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Offline Markus

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« Reply #140 on: January 14, 2006, 11:28:43 pm »
Heya Luthien,

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*me gives Markus 100000000 wine barrels and says:

Markus, you will have the key to open the barrels ONLY when you will help me to get rid of that alien and the Goat!!!*
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Capra isn´t after you anymore, so I suggest I´ll help you with that alien and we´ll share the wine, alright?

*/me says to the alien:*

"Labada rurum jiughfnbvc! "

The alien goes goes :w00t: and beams itself away.

Easy as that, Luth!

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« Reply #141 on: January 14, 2006, 11:48:44 pm »
Oh, well... ok, I'll share some barrels with you but... what have you said to it? And what was it saying me?

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« Reply #142 on: January 14, 2006, 11:57:55 pm »
Well, first it asked who you are and how you came up there. Then it complained that there were no quiet places anymore, tourists everywhere. That´s when you offered it the carrot. Of course you couldn´t know that carrots are slightly toxic for its species, and handing someone a carrot is considered a terrible insult on its home planet. The little green guy asked if you wanted to poison him.

I just told it that recently large amounts of alcohol had been discovered in a molecular cloud 6000 light years from here. :D

And now gimme another barrel, please. :)

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« Reply #143 on: January 15, 2006, 12:00:09 am »
Oh! I didn't know!  :blink:

*offers another barrel to Markus, and drinks one herself*  :cheers:
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« Reply #144 on: January 15, 2006, 12:04:22 am »
:essen_smilies10:

And don´t forget that I still hold the key to save anyone from Capra´s obsession. :ph34r:

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« Reply #145 on: January 15, 2006, 03:29:11 am »
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:essen_smilies10:

And don´t forget that I still hold the key to save anyone from Capra´s obsession. :ph34r:

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The key? *swallows the key* Now....who to be obssesed with?  :wub:

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« Reply #146 on: January 15, 2006, 11:07:37 am »
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The key? *swallows the key* Now....who to be obssesed with?  :wub:
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Ehm.... those were my car keys, Capra. But you may keep them now.

I meant a metaphorical key to make you and everybody else here happy. :)
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« Reply #147 on: January 15, 2006, 03:26:45 pm »
Hmm...
Maybe if you offer goat to alien
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« Reply #148 on: January 15, 2006, 06:21:42 pm »
Nah, deathdancer,

I´d rather offer that unfriendly alien to Capra. :D

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« Reply #149 on: January 16, 2006, 05:14:57 pm »
Alien food? :unsure: ....mmm perhaps I gonna try it. :alien2:  
Do you wanna share Capra?:zha:
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« Reply #150 on: January 16, 2006, 08:29:00 pm »
Alien food? Alien AS food!
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« Reply #151 on: January 16, 2006, 08:44:56 pm »
Weeeell, yeah... errr, actually we could try them both (capra and I). The food the alien eats, and then the alien itself as food... why not? :)
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« Reply #152 on: January 16, 2006, 09:33:24 pm »
Poor  :alien2:

 :(


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« Reply #153 on: January 16, 2006, 09:41:51 pm »
Alright, save him!


Save him for a big NTSMS barbecue! :D
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« Reply #154 on: January 16, 2006, 10:10:19 pm »
scrue barbecue, we wan it RAW!!! :tongue3:
Would you put strawberies on barbecute too?
barbecue... hah! :disgust1:  
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« Reply #155 on: January 16, 2006, 11:52:36 pm »
*Sirius reads the history of Capra*

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Hail mighty capra! Iwas away for your last invocation, but now I'm back (and hungry) and I wish I could get to know you better :wink_smilie:  *pre-heats the oven*
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Man, why am I not surprised by this?!  :lol3:


EDIT:  Remembers stolen b'day cake  :bawling:
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« Reply #156 on: January 16, 2006, 11:53:28 pm »
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Save him for a big NTSMS barbecue! :D
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« Reply #157 on: January 17, 2006, 07:08:58 pm »
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EDIT:  Remembers stolen b'day cake  :bawling:
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Yeah me too :w00t:
When is your (next) birthday by the way? :) ... I'm getting hungrier :D
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« Reply #158 on: January 21, 2006, 11:58:19 am »
I belive out goat is finaly dead?  :brutale_smilies100:  not good who we will invole now? =)) bring a new capra to the forum :P (sugestion :D my opinion)

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« Reply #159 on: January 25, 2006, 03:02:08 pm »
Oh, great Capra!
I don't not invoke you to not don't come to the earth as son as not ever as you don't can't!
Luth does not doesn't love you with all her not un-hate!

Don't not not not hear us!!!
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