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Offline Markus

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Crack a joke!
« on: October 24, 2011, 10:35:10 am »
Hey folks,

I'm sure we had a joke-thread somewhere but I can't find it. :blink: So here's another one!

Cheers!

Markus

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The young lady has just told her doctor that his diagnosis just can't be right because she really, really hasn't been with any men. Without a word he goes to the window and starts searching the skies. After a while his pretty young patient asks him what he's doing there.
"Last time this happened, there was a bright star..."
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Re: Crack a joke!
« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2011, 04:29:37 pm »
We had-we had, and you must remember where you left it   :cht:
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Re: Crack a joke!
« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2011, 11:31:36 pm »
I can't think of any jokes that aren't in some way or another politically incorrect, dirty, racist or otherwise offensive.





















...Oh, what the hell? I can't resist. Sorry if anyone's offended.

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Re: Crack a joke!
« Reply #3 on: November 03, 2011, 08:57:20 pm »
I got kinda weak one but well... it's sorta my fav kind of jokes:

"Triangle says to a circle: You are pointless! Hahahahah!"
But then again, who does.

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Re: Crack a joke!
« Reply #4 on: November 03, 2011, 09:10:56 pm »
:roll:

You know that's also my kind of humour. :)
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Re: Crack a joke!
« Reply #5 on: November 03, 2011, 09:12:53 pm »
Good to hear cause this one is making my days and nights for few weeks already  :fish:
But then again, who does.

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Re: Crack a joke!
« Reply #6 on: November 03, 2011, 09:15:17 pm »
:roll:
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Re: Crack a joke!
« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2011, 12:23:40 am »
I wish I began resembling a triangle in a Euclidean plane rather than my current state closer to a triangle on a Riemann plane...
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Re: Crack a joke!
« Reply #8 on: November 04, 2011, 04:26:02 pm »
And a Riemann plane would be... umm... what, actually? :unsure:
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Re: Crack a joke!
« Reply #9 on: November 07, 2011, 05:21:22 pm »
A Riemann plane is a plane with positive curvature. Essentially, what this means is that triangles on this type of plane will have a sum of all angles greater than 180 degrees... Meaning they look bloated and fat.



Now, who the hell sent Schrödinger a dead cat in the mail?
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Re: Crack a joke!
« Reply #10 on: November 07, 2011, 07:06:57 pm »
I thought so, Jorge, but wasn't really sure.

Now, who the hell sent Schrödinger a dead cat in the mail?

That was / wasn't me! :wacko:
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Re: Crack a joke!
« Reply #11 on: December 11, 2011, 10:55:29 am »
The young lady has just told her doctor that his diagnosis just can't be right because she really, really hasn't been with any men. Without a word he goes to the window and starts searching the skies. After a while his pretty young patient asks him what he's doing there.
"Last time this happened, there was a bright star..."

 :roll: :roll: please more


I can't think of any jokes that aren't in some way or another politically incorrect, dirty, racist or otherwise offensive.


How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Trick question. Feminists cannot change anything.

 :roll: :roll:

btw I don't get offended with any joke, I just look at them as jokes, some are funny, some are not.

I read many jokes almost every day on one Croatian news group so they are mostly on Croatian, if I find some good jokes on English I'll post them.

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Re: Crack a joke!
« Reply #12 on: December 11, 2011, 11:59:53 pm »
Hey OFFy,

they don't have to be in English when you find them. As long as they're not based on untranslatable puns, go ahead and tell us! I'll also tell you when I stumble across a good one.

Cheers!

Markus
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Re: Crack a joke!
« Reply #13 on: December 12, 2011, 07:26:41 pm »
Those jokes are usually not easy to translate so I wanted to post only the ones that are originally on English but there are no good ones these days imo.