Some of the new laws:
(This post is sponsored by Therion, B.C. Rich guitars and E-Bay, promoters to our Revolution)
-HAIL THERION! And all bands that lie within the boundaries of decency.
-If you are found listening to crap you will be put to death.
-Cats may live, yet, if any offense is done to a human, the cat will be put to death.
-Unbelievers will recieve punishments according to the severity of their heresy:
-Level 1 heresy: You will be forcedly recruited into our regime.
-Level 2 heresy: You will be sent a briefcase full of guts and if you accept the regime, you can join us, if not, you'll be put to death.
-Level 3 heresy: Death at sight.
-Murmaider is illegal, those underwater beasts are an endangered species.
-Military service is encouraged. Start playing one of the following weapons at a young age to be eligible to join our armed forces:
-Electric Guitar
-Electric Bass
-Drums
-Keyboards (within the boundaries of decency!)
-Misuse of your weapons will result in the government taking action. Based on how offensive you have been, punishments range from confiscation of your weapon to being put to death.
Benefits of joining us:
-You will recieve a free subscription to my monthly magazine "Theocratic Dictatorship", with updates on what is happenning in NTSMS.
-You will recieve a free staff for evil sorcery. If ou wish not to get one, send a letter to your leader (AKA me) and we can settle it.
-Every Christmas, there is a raffle for a B.C. Rich Warbeast guitar. It is not mandatory to participate, but the money from the raffle tickets goes to the maintenance of our regime. Besides, everyone wants a B.C. Rich guitar, don't you? (If a raffle is not held, blame B.C. Rich, not me!)
Welcome to the new regime, I hope you enjoy it.
