Deathdancer gets a point. I laugh as hell
Yes You did.
The definite translation would be - Christ's bananas, ban the idiot in Runes topic or he'll drive me to the point of insanity.
Slepičí prdel = means "Chicken's ass" - we use that for someone who talks to much cause it's not able to keep secret. But also we use it for someone who works out fantasies and lies, gossip and spreads them all around.
And the last one - Omg, what a relief.