Awww, working on ur birthday. . .
Here. . . Have this vodka. . . I mean WATER! Yes, it's water. . . *cough* pure un-alcoholic water *hic*
Happy Birthday man. . . You know, your the besht, Ah've NEVAhhhh met a guy lihhhke yoush. You shmell like rosheshh. I *hic* luhve you mahn. No No No! It'sh strue. *sniff* Happy Birfday!
~The (I'm Sober, Honest Officer!) Cretin~