times would be even crueler!

No more beeheehees for you, and no fresh grass, either.

Not sure how I could be punished if necessary, though.

Cheers!

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Heeyy  what do you mean no fresh grass for the sheep :angry: .. and how will i recognize her without the behehhee  :rolleyes: ? YOu will be punished also Markus !
I give up my nuclear weapons  when sheepy is allow fresh grass in the morning every day  :blush:

Do we make a deal?
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« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2006, 01:51:33 pm »
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Not sure how I could be punished if necessary, though.
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Oh c'mon man! that's an easy one! We can ask Luth to change your status to f.u.
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« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2006, 01:54:07 pm »
That's so sweet of you, Virus!

[whisper]But if I deserve a punishment for beeehheehee-ing too much on the Shoutbox, I wil accept it, Markus! Just get the freaking weapons!!![/whisper]

Of course you'll get your punishment, Markus: no more Invocations for you! :evil:

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« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2006, 01:59:56 pm »
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That's so sweet of you, Virus!

[whisper]But if I deserve a punishment for beeehheehee-ing too much on the Shoutbox, I wil accept it, Markus! Just get the freaking weapons!!![/whisper]

Of course you'll get your punishment, Markus: no more Invocations for you! :evil:

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All my weapons all armed  :wub:  So Markus deal or not? every morning fresh grass for sheepy and allow her to Behehehehe on the Sb .. that's my offer

As for you're punishment i have some ideas ..

1 . Without our queen you are dead so it come to me head "Let's hide Luth for a while"
2 . Yes no invocations for you
3 . I will get Capra back on the forum to eat you down (i have private number) ahaha
4 . NO more beers for you
5 . I will sell you at a licitation 2000 cookies becouse you are high priest  :rolleyes:
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« Reply #7 on: March 14, 2006, 02:02:22 pm »
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3 . I will get Capra back on the forum
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Great idea :iconmi77kl: *preheats oven*
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« Reply #8 on: March 14, 2006, 02:22:14 pm »
Geez, Aluqak, are you ever full?!  :blink:
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« Reply #9 on: March 14, 2006, 03:20:41 pm »
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Geez, Aluqak, are you ever full?!  :blink:
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Nope, I'm never full (that's why I'm always eating)... sometimes I'm a little fool though ;)
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« Reply #10 on: March 14, 2006, 05:46:29 pm »
Ouch, these are truely terrible ideas you have in store for me. I promise to behave!

Virus, there's no deal to be made: As long as Liv beehees in the forums, too, she'll get fresh, scented grass and herbs every single day. :)

Cheers!

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« Reply #11 on: March 14, 2006, 08:49:03 pm »
Phew! *thinks of opening a new topic, for that cookie truck Luth promised*

Luth, do those cookies come in chocolate and grass too?

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« Reply #12 on: March 14, 2006, 10:46:47 pm »
Interessant ideas...  :evil:

Please, keep posting to avoid the mighty-fluffy one come back!  :ph34r:

For Markus, the punishment can be a solar/lunar eclipse every day and night: and CLOUDS every day 24h!

For Aluqak, all the eternity with cookies on the ground and trees full of capras hanging; when Aluqak tries to get any cookie, cookies go down and dissapear; when Aluqak tries to get any Capra to put it in the owen, the trees grow up and he can't reach them.

For Virus, I'll keep all explosives far from him.

For Elisabeth, no more grass, and banning Virus from here.

For Sirius13, we can give him some drug to avoid any dream; and he can be named as "the worse English humor in the net".

For me... correcting me every little error in English would be really terrible  :afraid1:

Fot the others... I'll keep thinking  :nanana:
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« Reply #13 on: March 14, 2006, 10:51:47 pm »
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For me... correcting me every little error in English would be really terrible  :afraid1:
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Don't worry Luth - no-one has that much free time  ^_^

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« Reply #14 on: March 15, 2006, 06:44:09 pm »
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For Elisabeth, no more grass, and banning Virus from here.
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You'd rather be making me a favour, Luth  :nanana:

Welcome back, Sirius!

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« Reply #15 on: March 15, 2006, 07:59:00 pm »
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You'd rather be making me a favour, Luth  :nanana:


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 :o  :bawling:  Hahaha what a joke ahahaa  -_-  Yes ban me Luth ban me :| NO sense for me to stay here

Making a favour can't belive it no :|
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