Hey Zakath. Welcome to NTSMS. You will blend in perfectly with all the lunacy here!
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Thanks for the welcome Eve!
We had quite a time this week discussing the complex relationship of Teletubbies, Death Metal, Boobahs and Dr. Dre. Then creating 3 "major" organizations for Aging MetalHeads and destroying 2 of them - long live MME !
A big hello out to the folks that I know from the Therion forum and also to new friends here at NTSMS.
Z
I think Viru is to blame, Markus: he started all that cat mess :mellow:
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:w00t: The fat cat? :wub: Muahhahaha , neah not me not me :rolleyes:
Anyway WELCOME Zakath ! Enjoy
Say again, Sirius: Being as incredibly sane as we are - why exactly do we want to kill that cat? :huh:
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I think we collectively heard it's voice inside our heads asking us to kill it.
That's definitely a sign of an evil cat. :ph34r:
Our poor innocent (and extremely sane) minds didn't ask for it.
Of course I remember (not all old people have brain-farts... haha). MMSC = Metal Music for Senior Citizens.
See people? I knew Zak would fit right in here... just look at that post! :evil:
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Oh yes ... that was it! But my mental flatuence is suppose to be an internal secret :bawling:
Regarding MME requirements, I believe the age was set to 36 by Eve which is suppose to cover all people that society assigns into Frank Sinatra category but instead listen to Dimmu Borgir. All appeals for membership should be sent directly to Eve's desk.
Thanks for additional welcomes and warnings! * makes note to beware of evil roaming NTSMS creatures on land and sea*
I believe the age was set to 36 by Eve which is suppose to cover all people that society assigns into Frank Sinatra category but instead listen to Dimmu Borgir. [snapback]9636[/snapback]
Man, I'm still a little short...
*goes back to the hunt in the abyss, while time passes..... slowly*
Concerning Luth's cat, I'm not sure it was Virus who started the whole thing. We all hated that evil cat looong before he was here... even before I was here (I think) :ph34r:
Anyway, one day we will have that cat sacrificed to the notessomes... you will see :pop:
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I think it was Markus who started the whole thing with the fat cat named Mishi *i think* anyway i haveeeee a photo with the creature but i need permision from EVIL QUEEN to put it. B)
Aluqak you better start on eating the nonposting users before Luthy erases them.
I think it was Markus who started the whole thing with the fat cat named Mishi *i think* anyway i haveeeee a photo with the creature but i need permision from EVIL QUEEN to put it. B)
Aluqak you better start on eating the nonposting users before Luthy erases them.
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I would like to proudly claim partial responsibility for incitement to cat hatred.
Please see here:
Cat Hatred & General Incitement To Cat Killing (http://ntsms.megatherion.com/index.php?showtopic=284&view=findpost&p=5160)
*proud* :D :evil:
Please follow the topic through to see some well-placed thoughts from other cat-killers (mentions no names, *cough* Aluqak! *cough*). :ph34r:
Fair enough then, Sirius. I thought it was Virus who had a major contribution to the cat hunting, 'cause he's always calling my dog "fat" and "pig" and other insulting adjectives of the kind <_< So it's pretty much in his nature bumble about other people's pets.
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Hey don't get me wrong! - Virus is a most valued and appreciated member of LEPACA.
He is high in the ranks of our massive worldwide army! :evil:
Liberate Earth! - Pulverise All Catlike Animals :ph34r:
Fair enough then, Sirius. I thought it was Virus who had a major contribution to the cat hunting, 'cause he's always calling my dog "fat" and "pig" and other insulting adjectives of the kind <_< So it's pretty much in his nature bumble about other people's pets.
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Bobby? :wub: Muhahha he is like a :@) fat one !!! But he is the god
I think it was Markus who started the whole thing with the fat cat named Mishi *i think* anyway i haveeeee a photo with the creature but i need permision from EVIL QUEEN to put it. B)
Aluqak you better start on eating the nonposting users before Luthy erases them.
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LOOOOOK how fat she is! :pop:
SO if u have any questions regarding the catch of Mishy just ask.
And here is the monster!!!!!!(http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/3859/mishi7wg.jpg)
LOOOOOK how fat she is! :pop:
SO if u have any questions regarding the catch of Mishy just ask.
And here is the monster!!!!!!(http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/3859/mishi7wg.jpg)
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So that's Luthien's cat? That explains why everyone wants to kill it, it looks so tempatative just to stab from the back!
So that's Luthien's cat? That explains why everyone wants to kill it, it looks so tempatative just to stab from the back!
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Dare to do so and... :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:
Oh boy now I really really want to hunt down that evil creature. (It shouldn't be that hard given the vitallity displayed in the photo) :evil:
Anyway, concerning usefull anty-cat discussions, I remember we even did a poll (http://ntsms.megatherion.com/index.php?showtopic=214&hl=) about cats. Ah! the great days!
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I think you would find her meat too hard to eat Aluqak, she is 13 or 14 years old by now... she's and old cat, and she would be not very tasty... :nanana:
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Bah, that's nothing a pressure-cooker, a kilo of mushrooms and some origan cannot handle. B)
Anyway, concerning usefull anty-cat discussions, I remember we even did a poll (http://ntsms.megatherion.com/index.php?showtopic=214&hl=) about cats. Ah! the great days!
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Man! That was SOOooo long ago! A truly great poll that demonstrates just how far back the NTSMS cat-killing crew have been trying to kill/eat that cat!
Great poll. Aluqak and Carlios are two truly great cat-haters!
(btw, where is Carlios? I miss seeing that giant nematode worm about the place!)
Stop making fun of us! is NOT funny :bawling:
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Hello little kitty! :)
I understand that all cats like a nice juicy piece of fish! And just to show there are no hard feelings, I've got a lovely little fishy for you :)
....ANGLERFISH!! :ph34r:
Hey Aluqak, dinner is served! :evil:
Mishy!!! What are you doing here? Come home IN-ME-DIA-TE LY!!!!!!
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er.... NO! I'm busy now.
Petting her
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Mrrrrrr.....mmmmrrrrrr......mrrrrrr :iefox8dr:
*Wonder if it's OK to accept Sirus fish?* :huh:
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Sure you can accept his fish. Don't be afraid, he is absolutely harmeless :FIREdevil:
*preheats oven*
Sure you can accept his fish. Don't be afraid, he is absolutely harmeless :FIREdevil:
*preheats oven*
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Like in Hansel and Gretel story, I push Aluqak into the oven and I close it.
Yes, yes... I know he'll eat the oven, but... he has only one. He won't put my cat inside the oven now! :ph34r:
er.... NO! I'm busy now.
Mrrrrrr.....mmmmrrrrrr......mrrrrrr :iefox8dr:
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MUAHHAHAHHA MISHY? Goosh :w00t: the fat cat is surfing the net .like the sheep. We have here a little circus .
I bet we can start a business .Markus as the director ,Luth the secretary.me as the virus that infects the rest of the pc's (profit) and rest as the Workers :evil: .
None will kill the fat cat , not when i am around. Luthy will bring the skinny cat (just in case)Mishy is eaten.
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Markus, you are a genius man! You have read my mind and explained the whole thing even better that me. :evil:
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Of course none will kill. We are just gonna make it sufferrrrr. If we kill it, the fun will be over. :nanana:
Bigger Anglerfish?
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:ph34r: :idea: :ph34r:
:foren_smilies_42: :alien_smilie62:
Bigger Anglerfish?
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Look at my rank and you'll have your answer. I am THE chief. ALL anglerfish are MY minions. Good try though. :nanana:
But you are THE Anglerfish just in your own abyss. We could search a bigger Anglerfish in another one! B)
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:disgust1: Elizabeth!
He is Chief Anglerfish over all Anglerfish everywere, ever.
All other Anglerfish are his minions, whatever their size. So if you DO find a bigger one, it will only do Aluqak's bidding anyway! :o
Plus, Aluqak does not just have Anglerfish minions anyway, he has minions from all species. There are probably some higher forms of elf that worship him. It's all there plain to see, if you properly understand the "Tolkien Codes". :D
So the best thing to do is offer up your cute little doggy for sacrifice. It's the only way! :ph34r:
*insert lightbulb picture* (haha)
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Do you mean: :idea: ?
Go to smilies and click on "Show All".
:P
Do you mean: :idea: ?
Go to smilies and click on "Show All".
:P
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haha You had one of those in there!
*goes back to edit post*
Thanks Luth :)
*runs away and hides*
*peeks from hiding place*
*hides again*
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And did you mean: :sofa:
Nah, there IS a way: All anglerfish are so immensely crazy for food that the doggy can be saved by offering lots, LOTS of other food. Start with some elefants and then slowly increase the size of the servings.
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I hope you are not planning to start with my humble self :afraid1:
*Hides with Eve*
Someone should be so daring to insert a butt-plug into that meanie-fish. It'll be just a matter of time before he explodes from all that he eats!
*runs away and hides*
*peeks from hiding place*
*hides again*
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Beware Eve, the pressure generated can be so high that you can transform my butt into a terrible canon... which would be the equivalent of giving me a second weapon :ph34r:
Oh! and yes, I demand that you start with the humble self of Luth's Cat (you can even join the feast you want to :)).
There are no higher forms of Elfs, the Noldor are the greatest ones! Aaand, that is if you DO understand the "Tolkien Codes" as you name them. Just read the Silmarillion, and you'll see, my dear Sirius.
Anyway, how come Aluqak didn't eat you by now? He must be willing to taste a constellation, right? :ph34r:
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The "Tolkien Codes" are similar to the more famous "Bible Codes".
Basically, you look deep into the text using a fixed amount of 'steps' between letters and suddenly revealed is the secret truth of existence. Or anything else you want to find really.
So I used the "bible codes" methodology to investigate the works of Tolkien and found the following messages encrypted within The Two Towers (UK edition published 1978), page 303 onwards, Paragraph 2, second line, fourth letter of the first word. Using steps of 12, I found the words as follows:
Higher Elves, have mercy!
[this intersects with the words] existence, beyond doubt
[then using steps of 54 letters] worship the appetite fish
[this intersects with the word] or flee with
[then using steps of 16 letters] lower elves. :o
This is the true Tolkien Code uncovered! Beware of the truth that you reveal! For you may not like it!
[tiny text]....and it may be made up[/tiny text]
EDIT: Oh, and I haven't been eaten yet because I do my damnedest to see that he gets fed elsewhere. Oh and by the way, might I say you are looking deliciously tasty tonight my dear Elizabeth :) .
*sprinkles fresh thyme together with a hint of orange over Eli*
Hey Aluqak!!! Supper time! :evil:
*goes to battle and returns covered in Orc blood*
Supper anyone? :innocent:
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Yes, ME :iconmi77kl: ...mmmm.... Livi à l'orc-saignant... delicious!!! :w00t:
Veeery smart, Sirius! Only that... you should be using steps of same measure and not ones of 12, 16 of 54 letters. I'm sure you missed that basic rule of text-decyphering, you poor thing.
*goes to battle and returns covered in Orc blood*
Supper anyone? :innocent:
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A doubter! :o
It is plain to see for anyone. I mean, for example 'Noldor' itself is merely an anagram of 'Old Ron' - and everyone knows that Old Ron hangs out down at the FISH market, rescuing anglerfish from nasty fisher folk.
'Silmarillion' is of course derived from the famous day that Old Ron thwarted the fishing folk and their vile attacks upon anglerfish, by killing the wind so that they could not get to the fishing waters. As the wind died he loudly proclaimed to the fisher-folk:
SAIL ILL!
(I'm Ron)
I suggest you do some in-depth research before you dare to cast doubt upon these well known facts!! :ph34r:
Come off it, Sirius, you're not fooling anyone. Want an Elvish lesson? Elvish has nothing to do with Old Ron, therefore none of Tolkien's works do.
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You know it's all true.
Otherwise you would have posted some FACTS, to DISPROVE me. Now let's see some evidence, or you'll have to admit that you don't know anything about Tolkien (and probably haven't even read The Hobbit yet)! -_-
Shmauuuuuuuug!!
And,though I am a song,bards told of old days of Mithrandir....
He was just a small boy,when he discovered that he has magical powers...And that scar upon his forehead...
No,no,sorry,I started of Morgoth.
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Been drinking again, Dark? Sirius was supposed to give the answer. And you're messing up Mithrandir, Morgoth and Potter! <_<