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Offline Markus

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« on: February 02, 2006, 09:14:00 am »
Real Therion fans...

...use words like "Pleroma" or "A'arab zaraq" as naturally as others say "Apple pie".

...don't call each other to come to a chat room, they invoke.

...sing loudly in languages others have never even heard of.

...complain that "Some more growls would be nice." - in an opera.

...know that NTSMS is not the latest super-cough from Asia.

What did I forget?
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« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2006, 09:23:55 am »
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Real Therion fans...

...use words like "Pleroma" or "A'arab zaraq" as naturally as others say "Apple pie".

...don't call each other to come to a chat room, they invoke.

...sing loudly in languages others have never even heard of.

...complain that "Some more growls would be nice." - in an opera.

...know that NTSMS is not the latest super-cough from Asia.

What did I forget?
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Sorry, just now I have no time, but I promise I'll think about what Markus may have forget...  :P
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« Reply #2 on: February 03, 2006, 09:39:56 am »
Real Therion fans...

...use words like "Pleroma" or "A'arab zaraq" as naturally as others say "Apple pie".

...don't call each other to come to a chat room, they invoke.

...sing loudly in languages others have never even heard of.

...complain that "Some more growls would be nice." - in an opera.

...know that NTSMS is not the latest super-cough from Asia.

...surprise their English teacher with words like "delineate", "astral", "solstice" or "lucidity" :P
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« Reply #3 on: February 03, 2006, 09:54:18 am »
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...surprise their English teacher with words like "delineate", "astral", "solstice" or "lucidity" :P
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Of course I am a real Therion fan... and I'll act as I might to  -_-
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« Reply #4 on: February 05, 2006, 10:55:28 am »
Real Therion fans...

-Headbang while playing ouverture of the "Music for the Royal Fireworks" (Händel)
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« Reply #5 on: February 05, 2006, 11:04:01 am »
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-Headbang while playing ouverture of the "Music for the Royal Fireworks" (Händel)
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« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2006, 01:02:31 am »
...real Therion fans will give money to TheOFFman so he can go to Vienna cause the whole thing would not make sence without him.  :unsure:
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« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2006, 05:49:04 pm »
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« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2006, 09:01:09 pm »
Real Therion fans are longing to enter the official fansite, as well as they hate the official fansite! They create an anti-official fansite and make a forum of it. They swear they'll never enter the elytist fansite, but they join all in few time.  They are the more active members of the official fansite, as well as they post every day in the official anti-official fansite, and they try to destroy the official fansite. They also try to treason the gods in the official anti-official fansite, but they love both, the official fansite and the official anti-official fansite.

All that and more. If not, you're not a real Therion fan!  :ph34r:
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« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2006, 09:22:20 pm »
Can real Therion fans have a headache after reading the last Luthien's post? :unsure:
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« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2006, 09:27:29 pm »
They're supposed to, Aluqak. But they read it over and over again, anyway. :)
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« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2006, 09:36:01 pm »
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Can real Therion fans have a headache after reading the last Luthien's post?

They can, of course. That was what I tried to  :evil:

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They're supposed to, Aluqak. But they read it over and over again, anyway.

Have you finally understood my post? :ph34r:

Who won't be able to understand it, is not a real Therion fan!!!!  :pop:
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« Reply #12 on: February 08, 2006, 09:41:26 pm »
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Have you finally understood my post? :ph34r:

Who won't be able to understand it, is not a real Therion fan!!!!  :pop:
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After an ATA I have understood it.

And now I'll eat three more headache pills.

Cheers!

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« Reply #13 on: February 08, 2006, 10:04:05 pm »
What's an ATA?  :unsure:
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« Reply #14 on: February 08, 2006, 10:07:42 pm »
ATA is a palindrome. :D It stands for "Advanced Text Analysis" (and was made up just before I posted it).

In fact, I even performed an ALTA. :P But this one is easy to guess for a Real Therion Fan.

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« Reply #15 on: February 08, 2006, 10:47:23 pm »
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In fact, I even performed an ALTA. :P But this one is easy to guess for a Real Therion Fan.
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Of course, it is contrary of a BAJA... :unsure:... I think I'm better to go and take some sleep.
... and a couple of tylenols :blink:
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« Reply #16 on: February 09, 2006, 11:28:53 am »
Wow, what an advertising slogan: "Tylenol - The  :blink: biologist's choice"

Selling this slogan should get us the money to send OFFy and all other Real Therion Fans ™ to Vienna.

After your sleep you may have deciphered the true meaning of ALTA: It stands for "Advanced Luth-Text Analysis". A difficult technology that can only be applied by - you guess it - Real Therion Fans ™.

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