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Title: I'm new
Post by: Messi_Therion on June 17, 2010, 07:48:24 pm
¡Hello all!  I am new. Sorry by my engllish, i am not good with it.
I am a man from Spain. I live now in Barcelona, but i am from Madrid. I have 2 big passions: metal and Real Madrid, the best club in the world!!!  Wish we'll be friends and talk about Therion a lot!!

(I love that:  :cht:)
Title: Re: I'm new
Post by: Persephone on June 17, 2010, 08:03:23 pm
Hi :D

Well, all I can say, be careful with our Queen administrator Luthien! :D she's mad to Barca!

Hope You will enjoy Your time around here and share some thoughts and things with us.
Title: Re: I'm new
Post by: Elizabeth on June 17, 2010, 08:06:34 pm
Hey theeere!

Don't worry about the English, if you stick around, this forum'll get to be a good teacher for you as it turned out to be for quite a bunch of people! Plus, there's a lot of Spanish-speaking people here, so you won't feel alone  :biggrin:
However, there are a couple of things you need to know, to become a good member of this community *ehem* 1st of all, we have a couple of Queens around. As Miri here pointed out, the greeeeatest one of them (until further revolutions, of course) is a huge FC Barca fan. So, if I was in your place, I'd keep the Real thing on a low profile. 2nd. You need to have fun. That's about it.

Enjoy!
Livi
Title: Re: I'm new
Post by: Markus on June 17, 2010, 08:13:58 pm
Hola Iker-Therion!

Well, if it wasn't for the football-incompability you could meet our Evil Queen in person because she lives in Barcelona. But you're supporting the wrong team, so I'm afraid she'll tear your head right off. :afaid:

Look around the forum and enjoy yourself! You'll find out that there will be an NTSMS-gathering in your city in November. :biggrin: And as Livi said: Don't apologise for your English! You'll realise that it turns better and better the longer you stay with us.

Feel free to post in any thread, no matter how old, and feel free to open new ones. And have a lot of fun indeed.

:welcome: and cheers!

Markus
Title: Re: I'm new
Post by: The One on June 17, 2010, 08:35:52 pm
Heya and welcome! Bienvenido! :welcome: :drunk:
As you may have heard, we have a section in Spanish, and for most of us, English is not our mother tongue. This forum is quite a helper when it comes to practicing English, so the longer you stay, the better your English. You can ask the evil Barca-supporting Queen.



And since you're predisposed with such incompatibility with our Queen, you might be a useful member of the underground revolutionary gro... I mean reading club in this forum.
*slips a copy of The NTSMS Manifesto and 101 Ways of Torturing Cats* Initi...I mean first reading circle and discussion at Comrade :cht:'s apartment. :ninja:

Title: Re: I'm new
Post by: Luth on June 17, 2010, 08:39:47 pm
Snif snifffff...  I think I feel some strange smell...

Ah!!! I see!!!! Takes the sword out. A "merengue" in my kingdom!!!!  :ninja:

Counts to one hundred, breathes deep and speaks.  :med2:

Wellcome, my Barcelonian friend. I wish you'll have a nice time among us. If you talk about bad English, read my first posts in megatherion, and you'll see what is really bad English  :whistle:  

Ah! And I'd hear Elisabeth... about keeping certain fooball team on low profile... There's an avatar and a sig that hurt my eyes, right now!!!  :starwars:
Title: Re: I'm new
Post by: Aluqak on June 17, 2010, 09:41:51 pm
Yep. There is indeed a strange odour inhere... Oh! wait a second I didn't take my shower today :blush:
Anyway, welcome to our crazy and English-slayer community. Beware of the Barca Queen and all her minions which include these tow fellows:  :cht: and  :cht2:
Title: Re: I'm new
Post by: Lucy on June 17, 2010, 09:45:04 pm
Hello, welcome! :yahoo: Oh yes, and do you know what does "iker" mean in Hungarian? :)
Title: Re: I'm new
Post by: Messi_Therion on June 17, 2010, 10:22:40 pm
I don't know what Iker is in hungarian, but it is the name of the best goalkeeper. Can you imagine what  :biggrin:

I am sure i'll have fun here. A meeting in Barcelona? When is it the time? Maybe I can be free that day. But maybe i am out in Madrid, my natal home. I travel there often.

Good nigh!!

To Luthien: Villarato!!!!  :ninja:
Title: Re: I'm new
Post by: Lucy on June 17, 2010, 10:26:05 pm
It's "twin", so it looks like you have two of the best goalkeeper at once. Hail Therion and football! :biggrin:
Title: Re: I'm new
Post by: Messi_Therion on June 18, 2010, 10:51:06 am
Iker is a basque name, and the goalkeeper is very good. He is the goalkeeper of “La Roja, spanish football team.  Bad think in la Roja is that too many players from Barcelona, reason we lost that match. They don’t feel the colours. And they only win if referee help them!!!

I very like this foro. What other metal bands like you?  I like a lot the classics, and some  more new bands, as Therion, Opeth, Blind Guardian and more.
Title: Re: I'm new
Post by: Luth on June 18, 2010, 04:19:56 pm
 :disgust:

It's neither wise nor polite to critize any team when you're a new member of this forum. Of course we can think different, and support different teams, but there are beter ways to do that than speaking stupidities and simply lying about the other. I ask you to change your way to speak about Barça and Barça players, or we'll be no friends. You must know that Barça won because it was the best one, not because any referee helped it to win (it tends to be the contrary, Madrid being the favoured one). Please, stop that nonsense now you're on time!

Luthien, one of the admins.
Title: Re: I'm new
Post by: Markus on June 18, 2010, 04:43:43 pm
Hey Iker,

umm... are you meaning that serious? :blink:

Whatever... I'm also into Apocalyptica, Haggard, some Dissection, Ixtlan and some others. But mostly I prefer Therion and classical music (especially Händel). You can find a lot about this in the music topic!

Cheers!

Markus
Title: Re: I'm new
Post by: Aluqak on June 18, 2010, 04:54:55 pm
Bad think in la Roja is that too many players from Barcelona, reason we lost that match. They don’t feel the colours.
I'm not Spanish and usually I don't like to get into this kind of conversations, but I must wonder how a team filled with players that don't feel the colours [sic] can win the European cup and all their matches on its way to the world cup. I mean, you need more than the help of referees to do that, don't you?
I'm a football lover, and as a football lover I got very discouraged when Spain lost against Switzerland (the football the Swiss play sucks A LOT!), but quiet honestly I can think about a dozen reasons to justify that lost... other than "there were too many players from Barcelona". For example: Casillas did a poor job on the goal, and Casillas is not a Barca player. Silva didn't play well, and he is not a Barca player. Torres and Alonso missed a couple of good occasions, and none of them play for Barca. From my point of view, the best Spanish player on that match was Iniesta... oh! and what a coincidence! He IS a Barca player :o

So, all in all, I have to stand behind Luth, but not necessarily for the same reasons. Being new in a place and doing biased comments such as those you just made is not the smartest thing you can do (either in this forum or anywhere else in the real world).
So, let's start things all over again and concentrate on common matters: Therion, Blind Guardian, Opeth, Black Messiah, Haggard, Orphaned Land, Melechesh, Rotting Christ, you name it! :)
Title: Re: I'm new
Post by: Persephone on June 18, 2010, 04:56:49 pm
Opeth are fantastic.
Title: Re: I'm new
Post by: Messi_Therion on June 18, 2010, 05:12:15 pm
(http://www.corazonblanco.com/media/galeria/44/3/1/7/9/n_real_madrid_cristiano_ronaldo-389713.jpg)


AND 


(http://i524.photobucket.com/albums/cc327/beautyindark/therion.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm new
Post by: Luth on June 18, 2010, 07:19:02 pm
Can we leave it ONLY with music???!!!
Title: Re: I'm new
Post by: Messi_Therion on June 18, 2010, 07:33:48 pm
Oh people!!

I've received a Private Message by both The Queen and the High Priest, and Notessomes has enlightened me. Now, I clearly see that the ONLY football team is Barça. I've already joined the official club, and I've their hymn in my mobile. I'm so sorry to have been so mistaken for so long time!!!!

Ah! And Notessomes helped me a little with my English too... She has told me something like Remember, revenge is a dish best served cold (http://ntsms.megatherion.com/index.php?topic=1269.msg44474#msg44474).

Cheers!  :cht:

Title: Re: I'm new
Post by: Markus on June 18, 2010, 07:40:01 pm
:blink:

:unsure:

:idea:

:lol3:

:wave:

:lol3:

:verymad:

:giveup:















:ninja:
Title: Re: I'm new
Post by: Lucy on June 18, 2010, 07:42:46 pm
For Unholy Cthulhu's name, I can't believe it! :roll:

Please, Hatecraft, say a word, are you a REAL newbie, or are you too some of us disguised? :unsure:

Best NTSMS play ever, congratulations, my Queen! :roll:

I'm a bit worried about my Barcelona trip... who knows what happens when I enter the kingdom of our smart, evil, fantastic Queen? :yeha:
Title: Re: I'm new
Post by: Luth on June 18, 2010, 07:53:17 pm
Don't worry Lucy, luckily for our Priest, I'm not very used to these tricks... but the last Markus' one was too much for me. I waited and nothing came to my mind... waited, waited... and, suddenly, yesterday I was enlightened. Bad thing is that now I must wash out the nasty pimples and eczema in my hands (specially fingers) and terrible conjuntivitis after looking in MY screen the pictures posted my my alter-ego...

Now we're on draw  :ninja:
Title: Re: I'm new
Post by: Markus on June 18, 2010, 07:58:09 pm
Very clever, very elaborate! You really got me, my queen.  :biggrin:

I'm sorry about the allergy. (Also because crimes like this are to be punished in a different way.  :wink2:)

Cheers!

Markus
Title: Re: I'm new
Post by: Luth on June 18, 2010, 08:07:13 pm
I feared that you would look at the IP... Luckily, you didn't look, and I managed to change it often  :cht:

Btw... I like to be in THAT side of the joke!  :ninja:
Title: Re: I'm new
Post by: Aluqak on June 18, 2010, 08:23:29 pm
 :tongue: What the f***!!! :mad3:
So, you made me spent all my precious words on a.... joke?
Yes? ... well... OK, now we can laugh together :lol3:

That was indeed a good one Luth :bow:
Title: Re: I'm new
Post by: Luth on June 18, 2010, 08:34:20 pm
I'm sorry Alu, you suffered collateral damage... I confess that your post almost made me feel bad for the joke. I highly agree with your words, by the way  :ninja:

It's all the Priest's fault, you know  :lol3:
Title: Re: I'm new
Post by: Markus on June 18, 2010, 08:37:19 pm
Hey Luth,

Btw... I like to be in THAT side of the joke!  :ninja:

That's fun, isn't it? I hope you've tasted blood now. :biggrin:

Cheers!

Markus
Title: Re: I'm new
Post by: Xiquet on June 22, 2010, 10:19:36 pm
I can't beleave what kind of queen we have....   :tongue:
Title: Re: I'm new
Post by: Markus on June 23, 2010, 12:18:00 am
Well, yeah, Xiquet,

especially you should be scared. :afaid: :biggrin:

But then again I suppose you have never annoyed her as much as I did this April...

Cheers!

Markus
Title: Re: I'm new
Post by: ViruS on June 24, 2010, 10:54:12 am
I have 2 big passions: metal and Real Madrid, the best club in the world!!!  Wish we'll be friends and talk about Therion a lot!!



Ahem.. do i smell another freak? :ninja: could be
Regarding this sentance " Real Madrid, the best club in the world!" .. i think there is something rong about it, hehe. -LiverpoolFc- that's more like it.
I would like to welcome you to this funny community of therion!

And remember this : You'll neva walk alone
Title: Re: I'm new
Post by: Luth on June 24, 2010, 12:52:20 pm
Ey Virus!

Please, read all the topic, from the begining to the end. And be ready!!!  :ninja:
Title: Re: I'm new
Post by: Markus on June 24, 2010, 01:41:06 pm
Another victim. :ninja: :lol3:
Title: Re: I'm new
Post by: alrisha on July 01, 2010, 07:46:06 am
 ;D
Hello everyone,My name is Ryan (username alrisha),come from Beijing,China,I'm a 30 years old man.I'm glad be your friend,My favoriate band:Sonata Arcitca,Stratovarius,Nightwish,Therion,Iron Maiden,Rhapsody of fire...etc.

I have a lot of interest,music,reading,sports,tv games...I know a lot of fable and legend of orient,If you like I can talk with you.
my msn:alrisha0304@hotmail.com

I heard of a chinese elder prophesy that all chinese are successor of dragon metempsychosis,and all Finlander are succesoor of garud!a.
It's very intresting,isn't it?
Title: Re: I'm new
Post by: Markus on July 01, 2010, 09:43:19 am
Ni hao and welcom, Alrisha! Great to have you here. :)

What's your Chinese name if I may ask?

Anyway, I'd be happy to talk to you about all those interesting topics.

Cheers!

Markus
Title: Re: I'm new
Post by: Penny lane on July 02, 2010, 05:49:25 am
Hello Ryan!! oh you're in the border to my country ;D
do we have anyone else here from China?,i dont remember that. Welcome aboard and hope we get to know you more :thumbup:
Title: Re: I'm new
Post by: TheOFFman on July 07, 2010, 06:17:05 pm

Wellcome, my Barcelonian friend. I wish you'll have a nice time among us. If you talk about bad English, read my first posts in megatherion, and you'll see what is really bad English  :whistle:  


I HAVE TO find that.  :ninja: Or would you be kind and direct me in right direction. Can I say direct me in right direction?  :unsure:
Title: Re: I'm new
Post by: Luth on July 07, 2010, 06:44:40 pm
Ey Offy... Perhaps the very first posts are lost somewhere in the cyberspace, as the first forum disappeared and old posts only partially recovered...

Btw... I wish you have read all the posts from this thread. Although what I wish more is that you were here the day the topic started  :ninja:
Title: Re: I'm new
Post by: TheOFFman on July 07, 2010, 07:06:53 pm
I read every post and I assumed that it was some kind of joke from the beginning. Although some things like Barcelona emblem and nick only helped  :D Nice one Luth!  ;D
Title: Re: I'm new
Post by: Luth on July 07, 2010, 07:16:07 pm
Not a joke. Only a revenge  :ninja:

(you must know that the actual nick, avatar and signature were very different at the beginning of the thread  :ninja: ).
Title: Re: I'm new
Post by: TheOFFman on July 07, 2010, 07:22:34 pm
(you must know that the actual nick, avatar and signature were very different at the beginning of the thread  :ninja: ).

I know, that's why it was much easier for me to guess it was a joke, but probably would have anyway  :unsure: