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Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Manolo on November 27, 2004, 02:48:41 am
Ok, I was chatting with Luthien and we got this idea.
There is something similar to this on the Therion forum but we will make it a bit different. This is our version of the epic game. Every poster must continue the story (using max 30 words per post, and obviously without double posting).
Here is a little prelude to the history.

*A deep voice speaks while Typhon sounds as background*

It was about 1300 a.C. The two most powerfull kingdoms (TS and NTSMS) were going to war, a war that both feared. The new and rising kingdom of NTSMS was leaded by King Manolo and Queen Luthien. The TS kingdom was in conflict becouse of the recent passing of its King Ivo. It was still to be decided who would be the next bearer of the TS crown. Manolo and Luthien's domains were growing. They now controlled the powerfull Europe and TS Kindom's lands were the rich Asia. Both empires needed to conquer the other one, so it was just a matter of time...
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Markus on November 27, 2004, 03:56:14 am
While the high priest Markus is still invoking the aid of great Notessomes, the Elitist Kingdom leads its first foul strike: The queen is suddenly befallen by a strange pest.
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Ereshkigal on November 27, 2004, 04:21:13 am
The invocations of the priest Markus, are needed for  thy Queen battles againts the evil forces of TS. As Markus invokes Notessomes for protection the warriors fight againts other spyes that have also been infiltrated into the kingdom.

But the evil leader of the TS forces meets the Queen face to face. Suddenly the swords meet for the first time. Sparks everywhere as they fight againts each other.... suddenly there is silence! The Queen has been touched! Injured, she falls!

Great wrath fills the King Manolo....his sword...was inside the chest of another spy. There was no time to get it back, he must now grab the arch and the arrow on the ground.  He frowns his face, raises the arch, aimed as he holded his breath and he lets go of the string.....
The arrow flew in the sky, as if directed by Notessomes, at a speed that could not be seen by the human eye.... just when the leader of the TS forces was about to finish with the Queen....the arrow entered his back, through his heart, and exited in his chest...

One leader down, but still more forces to fight...now the queen must be taken to be healed...
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Manolo on November 27, 2004, 04:23:07 pm
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using max 30 words per post, and obviously without double posting
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Read the rules first  :)

King Manolo run as fast as he could towards the Queen. He grabbed her and took her as fast as he could to the doctor. She was badly wounded but she was going to make it.
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Ereshkigal on November 28, 2004, 12:26:19 am
He,he,he..sorry for over exceding...

The doctor wasn´t home. They took her to the village´s most known magician.  The King rushes.  Notessomes deliver us! The king kicks the door and the Queen in arms and...
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Fallen Seraph on November 28, 2004, 01:32:30 am
Hehe... sorta reminds me of this one game I play on another forum called Laser War: Decadence, basically a sci-fi/fantasy game like this with all these different characters and plots. Like for instance one of my characters, Eve is a vampire based off Vampire: The Masquerade so she is trying to bring the Sabbat into full affect. (btw)

Fallen Seraph sharpened his sword with a whetstone, war was coming...
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on November 28, 2004, 08:46:20 pm
When the magician tries to invoque his power, queen Luthien wake up without bounds: "fools! only NotesssomeS can heal me! and I am under Her protection!
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Markus on November 28, 2004, 09:47:11 pm
So they forget about the magician and go to see a Notessomes priest for help. As they reach the temple they...
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Carlios on November 28, 2004, 10:12:51 pm
found out the temple had been sacked, and all the books had dissapeared, and the priests were dead...
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Fallen Seraph on November 28, 2004, 10:13:55 pm
Fallen Seraph, walked out of a room infront of them, his sword stained with blood...
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Markus on November 28, 2004, 10:30:04 pm
"Murderer! What have you done to these holy men?!" they screamed at him, ready to attack him any second.
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Fallen Seraph on November 28, 2004, 10:34:14 pm
He turned to face them, his face splattered with blood, "I do what I am payed to do." He said this in a cold, matter of fact way...
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on November 28, 2004, 10:34:19 pm
Fallen_Seraph rise his bloody sword and aimed to the king. But nobody expect what it occured!...

Edit: I wrote it at same time that Fallen_Seraph... but I don't delete. I think it fits well in the new plot.
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Markus on November 28, 2004, 10:39:13 pm
...for suddenly a bolt of lightning enters his sword. Struck dead, he falls to the ground. 30 pieces of silver, now red-hot, roll out of his pocket...
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Fallen Seraph on November 28, 2004, 10:42:40 pm
Now just clarify with this, does each person control all characters and continues on the plot, or do we have separate characters?
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on November 28, 2004, 10:45:43 pm
Each person can control all the plot with all the characters. I think it can be the best option
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Markus on November 28, 2004, 10:46:17 pm
Hi there,

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Now just clarify with this, does each person control all characters and continues on the plot, or do we have separate characters?
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Manolo said "Every poster must continue the story". This doesn´t limit one´s influence to one character only. So if you have to put your sword into my chest, I can as well send you some thunderbolts. :ph34r:  Anyway, I have this strange feeling we´ll both return to life again... :lol:

Cheers!

Markus
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Fallen Seraph on November 28, 2004, 10:46:53 pm
Okay, just making sure the other forum rpg I play each person controls their own characters/armies.
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Fallen Seraph on November 28, 2004, 10:50:40 pm
woops, read it wrong, hehe... thought the lightning was coming from the sword, sorry.
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Markus on November 28, 2004, 10:53:55 pm
Ehm, sorry to be nitpicking, FS, but the charred body clearly is yours...
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Fallen Seraph on November 28, 2004, 10:59:31 pm
The king approached the charred body of FS, "who would out out a bounty on these men?"
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Markus on November 28, 2004, 11:06:36 pm
Clearly this outrageous crime was initiated by the Elitist Syndicate, too. But a faint moan from the queen reminds them that this is not the time for revenge yet...
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Fallen Seraph on November 28, 2004, 11:08:28 pm
"There time shall come, but first we must help her."
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on November 28, 2004, 11:08:40 pm
Unlukily, the priest was dead... but maybe the goddess was protecting him! They heared a voice...
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Ereshkigal on November 28, 2004, 11:36:43 pm
"I am Thee, Notessomes!"

Luthien shakes and levitates, everyone  astonished cry out loud: “Lepaca Notessomes
May thy dark light shine on me where´er I go”
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Markus on November 29, 2004, 12:10:44 am
Divine intervention healed the queen. Still possessed by the goddess she revives the high priest, but aiming poorly she also brings the assassin back to life...
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on November 29, 2004, 12:15:01 am
The Goddess knows that Good needs Evil to fight against and become stronger with the battle. But neither She would know that...
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Markus on November 29, 2004, 01:40:53 pm
...in this moment an MTV reporter comes by, saying: "We're doing a Britney special. This is a Kabbala school here, isn't it?"
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Sirius13 on November 29, 2004, 08:34:58 pm
...suddenly the MTV reporter rips off her outer skin to reveal four evil TS members inside her body, each one working a limb.  They step out of the carcass and...
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Markus on November 29, 2004, 08:54:09 pm
...begin to sing and dance like a retort pop band. Our heroes throw their hands over their ears and avert their eyes, but still they howl in pain. Anyway...
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on November 29, 2004, 10:35:28 pm
...without aparent reason, the renewed Fallen_Seraph aims his arch and throw to the TS agents, killing them at fist purprose.
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Carlios on November 29, 2004, 10:44:49 pm
With their singing, the four TS hechmen turned everyone into zombies... ninja zombies :ph34r: ...
"Let's see what they do now" said the new king of the TS empire...
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Carlios on November 29, 2004, 10:48:12 pm
Damn... I suck!
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Markus on November 29, 2004, 10:58:37 pm
Nevermind, Carlios, turning us into Ninja zombies was the last thing they could do before they were shot - ok? :D

Perplexed our heroes looked at one another. At last one of them, known as Mr. Superstitious-I-Am-Not, said: "Wait a minute - zombies don´t exist! This is just..."
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on November 29, 2004, 11:05:18 pm
a joke of our mind! But another one, Mrs-There's-Something-More-That-what-we-can-scientifically-study,
said: no! they are an image prjected in our mind! Who make it?

btw... the dead people are the TS agents! TS, not NTSMS! -_-
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Markus on November 29, 2004, 11:13:28 pm
"Surely they come straight from the evil headquarters of the Elitist Syndicate! That´s why their webservers are down - all their computers are busy creating this illusion."
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Manolo on November 29, 2004, 11:43:50 pm
But last time Luthien entered the Therion forum, she still had viruses (the ones that TS agents themselves put in her computer). So when she entered the website, the viruses came back to the TS server and it happened something like a deja vu (anyone remembers the matrix? :P)
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Carlios on November 30, 2004, 04:44:30 am
Then, a portal opened behind them, and a man arrived "My name is Ima Pseudonym" said the man "and I can get you out of this ninja zombie, deja vu virus, pop singing henchmen reality... but first you have to do something for me..."
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on November 30, 2004, 03:58:36 pm
I know that a traitor is between you. Discover who is he/she. We know that TS had paid with something hugh... The traitor, when you will discover him or her, is in my hands.
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Sirius13 on November 30, 2004, 07:23:41 pm
Each of the ninja zombie, deja vu virus, pop singing henchmen reality NTSMS members looked at one another in turn, and all eyes settled on the large "TS" tattoo upon...
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Carlios on November 30, 2004, 09:27:44 pm
Each other's arms... WHAT??? They were all traitors??? Why did they all had TS tatoos, and why didn't anybody noticed before???
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Markus on November 30, 2004, 10:23:35 pm
Markus gazes at his arm in terror. Then he realizes something... he wipes off some dust. An 'N'  and an 'MS' appear...
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on November 30, 2004, 10:29:14 pm
Luthien quickly and desperately acts as Markus! Saved! She has the whole NTSMS tatoo too!
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Carlios on November 30, 2004, 10:41:28 pm
Carlios looks at his (hey, I had to be in here somewhere) and quickly disguises it painting an 'N' and an 'MS' with a magic marker
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on November 30, 2004, 10:47:28 pm
Ok... all NTSMS agents look at everybody... who has not the complete NTSMS tatoo? :ph34r:
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Ereshkigal on December 01, 2004, 04:04:06 am
There is one who from the start has made us doubt of his intentions :ph34r: ...It is he under the mask! It is...
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on December 02, 2004, 11:03:51 am
Sirius13!!! :ph34r:

NOTE: Rick... don't take it into account, please :P
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Markus on December 02, 2004, 04:40:18 pm
As all eyes turned to him with a threatening look he said: "Wwwait! Wait! I can explain this!" But before he could start...
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Ereshkigal on December 02, 2004, 05:32:22 pm
....The Offman appeared with a big TS mark on his forehead...it is now time to battle againts the evil forces!
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Manolo on December 02, 2004, 08:20:49 pm
Manolo is the first one in withdraw his sword. He points it at Offman, who trembles only by seeing the mighty sword (hey! that is too rhapsody!). He kneels and says....
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on December 03, 2004, 10:44:39 am
"If you kill me, you will commit a terrible error! Please, before sinking your mighty sword in my chest, hear me... maybe you'll change your mind then!"

(PS. It's amazing how all of us prefer not telling anything important... just to make the next player tell it, not oneself!)
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Markus on December 03, 2004, 11:27:06 am
(If it´s your wish that we may say important things, it shall be granted  :ph34r: )

"You must know that Luthien forced me to do that! She´s so keen on having a traitor inside NTSMS that she forced me to sell my soul to TS!"
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on December 04, 2004, 02:56:55 am
"Liar!", Markus screamed. "That´s a birth mark, not a tattoo! He was one of them ever since he was born. Luthien has nothing to do with that!"
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Ereshkigal on December 04, 2004, 03:43:21 pm
Ereshkigal speaks: "Let the man speak" -_-

Offman: "Ok, I was sent here with a secret mission to destroy this Society for it is a thread to TS."

Luthien speaks: "Who exactly sent you?"  :angry:
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Markus on December 06, 2004, 10:51:35 pm
In that moment Markus chops his head off. After that, everybody attacks each other with swords, axes and magical spells.
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Ereshkigal on December 07, 2004, 04:18:59 am
Chaos reigns and everyone is attacking everyone. In the meantime Sephren is laughing and watching through his magick ball.

Could this be the end? what could possibly save them now?
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Markus on December 07, 2004, 10:18:17 am
Noone is spared, all die.

As the "dead" rise again they get thundering applause for their performance of the new play "NTSMS Ragnarök".

:D
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on December 07, 2004, 05:20:41 pm
All people applauds... when Markus wakes up: he lies in the ground, a sword is touching his throad; Sephren holds it. "Have you left your sweet dreams, Markus?", Sephren laughs!
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Markus on December 07, 2004, 08:03:05 pm
"Oh my goodness, Sephren, is that Chris there behind you?!" Markus says with wide eyes.
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on December 07, 2004, 08:25:12 pm
"Yes, he is. He is the Great Master". Markus sees how Chris makes a hand signal... as in the gladiators: thumb down!
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Markus on December 07, 2004, 09:51:37 pm
Markus immediately obeys and blasts his assailant to hell with a white-hot fireball. "These padrons are hotter than I expected." he remarks.
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on December 07, 2004, 11:07:00 pm
(how you like to change the situation given for me!! :ph34r: )

Markus approaches to Chris... when he realizes that he's only a mirage! In fact, who really is there... is... a giant spider with TS tatto!!
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Markus on December 07, 2004, 11:49:53 pm
Markus shouts: "How cuuute!" and begins to pet the spider on the head and to fondle its back. Soon the animal allows him to ride on its back.
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on December 07, 2004, 11:52:14 pm
While riding the spider, another bigger spider appears just in front of them, showing all his teeth and slobbering, with fire in the eyes!
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Markus on December 08, 2004, 12:06:43 am
Markus is in a state of bliss as he sees the larger spider, and soon is riding it. "Now follow me!" he yells to his comrades. "Now beware, Elitist Syndicate!"
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on December 08, 2004, 12:16:40 am
But the biggest spider stops and shouts with growling voice: "you're not the bliss!! and I'll be never submitted by you, traitor!!" And the spider throws towards him.
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Markus on December 08, 2004, 12:22:39 am
Another fireball solves this problem. "Me a traitor?! Where did it have that crap from?" He jumps on the smaller spider again: "Anyway: Follow me against TS!"
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on December 08, 2004, 12:26:13 am
Markus and the spiders are running, when he hears something... and now, a shade in the rock! "Who is there?!"
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Markus on December 08, 2004, 01:10:24 am
How horrible! DTFM is attacking our hero, trying to spam him to death. Who can save Markus now? Desparately he´s crying for help...
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on December 08, 2004, 12:48:04 pm
Luthien appears: "Don't worry, Markus! I'll help you!". And she attacks DTFM with a more potent stream of spam!
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Markus on December 08, 2004, 01:42:48 pm
Indeed DTFM disappears, but DTFM2 appears. Then DTFM3 - a whole army of DTFM clones! Markus begins to ban each of them, but...
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on December 08, 2004, 01:54:07 pm
Fighting back by back, Markus and Luthien ban DTFM clones... but there are hundreds... thousands! They faint by tiredness, Luthien falls without energy...
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Markus on December 08, 2004, 02:09:09 pm
DTFM3762 bends over them, taking deep breath before his final death spam. Suddenly the last surviving TS virus jumps from Luthien's bag into his face. Coughing he falls down...
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on December 08, 2004, 02:14:37 pm
Markus extends his arm to Luthien, helping her to rise. "I thought this virus can be yet useful", she explains.
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Markus on December 08, 2004, 02:20:09 pm
"It was", he replies. "But we have another problem now!" The virus has multiplied dramatically while killing all the clones - there are thousands of viruses around them now.
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on December 08, 2004, 02:24:23 pm
"What's the problem?". She starts to growl the "formatting enchantment"... and all viruses quicky spark and disappear!
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Markus on December 08, 2004, 02:29:30 pm
"That's the problem!" Markus points out. The formatting spell has turned the whole landscape into a featureless plain - everything around them has disappeared with the viruses!
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on December 08, 2004, 02:31:42 pm
"Only one solution now", Luthien says. "RUN!!!!!!!!".
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Markus on December 08, 2004, 02:37:37 pm
It's absolutely nightmarish: Because really everything has disappeared they don't see any change as they move. It feels like running at top speed but not changing position!
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on December 08, 2004, 02:46:55 pm
They stopped. "Now... what?!", Markus asks. Luthien looks at the horizon... "Ei, Markus, what is it?".
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Markus on December 08, 2004, 02:52:53 pm
"Could those be the terrible dark towers of the Elitist Syndicate headquarters?"
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on December 08, 2004, 03:28:03 pm
"Yes, there are... and they're save of the void!! We only have one chance: going to the enemy headquarters and fight with the enemy itself!!".
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Markus on December 08, 2004, 07:59:56 pm
"But why isn´t it guarded by fire-breathing dragons?", Markus wonders. Two huge dragons with an angry expression on their 14 faces appear...
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on December 08, 2004, 08:02:52 pm
"Look, Markus! They seem the spiders which you ride!", Luthien whispers at Markus ear...
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Markus on December 08, 2004, 08:40:22 pm
"No, they´re even cuter than the spiders", Markus says as he approaches the dragons. Like dogs they lie on their backs so he can pet their bellies. Soon...
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on December 08, 2004, 08:54:15 pm
...both heroes are flying through the clouds. No too much time has passed and Markus and Luth see the top of the dark towers. They can feel the negativeness of the site...
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Markus on December 08, 2004, 10:09:39 pm
...and they are very afraid, because apparently all their comrades have left them. They hadn´t heard a word from them for days!
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on December 08, 2004, 10:35:11 pm
"But... what is this? Markus, don't you hear a far moan? it comes from the tower!!", Luthien remarks.
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Ereshkigal on December 09, 2004, 03:04:09 am
In deed it is a mown! Could that be...? Oh no! Our loyal messenger Ereshkigal! She in trapped in tower. The tower extends high up the skies unreachable!
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Markus on December 09, 2004, 02:01:41 pm
"We must help her! I think it will be hard to get in from the ground, so we better land on top of the tower." And so they do.
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Ereshkigal on December 09, 2004, 02:16:40 pm
Guys is that you? Hurry save me! Sephren has bad plans and IVO has been captured also, you see once you enter the TS you can never leave! :o
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Markus on December 09, 2004, 02:38:31 pm
But it´s not that easy: Ereshkigal is guarded by a monkey who attacks with weirdest spam, saying: "You´re fascists if you don´t allow me to hunt blacks!"
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Ereshkigal on December 09, 2004, 05:21:44 pm
Markus takes out his bottle of met, makes gargles and drinks it. Then gathers strength and lets go of his fiery breath and the monkey incinarates!

Luthien: "Now lets get Ereshkigal out.!"
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Markus on December 09, 2004, 05:27:57 pm
A second gulp of strong drink, and the iron lock turns into a glowing puddle. Ereshkigal is free again!
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Ereshkigal on December 09, 2004, 05:37:42 pm
Now hurry! we must go get IVO he can really help us to reach the main leaders and detroy them before they destroy us! Come on Markus tell Luthien to get me a spider too!
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Markus on December 09, 2004, 10:28:12 pm
Magically the spiders they had left behind when they mounted the dragons reappear, and now the three heroes ride deeper into the fortress of the Elitist Syndicate.
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on December 09, 2004, 11:14:47 pm
But the fortress brings dark vibrations... every step they walk, depper dark thoughts they had... as if someone or something were putting it in mind...
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Ereshkigal on December 10, 2004, 12:33:08 am
Suddenly Ereshkigal feels a need...an urge to pull her sword and wound someone, when she turns to Markus, he had the sword pointing to Luthien! The dark vibrations were driving them crazy! :o
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on December 10, 2004, 12:49:34 am
---> Luthien can post here and solve the situation by some NotessomeS invocation or something like that, BUT Luthien had just created and joined to the NotessomeS Followers Syndicate, and by now she's in a post's strike<---

Note: The reason of the strike: she asks for being not seen as the evil one; she asks for people not saying that she is the bad person, who ever is threatening NTSMS members. She begs for a little humanitary treatement.

PD. The strike concerns not to all topics. -_-
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Markus on December 10, 2004, 10:21:11 am
Markus doesn´t even know that he´s threatening Luthien: In his mind he sees a huge bunch of astrologers. Like him, all of them see figures from their worst nightmares...
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Ereshkigal on December 10, 2004, 03:38:05 pm
They are all influenced by the evil energy of the place! Luthien, our hero  B)  guided by Notessomes avoids to become a victim and makes a bigger spell to supress the negative energy and they all go back to normal!
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on December 10, 2004, 04:20:29 pm
All? Maybe... but Markus has an strange stare. "Markus, any problem?", Ereshkigal asks him. "No... nothing... but...", he replies looking at Luthien.

*NOTE:  I return to the strike since now*
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Ereshkigal on December 10, 2004, 04:28:51 pm
Markus: "I feel weird..."  :blink:

Luthien: "Markus watch out!"  :o
              "TS bees inside your pants! "

Ereshkigal:  :o


Luth: you must quit the strike, you are not seen as evil but as a hero to us! I re-invidicated you! -_-

Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on December 10, 2004, 04:38:31 pm
Markus begins to shiver...  "TS bees... they are moving up...". He cannot move, he doens't dares to!!. "What can I do? Help, please!".

NOTE.@Ereskigal: Strange...

First evidence (http://members.lycos.co.uk/ntsms/index.php?showtopic=76&view=findpost&p=1203)
Second evidence (http://members.lycos.co.uk/ntsms/index.php?showtopic=76&view=findpost&p=1230)
Third evidence (http://members.lycos.co.uk/ntsms/index.php?showtopic=14&view=findpost&p=1056)


And I have more... -_-
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Ereshkigal on December 10, 2004, 04:49:56 pm
Luth, our hero  B) , grabs some of that met and pours it on the bees! The bees are now too drunk to pinch Markus and
Markus, sighs in relief  :rolleyes:

Ereshkigal can't help but laugh :lol:

Markus gets mad :angry: at Ereshkigal  

The three guys continue on their quest!




NOTE: Luth, but that was past, I have reinvindicated you twice now!  -_-
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Markus on December 11, 2004, 12:54:29 am
But the danger isn´t over: A uniformed spammer appears, saying: "Look at me, everybody, I´m in the army, but don´t dare to say that! Look at me, I´m..." etc.

NOTE: This one is easy to understand if you´ve been around the official forum for a while...
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on December 11, 2004, 12:57:28 am
Our heroes ask him about why he says he is in the army but he want not they saying it... whe the spammer gets mad and attack them with "I am in the army! What's the problem!?" speech!!

NOTE: Ey, Markus, I've thought it has to be him! :lol:
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Markus on December 11, 2004, 01:44:57 am
Coping with him isn´t difficult: They keep chanting "Soldierboy! Soldierbo-oy!" until he explodes with anger. But they´re not safe yet, because...
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Ereshkigal on December 11, 2004, 04:16:36 am
...they are now inside the smaller tower. Here the spamm gets nastier! And have turned into viruses!
"MyDoom" attacks them and Luthien takes out his Norton protection...
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on December 12, 2004, 12:06:45 am
...but, thousands and thousand of hackers round our heroes!! Norton is useless against so number of enemies! They join back to back, with their swords ready... they know they will die!
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Ereshkigal on December 12, 2004, 12:30:03 am
....swords start to sound! Luthien is the first one to kill a virus! Markus then brings another one down and Ereshkigal fighting againts another one beheads him!
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on December 12, 2004, 09:05:33 pm
A strange monk appears, and all virus vanish.

Luth: who are you?
Monk: I am the one who will guide you.
Ereshkigal: how?
Monk: Use your magic. But you'll prefer not to use it.
Markus: why you aren't clearer?

The monk vanishes...


NOTE: Maybe Markus can iddentify this monk. Think in Therion forum...
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Markus on December 13, 2004, 03:06:07 pm
"Strange guy...", Markus remarks. "But anyway, we mustn't lose time. Let's go on!"
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on December 13, 2004, 10:02:51 pm
They advance slowly, seeking out any hidden danger. But all quiet, silence... no movements, only they three. Luthien stops: "It's too odd. Enemy seems being disappear without reason!".
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Ereshkigal on December 14, 2004, 02:07:55 pm
Entering more the tower they see this heavy iron door...

Ereshkigal whispers: Look, there is light from underneath the door...should we enter? :unsure:
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Markus on December 14, 2004, 02:52:26 pm
Markus boldly opens the door. "Oh my goodness, look at that huge library!"  He disappears between the towering book shelves.
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on December 14, 2004, 03:57:28 pm
"Oh by NotessomeS! BOOKS!!!" Luthien exclaims. And she dissapears too. Last thing Ereshkigal can hear from her is "milions and milions of ancient bo..."...
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Markus on December 14, 2004, 04:04:15 pm
But what terror! No matter which book they pull from the shelves, the same words are written all over its pages: "You must be TS member to access this information!"
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on December 14, 2004, 04:12:39 pm
Markus tries to think how to solve it... when he realizes he cannot see where his companions are. He shout... "Ereshkigal!! Luth!!... can you hear me??!". Nothing...
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Ereshkigal on December 14, 2004, 06:24:14 pm
EDIT by Markus: I hate it, hate it, HATE IT when I accidentally edit postings instead of replying. I´m really sorry! Ershkigal had continued like this: Luthien and Ereshkigal have disappeared, Markus finds a black book lying open on the floor. Markus concludes that they both must have been reading it when they disappeared.

Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Markus on December 14, 2004, 11:24:47 pm
"Must be one hell of an interesting book..." he says as he picks it up and begins to read. The letters begin to swirl, to form a tunnel...
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Ereshkigal on December 15, 2004, 01:31:15 am
Luthien and Ereshkigal swirled deep into the same never ending tunnel...

*They hear a weird scream*

Luthien: Markus is that you?
Markus: weeeeheeeeeee!!!
Ereshkigal: what hell is that?
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Markus on December 15, 2004, 10:02:28 am
They all find themselves on a sunny grove, surrounded by colourful, fragrant flowers. Happy little elves are buzzing around in the air.
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on December 15, 2004, 10:30:47 am
One of this elves puts on Markus' nose, jumping and tickling him. Other one introduces in Ereshkigal hair, and decides to do nice work with it. Another one jumps down by Luth's back.
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Ereshkigal on December 15, 2004, 02:10:09 pm
The little elves bring what seems to be a present to their 3 guests...

Ereshkigal: "should we?"

Luthien: "we must be careful"

Markus:  :unsure:






PD= Congrats to me for reaching the 200 posts!  B)
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Markus on December 15, 2004, 03:05:02 pm
Whatever it is... it seems to be transparent, and rather heavy. It takes about a dozen of elves on each side to carry it, and they can barely lift it...
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Ereshkigal on December 15, 2004, 03:52:30 pm
The elves hand the ball to Luthien, who  reaches for it w/ fear, and as soon as she holds the ball an image starts to take shape inside of it...
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Markus on December 15, 2004, 08:57:13 pm
Hard she stares into the crystal ball, and the image becomes clearer and clearer to her. Suddenly she bursts into uncontrollable laughter!
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on December 15, 2004, 11:39:23 pm
Markus asks her what is so funny... She looks at him, and laugh louder! Ereshkigal asks to her too... and more and more loud laughing!!
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Markus on December 16, 2004, 12:33:04 am
"Either a deep truth has been revealed to her, or she´s gone crazy." Markus remarks. "What is that thing, anyway?" he asks the elves.
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on December 17, 2004, 12:35:20 am
But elves seem astonished. "It's suppossed that the ball shows the right way to enter the fortress... nothing so funny!", they explain.
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Markus on December 17, 2004, 12:52:23 pm
"So did you see it, Luth?", Markus wants to know. And he´s humming a tune to himself that they all find familiar: "In the realm of Aaaaalfheeeeiiiim, you never knoooooow..."
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Manolo on December 19, 2004, 05:04:49 pm
Then a Nazgul crashes at about 5 mts from they were. Manolo stands, takes off his sword from it's head and gets off the nazgul. "Did you miss me?"
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Markus on December 19, 2004, 10:09:19 pm
"Great to have you back, Man(olo)!", Markus says. "You must tell us how you did that on occasion. But still I don´t know what Luth has seen..."
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on December 19, 2004, 10:12:18 pm
And Luth is still laughing... so loud that she cannot stand in her feet, and she's in the floor, laughing and laughing, loud and loud!
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Markus on December 20, 2004, 02:04:43 pm
Now Markus looks into the crystal ball. "OK, folks, this way!" he says, and adds, shaking his head: "I wonder what's so funny about this...!"
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Ereshkigal on December 20, 2004, 02:16:54 pm
Ereshkigal thinks: "Must be the red wine...."

They carry the ball which will lead them to the secret way to the top of the tower....the ball reveals that ahead they will encounter a gigant troll...
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Manolo on December 27, 2004, 06:29:07 pm
Manolo looks at luthien with a "WTF" face and says "Ok, no more weed for luthien today". Then everyone get's ready to fight. Luthien says "Leave them to me!, I'll take them both!". Markus looks at her and says "there is only one"...
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on December 28, 2004, 01:15:09 am
"Nop, there trie trols, all for mee!!", Luthien yells. But the troll has walked and now is just in front of Luth: "you bastart!you..." and falls off!
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Carlios on January 08, 2005, 07:30:19 am
After spending 12 days unconscious, the troll finally wakes up, and seeks for Luthien and friends, but they're gone...
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Manolo on January 08, 2005, 05:07:55 pm
After 12 days, luthien is sober again. Manolo says "We must be near, luthien, exactly where is the enter?"
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Rat Cornu on January 09, 2005, 12:32:35 pm
The great Horned Rat arrives late, but in great strengh and finally decided to help his friends. "SO what's the situation here ? Let me fight at your side... Where are those ennemies ? They'll flee seeing us !"
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Rat Cornu on January 20, 2005, 08:25:42 pm
Seeing the despair of the troops here, Rat Cornu rises his sword. Come on friends don't give up !
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Carlios on January 22, 2005, 09:05:14 am
But it was too late, everyone had just lost interest in the fight... even the bad guys... what was going to happen now??? :ph34r:
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on January 22, 2005, 10:37:28 am
The NTSMS enemy has drugged its members!! Because it they have lost interest in the battle!!! Now, TS is slowly reaching the victory... NTSMS alma mater is going to join the enemy!!! :o  :ph34r: :unsure:
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Rat Cornu on January 24, 2005, 02:42:12 pm
Seeing that despair, Rat Cornu just think that the spell of our pretress Ereshkigal could rise again our troops and make them believe in the battle.

But the TS members have recognized the Rat and now realize he's a traitor ......
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on February 08, 2005, 10:30:06 pm
While all looking at Rat... the terrible TS tattoo slowly appears on Luthien's arm...
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Rat Cornu on February 09, 2005, 10:22:32 am
For being TS, Rat recognizes this tattoo. And then whispers to Luthien "we'll defeat NTSMS" *dark laugh*
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on February 09, 2005, 11:01:55 am
While Rat saying so, a farest laugh sound... it was Sephren's devil laugh!
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Rat Cornu on February 09, 2005, 01:58:49 pm
Yes Sephren laugh ... Would NTSMS be strong enough to defeat the TS master now they haven't their mistress Luth at their side ?
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on February 10, 2005, 10:02:38 am
Our heroes, looking at Luthien's TS tatoo, know the truth: Sephren has kidnapped her!! Now, she is in the enemy's hands! :ph34r:
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Manolo on February 10, 2005, 04:22:48 pm
Manolo screams: "SEPRHEN, YOU FUCKING SORCERER! DRAG YOUR SORRY ASS HERE AND FIGHT ME!"
(about that "drag your sorry ass" I read it somewhere and I loved it):)
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on February 11, 2005, 09:57:45 am
Sephren looks at Manolo with a devil grin in his face. Luthien looks all the fight with unfixed, lost stare.
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Sephren on February 12, 2005, 01:35:53 am
Sephren shouts out on the fields: "Join me, embrace the mark of the Dragon and get hidden knowledge and signed treasures bearing the name of the Might Chris". Then he raises his swords above his head and engages combat.
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on February 12, 2005, 01:41:43 am
As hypnotyzed, some of the bravest NTSMS warriors put the eyes in white and follow him, as Luthien did before them. But no everybody hears the call...
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Ereshkigal on February 12, 2005, 07:04:56 am
"No!" says Ereshkigal!

She bares a NTSMS mark as well as a ML mark... Now with doubled power she tries to invoke Notessomes...
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on February 12, 2005, 11:12:40 am
Ereshkigal invoking Notessomes, while some NTSMS members crossing the swords with Sephren, and Luthien with other hypnotized agents, staring at it. A lightening crosses the sky and the thunder sounds loud everywhere!
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Ereshkigal on February 12, 2005, 05:26:52 pm
Clinging of swords everywhere, blood everywhere, but still no loss to NTSMS. Seems like Sephren, all by himself had more power than they thought!
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on February 12, 2005, 05:43:10 pm
But lost looking of Luthien leads to the sky: Notessomes appears surrounded by lightenings!!!
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Ereshkigal on February 12, 2005, 11:23:31 pm
Light that blinds everyone! But he light is more than Sephren can resists and he hides under his cape. This is a moment to take advantage of ...a defendless Sephren...
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on February 13, 2005, 09:47:14 am
Guided by the wisdom of Notessomes, Ereshkigal rises her sword and tries to kill blind Sephren, but the enemy hears something and rolls off just before being touched! Luthien looks at the sky, where light remains...
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Rat Cornu on February 14, 2005, 01:17:18 pm
Then Rat approaches Sephren (great for the group Guest ennemy  :P ) and as a traitor from TS, he unblinds Sephren with a darkness spell !
The Sephren and Rat raise their swords and prepare to the fight against the sorceress Ereshkigal ...

"Betrayal has been long enough" declares Rat laughing ...
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on February 14, 2005, 05:09:25 pm
Luthien opens the eyes. Notessomes has enlightened her!! She yells: "Rat!! Traitor! Die with Sephren!!". And she grabs her sword and rises it with Notessomes power
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Ereshkigal on February 14, 2005, 05:28:52 pm
Luthien cuts off Rat's tail who in so much pain hides behind a angry Sephren...
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Rat Cornu on February 14, 2005, 06:14:54 pm
... swearing he'll get is revenge staring at Ereshkigal .......
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on February 15, 2005, 10:59:57 am
Luthien has been enlightened. She realizes the truth about Sephren and TS... and now, she knows that she is in great danger!! Sephren can kill her, unless she would act as a hypnotyzed again...
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: FranZ on February 15, 2005, 05:03:19 pm
Franz scratches the back of his head and wonders what the hell is happening. While checking his equipment he sees a figure approach in the distance...
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on February 15, 2005, 05:08:10 pm
The figure is now in front of him: "Franz, you are the master of this deadly game now. You has joined the war thanks to the backhead connection. What side will you join?"
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: FranZ on February 15, 2005, 05:10:21 pm
Franz has chosen, and demonstratively flings his triple bladed sword towards Luthien.
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on February 15, 2005, 05:18:35 pm
Luthien, with authomatic voice, says: "TS is the Only One. NTSMS, f****g traitors, death".
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: FranZ on February 15, 2005, 05:24:47 pm
Stunned by this reaction, Franz lowers his sword....
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on February 15, 2005, 05:27:09 pm
And Luthien quickly catchs him by his back and, with a like-matrix movement, throws him to the floor! Notessomes looks all with a grin.
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: FranZ on February 15, 2005, 06:00:41 pm
Infuriated by this lame distraction, Franz turns into Chtulhu and starts some fearsome growling.
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Rat Cornu on February 15, 2005, 06:03:37 pm
Rat stands between Luth and FranZ. He tells to FranZ : "you'll never hurt our mother", sword in hand and blood in the eyes ....
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: FranZ on February 15, 2005, 06:24:50 pm
Chtulhu kicks Rat aside. With a deep growling voice Chtulhu says: "You now GROWL betrayed both sides. This won't be a nice future for you..."
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Ereshkigal on February 15, 2005, 07:19:12 pm
FranZ, now Chutulu, begins coughing, he knows he can't growl too long without coughing...this is a great opportunity to now get him...
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on February 15, 2005, 11:20:17 pm
Luthien grabs the sword that Franz has left on the floor and points him: "Surrender yourself or I'll have to kill you!", she says with coldness.
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: FranZ on February 16, 2005, 12:28:43 am
Chtulhu pulls up one eyebrow and taps Luthien away with a simple snap of his fingers. *cough* *cought* And with that Chtulhu changes back to Franz....
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on February 16, 2005, 12:43:57 am
Luthien stands on feet. She cleans her dress, full of dust: "Shit! he has dirtied me! He will suffer the consequences!!". And she says the wisdom words of the terrible spell... Ereshkigal looks at her with fear: "No, it's too terrible!!"
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Ereshkigal on February 16, 2005, 04:09:22 am
Indeed...the terrible spell turned FranZ into a cat : "meow"...

Luthien: "look, how cute"... :wub:
Ereshkigal: "no! stay away from himmmmm!"

In that moment his whiskers become upwards and big poisonous fangs show! :o

(Meanwhile Sephren is too busy to attack thinking what a great cat show  this cat could make  :rolleyes: )
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on February 16, 2005, 08:28:07 am
(Mmhh... it's supposed that the spell was mine! How the hell I fall in the trick of the cute cat, so? Ereshkigal, you will remember me... :ph34r: ).

Luthien, still confused by the previous state of hypnotyzed, now quickly realizes who the cute cat is. As it is attacking her, she catchs a ball made with newspaper paper, and throws it very far... the cat runs towards it, catch the ball and returns the ball to Luthien!!

(It ever works with my youngest cat :P )
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Rat Cornu on February 16, 2005, 10:39:55 am
Hmmmm

Rat dying asks for Ereshkigal help ......... Would she ?
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Ereshkigal on February 16, 2005, 02:56:13 pm
Ereshkigal turns into the Rat...

"Die for you treason!!!"

And wounds him on his hairy back!

A rat bleeding and bleeding gets no help from his TS brothers...oh those TS traitors!
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Rat Cornu on February 16, 2005, 03:08:44 pm
Rat's dead and off now ...............
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on February 16, 2005, 03:41:13 pm
... but Luthien feels pity of him and, with her power, treat his wounds, as a sparkle of live remains on him. She looks at him and says: "Rat, have you seen now who are your real friends?"
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Ereshkigal on February 16, 2005, 06:46:54 pm
Rat replies: "Yes, and I am sorry"

Ereshkigal: "This I only did to make u see how bad those TS guys can be, come join us again"

And so he did...

Back to the battlefield!
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on February 16, 2005, 10:58:21 pm
While Rat joins again the path of Truth, the enemy's still there!! Luthien hears something in her back...
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Rat Cornu on February 17, 2005, 05:33:58 pm
Rat is now decided

With NTSMS / Against TS

He takes one sword in each hand and stands between Luth and Ereshkigal in front of TS forces.

And now he says.

"We are 3 ............ They are alone ............ They have no hope to win !!! Fight my sisters !!!"
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on February 18, 2005, 11:05:04 am
The three with their swords rised... and the Franz_Cat, with the paper ball in its mouth, looking them with sooo cute looking... and... where is the arch-enemy Sephren? :ph34r:
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: FranZ on February 18, 2005, 01:01:13 pm
A cold icy shiver goes over the three NTSMS-forefighters... Sephren has returned from the Gates of Hell, where he has been residing...

What they don't realise is that Franz has had a good chance to sharpen his nails.
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on February 18, 2005, 03:56:11 pm
Luthien, with her 6th sense, realizes that something goes in bad way... The cat!!! She sings the spell, and a giant dog appears in front of the now terrified cat. Now, the problem comes from the gates of Hell...
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: FranZ on February 18, 2005, 04:29:51 pm
Though terrified, Franz makes large pookie eyes, and the dog, who thinks it looks cute asks luthien whether he may keep the cat.
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on February 18, 2005, 04:45:00 pm
As the dog has failed the mission, Luthien herself decides to do the work. She catchs a big paper ball and, making it dance in front of the cat's eyes... she throws the ball. The cat run over it... and the ball falls in a deep precipice. And the cat faaaaaaaaaalls toooooooooooooooo!
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Rat Cornu on February 18, 2005, 05:44:35 pm
Rat frightened by the cat feels relieved .....

But as he hates cats he runs and throws himself in the precipice, sword in hands, and after a 100m free fall, he empales the sword in the cat's back .
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Rat Cornu on February 18, 2005, 05:55:14 pm
Thus I gave my life. For NTSMS.
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Ereshkigal on February 18, 2005, 05:58:51 pm
Ereshkigal: Luthien, we must rescue Rat!!!

Too late to ask Luthien for help, Sephren has chained her suspended in the air by some evil spell...
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Rat Cornu on February 18, 2005, 06:06:33 pm
In a blood bath, and a flesh butchery, FranZ and Rat lie in the bottom of the precipice.
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on February 18, 2005, 08:58:17 pm
Luthien is wholy lucid, but her body doesn't do what her mind orders. She tries to concentrate all her mental strength, but nothing! Now, only Ereshkigal can save NTSMS from the evil TS! :ph34r:
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Ereshkigal on February 19, 2005, 04:33:28 am
Ereshkigal thinks of what to do, but in the distance she sees a shape. Could it be? is it? It is Ivo!

Ivo: Ereshkigal, where is the megatherion server now?
Ereshkigal: at the center gate of the tower, guarded by HDHM

(In the meantime Sephren keeps hypnotizing Luthien)
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Sephren on February 19, 2005, 02:24:01 pm

Sephren, after beeing in the Void for so long, suddenly got the idea that this whole war suddenly got a little silly and begins thinking that there might be a bug somewhere in the whole thing. Wielding the mighty Edit Plus he begins altering the Script of the World, and Luthien suddenly turns into a fluffy little kitten with longest eartuffs ever seen.
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on February 19, 2005, 03:59:21 pm
Meeeeeow!!

Translation: "Ereshkigal, help me!!! Sephren has changed the script of the world and now I'm a little cat! Ivo can help you to make the world being back the same!!"
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Ereshkigal on February 20, 2005, 04:59:19 am
Ivo: Hang on girls (including cat)! I am good at messing with the script and with the server!

*Ivo messes with it*

Suddenly Luthien becomes "@Luthien" and Ereshkigal "@Ereshkigal!"

More power than ever!!! *Trumpet sound!*
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on February 20, 2005, 08:55:29 am
@LuthCat and @Ereshkigal kick Sephren and NowDeathFranz from the script of the world. VICTORY!!!! "But", thinks Ereshkigal, "what are we forgetting?".

"Meeeeeoww!!!", Luth says

TRANSLATION: "Ereshkigal!! The only one who can give me back my human shape is Sephren!! I want not being a cat forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" :ph34r:
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: TheOFFman on February 20, 2005, 01:13:29 pm
TheOFFman arrives finnaly. He was lost, he saw some people, some fight, all in blur. He passed out.
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on February 20, 2005, 02:14:59 pm
"Meeeeeeeoooooow", Luthien says.

TRANSLATION: "OFFman!!! It was time for you coming here! I need Sephren coming back, can you call him from the Gates of Hell again, please? As a TS member, I think he will hear your request!!"
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Sephren on February 20, 2005, 05:26:45 pm
Due to Ivo's messing with the script, the world suffers a System Crash.
Luckily Sephren was kicked out before the crash. Sephren has set "fixing the World" on his TODO, but it is quite far down.
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on February 20, 2005, 05:30:43 pm
In the void, Luthien asks: "Meeeeow?" *; Ereshkigal says: "Let us ask to Ivo".

*TRANSLATION: "And now, what?!"
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Rat Cornu on February 21, 2005, 09:52:46 am
Script of the world being changed, Rat wakes up from the little blood bath as the first dragon of times, a little baby dragon. He goes to Ereshkigal and asks :

"Could I help you with burning that damm Sephren, nice girl ?"

For sure the little baby dragon is powerful but as a baby kinda silly too and he doesn't realize that if he burns Sephren, Luthien will be forever cat ......

But still he looks at Sephren, open his mouth and .....
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on February 21, 2005, 09:57:51 am
But... with all the mess, not only Rat come back to live. Franz rises again!!! Luthien : "Meow, meeeow, MEEEEOW!!!".

TRANSLATION:"Whaaat?! All people come back to live or change his shape, and I still am a cat?! I want my human shape now!!!!"
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Rat Cornu on February 21, 2005, 10:05:02 am
This story makes the little dragon angry .... He goes at FranZ and burns his slained body in hell flames .... Now he's just got into black powder and wind soon takes it away. Then he starts relooking at Sephren. But he sees his power is muuuuuuuch greater than FranZ' and he doesn't dare burning him ...
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Sirius13 on February 21, 2005, 10:25:52 pm
Hey guys..  did I miss a fight or...

*evil crashes down from all sides, and Sirius13 is destroyed utterly before he can even comprehend what has been going on in this damn thread*
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Sirius13 on February 21, 2005, 10:29:29 pm
*silence*


*onlookers kick the corpse of Sirius13*




*no sound or movement comes from the corpse of Sirius13, he is definitely dead*


Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Sirius13 on February 21, 2005, 10:31:37 pm
*onlookers shrug*


*continue their fight...*
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on February 22, 2005, 11:06:25 am
Floating in the void, Ereshkigal sees Sirius13 corpse: she feels pity for him and, invoking the Infinite Power of Notessomes, he comes back to live. "Now I'll explain all to you", Ereshkigal says, "let's go to defeat Sephren!".
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Ereshkigal on February 22, 2005, 02:36:19 pm
But Sephren is not found anywhere!

And.. somewhere else:

"Sephren taking vacations drinking a margarita"

Ereshkigal: "Luthien, Sirius, Ivo, come on guys, let us steal the server!"

*The 3 enter Sephren's secret chamber*
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Rat Cornu on February 22, 2005, 05:00:44 pm
The little dragon is here to help too ........ Did you forgot him ?
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Ereshkigal on February 23, 2005, 04:00:56 am
Ereshkigal: "Come on too little dragon! you need to sneak below the chambe's door and open from the inside!"

*They hear a noise*

Sirius drops dead again and rolls down the stairs  :blink:
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Rat Cornu on February 23, 2005, 01:05:58 pm
The little dragon, very emotive, starts to cry ....
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Sirius13 on February 23, 2005, 11:15:37 pm
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Sirius drops dead again and rolls down the stairs  :blink:
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*the corpse of Sirius13 is grateful that it can now retain its 'dead' status*  :D
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Carlios on March 01, 2005, 11:40:52 pm
But before they could enter the chamber, a voice speaks out of nowhere:

"If you wish to enter first you must answer a question"

"Sure, anything, we have all the knowledge of Notessomes"

"Answer this right, if you fail you'll all die...

Is tomato a fruit or a vegetable?"


Everyone looks at each other with confused face :blink:  :blink:  :blink:
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on March 01, 2005, 11:47:33 pm
Meeeeoww!!

Translation: VEGETABLE!!!!!
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Carlios on March 01, 2005, 11:54:40 pm
"WRONG" Answers the voice. "Now face the consecuences of your mistake"

Suddenly a portal opens up in front of them, and sends them into another dimension, filled with tomato plantations, and they are all turned into tomato harvesters.
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on March 02, 2005, 12:04:03 am
But, while harving, Luthien eats the tomatoes!! She says "one vegetable, two vegetables, three vegetables...." while eating.
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on April 09, 2005, 02:30:04 pm
NOTE:

For Notessomes sake!  Post here or I'll curse all you, and all non-posters will be transformed into bettles!!!!  :ph34r:  :ph34r:  :ph34r:  :ph34r:  :ph34r:
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Jo Ta Erre on April 09, 2005, 04:19:48 pm
:blink:
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Aluqak on April 09, 2005, 04:39:57 pm
Beetles?... mmmm... *grabs a malicious smile*
Yeah, go ahead Luth, then we'll squeeze them a drink some beetlejuice :ph34r:.
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Carlios on June 29, 2005, 06:08:03 am
And then...

the universe imploded and all matter ceased to exist... except the ninja smiley ( :ph34r: ) which will forever exist beyond time and space...


THE END...???
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on June 29, 2005, 06:20:13 am
But... TS ninja smiley looked with angry to NTSMS ninja smiley... "are you a coward?!", it asked...
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Carlios on June 29, 2005, 06:30:01 am
"No" NTSMS ninja-smiley replied, "just what's the point of fighting if the universe has ceased to exist... it's better if we become friends"
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on June 29, 2005, 07:36:57 am
"I think you're right"... said TS ninja smiley which, btw... it was a female one. She realized NTSMS's ninja smiley's bottom... "Nice ass", she thought. "Ey, cute NTSMS ninja smiley, would you like to drink a beer with me?". "Why not?", he replied...

TO BE CONTINUED... in private  ;)
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Sirius13 on June 29, 2005, 08:17:54 pm
....But suddenly another universe popped into existence.



And billions of years passed.



And once more TS evolved.


And once more NTSMS.


And once again, NTSMS were wittier, sharper, and altogether better looking than their TS counterparts.

TS could not contain their jealousy, and once again, they built towards....







WAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHH!!!!!!!


(And it was screamed in the manner of 'At War With Satan' by Venom)


And in the same way, the war was indeed eternal.
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Luth on June 29, 2005, 08:20:54 pm
*A deep voice speaks while Typhon sounds as background*

It was about 1300 a.C. The two most powerfull kingdoms (TS and NTSMS) were going to war, a war that both feared. The new and rising kingdom of NTSMS was leaded by King Manolo and Queen Luthien. The TS kingdom was in conflict becouse of the recent passing of its King Ivo. It was still to be decided who would be the next bearer of the TS crown. Manolo and Luthien's domains were growing. They now controlled the powerfull Europe and TS Kindom's lands were the rich Asia. Both empires needed to conquer the other one, so it was just a matter of time...

While the high priest Markus is still invoking the aid of great Notessomes, the Elitist Kingdom leads its first foul strike: The queen is suddenly befallen by a strange pest....

Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Aluqak on June 29, 2005, 09:18:47 pm
... and this pest was called SPAM!!!
And then everyone in both kigdoms began to spam in their respectives halls and fora...
Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Sirius13 on June 30, 2005, 05:45:05 pm
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... and this pest was called SPAM!!!
And then everyone in both kigdoms began to spam in their respectives halls and fora...
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Then all of a sudden Luthien decided to invent an anti-spam-post eradication device.  A device so very cunning in its ability to move amongst topics deleting all spam-like entries.



Alas, after setting this device in action Luthien soon realised that it did not actually exist, and that all references to the device were in fact themselves SPAM.

Greatly upset by this discovery, she tried even harder to invoke the great mythical anti-spam-post eradication device, and at every attempt generated even more SPAM.

...and thus by default the great eternal battle swung in favour of TS, who were not even aware of the battle, but were winning anyway.



When asked about plans and progress for the ongoing war, a leading TS member issued the following damning statement:

"Huh?"


Title: TS vs NTSMS
Post by: Aluqak on June 30, 2005, 06:06:45 pm
Luthien decided to make a desperate move a created her own war-metal-band, which was of course called Luthien (http://www.luthienmetal.tk). Unfortunately, this attempt was also futile, for her band soon began to play spam-metal. Now, even the metal world was being corrupted by spam!!!