TS vs NTSMS

[Luth]

Meeeeoww!!

Translation: VEGETABLE!!!!!

[Carlios]

"WRONG" Answers the voice. "Now face the consecuences of your mistake"

Suddenly a portal opens up in front of them, and sends them into another dimension, filled with tomato plantations, and they are all turned into tomato harvesters.

[Luth]

But, while harving, Luthien eats the tomatoes!! She says "one vegetable, two vegetables, three vegetables...." while eating.

[Luth]

NOTE:

For Notessomes sake!  Post here or I'll curse all you, and all non-posters will be transformed into bettles!!!!          

[Jo Ta Erre]

[Aluqak]

Beetles?... mmmm... *grabs a malicious smile*
Yeah, go ahead Luth, then we'll squeeze them a drink some beetlejuice .

[Carlios]

And then...

the universe imploded and all matter ceased to exist... except the ninja smiley ( ) which will forever exist beyond time and space...


THE END...

[Luth]

But... TS ninja smiley looked with angry to NTSMS ninja smiley... "are you a coward?!", it asked...

[Carlios]

"No" NTSMS ninja-smiley replied, "just what's the point of fighting if the universe has ceased to exist... it's better if we become friends"

[Luth]

"I think you're right"... said TS ninja smiley which, btw... it was a female one. She realized NTSMS's ninja smiley's bottom... "Nice ass", she thought. "Ey, cute NTSMS ninja smiley, would you like to drink a beer with me?". "Why not?", he replied...

TO BE CONTINUED... in private  

[Sirius13]

....But suddenly another universe popped into existence.



And billions of years passed.



And once more TS evolved.


And once more NTSMS.


And once again, NTSMS were wittier, sharper, and altogether better looking than their TS counterparts.

TS could not contain their jealousy, and once again, they built towards....







WAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHH!!!!!!!


(And it was screamed in the manner of 'At War With Satan' by Venom)


And in the same way, the war was indeed eternal.

[Luth]

*A deep voice speaks while Typhon sounds as background*

It was about 1300 a.C. The two most powerfull kingdoms (TS and NTSMS) were going to war, a war that both feared. The new and rising kingdom of NTSMS was leaded by King Manolo and Queen Luthien. The TS kingdom was in conflict becouse of the recent passing of its King Ivo. It was still to be decided who would be the next bearer of the TS crown. Manolo and Luthien's domains were growing. They now controlled the powerfull Europe and TS Kindom's lands were the rich Asia. Both empires needed to conquer the other one, so it was just a matter of time...

While the high priest Markus is still invoking the aid of great Notessomes, the Elitist Kingdom leads its first foul strike: The queen is suddenly befallen by a strange pest....

[Aluqak]

... and this pest was called SPAM!!!
And then everyone in both kigdoms began to spam in their respectives halls and fora...

[Sirius13]

... and this pest was called SPAM!!!
And then everyone in both kigdoms began to spam in their respectives halls and fora...

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Then all of a sudden Luthien decided to invent an anti-spam-post eradication device.  A device so very cunning in its ability to move amongst topics deleting all spam-like entries.



Alas, after setting this device in action Luthien soon realised that it did not actually exist, and that all references to the device were in fact themselves SPAM.

Greatly upset by this discovery, she tried even harder to invoke the great mythical anti-spam-post eradication device, and at every attempt generated even more SPAM.

...and thus by default the great eternal battle swung in favour of TS, who were not even aware of the battle, but were winning anyway.



When asked about plans and progress for the ongoing war, a leading TS member issued the following damning statement:

"Huh?"

[Aluqak]

Luthien decided to make a desperate move a created her own war-metal-band, which was of course called Luthien. Unfortunately, this attempt was also futile, for her band soon began to play spam-metal. Now, even the metal world was being corrupted by spam!!!