there is no other way than waiting..but..if someone comes up with a good master plan....any ideas..
First we steal the world's supply of muffins. Then we need two Tesla coils, some pubic hairs and a goose, preferably dead.
Also, I'd need a laboratory, castle-based if possible, an assistant (The One? You're young, aren't you? Are you a hunchback or East-European? Latin America isn't in East Europe? Nevermind then.), two bowls of soup and some ducktape.
Handcuffs would be nice, some evening wear, two cats and some more pubic hairs.
Also, pudding.