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Title: Revolution - yawn!
Post by: Markus on February 01, 2006, 09:58:47 pm: Hi folks,

apparently you are getting tired of the current revolution. I am for sure. :lol:

So can't we just assume that it has taken place already? Our greedy king Deedee I and his queen Eresh I have been beheaded and fed to the Fluffy One. By a great miracle they were revived shortly after that. So everyone can get back to what he's best at:

- Luth can be the queen of a nation that just won't obey, anyway.

- Ereshkigal can be the queen of the underworld, i.e. the dead and those of us that are so drunk they actually seem 3/4 dead. In other words: Half NTSMS all the time.

- Deathdancer can dream of the next revolution as soon as his neck stops aching.

- My humble self can leave his monk's cell and be high priest of Notessomes again.

How does that sound?

Cheers!

Markus
Title: Revolution - yawn!
Post by: Luth on February 01, 2006, 10:09:04 pm: I was about to ask for something like that, after so tiring revolution. Thanks Markus for your help here... you're our Priest, you enlighten us to Notessomes light!!

All right guys? :pop:
Title: Revolution - yawn!
Post by: Aluqak on February 01, 2006, 11:07:00 pm: So, that was all about? to put Luthien back on power?
Nooo way José :ph34r:
*starts plotting a new revolution.... again*

Oh! and about this:
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- Ereshkigal can be the queen of the underworld, i.e. the dead and those of us that are so drunk they actually seem 3/4 dead. In other words: Half NTSMS all the time.
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I have no problem with Eresh being the Queen of the underworld, but I still have a question: Who the hell belongs to the other half NTSMS?... I mean, the un-dead and/or un-drunk? (even the Fluffy one is always drinking!)

So, from this point point of view, Luthien is whose Queen, if most of us are dead and/or drunk? :ph34r:
Title: Revolution - yawn!
Post by: Sirius13 on February 01, 2006, 11:37:47 pm: Can anybody tell me if I was on the winning side? :unsure:
Title: Revolution - yawn!
Post by: deathdancer on February 02, 2006, 12:01:16 am: DeeDee, hahaha

We need to find another game...
Revolution WAS fun
One Word Game WAS fun
Capra probably still is fun (for how long I don't know)
The cookies are geting realy anoing, I see cookies everywhere now. My head can't handle all those TS cookies anymore.

We need a NEW GAME!!!!
any ideas?
Wheel don't just discus them, start opening new topics, NOW!!!!
Title: Revolution - yawn!
Post by: Ereshkigal on February 02, 2006, 03:18:11 am: Quote
Hi folks,

apparently you are getting tired of the current revolution. I am for sure. :lol:

So can't we just assume that it has taken place already? Our greedy king Deedee I and his queen Eresh I have been beheaded and fed to the Fluffy One. By a great miracle they were revived shortly after that.
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Can I just have my head back? :unsure:
Title: Revolution - yawn!
Post by: Markus on February 02, 2006, 09:02:30 am: HI folks,

ok, Aluqak, you can join dd in dreaming of new revolutions. :) And as I said you need to be so drunk to appear 3/4 dead to fall under Ereh's reign, so there are always a few of us left who can disobey Luth.

Rick, why, of course you were the glorious winner! Dunno what you won, but you surely won!

Eresh, I thought you got that back during your resurrection. :huh: Is it still missing? Ouch... You'll get it by UPS in a couple of days, then!

Cheers!

Markus
Title: Revolution - yawn!
Post by: Aluqak on February 02, 2006, 06:36:19 pm: So, it was Eresh's head! :nosweat:
Perhaps, I shouldn't have put it into the thrash when I was cleaning up the mess :innocent:.
Well, anyway... let's see if we can find you another one, Eresh... What do you think of this one: ----> :alien2:?

So, if I understood correctly, I have to be sober in order to disobey Luth. That's it?
Man, what a cruel system we have here!
Stay sober... :mad3:

Sirus: Of course you were in the winning side! you won.... :unsure:
*looks around for some cheap price*
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Well, we still have some chairs left :D. There you go: :chair:
Title: Revolution - yawn!
Post by: Markus on February 02, 2006, 06:52:22 pm: Hi Aluqak,

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So, if I understood correctly, I have to be sober in order to disobey Luth. That's it?
Man, what a cruel system we have here!
Stay sober... :mad3:
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put some more trust in the divine wisdom of Notessomes, my friend! :pop: When you're sober, you may disobey Luth. When you're drunk enough, you may additionally disobey Eresh. :D

Cheers!

Markus
Title: Revolution - yawn!
Post by: Sirius13 on February 02, 2006, 08:20:56 pm: Quote
Well, we still have some chairs left :D. There you go: :chair:
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Hey! *owuch* thanks *ow, ow!* Alu *owWW!* qak, that's a *ow, ow, Ouch!!* great prize - you *owWWW!!!* are soo *man that hurts* kind, as always *crawls away and dies of chair wounds*
Title: Revolution - yawn!
Post by: Luth on February 02, 2006, 08:24:44 pm: All we, pray for Sirius' soul -_- Hope he will be in a non-revolutionarist place, rounded by cookies and free of chairs :pop:
Title: Revolution - yawn!
Post by: Aluqak on February 02, 2006, 08:36:23 pm: Quote
put some more trust in the divine wisdom of Notessomes, my friend! :pop: When you're sober, you may disobey Luth. When you're drunk enough, you may additionally disobey Eresh. :D
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Wow! now I understand why you are the higest priest of the Notessomes. I haven't seen it like that. That's great! :iconmi77kl:

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All we, pray for Sirius' soul -_- Hope he will be in a non-revolutionarist place, rounded by cookies and free of chairs :pop:
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:pop: He'll be back, you just have to say the magic word and he'll revive automatically..
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:pop: BOOZE! :pop:
Title: Revolution - yawn!
Post by: Sirius13 on February 02, 2006, 11:00:11 pm: Quote
:pop: BOOZE! :pop:
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zzzzzzzzzzz * the long eternal sleep of death *

zzzzz *splutter * zzz z ...huh?

*drags dead body up into sitting position *

Say what?! Did somebody call my name? :)
Title: Revolution - yawn!
Post by: Elizabeth on February 13, 2006, 07:58:28 pm: As I am a *blush* newbe, I've been reading through this older stuff you wrote here... and find it write interesting (read "Oh my, these people are plainly out
of their very minds").

Still... as I never got drunk in my entire (and short) life, seems like I should be disobeying Luth, right?

*disobeys Luth in... eerr.. whatever*

Another thing: this cannot go on like this. Such smart folks around here, and no intense activity! I want an interesting topic, or I shall take it by force!
(read, start one, if I find the right subject).

Namarie!
Title: Revolution - yawn!
Post by: Sirius13 on February 13, 2006, 08:17:55 pm: Quote
As I am a *blush* newbe, I've been reading through this older stuff you wrote here... and find it write interesting (read "Oh my, these people are plainly out
of their very minds").

Still... as I never got drunk in my entire (and short) life, seems like I should be disobeying Luth, right?

*disobeys Luth in... eerr.. whatever*

Another thing: this cannot go on like this. Such smart folks around here, and no intense activity! I want an interesting topic, or I shall take it by force!
(read, start one, if I find the right subject).

Namarie!
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Hi Elizabeth, please do start new topics whenever you like! Nobody is a 'newbe' here - if you're in then you are in!

...if you're not in, then you risk the eternal curse of Luth's wrath. But then you still get that in here anyway! :wacko:

Ah Hell, there's no escaping that damn wrath...

..er anyway... please post new topics! :D You will find yourself blessed in the glow of Luth's merciful glory! She adores new posts, y'know.

*goes off to look for those mystical 'smart folks' you mentioned*
Title: Revolution - yawn!
Post by: Ereshkigal on February 14, 2006, 03:42:44 am: Quote
Well, anyway... let's see if we can find you another one, Eresh... What do you think of this one: ----> :alien2:?
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Aluqak, I have been testing this head, and it is not working...maybe because it is not mine? :unsure:

I have three eyes and they all want to do their own thing. Not to mention I have to eat through my ear and I lack nosetrils :bawling:

Where is my head?
:unsure:
Title: Revolution - yawn!
Post by: Sirius13 on February 14, 2006, 10:02:29 am: Quote
Aluqak, I have been testing this head, and it is not working...maybe because it is not mine? :unsure:

I have three eyes and they all want to do their own thing. Not to mention I have to eat through my ear and I lack nosetrils :bawling:

Where is my head?
:unsure:
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But that new head suits you so well! :D
Title: Revolution - yawn!
Post by: Ereshkigal on February 15, 2006, 03:06:02 am: :blink:

Let's exchange. I give you this green one and you give me yours, since you like it so much :D

What do you say?
Title: Revolution - yawn!
Post by: Markus on February 15, 2006, 08:55:50 am: Well, Eresh,

he said that the new head suits you, and I must agree there. squints at Rick Take Rick himself, for example. He would look terrible with it, while you look truely majestic.

But if you want your old head back - can't you grow yourself an identical one?

Cheers!

Markus
Title: Revolution - yawn!
Post by: Elizabeth on February 15, 2006, 12:09:34 pm: Or seed it in a pot! :w00t:
Title: Revolution - yawn!
Post by: TheOFFman on February 15, 2006, 07:04:17 pm: Viva la revolucion!!
Title: Re: Revolution - yawn!
Post by: Sirius13 on December 03, 2007, 06:27:14 pm: Revolution!!! :wicking: :chair: :fireevil: :alien: :muaha:
Title: Re: Revolution - yawn!
Post by: The One on December 03, 2007, 06:28:17 pm: Be ready for my Theocratic Disctatorship! :evil2: :pop:
Title: Re: Revolution - yawn!
Post by: Sirius13 on December 03, 2007, 06:42:44 pm: oh yes! about time :ninja:
Title: Re: Revolution - yawn!
Post by: The One on December 03, 2007, 06:59:51 pm: Some of the new laws:
(This post is sponsored by Therion, B.C. Rich guitars and E-Bay, promoters to our Revolution)
-HAIL THERION! And all bands that lie within the boundaries of decency.
-If you are found listening to crap you will be put to death.
-Cats may live, yet, if any offense is done to a human, the cat will be put to death.
-Unbelievers will recieve punishments according to the severity of their heresy:
-Level 1 heresy: You will be forcedly recruited into our regime.
-Level 2 heresy: You will be sent a briefcase full of guts and if you accept the regime, you can join us, if not, you'll be put to death.
-Level 3 heresy: Death at sight.
-Murmaider is illegal, those underwater beasts are an endangered species.
-Military service is encouraged. Start playing one of the following weapons at a young age to be eligible to join our armed forces:
-Electric Guitar
-Electric Bass
-Drums
-Keyboards (within the boundaries of decency!)
-Misuse of your weapons will result in the government taking action. Based on how offensive you have been, punishments range from confiscation of your weapon to being put to death.

Benefits of joining us:
-You will recieve a free subscription to my monthly magazine "Theocratic Dictatorship", with updates on what is happenning in NTSMS.
-You will recieve a free staff for evil sorcery. If ou wish not to get one, send a letter to your leader (AKA me) and we can settle it.
-Every Christmas, there is a raffle for a B.C. Rich Warbeast guitar. It is not mandatory to participate, but the money from the raffle tickets goes to the maintenance of our regime. Besides, everyone wants a B.C. Rich guitar, don't you? (If a raffle is not held, blame B.C. Rich, not me!)

Welcome to the new regime, I hope you enjoy it.
Title: Re: Revolution - yawn!
Post by: Sirius13 on December 03, 2007, 07:04:42 pm: Quote from: The One on December 03, 2007, 06:59:51 pm
Welcome to the new regime, I hope you enjoy it.

I don't... I hope it makes you all SUFFERrrrrrrrrrrrggghhh!!
Title: Re: Revolution - yawn!
Post by: Aluqak on December 04, 2007, 12:43:16 am: Quote from: The One on December 03, 2007, 06:59:51 pm
-Cats may live...
I don't agree with this one :ninja:

Quote from: The One on December 03, 2007, 06:59:51 pm
-Cats may live, yet, if any offense is done to a human, the cat will be put to death.
No, wait a minute, I know of a few (millions of) cats that have offended me deeply. When do we start the massacre... ahem... I mean, the cleaning :wicking:
Title: Re: Revolution - yawn!
Post by: deathdancer on December 04, 2007, 12:52:37 am: I'm tired :ninja:
Going to sleep and will lead revolution in the morning :nosweat:
Title: Re: Revolution - yawn!
Post by: Sirius13 on December 04, 2007, 12:58:51 am: Quote from: deathdancer on December 04, 2007, 12:52:37 am
Going to sleep and will lead revolution in the morning :nosweat:
Nono, new leader is already in place :biggrin:

- big revolution already happened (check shout box history for the rising of The Mighty One :bow:)

:ninja: :fish: :evil2: :drunk: :alien: :evil:

Kill Kill Kill!!!

Luthy has been deposed. :ninja:
Title: Re: Revolution - yawn!
Post by: deathdancer on December 04, 2007, 01:25:09 am: I'm...
:bawl:

...FIRED?! :afaid:

:tomat:
Title: Re: Revolution - yawn!
Post by: Luth on December 04, 2007, 02:25:31 pm: I won't be able to enter here TOO MUCH... but I CAN!!!

So... get your asses out of MY THRONE!!!!!

I won't give it to anyone!!!!!!

My preciooooooooussssssss!!!!!
Title: Re: Revolution - yawn!
Post by: Sirius13 on December 04, 2007, 07:17:58 pm: Quote from: deathdancer on December 04, 2007, 01:25:09 am
I'm...
:bawl:

...FIRED?! :afaid:

:tomat:

No way!! You are chief revolutionary... we are saving you for the COUNTER-revolution. :ninja:

It already seems that The Mighty One has introduced some pretty senseless laws that are just simply intolerable! ...they are just too cat friendly!! I think the fickle masses (Me & Al) are ready for change!!

:wicking:

Promise us general cat-hatred! But make it in a way not to offend Luthy too much! But still steal her throne! :wacko:

You get the picture... we're right behind you!! :drunk:
Title: Re: Revolution - yawn!
Post by: Loke on December 05, 2007, 01:31:54 am: Did I miss anything ???

yo yo yo :bawl:
Title: Re: Revolution - yawn!
Post by: Nighthawk on December 20, 2007, 01:49:40 am: Quote from: Loke on December 05, 2007, 01:31:54 am

Did I miss anything ???

yo yo yo :bawl:
I've just been crowned as the King of the Universe and there was talk about virgins and gilt-free sex.

Or at least that's how I understood it.
Title: Re: Revolution - yawn!
Post by: Beshtija on December 20, 2007, 06:31:37 am: Quote from: Nighthawk on December 20, 2007, 01:49:40 am
I've just been crowned as the King of the Universe and there was talk about virgins and gilt-free sex.

Or at least that's how I understood it.
Gilt (pig) - An immature female pig which has birthed fewer than two litters. :blink:

*hides all the cats and plans how to get them to safety*
Title: Re: Revolution - yawn!
Post by: Loke on December 28, 2007, 12:10:23 am: I definetely missed something :(

yo yo yo
Title: Re: Revolution - yawn!
Post by: Sheep on February 12, 2008, 09:59:20 am: Sooner or later... the country will be mine... so tremble with fear humanity... you have not much time... and I don't know the meaning of word "mercy" - is it a kind of tasty grass or something? Some heads are soon to fall from their necks... as the Priest is not here, and Dark Queen hides behind the wall of drinks, and deedee is not as strong as he used to be... the victory will be swift and sweet...

So let's start our war... it will be small starting from guerilla tactics where small groups of our sheeps will gain control over key parts of NTSMS... and you will never seen it coming... but not now... you will never know when...
Title: Re: Revolution - yawn!
Post by: Loke on February 15, 2008, 02:53:14 am: I trully must pick up a side to fight , or not ...i dont even know

yo yo yo
Title: Re: Revolution - yawn!
Post by: Lucy on February 15, 2008, 08:56:14 am: Nah... :) NTSMS civil wars usually look like a mosh pit, not between different sides, but everyone pushing each other, only for fun! :pop:
Title: Re: Revolution - yawn!
Post by: deathdancer on February 15, 2008, 12:57:00 pm: This sounds like Peter Jackson's movie "black sheep" :afaid:
With bunch of weresheeps (as in werewolfs)
Title: Re: Revolution - yawn!
Post by: VladH on February 15, 2008, 05:53:45 pm: Oh no... I feel the sheep grasps my mind again... nooooooo!!!!!!!

We shall obey... the Sheep must rule... the others will follow...

Yaaaaaaaaaaarghhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :wicking:

Broke it... phew... was so close... bot for how long?