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How do you prefeer to kill someone?

I would think of the worst metod in the world, so even Hell would admire me!!! BUAHAHA!!!!
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I would torture him at the point he would like to die, than I would rape him, kill him, burn him, rape him again, and serve him as food to his parents to eat him!
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I would make him suffer a litle, than I woul kill him because I cant stand his screams!
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I would kill him emidietly so he can't experience pain!
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I would accidentally kill him, and poke his eyes with a stick, and then bury him!
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I woulden't kill anyone!
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WHAT??? TO KILL SOMEONE???? Are you crazy??? I'M CALLING THE POLICE!!!!
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Hi! I'm Luthien, and if anyone starts talking about killing me, I WILL BAN YOU FOREVER!!!!
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How would you kill someone?
« on: August 17, 2005, 12:10:18 pm »
!!!!WARNING!!!!
THIS STORY IS NOT FOR PEOPLE WITH WEAK STOMACH

I'm walking down the street, and I found some old woman carrying her grandchild!
I picked up a peace of wood, and started banging them with it! (I had nothing smarter to do at that time)
The grandchild was emidietly dead, so I poked it's eye with a stick and it started leeking, It was descosting!!!
I picked up grandma from the floor and tie her with rope and handcuffs!
At the same time the birds came down and started eating corpse of litle dead child (whell at least there wan't be any evidence left).
I caried grandma to my hotel room (stupid receptionist didn't notice anything) and I tied her on my bed!
I striped her close (what I soo there was more discusting than that child's eye) and confiscated her tear-gas!
I raped her, than I spank her on her big ass, than I spilled oil for zippo lighter on her!
I desabled the fire alarm, and than I lighted her up!
She was screaming in pain, burning alive!
When she died I raped her again!
I puted her in the bath, picked up my meat knife and started spliting her burned corpse in little peaces!
I puted litle peaces in the bag and went home with it!
I envited her children to dinner in wich I served their mother!
We ALL eat her and it was wery nice taste I have to say!
Than I told them what they eat, so they jumped from the top of the building!

I'm still looking for my next victom!
« Last Edit: August 17, 2005, 12:12:40 pm by deathdancer »
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« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2005, 11:08:09 pm »
Maybe with a sharp stalactite...so, in few minutes there won´t be no weapon, nor finger-prints. B)
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« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2005, 11:42:48 pm »
What kind of holiday have you been on Deathdancer?!   :huh:    I thought you would come back all realaxed and mellow...


Anyway, JR's method is quite ingenious with the icicle!  I like it, and now I'll have to go away and think about this question..
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« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2005, 11:57:39 am »
Whell, I did my best to keep away from people, but someone untied me, and I started to kill people AGAIN! :rolleyes:
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« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2005, 12:28:01 pm »
KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL.............(JUST ANOTHER KILL.......)
.......And more more GORE.......& Sickness.............
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« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2005, 02:20:23 pm »
I would hire JR to do the dirty job with his stalactite, and then move to live in a remote island in the Pacific Ocean.
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« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2005, 06:31:41 pm »
I can kill all you and noone will notice!!!  :ph34r:
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« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2005, 10:34:58 pm »
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I can kill all you and noone will notice!!!  :ph34r:
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« Reply #8 on: September 26, 2005, 11:31:41 am »
I like the third way... the viking one... It's all me !
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« Reply #9 on: October 12, 2005, 07:43:05 pm »
I would kill someone by puting him in this forum, he would die of boring
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« Reply #10 on: October 13, 2005, 08:03:44 am »
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You're right, death... entering this forum can kill YOU. DIEEEEEE!!!!!!!  :ph34r:  :ph34r:  :ph34r:
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« Reply #11 on: October 18, 2005, 02:55:43 pm »
Why else do you think I came to this forum!
From here I can collect a loooot of soles that died of bordom
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