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Offline Capra

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« Reply #80 on: January 05, 2006, 05:01:32 am »
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OK now... the oven is hot, the sauce is ready, Markus gave me the rhum, ViruS has been sacrified and I'm hungry.
Let's get started:
LEPACA CAPRA
LEPACA CAPRA
LEPACA CAPRA
LEPACA CAPRA :unsure:
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LEPACA CHUPACABRAS
LEPACA CHUPACABRAS
LEPACA CHUPACABRAS
LEPACA CHUPACABRAS
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GGGGGrrrrrrrRRRRAAAAAWWWLLLLLLL! *earthquake*

Who dares to invoke my name in vain and make fun of thy goddess' pet!

I am telling you my fury has now been unleashed, and once I finish the barrel of wine Luthien has given me, you will all be witness to my fury! MMmeeeeeEeeeEEEe!

Now....*looks for barrel*...where is my barrel? Where is my barrel of wine? GgggrrrrMMmeee!

The one that finds it will get a reward.....wine of the goat and breathe the secret smoke of god  -_-

*shaves his beard in sacrifice to Notessomes*  :ph34r:
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« Reply #81 on: January 05, 2006, 08:24:31 am »
/me seeks out for new wine barrels, and bodly go where no Luthien has gone before

Oh, look! the Wine Barrels hideout! Some terrible giant might have kept them for his own and now I've found it!!!

*opening them, leting its smell fly to the nose of Capra

LEPACA CAPRA

LEPACA CAPRA

LEPACA CAPRA

LEPACA CAPRA


*looking to the mountain waiting for his appearance*
« Last Edit: January 05, 2006, 01:14:24 pm by Ereshkigal »
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« Reply #82 on: January 05, 2006, 09:06:41 am »
GGGGGrrrrrrrRRRRAAAAAWWWLLLLLLL! *earthquake*

Who dares to open my wine hideout?!

*throws some rocks around*

(Have I never told you I´m a terrible giant, actually?)
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« Reply #83 on: January 05, 2006, 03:02:59 pm »
:)) Ahhaaha My invocation  :brutale_smilies100: brings the mighty Lepaca Capra  :pop:  :pop:  :w00t:  damn good i am
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« Reply #84 on: January 05, 2006, 04:20:19 pm »
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GGGGGrrrrrrrRRRRAAAAAWWWLLLLLLL! *earthquake*

Who dares to invoke my name in vain and make fun of thy goddess' pet!

I am telling you my fury has now been unleashed, and once I finish the barrel of wine Luthien has given me, you will all be witness to my fury! MMmeeeeeEeeeEEEe!

Now....*looks for barrel*...where is my barrel? Where is my barrel of wine? GgggrrrrMMmeee!

The one that finds it will get a reward.....wine of the goat and breathe the secret smoke of god  -_-

*shaves his beard in sacrifice to Notessomes*  :ph34r:
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YEAH!!! Finally I'll get my lunch :iconmi77kl:
LEPACA CHUPACABRAS
LEPACA CHUPACABRAS
LEPACA CHUPACABRAS
LEPACA..... :pop:
*THUNDERS AND BLASTS BURN THE SKY*
.... and I shall be transformed in the all mighty
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CHUPACABRAS!!!!!

LUNCH TIME!!!!
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« Reply #85 on: January 05, 2006, 05:34:23 pm »
Aluqak = Chupacabras?  :blink:

Eeehhrrr... *silently walking back*

Nice to meet you, Aluqak..

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C'ya another century!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :afraid1:
« Last Edit: January 05, 2006, 05:34:39 pm by Luthien »
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« Reply #86 on: January 06, 2006, 03:04:26 am »
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YEAH!!! Finally I'll get my lunch :iconmi77kl:
LEPACA CHUPACABRAS
LEPACA CHUPACABRAS
LEPACA CHUPACABRAS
LEPACA..... :pop:
*THUNDERS AND BLASTS BURN THE SKY*
.... and I shall be transformed in the all mighty
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CHUPACABRAS!!!!!

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My fury is now unstoppable! I have drank the wine of the barrels of Markus and I have now turned into the most terrible, strongest and ugliest creature on earth! Behold me...Behold my evil side!

*Earth shakes*



*Growls and sends lightning to struck Aluqak*   :ph34r:

Now, who is next? unless a sexy goat  :w00t: is offered to me I shall burn you all!
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« Reply #87 on: January 06, 2006, 11:34:09 am »
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My fury is now unstoppable! I have drank the wine of the barrels of Markus and I have now turned into the most terrible, strongest and ugliest creature on earth! Behold me...Behold my evil side!

*Earth shakes*



*Growls and sends lightning to struck Aluqak*   :ph34r:

Now, who is next? unless a sexy goat  :w00t: is offered to me I shall burn you all!
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Yeah we know this is why we offer Luthien  :pop:  but not as a sexy goat , :bawling:
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« Reply #88 on: January 06, 2006, 12:39:11 pm »
Hehehe...we can put her on disguise  :D
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« Reply #89 on: January 06, 2006, 02:16:49 pm »
Luth, why don't you put "God/Godess" under Capra (like you have "Admin")
You don't wan to make her mad, do you?
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« Reply #90 on: January 08, 2006, 06:53:13 pm »
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*Growls and sends lightning to struck Aluqak*   :ph34r:
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OH boy! Chupacabras is now having a terrible indigestion.... *goes to the bathroom*
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Everything OK now :unsure: .... I think that the idea of a shower for capra is pretty accurate :blush:.
Next time I'll cook it before eating it.
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« Reply #91 on: January 09, 2006, 04:21:37 am »
Is it me, or this chat begins to smell like a farm with so many goats running around?  :unsure:
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« Reply #92 on: January 09, 2006, 03:58:19 pm »
Oh, mighty capra, I love thou shit that is so prfectly round looking like chocolate cornflakes. And since you give milk too, we will NEVER be hungry again.
*feels sick*
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« Reply #93 on: January 09, 2006, 04:05:45 pm »
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Is it me, or this chat begins to smell like a farm with so many goats running around?  :unsure:
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   True True is not only you don't worry it smells like a farm .. We must catch the goat and force it to take a shower :iconmi77kl:  (vote of the comision)
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« Reply #94 on: January 09, 2006, 06:01:58 pm »
*Drives a truck full of water*
What are we waiting for?
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« Reply #95 on: January 09, 2006, 07:13:02 pm »
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*Drives a truck full of water*
What are we waiting for?
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There you go!:

Someone had to take the goat by the horns B)
*breathes better now*
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« Reply #96 on: January 09, 2006, 10:13:46 pm »
Yeah a clean goat !! good job Aluqak ... The result is this :D


          B)
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« Reply #97 on: January 10, 2006, 12:59:47 am »
I am so handsome now, all cute waiting for Luth   :w00t:

Luth? Where art thou?  :wub:
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« Reply #98 on: January 10, 2006, 09:09:39 am »
/me hides in a incredibly hiddend hideout  :sofa:
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« Reply #99 on: January 10, 2006, 09:18:09 am »
*/me looks behind the sofa and says very loudly:*

Hey, Luth, what are you doing down there behind the sofa?
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