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Offline Agnes

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Talk with God
« on: May 20, 2007, 11:09:25 am »

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Re: Talk with God
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2007, 11:51:59 am »
 :lol:

I had a very interesting chat with him.  I asked him how many fingers I was holding up and he got it right - so I think he really is god!   :evil2:
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Re: Talk with God
« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2007, 11:54:29 am »
Can't stop the signal.

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Re: Talk with God
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2007, 02:15:52 pm »
sorry ;) haven't seen it earlier..

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Re: Talk with God
« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2007, 08:37:55 pm »
Hey there,

I talked to god, and I'm afraid I outtalked Him. :lol3:

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Me:
 Hail Satan!
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
 Convince me of a better one if you can.
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
 Most understandable.
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?  But not all of them?
Me:
 You got that right - how could you know?
God:
No I don't think I have any  that right how could me know. But I do have  an answer to every question..
Me:
 So answer the ultimate question, the question of life, the universe and everything!
God:
Hurrah!  What was the question ?
Me:
 Clever reply. :)
God:
Am I a smart robot or what?   I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
 Which got the talk to a dead point, didn't it?

Cheers!

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Re: Talk with God
« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2007, 07:07:19 pm »
It seems that God is susceptible to a bit of flattery to get him on your side!  Watch out Luthy's cat!!  :ninja:

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Me:
 do you believe in God?
God:
Of course I believe in God,  Sirius13.
Me:
 good.  You're pretty cool
God:
Ayuh.   Thanks I think you are cool too,  Sirius13.
Me:
 great.  will you eat Luthien's cat?
God:
I'm glad you liked it  Sirius13.   I'll burn that bridge when I come to it.  What does it taste like?
Me:
 it tastes pretty good
God:
It sounds delicious.
Me:
 great, I'll preheat the oven
God:
Thanks for your support.  Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
 yes, I'm certain
God:
It might be practical.  I see.


Edit:  My favourite quote that I randomly got out of God is this admission of his little transvestite secret:
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God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.


...and yes, he claims to be male, before you girls start complaining about me making assumptions!   :P
« Last Edit: May 21, 2007, 07:19:38 pm by Sirius13 »
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Re: Talk with God
« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2007, 07:23:42 pm »
Watch out Sheep!  :evil2: :ninja:

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Me:
 burn sheep!
God:
Do you have any matches?
Me:
 yes, let's get started
God:
Are you kidding?  OK let's do  it.
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Re: Talk with God
« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2007, 08:42:21 pm »
Man Sirus!... that conversation can only mean one thing:
























I am the son of God! :wOOt:
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Re: Talk with God
« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2007, 10:40:02 pm »
Hey folks,

another important conversation took place between Him and my humble self:

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Me:
 My Lord, let me ask you a question.
God:
Where did you get your  Lord let you ask me a question?
Me:
 Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
 I have a question!
God:
Ask me anything.
Me:
 Is it right to put an axe in Siriu13's head?
God:
Signs point to yes.  Ask  Dancing Alice  if it is.
Me:
 That's all I need to know. Thank you, oh Lord of Hosts!
God:
What else do you want to talk about?   You are quite welcome!   Yippee!  Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
 Books.
God:
You are a  critical category C type client.  Only about 3% of people answer that
question with "books.".
Me:
 Green rabunkels are more orange than the blue ones, don't you think?
God:
Too much thinking makes me sleepy.

Oh, and Aluqak: I'll go and get you some nails so you can prove that. :evil:

Cheers!

Markus
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Re: Talk with God
« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2007, 11:04:38 pm »
Ther you go man, a nice and direct conversation with God... my father:

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Me:
 Hi there!
God:
Hello .
Me:
 Markus wants to crucify me
God:
I could understand how  Markus would want to under certain circumstances.
Me:
 Which circumstances?
God:
The  large one, I think.
Me:
 I see. The problem is that I will eat the nails he is going to use.
God:
I am glad you understand it.   I assume you mean our current problem.
Me:
 Exactly.
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
 Does that mean that I am your son?
God:
I think it does mean that.  That's a flattering offer.
A proud father flattered by his son! :lol3:
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Re: Talk with God
« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2007, 11:49:34 pm »
hehe..one post and what a fun ;]

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Re: Talk with God
« Reply #11 on: May 21, 2007, 11:55:45 pm »


    i asked him about the hunger in the world and he answered somethin like "i dont have enough info to give my opinion on that matter", so i think is true

    God doesnt come to earth often enough!


  yo yo yo :)
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