Let's play a game)))

[Lady Sa'iltu]

Cthulhu's jumping up and down,
His forehead crinkled with a frown,
Shub-Niggurath jumps down and up
And asks his friend:"Where's my cup?"
They are to visit one old king,
The owner of a diamond ring.
Yog-Sothoth knew and saw it all
And thus foresaw Cthulhu's fall
"Into eternal slumber He'll go,
His snores will bring eternal woe
Upon the ears of beasts and men
And even of domestic hen.
His snores, oh, what an act of god!"
Thus spoke all-seeing Yog-Sothoth.
Cthulhu, however, still awake,
As he fell for a young long snake
He doesn't know the snake is male!
The green Great Old One went all pale
When seeing after a hot flirt
He said:"You are my dire dirt!"
But an English teacher is coming"
So he screamed, while Yog-Sothoth was humming
In a terrible unearthly voice
And it was really pleasant noice
These concerts are well-known here.
Then the teacher cried: "Oh my dear!
You are nothing but Lovecraftian ficition!"
"Oh, my dear, but it's your affliction!
You came when we were having dinner.
Bossy teacher, you're one lucky winner:
You look real, you look tasty, we're hungry
Welcome to our starving country
Take your seat in our plate!"
So he met his cruel fate.
Fiction or not, the teacher was eaten
Then a policeman came and Cthulhu was beaten
But by Alhazred he was acclaimed

[Markus]

Oh my Azathoth, this is dead-funny!

Cthulhu's jumping up and down,
His forehead crinkled with a frown,
Shub-Niggurath jumps down and up
And asks his friend:"Where's my cup?"
They are to visit one old king,
The owner of a diamond ring.
Yog-Sothoth knew and saw it all
And thus foresaw Cthulhu's fall
"Into eternal slumber He'll go,
His snores will bring eternal woe
Upon the ears of beasts and men
And even of domestic hen.
His snores, oh, what an act of god!"
Thus spoke all-seeing Yog-Sothoth.
Cthulhu, however, still awake,
As he fell for a young long snake
He doesn't know the snake is male!
The green Great Old One went all pale
When seeing after a hot flirt
He said:"You are my dire dirt!"
But an English teacher is coming"
So he screamed, while Yog-Sothoth was humming
In a terrible unearthly voice
And it was really pleasant noice
These concerts are well-known here.
Then the teacher cried: "Oh my dear!
You are nothing but Lovecraftian ficition!"
"Oh, my dear, but it's your affliction!
You came when we were having dinner.
Bossy teacher, you're one lucky winner:
You look real, you look tasty, we're hungry
Welcome to our starving country
Take your seat in our plate!"
So he met his cruel fate.
Fiction or not, the teacher was eaten
Then a policeman came and Cthulhu was beaten
But by Alhazred he was acclaimed
By the Great Old One the poor cop was maimed
Because now Cthulhu had been encouraged

[The One]

Cthulhu's jumping up and down,
His forehead crinkled with a frown,
Shub-Niggurath jumps down and up
And asks his friend:"Where's my cup?"
They are to visit one old king,
The owner of a diamond ring.
Yog-Sothoth knew and saw it all
And thus foresaw Cthulhu's fall
"Into eternal slumber He'll go,
His snores will bring eternal woe
Upon the ears of beasts and men
And even of domestic hen.
His snores, oh, what an act of god!"
Thus spoke all-seeing Yog-Sothoth.
Cthulhu, however, still awake,
As he fell for a young long snake
He doesn't know the snake is male!
The green Great Old One went all pale
When seeing after a hot flirt
He said:"You are my dire dirt!"
But an English teacher is coming"
So he screamed, while Yog-Sothoth was humming
In a terrible unearthly voice
And it was really pleasant noice
These concerts are well-known here.
Then the teacher cried: "Oh my dear!
You are nothing but Lovecraftian ficition!"
"Oh, my dear, but it's your affliction!
You came when we were having dinner.
Bossy teacher, you're one lucky winner:
You look real, you look tasty, we're hungry
Welcome to our starving country
Take your seat in our plate!"
So he met his cruel fate.
Fiction or not, the teacher was eaten
Then a policeman came and Cthulhu was beaten
But by Alhazred he was acclaimed
By the Great Old One the poor cop was maimed
Because now Cthulhu had been encouraged
To break the law, as he indeed managed
Truth was the police lacked respect

[Lady Sa'iltu]

Cthulhu's jumping up and down,
His forehead crinkled with a frown,
Shub-Niggurath jumps down and up
And asks his friend:"Where's my cup?"
They are to visit one old king,
The owner of a diamond ring.
Yog-Sothoth knew and saw it all
And thus foresaw Cthulhu's fall
"Into eternal slumber He'll go,
His snores will bring eternal woe
Upon the ears of beasts and men
And even of domestic hen.
His snores, oh, what an act of god!"
Thus spoke all-seeing Yog-Sothoth.
Cthulhu, however, still awake,
As he fell for a young long snake
He doesn't know the snake is male!
The green Great Old One went all pale
When seeing after a hot flirt
He said:"You are my dire dirt!"
But an English teacher is coming"
So he screamed, while Yog-Sothoth was humming
In a terrible unearthly voice
And it was really pleasant noice
These concerts are well-known here.
Then the teacher cried: "Oh my dear!
You are nothing but Lovecraftian ficition!"
"Oh, my dear, but it's your affliction!
You came when we were having dinner.
Bossy teacher, you're one lucky winner:
You look real, you look tasty, we're hungry
Welcome to our starving country
Take your seat in our plate!"
So he met his cruel fate.
Fiction or not, the teacher was eaten
Then a policeman came and Cthulhu was beaten
But by Alhazred he was acclaimed
By the Great Old One the poor cop was maimed
Because now Cthulhu had been encouraged
To break the law, as he indeed managed
Truth was the police lacked respect
But no one knew if this respect was speckled
But it was alive and alike human beeing

[Markus]

Cthulhu's jumping up and down,
His forehead crinkled with a frown,
Shub-Niggurath jumps down and up
And asks his friend:"Where's my cup?"
They are to visit one old king,
The owner of a diamond ring.
Yog-Sothoth knew and saw it all
And thus foresaw Cthulhu's fall
"Into eternal slumber He'll go,
His snores will bring eternal woe
Upon the ears of beasts and men
And even of domestic hen.
His snores, oh, what an act of god!"
Thus spoke all-seeing Yog-Sothoth.
Cthulhu, however, still awake,
As he fell for a young long snake
He doesn't know the snake is male!
The green Great Old One went all pale
When seeing after a hot flirt
He said:"You are my dire dirt!"
But an English teacher is coming"
So he screamed, while Yog-Sothoth was humming
In a terrible unearthly voice
And it was really pleasant noice
These concerts are well-known here.
Then the teacher cried: "Oh my dear!
You are nothing but Lovecraftian ficition!"
"Oh, my dear, but it's your affliction!
You came when we were having dinner.
Bossy teacher, you're one lucky winner:
You look real, you look tasty, we're hungry
Welcome to our starving country
Take your seat in our plate!"
So he met his cruel fate.
Fiction or not, the teacher was eaten
Then a policeman came and Cthulhu was beaten
But by Alhazred he was acclaimed
By the Great Old One the poor cop was maimed
Because now Cthulhu had been encouraged
To break the law, as he indeed managed
Truth was the police lacked respect
But no one knew if this respect was speckled
But it was alive and alike human being
And this living respect was suddenly seeing
The cup of the Goat with a thousand young

[Lady Sa'iltu]

Cthulhu's jumping up and down,
His forehead crinkled with a frown,
Shub-Niggurath jumps down and up
And asks his friend:"Where's my cup?"
They are to visit one old king,
The owner of a diamond ring.
Yog-Sothoth knew and saw it all
And thus foresaw Cthulhu's fall
"Into eternal slumber He'll go,
His snores will bring eternal woe
Upon the ears of beasts and men
And even of domestic hen.
His snores, oh, what an act of god!"
Thus spoke all-seeing Yog-Sothoth.
Cthulhu, however, still awake,
As he fell for a young long snake
He doesn't know the snake is male!
The green Great Old One went all pale
When seeing after a hot flirt
He said:"You are my dire dirt!"
But an English teacher is coming"
So he screamed, while Yog-Sothoth was humming
In a terrible unearthly voice
And it was really pleasant noice
These concerts are well-known here.
Then the teacher cried: "Oh my dear!
You are nothing but Lovecraftian ficition!"
"Oh, my dear, but it's your affliction!
You came when we were having dinner.
Bossy teacher, you're one lucky winner:
You look real, you look tasty, we're hungry
Welcome to our starving country
Take your seat in our plate!"
So he met his cruel fate.
Fiction or not, the teacher was eaten
Then a policeman came and Cthulhu was beaten
But by Alhazred he was acclaimed
By the Great Old One the poor cop was maimed
Because now Cthulhu had been encouraged
To break the law, as he indeed managed
Truth was the police lacked respect
But no one knew if this respect was speckled
But it was alive and alike human being
And this living respect was suddenly seeing
The cup of the Goat with a thousand young
And many good songs and hymns were sung
And all those vile unholy rhymes

[Markus]

Cthulhu's jumping up and down,
His forehead crinkled with a frown,
Shub-Niggurath jumps down and up
And asks his friend:"Where's my cup?"
They are to visit one old king,
The owner of a diamond ring.
Yog-Sothoth knew and saw it all
And thus foresaw Cthulhu's fall
"Into eternal slumber He'll go,
His snores will bring eternal woe
Upon the ears of beasts and men
And even of domestic hen.
His snores, oh, what an act of god!"
Thus spoke all-seeing Yog-Sothoth.
Cthulhu, however, still awake,
As he fell for a young long snake
He doesn't know the snake is male!
The green Great Old One went all pale
When seeing after a hot flirt
He said:"You are my dire dirt!"
But an English teacher is coming"
So he screamed, while Yog-Sothoth was humming
In a terrible unearthly voice
And it was really pleasant noice
These concerts are well-known here.
Then the teacher cried: "Oh my dear!
You are nothing but Lovecraftian ficition!"
"Oh, my dear, but it's your affliction!
You came when we were having dinner.
Bossy teacher, you're one lucky winner:
You look real, you look tasty, we're hungry
Welcome to our starving country
Take your seat in our plate!"
So he met his cruel fate.
Fiction or not, the teacher was eaten
Then a policeman came and Cthulhu was beaten
But by Alhazred he was acclaimed
By the Great Old One the poor cop was maimed
Because now Cthulhu had been encouraged
To break the law, as he indeed managed
Truth was the police lacked respect
But no one knew if this respect was speckled
But it was alive and alike human being
And this living respect was suddenly seeing
The cup of the Goat with a thousand young
And many good songs and hymns were sung
And all those vile unholy rhymes
And awful Azathothian chimes
Did sound for the cup of Shub-Niggurath

[Lady Sa'iltu]

Cthulhu's jumping up and down,
His forehead crinkled with a frown,
Shub-Niggurath jumps down and up
And asks his friend:"Where's my cup?"
They are to visit one old king,
The owner of a diamond ring.
Yog-Sothoth knew and saw it all
And thus foresaw Cthulhu's fall
"Into eternal slumber He'll go,
His snores will bring eternal woe
Upon the ears of beasts and men
And even of domestic hen.
His snores, oh, what an act of god!"
Thus spoke all-seeing Yog-Sothoth.
Cthulhu, however, still awake,
As he fell for a young long snake
He doesn't know the snake is male!
The green Great Old One went all pale
When seeing after a hot flirt
He said:"You are my dire dirt!"
But an English teacher is coming"
So he screamed, while Yog-Sothoth was humming
In a terrible unearthly voice
And it was really pleasant noice
These concerts are well-known here.
Then the teacher cried: "Oh my dear!
You are nothing but Lovecraftian ficition!"
"Oh, my dear, but it's your affliction!
You came when we were having dinner.
Bossy teacher, you're one lucky winner:
You look real, you look tasty, we're hungry
Welcome to our starving country
Take your seat in our plate!"
So he met his cruel fate.
Fiction or not, the teacher was eaten
Then a policeman came and Cthulhu was beaten
But by Alhazred he was acclaimed
By the Great Old One the poor cop was maimed
Because now Cthulhu had been encouraged
To break the law, as he indeed managed
Truth was the police lacked respect
But no one knew if this respect was speckled
But it was alive and alike human being
And this living respect was suddenly seeing
The cup of the Goat with a thousand young
And many good songs and hymns were sung
And all those vile unholy rhymes
And awful Azathothian chimes
Did sound for the cup of Shub-Niggurath
Who was going to have a bath
He took a loofah and a soap-dish

[Markus]

Cthulhu's jumping up and down,
His forehead crinkled with a frown,
Shub-Niggurath jumps down and up
And asks his friend:"Where's my cup?"
They are to visit one old king,
The owner of a diamond ring.
Yog-Sothoth knew and saw it all
And thus foresaw Cthulhu's fall
"Into eternal slumber He'll go,
His snores will bring eternal woe
Upon the ears of beasts and men
And even of domestic hen.
His snores, oh, what an act of god!"
Thus spoke all-seeing Yog-Sothoth.
Cthulhu, however, still awake,
As he fell for a young long snake
He doesn't know the snake is male!
The green Great Old One went all pale
When seeing after a hot flirt
He said:"You are my dire dirt!"
But an English teacher is coming"
So he screamed, while Yog-Sothoth was humming
In a terrible unearthly voice
And it was really pleasant noice
These concerts are well-known here.
Then the teacher cried: "Oh my dear!
You are nothing but Lovecraftian ficition!"
"Oh, my dear, but it's your affliction!
You came when we were having dinner.
Bossy teacher, you're one lucky winner:
You look real, you look tasty, we're hungry
Welcome to our starving country
Take your seat in our plate!"
So he met his cruel fate.
Fiction or not, the teacher was eaten
Then a policeman came and Cthulhu was beaten
But by Alhazred he was acclaimed
By the Great Old One the poor cop was maimed
Because now Cthulhu had been encouraged
To break the law, as he indeed managed
Truth was the police lacked respect
But no one knew if this respect was speckled
But it was alive and alike human being
And this living respect was suddenly seeing
The cup of the Goat with a thousand young
And many good songs and hymns were sung
And all those vile unholy rhymes
And awful Azathothian chimes
Did sound for the cup of Shub-Niggurath
Who was going to have a bath
He took a loofah and a soap-dish
(The latter shaped much like a soap-fish)
And found a tub at R'lyeh.

[Lady Sa'iltu]

Cthulhu's jumping up and down,
His forehead crinkled with a frown,
Shub-Niggurath jumps down and up
And asks his friend:"Where's my cup?"
They are to visit one old king,
The owner of a diamond ring.
Yog-Sothoth knew and saw it all
And thus foresaw Cthulhu's fall
"Into eternal slumber He'll go,
His snores will bring eternal woe
Upon the ears of beasts and men
And even of domestic hen.
His snores, oh, what an act of god!"
Thus spoke all-seeing Yog-Sothoth.
Cthulhu, however, still awake,
As he fell for a young long snake
He doesn't know the snake is male!
The green Great Old One went all pale
When seeing after a hot flirt
He said:"You are my dire dirt!"
But an English teacher is coming"
So he screamed, while Yog-Sothoth was humming
In a terrible unearthly voice
And it was really pleasant noice
These concerts are well-known here.
Then the teacher cried: "Oh my dear!
You are nothing but Lovecraftian ficition!"
"Oh, my dear, but it's your affliction!
You came when we were having dinner.
Bossy teacher, you're one lucky winner:
You look real, you look tasty, we're hungry
Welcome to our starving country
Take your seat in our plate!"
So he met his cruel fate.
Fiction or not, the teacher was eaten
Then a policeman came and Cthulhu was beaten
But by Alhazred he was acclaimed
By the Great Old One the poor cop was maimed
Because now Cthulhu had been encouraged
To break the law, as he indeed managed
Truth was the police lacked respect
But no one knew if this respect was speckled
But it was alive and alike human being
And this living respect was suddenly seeing
The cup of the Goat with a thousand young
And many good songs and hymns were sung
And all those vile unholy rhymes
And awful Azathothian chimes
Did sound for the cup of Shub-Niggurath
Who was going to have a bath
He took a loofah and a soap-dish
(The latter shaped much like a soap-fish)
And found a tub at R'lyeh
And then cried out: "Uh-uh-Yeh!"
And being artful and agile

[Markus]

Cthulhu's jumping up and down,
His forehead crinkled with a frown,
Shub-Niggurath jumps down and up
And asks his friend:"Where's my cup?"
They are to visit one old king,
The owner of a diamond ring.
Yog-Sothoth knew and saw it all
And thus foresaw Cthulhu's fall
"Into eternal slumber He'll go,
His snores will bring eternal woe
Upon the ears of beasts and men
And even of domestic hen.
His snores, oh, what an act of god!"
Thus spoke all-seeing Yog-Sothoth.
Cthulhu, however, still awake,
As he fell for a young long snake
He doesn't know the snake is male!
The green Great Old One went all pale
When seeing after a hot flirt
He said:"You are my dire dirt!"
But an English teacher is coming"
So he screamed, while Yog-Sothoth was humming
In a terrible unearthly voice
And it was really pleasant noice
These concerts are well-known here.
Then the teacher cried: "Oh my dear!
You are nothing but Lovecraftian ficition!"
"Oh, my dear, but it's your affliction!
You came when we were having dinner.
Bossy teacher, you're one lucky winner:
You look real, you look tasty, we're hungry
Welcome to our starving country
Take your seat in our plate!"
So he met his cruel fate.
Fiction or not, the teacher was eaten
Then a policeman came and Cthulhu was beaten
But by Alhazred he was acclaimed
By the Great Old One the poor cop was maimed
Because now Cthulhu had been encouraged
To break the law, as he indeed managed
Truth was the police lacked respect
But no one knew if this respect was speckled
But it was alive and alike human being
And this living respect was suddenly seeing
The cup of the Goat with a thousand young
And many good songs and hymns were sung
And all those vile unholy rhymes
And awful Azathothian chimes
Did sound for the cup of Shub-Niggurath
Who was going to have a bath
He took a loofah and a soap-dish
(The latter shaped much like a soap-fish)
And found a tub at R'lyeh
And then cried out: "Uh-uh-Yeh!"
And being artful and agile
And the tub being tiny and fragile
There was heard, following a big splash,

[Lady Sa'iltu]

Which hurt so painfully like a lash,
Like a shadow-host, made a big hurricane

[Markus]

Which hurt so painfully like a lash,
Like a shadow-host, made a big hurricane
And the tub would break with a loud, insane
Noise, and the storm would roar and howl

[Lady Sa'iltu]

Which hurt so painfully like a lash,
Like a shadow-host, made a big hurricane
And the tub would break with a loud, insane
Noise, and the storm would roar and howl
Underwater our friend will hide and prowl
And an old lady who lives on the 1-st floor

[The One]

Which hurt so painfully like a lash,
Like a shadow-host, made a big hurricane
And the tub would break with a loud, insane
Noise, and the storm would roar and howl
Underwater our friend will hide and prowl
And an old lady who lives on the 1-st floor
As does a young man, an absolute bore
Together hide in the basement

[Markus]

Which hurt so painfully like a lash,
Like a shadow-host, made a big hurricane
And the tub would break with a loud, insane
Noise, and the storm would roar and howl
Underwater our friend will hide and prowl
And an old lady who lives on the 1-st floor
As does a young man, an absolute bore
Together hide in the basement
And hear with a scared amazement
A the Earth would tumble and moan

[Lady Sa'iltu]

Which hurt so painfully like a lash,
Like a shadow-host, made a big hurricane
And the tub would break with a loud, insane
Noise, and the storm would roar and howl
Underwater our friend will hide and prowl
And an old lady who lives on the 1-st floor
As does a young man, an absolute bore
Together hide in the basement
And hear with a scared amazement
A the Earth would tumble and moan
What else to do when your heart is a stone?!
Said the Earth to her beloved one