Hehe, Kris,
today my parents bought a new cell-phone, too. If yours have been stone-age-phones, theirs must be pre-stone-age.
They wanted a simple one without many additional functions, just for phoning, but they did take one with a cam.
No heads to be bitten off, though. Admittedly, some of the earlier models - especially by Nokia - did that, but today this occurs only in very rare cases.
Enjoy your new one!
Cheers!
Markus