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Main Forum => Enter the voids of the OT-forum => Topic started by: Lady Sa'iltu on October 06, 2009, 07:50:28 pm
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Let's play a game)))). Let's write a poem.
The rules:
Everyone have to write only 2 verses, the first one is a rhyme to the last one of a previous post, and the other is a verse for the next user to make a rhyme.
And so, I should start with only one verse, but the next one should make 2.
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Cthulhu's jumping up and down...
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Cthulhu's jumping up and down,
His forehead crinkled with a frown,
Shub-Niggurath jumps down and up
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Cthulhu's jumping up and down,
His forehead crinkled with a frown,
Shub-Niggurath jumps down and up
And asks his friend:"Where's my cup?"
They are to visit one old king
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Cthulhu (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cthulhu)'s jumping up and down,
His forehead crinkled with a frown,
Shub-Niggurath (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shub-Niggurath) jumps down and up
And asks his friend:"Where's my cup?"
They are to visit one old king,
The owner of a diamond ring.
Yog-Sothoth (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yog-Sothoth) knew and saw it all
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Cthulhu's jumping up and down,
His forehead crinkled with a frown,
Shub-Niggurath jumps down and up
And asks his friend:"Where's my cup?"
They are to visit one old king,
The owner of a diamond ring.
Yog-Sothoth knew and saw it all
And thus foresaw Cthulhu's fall
"Into eternal slumber He'll go
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Cthulhu's jumping up and down,
His forehead crinkled with a frown,
Shub-Niggurath jumps down and up
And asks his friend:"Where's my cup?"
They are to visit one old king,
The owner of a diamond ring.
Yog-Sothoth knew and saw it all
And thus foresaw Cthulhu's fall
"Into eternal slumber He'll go,
His snores will bring eternal woe
Upon the ears of beasts and men
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Cthulhu's jumping up and down,
His forehead crinkled with a frown,
Shub-Niggurath jumps down and up
And asks his friend:"Where's my cup?"
They are to visit one old king,
The owner of a diamond ring.
Yog-Sothoth knew and saw it all
And thus foresaw Cthulhu's fall
"Into eternal slumber He'll go,
His snores will bring eternal woe
Upon the ears of beasts and men
And even of domestic hen.
His snores, oh, what an act of god!
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Cthulhu's jumping up and down,
His forehead crinkled with a frown,
Shub-Niggurath jumps down and up
And asks his friend:"Where's my cup?"
They are to visit one old king,
The owner of a diamond ring.
Yog-Sothoth knew and saw it all
And thus foresaw Cthulhu's fall
"Into eternal slumber He'll go,
His snores will bring eternal woe
Upon the ears of beasts and men
And even of domestic hen.
His snores, oh, what an act of god!"
Thus spoke all-seeing Yog-Sothoth.
Cthulhu, however, still awake,
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Cthulhu's jumping up and down,
His forehead crinkled with a frown,
Shub-Niggurath jumps down and up
And asks his friend:"Where's my cup?"
They are to visit one old king,
The owner of a diamond ring.
Yog-Sothoth knew and saw it all
And thus foresaw Cthulhu's fall
"Into eternal slumber He'll go,
His snores will bring eternal woe
Upon the ears of beasts and men
And even of domestic hen.
His snores, oh, what an act of god!"
Thus spoke all-seeing Yog-Sothoth.
Cthulhu, however, still awake,
As he fell for a young long snake
He doesn't know the snake is male!
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Cthulhu's jumping up and down,
His forehead crinkled with a frown,
Shub-Niggurath jumps down and up
And asks his friend:"Where's my cup?"
They are to visit one old king,
The owner of a diamond ring.
Yog-Sothoth knew and saw it all
And thus foresaw Cthulhu's fall
"Into eternal slumber He'll go,
His snores will bring eternal woe
Upon the ears of beasts and men
And even of domestic hen.
His snores, oh, what an act of god!"
Thus spoke all-seeing Yog-Sothoth.
Cthulhu, however, still awake,
As he fell for a young long snake
He doesn't know the snake is male!
The green Great Old One went all pale
When seeing after a hot flirt
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Hey Siren,
great idea! Thank you for this thread. :)
Who still has an English teacher at school? I'd really love to know what they say about our poem. I suppose they'd go :wOOt: :blink: :bow:
Cheers!
Markus
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Who still has an English teacher at school? I'd really love to know what they say about our poem. I suppose they'd go :wOOt: :blink: :bow:
Tha's for sure))). What if they'd go :evil2: :evil2: :evil2: :pop:)))?...
Cthulhu's jumping up and down,
His forehead crinkled with a frown,
Shub-Niggurath jumps down and up
And asks his friend:"Where's my cup?"
They are to visit one old king,
The owner of a diamond ring.
Yog-Sothoth knew and saw it all
And thus foresaw Cthulhu's fall
"Into eternal slumber He'll go,
His snores will bring eternal woe
Upon the ears of beasts and men
And even of domestic hen.
His snores, oh, what an act of god!"
Thus spoke all-seeing Yog-Sothoth.
Cthulhu, however, still awake,
As he fell for a young long snake
He doesn't know the snake is male!
The green Great Old One went all pale
When seeing after a hot flirt
He said:"You are my dire dirt!"
But an English teacher is coming"
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Who still has an English teacher at school? I'd really love to know what they say about our poem. I suppose they'd go :wOOt: :blink: :bow:
Tha's for sure))). What if they'd go :evil2: :evil2: :evil2: :pop:)))?...
That's a possible reaction, too. Any participant who still takes English lessons - please show our work to your teacher and report his reaction!
Cthulhu's jumping up and down,
His forehead crinkled with a frown,
Shub-Niggurath jumps down and up
And asks his friend:"Where's my cup?"
They are to visit one old king,
The owner of a diamond ring.
Yog-Sothoth knew and saw it all
And thus foresaw Cthulhu's fall
"Into eternal slumber He'll go,
His snores will bring eternal woe
Upon the ears of beasts and men
And even of domestic hen.
His snores, oh, what an act of god!"
Thus spoke all-seeing Yog-Sothoth.
Cthulhu, however, still awake,
As he fell for a young long snake
He doesn't know the snake is male!
The green Great Old One went all pale
When seeing after a hot flirt
He said:"You are my dire dirt!"
But an English teacher is coming"
So he screamed, while Yog-Sothoth was humming
In a terrible unearthly voice
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Ha-ha! Having an English lesson at the un-sity next week)))! But I fear I'll fail my exams then)))).
Cthulhu's jumping up and down,
His forehead crinkled with a frown,
Shub-Niggurath jumps down and up
And asks his friend:"Where's my cup?"
They are to visit one old king,
The owner of a diamond ring.
Yog-Sothoth knew and saw it all
And thus foresaw Cthulhu's fall
"Into eternal slumber He'll go,
His snores will bring eternal woe
Upon the ears of beasts and men
And even of domestic hen.
His snores, oh, what an act of god!"
Thus spoke all-seeing Yog-Sothoth.
Cthulhu, however, still awake,
As he fell for a young long snake
He doesn't know the snake is male!
The green Great Old One went all pale
When seeing after a hot flirt
He said:"You are my dire dirt!"
But an English teacher is coming"
So he screamed, while Yog-Sothoth was humming
In a terrible unearthly voice
And it was really pleasant noice
These concerts are well-known here
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Ha-ha! Having an English lesson at the un-sity next week)))! But I fear I'll fail my exams then)))).
No way! You will pass immediately, without further exams.
Cthulhu's jumping up and down,
His forehead crinkled with a frown,
Shub-Niggurath jumps down and up
And asks his friend:"Where's my cup?"
They are to visit one old king,
The owner of a diamond ring.
Yog-Sothoth knew and saw it all
And thus foresaw Cthulhu's fall
"Into eternal slumber He'll go,
His snores will bring eternal woe
Upon the ears of beasts and men
And even of domestic hen.
His snores, oh, what an act of god!"
Thus spoke all-seeing Yog-Sothoth.
Cthulhu, however, still awake,
As he fell for a young long snake
He doesn't know the snake is male!
The green Great Old One went all pale
When seeing after a hot flirt
He said:"You are my dire dirt!"
But an English teacher is coming"
So he screamed, while Yog-Sothoth was humming
In a terrible unearthly voice
And it was really pleasant noice
These concerts are well-known here.
Then the teacher cried: "Oh my dear!
You are nothing but Lovecraftian ficition!
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Cthulhu's jumping up and down,
His forehead crinkled with a frown,
Shub-Niggurath jumps down and up
And asks his friend:"Where's my cup?"
They are to visit one old king,
The owner of a diamond ring.
Yog-Sothoth knew and saw it all
And thus foresaw Cthulhu's fall
"Into eternal slumber He'll go,
His snores will bring eternal woe
Upon the ears of beasts and men
And even of domestic hen.
His snores, oh, what an act of god!"
Thus spoke all-seeing Yog-Sothoth.
Cthulhu, however, still awake,
As he fell for a young long snake
He doesn't know the snake is male!
The green Great Old One went all pale
When seeing after a hot flirt
He said:"You are my dire dirt!"
But an English teacher is coming"
So he screamed, while Yog-Sothoth was humming
In a terrible unearthly voice
And it was really pleasant noice
These concerts are well-known here.
Then the teacher cried: "Oh my dear!
You are nothing but Lovecraftian ficition!"
"Oh, my dear, but it's your affliction!
You came when we were having dinner"
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Cthulhu's jumping up and down,
His forehead crinkled with a frown,
Shub-Niggurath jumps down and up
And asks his friend:"Where's my cup?"
They are to visit one old king,
The owner of a diamond ring.
Yog-Sothoth knew and saw it all
And thus foresaw Cthulhu's fall
"Into eternal slumber He'll go,
His snores will bring eternal woe
Upon the ears of beasts and men
And even of domestic hen.
His snores, oh, what an act of god!"
Thus spoke all-seeing Yog-Sothoth.
Cthulhu, however, still awake,
As he fell for a young long snake
He doesn't know the snake is male!
The green Great Old One went all pale
When seeing after a hot flirt
He said:"You are my dire dirt!"
But an English teacher is coming"
So he screamed, while Yog-Sothoth was humming
In a terrible unearthly voice
And it was really pleasant noice
These concerts are well-known here.
Then the teacher cried: "Oh my dear!
You are nothing but Lovecraftian ficition!"
"Oh, my dear, but it's your affliction!
You came when we were having dinner.
Bossy teacher, you're one lucky winner:
You look real, you look tasty, we're hungry
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Sorry to say I'm taking English classes no more... Xiquet is, but I don't think he feels like sharing this poem :insane:
(PS. And sorry to say I don't dare to be active in this topic yet... although I'm enjoying it a lot! :lol3: ).
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Cthulhu's jumping up and down,
His forehead crinkled with a frown,
Shub-Niggurath jumps down and up
And asks his friend:"Where's my cup?"
They are to visit one old king,
The owner of a diamond ring.
Yog-Sothoth knew and saw it all
And thus foresaw Cthulhu's fall
"Into eternal slumber He'll go,
His snores will bring eternal woe
Upon the ears of beasts and men
And even of domestic hen.
His snores, oh, what an act of god!"
Thus spoke all-seeing Yog-Sothoth.
Cthulhu, however, still awake,
As he fell for a young long snake
He doesn't know the snake is male!
The green Great Old One went all pale
When seeing after a hot flirt
He said:"You are my dire dirt!"
But an English teacher is coming"
So he screamed, while Yog-Sothoth was humming
In a terrible unearthly voice
And it was really pleasant noice
These concerts are well-known here.
Then the teacher cried: "Oh my dear!
You are nothing but Lovecraftian ficition!"
"Oh, my dear, but it's your affliction!
You came when we were having dinner.
Bossy teacher, you're one lucky winner:
You look real, you look tasty, we're hungry
Welcome to our starving country
Take your seat in our plate!"
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Cthulhu's jumping up and down,
His forehead crinkled with a frown,
Shub-Niggurath jumps down and up
And asks his friend:"Where's my cup?"
They are to visit one old king,
The owner of a diamond ring.
Yog-Sothoth knew and saw it all
And thus foresaw Cthulhu's fall
"Into eternal slumber He'll go,
His snores will bring eternal woe
Upon the ears of beasts and men
And even of domestic hen.
His snores, oh, what an act of god!"
Thus spoke all-seeing Yog-Sothoth.
Cthulhu, however, still awake,
As he fell for a young long snake
He doesn't know the snake is male!
The green Great Old One went all pale
When seeing after a hot flirt
He said:"You are my dire dirt!"
But an English teacher is coming"
So he screamed, while Yog-Sothoth was humming
In a terrible unearthly voice
And it was really pleasant noice
These concerts are well-known here.
Then the teacher cried: "Oh my dear!
You are nothing but Lovecraftian ficition!"
"Oh, my dear, but it's your affliction!
You came when we were having dinner.
Bossy teacher, you're one lucky winner:
You look real, you look tasty, we're hungry
Welcome to our starving country
Take your seat in our plate!"
So he met his cruel fate.
Fiction or not, the teacher was eaten
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Cthulhu's jumping up and down,
His forehead crinkled with a frown,
Shub-Niggurath jumps down and up
And asks his friend:"Where's my cup?"
They are to visit one old king,
The owner of a diamond ring.
Yog-Sothoth knew and saw it all
And thus foresaw Cthulhu's fall
"Into eternal slumber He'll go,
His snores will bring eternal woe
Upon the ears of beasts and men
And even of domestic hen.
His snores, oh, what an act of god!"
Thus spoke all-seeing Yog-Sothoth.
Cthulhu, however, still awake,
As he fell for a young long snake
He doesn't know the snake is male!
The green Great Old One went all pale
When seeing after a hot flirt
He said:"You are my dire dirt!"
But an English teacher is coming"
So he screamed, while Yog-Sothoth was humming
In a terrible unearthly voice
And it was really pleasant noice
These concerts are well-known here.
Then the teacher cried: "Oh my dear!
You are nothing but Lovecraftian ficition!"
"Oh, my dear, but it's your affliction!
You came when we were having dinner.
Bossy teacher, you're one lucky winner:
You look real, you look tasty, we're hungry
Welcome to our starving country
Take your seat in our plate!"
So he met his cruel fate.
Fiction or not, the teacher was eaten
Then a policeman came and Cthulhu was beaten
But by Alhazred he was acclaimed
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Oh my Azathoth, this is dead-funny! :roll:
Cthulhu's jumping up and down,
His forehead crinkled with a frown,
Shub-Niggurath jumps down and up
And asks his friend:"Where's my cup?"
They are to visit one old king,
The owner of a diamond ring.
Yog-Sothoth knew and saw it all
And thus foresaw Cthulhu's fall
"Into eternal slumber He'll go,
His snores will bring eternal woe
Upon the ears of beasts and men
And even of domestic hen.
His snores, oh, what an act of god!"
Thus spoke all-seeing Yog-Sothoth.
Cthulhu, however, still awake,
As he fell for a young long snake
He doesn't know the snake is male!
The green Great Old One went all pale
When seeing after a hot flirt
He said:"You are my dire dirt!"
But an English teacher is coming"
So he screamed, while Yog-Sothoth was humming
In a terrible unearthly voice
And it was really pleasant noice
These concerts are well-known here.
Then the teacher cried: "Oh my dear!
You are nothing but Lovecraftian ficition!"
"Oh, my dear, but it's your affliction!
You came when we were having dinner.
Bossy teacher, you're one lucky winner:
You look real, you look tasty, we're hungry
Welcome to our starving country
Take your seat in our plate!"
So he met his cruel fate.
Fiction or not, the teacher was eaten
Then a policeman came and Cthulhu was beaten
But by Alhazred he was acclaimed
By the Great Old One the poor cop was maimed
Because now Cthulhu had been encouraged
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Cthulhu's jumping up and down,
His forehead crinkled with a frown,
Shub-Niggurath jumps down and up
And asks his friend:"Where's my cup?"
They are to visit one old king,
The owner of a diamond ring.
Yog-Sothoth knew and saw it all
And thus foresaw Cthulhu's fall
"Into eternal slumber He'll go,
His snores will bring eternal woe
Upon the ears of beasts and men
And even of domestic hen.
His snores, oh, what an act of god!"
Thus spoke all-seeing Yog-Sothoth.
Cthulhu, however, still awake,
As he fell for a young long snake
He doesn't know the snake is male!
The green Great Old One went all pale
When seeing after a hot flirt
He said:"You are my dire dirt!"
But an English teacher is coming"
So he screamed, while Yog-Sothoth was humming
In a terrible unearthly voice
And it was really pleasant noice
These concerts are well-known here.
Then the teacher cried: "Oh my dear!
You are nothing but Lovecraftian ficition!"
"Oh, my dear, but it's your affliction!
You came when we were having dinner.
Bossy teacher, you're one lucky winner:
You look real, you look tasty, we're hungry
Welcome to our starving country
Take your seat in our plate!"
So he met his cruel fate.
Fiction or not, the teacher was eaten
Then a policeman came and Cthulhu was beaten
But by Alhazred he was acclaimed
By the Great Old One the poor cop was maimed
Because now Cthulhu had been encouraged
To break the law, as he indeed managed
Truth was the police lacked respect
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Cthulhu's jumping up and down,
His forehead crinkled with a frown,
Shub-Niggurath jumps down and up
And asks his friend:"Where's my cup?"
They are to visit one old king,
The owner of a diamond ring.
Yog-Sothoth knew and saw it all
And thus foresaw Cthulhu's fall
"Into eternal slumber He'll go,
His snores will bring eternal woe
Upon the ears of beasts and men
And even of domestic hen.
His snores, oh, what an act of god!"
Thus spoke all-seeing Yog-Sothoth.
Cthulhu, however, still awake,
As he fell for a young long snake
He doesn't know the snake is male!
The green Great Old One went all pale
When seeing after a hot flirt
He said:"You are my dire dirt!"
But an English teacher is coming"
So he screamed, while Yog-Sothoth was humming
In a terrible unearthly voice
And it was really pleasant noice
These concerts are well-known here.
Then the teacher cried: "Oh my dear!
You are nothing but Lovecraftian ficition!"
"Oh, my dear, but it's your affliction!
You came when we were having dinner.
Bossy teacher, you're one lucky winner:
You look real, you look tasty, we're hungry
Welcome to our starving country
Take your seat in our plate!"
So he met his cruel fate.
Fiction or not, the teacher was eaten
Then a policeman came and Cthulhu was beaten
But by Alhazred he was acclaimed
By the Great Old One the poor cop was maimed
Because now Cthulhu had been encouraged
To break the law, as he indeed managed
Truth was the police lacked respect
But no one knew if this respect was speckled
But it was alive and alike human beeing
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Cthulhu's jumping up and down,
His forehead crinkled with a frown,
Shub-Niggurath jumps down and up
And asks his friend:"Where's my cup?"
They are to visit one old king,
The owner of a diamond ring.
Yog-Sothoth knew and saw it all
And thus foresaw Cthulhu's fall
"Into eternal slumber He'll go,
His snores will bring eternal woe
Upon the ears of beasts and men
And even of domestic hen.
His snores, oh, what an act of god!"
Thus spoke all-seeing Yog-Sothoth.
Cthulhu, however, still awake,
As he fell for a young long snake
He doesn't know the snake is male!
The green Great Old One went all pale
When seeing after a hot flirt
He said:"You are my dire dirt!"
But an English teacher is coming"
So he screamed, while Yog-Sothoth was humming
In a terrible unearthly voice
And it was really pleasant noice
These concerts are well-known here.
Then the teacher cried: "Oh my dear!
You are nothing but Lovecraftian ficition!"
"Oh, my dear, but it's your affliction!
You came when we were having dinner.
Bossy teacher, you're one lucky winner:
You look real, you look tasty, we're hungry
Welcome to our starving country
Take your seat in our plate!"
So he met his cruel fate.
Fiction or not, the teacher was eaten
Then a policeman came and Cthulhu was beaten
But by Alhazred he was acclaimed
By the Great Old One the poor cop was maimed
Because now Cthulhu had been encouraged
To break the law, as he indeed managed
Truth was the police lacked respect
But no one knew if this respect was speckled
But it was alive and alike human being
And this living respect was suddenly seeing
The cup of the Goat with a thousand young
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Cthulhu's jumping up and down,
His forehead crinkled with a frown,
Shub-Niggurath jumps down and up
And asks his friend:"Where's my cup?"
They are to visit one old king,
The owner of a diamond ring.
Yog-Sothoth knew and saw it all
And thus foresaw Cthulhu's fall
"Into eternal slumber He'll go,
His snores will bring eternal woe
Upon the ears of beasts and men
And even of domestic hen.
His snores, oh, what an act of god!"
Thus spoke all-seeing Yog-Sothoth.
Cthulhu, however, still awake,
As he fell for a young long snake
He doesn't know the snake is male!
The green Great Old One went all pale
When seeing after a hot flirt
He said:"You are my dire dirt!"
But an English teacher is coming"
So he screamed, while Yog-Sothoth was humming
In a terrible unearthly voice
And it was really pleasant noice
These concerts are well-known here.
Then the teacher cried: "Oh my dear!
You are nothing but Lovecraftian ficition!"
"Oh, my dear, but it's your affliction!
You came when we were having dinner.
Bossy teacher, you're one lucky winner:
You look real, you look tasty, we're hungry
Welcome to our starving country
Take your seat in our plate!"
So he met his cruel fate.
Fiction or not, the teacher was eaten
Then a policeman came and Cthulhu was beaten
But by Alhazred he was acclaimed
By the Great Old One the poor cop was maimed
Because now Cthulhu had been encouraged
To break the law, as he indeed managed
Truth was the police lacked respect
But no one knew if this respect was speckled
But it was alive and alike human being
And this living respect was suddenly seeing
The cup of the Goat with a thousand young
And many good songs and hymns were sung
And all those vile unholy rhymes
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Cthulhu's jumping up and down,
His forehead crinkled with a frown,
Shub-Niggurath jumps down and up
And asks his friend:"Where's my cup?"
They are to visit one old king,
The owner of a diamond ring.
Yog-Sothoth knew and saw it all
And thus foresaw Cthulhu's fall
"Into eternal slumber He'll go,
His snores will bring eternal woe
Upon the ears of beasts and men
And even of domestic hen.
His snores, oh, what an act of god!"
Thus spoke all-seeing Yog-Sothoth.
Cthulhu, however, still awake,
As he fell for a young long snake
He doesn't know the snake is male!
The green Great Old One went all pale
When seeing after a hot flirt
He said:"You are my dire dirt!"
But an English teacher is coming"
So he screamed, while Yog-Sothoth was humming
In a terrible unearthly voice
And it was really pleasant noice
These concerts are well-known here.
Then the teacher cried: "Oh my dear!
You are nothing but Lovecraftian ficition!"
"Oh, my dear, but it's your affliction!
You came when we were having dinner.
Bossy teacher, you're one lucky winner:
You look real, you look tasty, we're hungry
Welcome to our starving country
Take your seat in our plate!"
So he met his cruel fate.
Fiction or not, the teacher was eaten
Then a policeman came and Cthulhu was beaten
But by Alhazred he was acclaimed
By the Great Old One the poor cop was maimed
Because now Cthulhu had been encouraged
To break the law, as he indeed managed
Truth was the police lacked respect
But no one knew if this respect was speckled
But it was alive and alike human being
And this living respect was suddenly seeing
The cup of the Goat with a thousand young
And many good songs and hymns were sung
And all those vile unholy rhymes
And awful Azathothian chimes
Did sound for the cup of Shub-Niggurath
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Cthulhu's jumping up and down,
His forehead crinkled with a frown,
Shub-Niggurath jumps down and up
And asks his friend:"Where's my cup?"
They are to visit one old king,
The owner of a diamond ring.
Yog-Sothoth knew and saw it all
And thus foresaw Cthulhu's fall
"Into eternal slumber He'll go,
His snores will bring eternal woe
Upon the ears of beasts and men
And even of domestic hen.
His snores, oh, what an act of god!"
Thus spoke all-seeing Yog-Sothoth.
Cthulhu, however, still awake,
As he fell for a young long snake
He doesn't know the snake is male!
The green Great Old One went all pale
When seeing after a hot flirt
He said:"You are my dire dirt!"
But an English teacher is coming"
So he screamed, while Yog-Sothoth was humming
In a terrible unearthly voice
And it was really pleasant noice
These concerts are well-known here.
Then the teacher cried: "Oh my dear!
You are nothing but Lovecraftian ficition!"
"Oh, my dear, but it's your affliction!
You came when we were having dinner.
Bossy teacher, you're one lucky winner:
You look real, you look tasty, we're hungry
Welcome to our starving country
Take your seat in our plate!"
So he met his cruel fate.
Fiction or not, the teacher was eaten
Then a policeman came and Cthulhu was beaten
But by Alhazred he was acclaimed
By the Great Old One the poor cop was maimed
Because now Cthulhu had been encouraged
To break the law, as he indeed managed
Truth was the police lacked respect
But no one knew if this respect was speckled
But it was alive and alike human being
And this living respect was suddenly seeing
The cup of the Goat with a thousand young
And many good songs and hymns were sung
And all those vile unholy rhymes
And awful Azathothian chimes
Did sound for the cup of Shub-Niggurath
Who was going to have a bath
He took a loofah and a soap-dish
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Cthulhu's jumping up and down,
His forehead crinkled with a frown,
Shub-Niggurath jumps down and up
And asks his friend:"Where's my cup?"
They are to visit one old king,
The owner of a diamond ring.
Yog-Sothoth knew and saw it all
And thus foresaw Cthulhu's fall
"Into eternal slumber He'll go,
His snores will bring eternal woe
Upon the ears of beasts and men
And even of domestic hen.
His snores, oh, what an act of god!"
Thus spoke all-seeing Yog-Sothoth.
Cthulhu, however, still awake,
As he fell for a young long snake
He doesn't know the snake is male!
The green Great Old One went all pale
When seeing after a hot flirt
He said:"You are my dire dirt!"
But an English teacher is coming"
So he screamed, while Yog-Sothoth was humming
In a terrible unearthly voice
And it was really pleasant noice
These concerts are well-known here.
Then the teacher cried: "Oh my dear!
You are nothing but Lovecraftian ficition!"
"Oh, my dear, but it's your affliction!
You came when we were having dinner.
Bossy teacher, you're one lucky winner:
You look real, you look tasty, we're hungry
Welcome to our starving country
Take your seat in our plate!"
So he met his cruel fate.
Fiction or not, the teacher was eaten
Then a policeman came and Cthulhu was beaten
But by Alhazred he was acclaimed
By the Great Old One the poor cop was maimed
Because now Cthulhu had been encouraged
To break the law, as he indeed managed
Truth was the police lacked respect
But no one knew if this respect was speckled
But it was alive and alike human being
And this living respect was suddenly seeing
The cup of the Goat with a thousand young
And many good songs and hymns were sung
And all those vile unholy rhymes
And awful Azathothian chimes
Did sound for the cup of Shub-Niggurath
Who was going to have a bath
He took a loofah and a soap-dish
(The latter shaped much like a soap-fish)
And found a tub at R'lyeh.
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Cthulhu's jumping up and down,
His forehead crinkled with a frown,
Shub-Niggurath jumps down and up
And asks his friend:"Where's my cup?"
They are to visit one old king,
The owner of a diamond ring.
Yog-Sothoth knew and saw it all
And thus foresaw Cthulhu's fall
"Into eternal slumber He'll go,
His snores will bring eternal woe
Upon the ears of beasts and men
And even of domestic hen.
His snores, oh, what an act of god!"
Thus spoke all-seeing Yog-Sothoth.
Cthulhu, however, still awake,
As he fell for a young long snake
He doesn't know the snake is male!
The green Great Old One went all pale
When seeing after a hot flirt
He said:"You are my dire dirt!"
But an English teacher is coming"
So he screamed, while Yog-Sothoth was humming
In a terrible unearthly voice
And it was really pleasant noice
These concerts are well-known here.
Then the teacher cried: "Oh my dear!
You are nothing but Lovecraftian ficition!"
"Oh, my dear, but it's your affliction!
You came when we were having dinner.
Bossy teacher, you're one lucky winner:
You look real, you look tasty, we're hungry
Welcome to our starving country
Take your seat in our plate!"
So he met his cruel fate.
Fiction or not, the teacher was eaten
Then a policeman came and Cthulhu was beaten
But by Alhazred he was acclaimed
By the Great Old One the poor cop was maimed
Because now Cthulhu had been encouraged
To break the law, as he indeed managed
Truth was the police lacked respect
But no one knew if this respect was speckled
But it was alive and alike human being
And this living respect was suddenly seeing
The cup of the Goat with a thousand young
And many good songs and hymns were sung
And all those vile unholy rhymes
And awful Azathothian chimes
Did sound for the cup of Shub-Niggurath
Who was going to have a bath
He took a loofah and a soap-dish
(The latter shaped much like a soap-fish)
And found a tub at R'lyeh
And then cried out: "Uh-uh-Yeh!"
And being artful and agile
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Cthulhu's jumping up and down,
His forehead crinkled with a frown,
Shub-Niggurath jumps down and up
And asks his friend:"Where's my cup?"
They are to visit one old king,
The owner of a diamond ring.
Yog-Sothoth knew and saw it all
And thus foresaw Cthulhu's fall
"Into eternal slumber He'll go,
His snores will bring eternal woe
Upon the ears of beasts and men
And even of domestic hen.
His snores, oh, what an act of god!"
Thus spoke all-seeing Yog-Sothoth.
Cthulhu, however, still awake,
As he fell for a young long snake
He doesn't know the snake is male!
The green Great Old One went all pale
When seeing after a hot flirt
He said:"You are my dire dirt!"
But an English teacher is coming"
So he screamed, while Yog-Sothoth was humming
In a terrible unearthly voice
And it was really pleasant noice
These concerts are well-known here.
Then the teacher cried: "Oh my dear!
You are nothing but Lovecraftian ficition!"
"Oh, my dear, but it's your affliction!
You came when we were having dinner.
Bossy teacher, you're one lucky winner:
You look real, you look tasty, we're hungry
Welcome to our starving country
Take your seat in our plate!"
So he met his cruel fate.
Fiction or not, the teacher was eaten
Then a policeman came and Cthulhu was beaten
But by Alhazred he was acclaimed
By the Great Old One the poor cop was maimed
Because now Cthulhu had been encouraged
To break the law, as he indeed managed
Truth was the police lacked respect
But no one knew if this respect was speckled
But it was alive and alike human being
And this living respect was suddenly seeing
The cup of the Goat with a thousand young
And many good songs and hymns were sung
And all those vile unholy rhymes
And awful Azathothian chimes
Did sound for the cup of Shub-Niggurath
Who was going to have a bath
He took a loofah and a soap-dish
(The latter shaped much like a soap-fish)
And found a tub at R'lyeh
And then cried out: "Uh-uh-Yeh!"
And being artful and agile
And the tub being tiny and fragile
There was heard, following a big splash,
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Which hurt so painfully like a lash,
Like a shadow-host, made a big hurricane
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Which hurt so painfully like a lash,
Like a shadow-host, made a big hurricane
And the tub would break with a loud, insane
Noise, and the storm would roar and howl
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Which hurt so painfully like a lash,
Like a shadow-host, made a big hurricane
And the tub would break with a loud, insane
Noise, and the storm would roar and howl
Underwater our friend will hide and prowl
And an old lady who lives on the 1-st floor
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Which hurt so painfully like a lash,
Like a shadow-host, made a big hurricane
And the tub would break with a loud, insane
Noise, and the storm would roar and howl
Underwater our friend will hide and prowl
And an old lady who lives on the 1-st floor
As does a young man, an absolute bore
Together hide in the basement
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Which hurt so painfully like a lash,
Like a shadow-host, made a big hurricane
And the tub would break with a loud, insane
Noise, and the storm would roar and howl
Underwater our friend will hide and prowl
And an old lady who lives on the 1-st floor
As does a young man, an absolute bore
Together hide in the basement
And hear with a scared amazement
A the Earth would tumble and moan
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Which hurt so painfully like a lash,
Like a shadow-host, made a big hurricane
And the tub would break with a loud, insane
Noise, and the storm would roar and howl
Underwater our friend will hide and prowl
And an old lady who lives on the 1-st floor
As does a young man, an absolute bore
Together hide in the basement
And hear with a scared amazement
A the Earth would tumble and moan
What else to do when your heart is a stone?!
Said the Earth to her beloved one