Author Topic: Invocation of Capra (Read 80176 times)

Capra · « **Reply #120 on:** January 12, 2006, 02:54:10 am »

Noone love me anymore

Luthien has rejected my love, Aluqak showers me and eats me, and Markus despises me too

I shall depart....high up back to Notessomes. I will give her my report, that nothing can be done, this is, indeed, the craziest forum ever

Meee! :bawling: Meeee! :bawling: MeeeEeeEeee!

Ereshkigal · « **Reply #121 on:** January 12, 2006, 03:04:28 am »

Don't leave us

Luth says she will marry you

and Aluqak claims he'll stop eating you and instead he's gonna eat Luth's cat

Markus · « **Reply #122 on:** January 12, 2006, 09:36:56 am »

Ah, come here, you nice fluffy little big mighty beast. Don´t be sad, we´re fond of you!

*strokes Capra over the head and gives her a carrot.*

Luth · « **Reply #123 on:** January 12, 2006, 09:47:10 am »

/me leaves Capra with Markus and hides in some part of the world.

Markus · « **Reply #124 on:** January 12, 2006, 10:00:30 am »

Hey, look, Capra, over there under that bush in New Zealand - isn´t that Luth? I bet she´s searching for extra-sweet carrots for you. Why don´t you visit her?

ViruS · « **Reply #125 on:** January 12, 2006, 02:26:47 pm »

Yeah that's Luth searching for some carrots for Capra B)

Capra · « **Reply #126 on:** January 13, 2006, 02:07:47 pm »

Oh! You think so? carrots for me? so she loves me too

*jumps like a crazy goat*

Markus · « **Reply #127 on:** January 14, 2006, 12:21:08 pm »

Hey, look over there, you nice fluffy little big mighty beast! Now she´s under a bush in Southern Afrika. I think she´s collecting tasty herbs for you there.

Luth · « **Reply #128 on:** January 14, 2006, 02:27:33 pm »

[letter=hidden to Capra]Eh!!!! Do you all think it's funny to be persecuted for a loving Capra? Do you really think so? I'm a little tired of fleeing travelling all over the world, hidding behind bushes and digging deep holes to hide in, to be pointed out by Markus or any other "friend" of mine. I wanna live with no fear of a loving Capra!! Stop that!!!!! PLEAAAAAAAAAASEEEEEEEEEEE :bawling: :bawling: :bawling: [/hidden to Capra]

Markus · « **Reply #129 on:** January 14, 2006, 02:38:59 pm »

Hey, you nice fluffy little big mighty beast, Luth has written us all a letter! I´m not sure if goat demons can read, so...

*reads the letter out loud*

Oh. Oooops. Oh well...

*runs away very fast, changes direction every few hundred miles, then stops and digs a deep, deep hole.*

Luth · « **Reply #130 on:** January 14, 2006, 03:31:24 pm »

*runs and stops, just in front of Markus, who seems as trying to flee from something terrible*

Where are you going, dear Markus? <_<

Markus · « **Reply #131 on:** January 14, 2006, 03:39:29 pm »

To the moon, if I can.

Sorry, gotta leave now!

*runs away in the opposite direction*

Luth · « **Reply #132 on:** January 14, 2006, 03:46:31 pm »

*entering a rocket and lifts off*

*arrives the Moon*

Markus, where are you??

*finds an :alien2: *

Ooops, who are you?

Markus · « **Reply #133 on:** January 14, 2006, 04:02:07 pm »

The alien says:

Labada grshlkmnghf labada dabada?!

Luth · « **Reply #134 on:** January 14, 2006, 04:09:47 pm »

*grabs the "Moon alien dictionary"*

Dammit, it may talk some weird dialect, I don't find the words here :angry:

Markus · « **Reply #135 on:** January 14, 2006, 04:12:23 pm »

The alien is speaking more excited now, sounding a bit angrier:

Labada krrfftk koptrrx qudab! :angry:

Luth · « **Reply #136 on:** January 14, 2006, 04:13:24 pm »

*gives a carrot to the alien*

Markus · « **Reply #137 on:** January 14, 2006, 04:16:37 pm »

The alien is in a real rage now:

Qudab qudab! Karratab?! Ladaba grtqklklklkltq?!

It starts chasing poor Luth.

Luth · « **Reply #138 on:** January 14, 2006, 04:20:30 pm »

*me gives Markus 100000000 wine barrels and says:

Markus, you will have the key to open the barrels ONLY when you will help me to get rid of that alien and the Goat!!!*

Capra · « **Reply #139 on:** January 14, 2006, 08:22:51 pm »

It is ok luth, you can come back to earth. Now I realize I am not good enough for you :bawling: :bawling:

Mmmm.....*begins to see who will be the next prey*

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Author Topic: Invocation of Capra (Read 80176 times)