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From the depths of R'lyeh...
« on: June 08, 2010, 09:00:48 pm »
I'm Hatecraft, portuguese, member of Megatherion forums for a while and I just decided to join this amusing forum. I've been a fan of Therion for some 5-6 years - I love Heavy Metal and classical music and I'm able to evaluate their songs both in a personal and a more impartial way. I'm also a major adept of some of the themes contained in Thomas Karlsson's lyrics (whose books I'm eager to read) and I hope we can debate them ;)

Say hello, everyone!

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Re: From the depths of R'lyeh...
« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2010, 10:53:23 pm »
:welcome: Hatecraft!

May I assume that you write very canny stories about never-sunken towns, the non-existence of weird beings and the straightforwardness of the universe? :biggrin:

Anyway, something tells me we'll have lots of fun together. :ninja:

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Re: From the depths of R'lyeh...
« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2010, 04:47:41 pm »
Welcome, Hatecraft! Waves to the newest NTSMS member

Remember, once you are in, there's no turning back. :wink2: So keep sharing your thoughts, joking and partying with us! :yeha:

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Re: From the depths of R'lyeh...
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2010, 05:21:33 pm »
Welcome to NTSMS.
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Re: From the depths of R'lyeh...
« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2010, 05:48:47 pm »
:cht: Reality no more! :cht:
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Re: From the depths of R'lyeh...
« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2010, 05:55:55 pm »
:roll:

If he's not scared away right in the beginning, he might become one of the Great Old NTSMS members! :lol3:

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Re: From the depths of R'lyeh...
« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2010, 06:53:01 pm »
:roll:

If he's not scared away right in the beginning, he might become one of the Great Old NTSMS members! :lol3:

I guess I'm in ;)

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Re: From the depths of R'lyeh...
« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2010, 06:59:26 pm »
Oooooops, you missed the Royal Welcoming!!  :innocent:

What can I say not already said? Well... perhaps only ask you if you're one of the conspirators or not. Maybe I may ask you how many revolutions per week you're used to start, and how many you're in right now. It would be wise enough to ask you if you own the right madness level required.

  :cht: :cht2: All that and giving you the warmest and Chtulhest welcome of all  :cht: :cht2:
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Re: From the depths of R'lyeh...
« Reply #8 on: June 09, 2010, 07:03:52 pm »
Chtulhest :cht: :cht2:


I can't stop laughing at this one! :roll:

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Re: From the depths of R'lyeh...
« Reply #9 on: June 09, 2010, 07:05:45 pm »
Chtulhest :cht: :cht2:


I can't stop laughing at this one! :roll:

English language is so flexible... Perhaps we must create our own NTSMS language... Or Englthulhu...  :whistle: :cht: :whistle:
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Re: From the depths of R'lyeh...
« Reply #10 on: June 09, 2010, 07:06:45 pm »
To all those outside the royal family...
There's a meeting on Wednesday night, at Comrade Trotsky's apartment. :ninja:
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Re: From the depths of R'lyeh...
« Reply #11 on: June 09, 2010, 07:10:35 pm »
BEWARE!!!! I have  :cht: on my side!

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Re: From the depths of R'lyeh...
« Reply #12 on: June 09, 2010, 07:13:26 pm »
I would LOVE to go... but one of the side effects of NTSMS made me to like cats... :blush:






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Re: From the depths of R'lyeh...
« Reply #13 on: June 09, 2010, 07:20:40 pm »
Comrade :cht: cannot be a counterrevolutionary! He is one of the most loyal supporters of the revolution and the theories of Siriusism-Aluqakism, as displayed in his works The Standards of living of the R'lyehian Working Class, Dialectic of the Great Old Ones and The Systems of Aristocracy and Feline Cults...





...Did I just say that out loud? :afaid: :ninja:
No matter, make way for Siriusism-Aluqakism, and it's most glorious representation...
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Re: From the depths of R'lyeh...
« Reply #14 on: June 10, 2010, 11:44:07 am »
Fact: Lovey-dovey-crafty loved cats.
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Re: From the depths of R'lyeh...
« Reply #15 on: June 10, 2010, 12:17:58 pm »
The revelations I am about to make must seem the ramblings of an utter madman. My own judgement would have been the same before I encountered those cosmic horrors from beyond which are so undescribable that I cannot even hope to describe them, so I can only tell you that these horrors were horrible and the terrors truly terrible. But today all the evidence I've found make me wonder whether the horrible horrors from beyond and the terrible terrors from the gulfs outside space and time were really just figments of my imagination. I desparately hope they were, because otherwise the world will soon face horrible horrors from beyond and terrible terrors from the gulfs outside space and time. But if, as I hope, those horrible horrors from beyond and the terrible terrors from the gulfs outside space and time came just from my imagination - why did the strange-looking stones I've found in the woods with the horrible horrors from beyond and the terrible terrors from the gulfs outside space and time look so strange?

Of R'lyeh you speak, the unhallowed sunken city of horrible horrors from beyond and of terrible terrors from the gulfs outside space and time, and of its working class you speak. But there is no working class in that detestable Cyclopean city of horrible horrors from beyond and of terrible terrors from the gulfs outside space and time! There is but a sleeping class, and all that sleep there are dead. Or are they not, as the dreaded Necronomicon of the mad Arab Abdul al-Hazred whispers about those horrible horrors from beyond and those terrible terrors from the gulfs outside space and time? Be they dead or not, there is only one class in R'lyeh, hence its society must be called classless. In a classless society all are dead, or not, or not undead. This is whither Siriusism-Aluqakism leads us: To the horrible horrors from beyond and the terrible terrors from the gulfs outside space and time!
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Re: From the depths of R'lyeh...
« Reply #16 on: June 10, 2010, 12:29:05 pm »
There's one important part missing: Creatures so hideous and horrible that you can't take out of your mind, but you refuse to tell what they looked like, or even don't remember what they looked like, which is a complete paradox.

Oh, and fresh specimens. Herbert West ftw  :cht2:

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Re: From the depths of R'lyeh...
« Reply #17 on: June 10, 2010, 12:57:57 pm »
Indeed! Detestably disgusting, overly odorous, blasphemously bubbling, creepily creeping creatures!

Ummm... Mr. Whitebeard-on-a-Cloud knows I know how to babble blasphemously, but how does one bubble blasphemously? :unsure:

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Re: From the depths of R'lyeh...
« Reply #18 on: June 10, 2010, 01:05:16 pm »
This is whither Siriusism-Aluqakism leads us: To the horrible horrors from beyond and the terrible terrors from the gulfs outside space and time!

To conquer such horrors we have Comrade :cht:, who will aid us in the establishment of a Siriusist-Aluqakist State. :biggrin:
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Re: From the depths of R'lyeh...
« Reply #19 on: June 10, 2010, 04:12:55 pm »
Comrade :cht: IS one of the horrible horrors from beyond and the terrible terrors from the gulfs outside space and time! That's like asking :fireevil: to help against the heat.
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