Oh, the great Capra!
We only wish to please you.
With the sacrifise of Grandmother-Luth's old body covered with salt.
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:bann: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, the great Capra!
We only wish to please you.
With the sacrifise of Grandmother-Luth's old body covered with salt.
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*Eats a chunk of Luth*
:huh:
Too old meat! I need fresh one! And is this what you have invoked me for?
I was having a vacation with the family, next time you invoke me it better be good :ph34r:
<_<
Ouch! I bet you´re enjoying that. :bawling:
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How can you think it, oh, Markus! Every hit to you hurts twice to my heart... :animazione320tw6kh: And you... think... that I'm... enjoying!!!!!!! :bawling:
*sadly goes, crying, to tie the rope to the tree*
*takes the beer, gulps it down.*
Moooore!
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I offered the beer to Capra!! Now Thy Magesty Capra will be angry at you!!!! :afraid1:
/me flees very very very far away
BTW... after a successful invocation - how does one get rid of a spirit? I mean, sure, we could invoke Manegarm / Fenrir, but I have a slight doubt whether this would be a wise decision...
Cheers!
Markus
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GGrrwallllll! MeEEeEeEeeEe! I am here to stay untill I receive further orders from thy highest goddess, Notessomes. -_- In the meantime, I shall live in this human land.
*Sniffs Markus* mmm...I smell more carrots.
Heya Luthien,
Markus, can you give me some of this alcoholic stuff, please? :c0857do:
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what do you want? Some wine, or some harder stuff? :essen_smilies10:
Cheers!
Markus
Hail mighty capra! Iwas away for your last invocation, but now I'm back (and hungry) and I wish I could get to know you better :wink_smilie: *pre-heats the oven*
Oh! and btw Markus: do you still have some of that alcoholic stuff? Id like to try it :essen_smilies10:
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Oh man (or girl? Not quite sure :blink:), you don´t know what you´re doing. Here, take this barrel of rum - you´ll need it.
*takes cover* :sofa:
OK now... the oven is hot, the sauce is ready, Markus gave me the rhum, ViruS has been sacrified and I'm hungry.
Let's get started:
LEPACA CAPRA
LEPACA CAPRA
LEPACA CAPRA
LEPACA CAPRA :unsure:
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LEPACA CHUPACABRAS
LEPACA CHUPACABRAS
LEPACA CHUPACABRAS
LEPACA CHUPACABRAS
:nanana:
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HAHAHHAHAHHAHAA where is the capra? :)))))) tnaannaa :iconmi77kl: :iconmi77kl: :iconmi77kl:
Have patience my youg apprentice, have patience :pop:.
LEPACA CAPRA
LEPACA CAPRA
LEPACA CAPRA
LEPACA CAPRA
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I can't be eaten or sacrifice because i am a mighty druid who is gonna kill the Goat :nanana: :nanana:
O mighty GOLIAT protect me from this LEPACA CAPRA :pop: :pop: :ph34r:
Hails, my sisters and brothers in Notessomes
I can't be eaten or sacrifice because i am a mighty druid who is gonna kill the Goat :nanana: :nanana:
O mighty GOLIAT protect me from this LEPACA CAPRA :pop: :pop: :ph34r:
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has anyone ever told the Virus that "Lepaca" is not a name but an invoking phrase? No? Then it might be time to do so. :D
Anyway - should we try the full invocation again? I´m ready when you are!
Cheers!
Markus
/me just shrugs his shoulders and starts tearing his "f.u." :lol: to tiny little pieces with enthusiasm
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:roll1:
OK now... the oven is hot, the sauce is ready, Markus gave me the rhum, ViruS has been sacrified and I'm hungry.
Let's get started:
LEPACA CAPRA
LEPACA CAPRA
LEPACA CAPRA
LEPACA CAPRA :unsure:
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LEPACA CHUPACABRAS
LEPACA CHUPACABRAS
LEPACA CHUPACABRAS
LEPACA CHUPACABRAS
:nanana:
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GGGGGrrrrrrrRRRRAAAAAWWWLLLLLLL! *earthquake*
Who dares to invoke my name in vain and make fun of thy goddess' pet!
I am telling you my fury has now been unleashed, and once I finish the barrel of wine Luthien has given me, you will all be witness to my fury! MMmeeeeeEeeeEEEe!
Now....*looks for barrel*...where is my barrel? Where is my barrel of wine? GgggrrrrMMmeee!
The one that finds it will get a reward.....wine of the goat and breathe the secret smoke of god -_-
*shaves his beard in sacrifice to Notessomes* :ph34r:
GGGGGrrrrrrrRRRRAAAAAWWWLLLLLLL! *earthquake*
Who dares to invoke my name in vain and make fun of thy goddess' pet!
I am telling you my fury has now been unleashed, and once I finish the barrel of wine Luthien has given me, you will all be witness to my fury! MMmeeeeeEeeeEEEe!
Now....*looks for barrel*...where is my barrel? Where is my barrel of wine? GgggrrrrMMmeee!
The one that finds it will get a reward.....wine of the goat and breathe the secret smoke of god -_-
*shaves his beard in sacrifice to Notessomes* :ph34r:
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YEAH!!! Finally I'll get my lunch :iconmi77kl:
LEPACA CHUPACABRAS
LEPACA CHUPACABRAS
LEPACA CHUPACABRAS
LEPACA..... :pop:
*THUNDERS AND BLASTS BURN THE SKY*
.... and I shall be transformed in the all mighty
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CHUPACABRAS!!!!!
(http://www.forteantimes.com/gallery/images/beast.jpg)
LUNCH TIME!!!!
YEAH!!! Finally I'll get my lunch :iconmi77kl:
LEPACA CHUPACABRAS
LEPACA CHUPACABRAS
LEPACA CHUPACABRAS
LEPACA..... :pop:
*THUNDERS AND BLASTS BURN THE SKY*
.... and I shall be transformed in the all mighty
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CHUPACABRAS!!!!!
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My fury is now unstoppable! I have drank the wine of the barrels of Markus and I have now turned into the most terrible, strongest and ugliest creature on earth! Behold me...Behold my evil side!
*Earth shakes*
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cb/Chupacabra.jpg)
*Growls and sends lightning to struck Aluqak* :ph34r:
Now, who is next? unless a sexy goat :w00t: is offered to me I shall burn you all!
My fury is now unstoppable! I have drank the wine of the barrels of Markus and I have now turned into the most terrible, strongest and ugliest creature on earth! Behold me...Behold my evil side!
*Earth shakes*
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cb/Chupacabra.jpg)
*Growls and sends lightning to struck Aluqak* :ph34r:
Now, who is next? unless a sexy goat :w00t: is offered to me I shall burn you all!
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Yeah we know this is why we offer Luthien :pop: but not as a sexy goat , :bawling:
*Growls and sends lightning to struck Aluqak* :ph34r:
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OH boy! Chupacabras is now having a terrible indigestion.... *goes to the bathroom*
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Everything OK now :unsure: .... I think that the idea of a shower for capra is pretty accurate :blush:.
Next time I'll cook it before eating it.
Is it me, or this chat begins to smell like a farm with so many goats running around? :unsure:
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True True is not only you don't worry it smells like a farm .. We must catch the goat and force it to take a shower :iconmi77kl: (vote of the comision)
*Drives a truck full of water*
What are we waiting for?
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There you go!:
(http://www.brownsnout.com/archives/gohan-pittiful.jpg)
Someone had to take the goat by the horns B)
*breathes better now*
Thanks a lot, Aluqak!
The goat is she-goat or he-goat? :ph34r:
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CaprA is a she-goat. Her guy is called CapER.
Small but important difference!
Not sure why she´s after you, though.
Anyway, I´m off to do some f.u.-thrashing with Aluqak.
Cheers!
Markus
Ehm... will you stop eating our members, please? :blink:
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:c0857do: I couldn't help it ... I'm hungry!!!!
Could you visit the official forum next time that happens? :evil: Thanks a lot!
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Uf, poor Aluqak! Some people (like f.u.) can be very hard to digest :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:
Could you visit the official forum next time that happens? :evil: Thanks a lot!
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Hey do you wanna kill me with another indigestion or what? :afraid1:
Hey do you wanna kill me with another indigestion or what? :afraid1:
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Why do you think so? You seem to have done quite well... I asked you to got to the official forum next time you´re hungry, and a few hours later the f.u. is gone. :D
Cheers!
Markus
Heya Luthien,
*me gives Markus 100000000 wine barrels and says:
Markus, you will have the key to open the barrels ONLY when you will help me to get rid of that alien and the Goat!!!*
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Capra isn´t after you anymore, so I suggest I´ll help you with that alien and we´ll share the wine, alright?
*/me says to the alien:*
"Labada rurum jiughfnbvc! "
The alien goes goes :w00t: and beams itself away.
Easy as that, Luth!
Markus
:essen_smilies10:
And don´t forget that I still hold the key to save anyone from Capra´s obsession. :ph34r:
:essen_smilies10:
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The key? *swallows the key* Now....who to be obssesed with? :wub:
The key? *swallows the key* Now....who to be obssesed with? :wub:
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Ehm.... those were my car keys, Capra. But you may keep them now.
I meant a metaphorical key to make you and everybody else here happy. :)
*Sirius reads the history of Capra*
Hail mighty capra! Iwas away for your last invocation, but now I'm back (and hungry) and I wish I could get to know you better :wink_smilie: *pre-heats the oven*
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Man, why am I not surprised by this?! :lol3:
EDIT: Remembers stolen b'day cake :bawling:
Save him for a big NTSMS barbecue! :D
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:iconmi77kl: YEAH!!! The first intergalactic Bar-BQ, and it will happen here at NTSMS!
This forum definitively rules! :party43:
EDIT: Remembers stolen b'day cake :bawling:
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Yeah me too :w00t:
When is your (next) birthday by the way? :) ... I'm getting hungrier :D
Oh, great Capra!
I don't not invoke you to not don't come to the earth as son as not ever as you don't can't!
Luth does not doesn't love you with all her not un-hate!
Don't not not not hear us!!!
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:blink:
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Just to see your reaction! :D
:blink:
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Enlighten me! I thought I had understoon the un-meaning of Deathdancer's post...
...and then suddenly you revealed to me that there is DEFINITELY MORE TO KNOW!!!!!
AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH !!!!!!
TTTEELLLL MEEEE
TELLLLL
TELL
telll
please
pls
EDIT: Pleeeaaaaasssssse
tell me :afraid1:
:062802beat_prv:
Man, now I'm really getting worried about the mental sanity of this forum :insane:.
Edit: Additional comment in answer to Sirus: :blink:
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That's two :blink: s
...is that like a double negative? Has that made everything normal again?
...or is it now twice as :blink: ?!
* uncertain *
* afraid *
Where are the answers to these all-important questions? They're in Aluqak's head, that's where! I propose that we set up a mining corporation in order to dig our way to the ultimate truth of :blink:
EDIT: It will only hurt a little bit.
*me recruits all minions and goes to seek out for Aluqak's mind, provided with pickaxes and spades*
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Cool! I think we'll need an industrial drill.
Maybe we can get something from an old oil well that would be suitable?
Man, now I'm really getting worried about the mental sanity of this forum :insane:.
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Why? Has anyone made a sane remark? LAPIDATE HIM!
goes to join the mining team
Why? Has anyone made a sane remark? LAPIDATE HIM!
goes to join the mining team
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Eeehhrrmmm... Markus... :unsure: you seems a little worried for the sane thingy, don't you think? :unsure:
*calls Rat to join the mining team*
Why? Has anyone made a sane remark? LAPIDATE HIM!
goes to join the mining team
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Err.... yes ... it was... *looks the right* ... *looks to the left* :unsure:
IT WAS SIRUS!!! :ph34r:
GET HIM NOW!!! :chair:
Well, reading the topic fast, i just understand tha spam is more than ever the soul, the essence of NTSMS :blink:
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HEY! Rat has it too ---> :blink:
Let's go and mine his brain :iconmi77kl:
*flees while he can*
HEY! Rat has it too ---> :blink:
Let's go and mine his brain :iconmi77kl:
*flees while he can*
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No, no, Aluqak... is not polite to dig somebody's brain when he has just came back after so long time... :ph34r:
btw... MARKUS!!!! LOOK!! ALUQAK'S HERE!!!!
Eeehhrrmmm... Markus... :unsure: you seems a little worried for the sane thingy, don't you think? :unsure:
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Well, we can't have sane people around here, can we? :ph34r:
Man, now I'm really getting worried about the mental sanity of this forum :insane:.
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So do I :blink:
I join ! I don't know why but I do :blink:
So do I :blink:
I join ! I don't know why but I do :blink:
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You see! You see! here he goes again!!! ... and twice in the same post!
I don't hold the secret any longer :(
Err.... yes ... it was... *looks the right* ... *looks to the left* :unsure:
IT WAS SIRUS!!! :ph34r:
GET HIM NOW!!! :chair:
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I turn my back just for a few seconds ...and look what happens!
...in no time at all Aluqak has me ordered to face Death by Chair. :o
In response I would normally stir up some plot to get him back with Death By Fish ( :fish: ), but unfortunately that chair has affected my powers of reason :wacko:
So instead I thought it would be great if we all got a long and played nicely together. So, does anyone fancy a game of football?
Anyone can play! :)
.....Except ALUQAK!
:zha:
I'm the goalkeeper!!! :w00t:
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Not quite, dear. You're the goatkeeper!
But football sounds nice. :)
Anyone can play! :)
.....Except ALUQAK!
:zha:
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Now you really have hurt my feelings :bawling:
Not let me play football!! This is endless cruelty :bawling:
Not quite, dear. You're the goatkeeper!
But football sounds nice. :)
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:roll1:
Now you really have hurt my feelings :bawling:
Not let me play football!! This is endless cruelty :bawling:
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[conspiritorial whisper to Aluqak] ...Thanks for your secret signs of the :blink:
I have heard your subliminal messages, and I agree that this pretend fighting is a great ruse to distract Luth whilst we invoke the great fluffy bearded one :evil: .... [/conspiritorial whisper to Aluqak]
[conspiritorial whisper to Aluqak] ...Thanks for your secret signs of the :blink:
I have heard your subliminal messages, and I agree that this pretend fighting is a great ruse to distract Luth whilst we invoke the great fluffy bearded one :evil: .... [/conspiritorial whisper to Aluqak]
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[whispering] Shh! speak softly, the walls have ears here... and yes, let's change our "queen" into a goatkeeper for ever :evil: [/whispering]
Ouch... someones's calling for the Fluffy One! Let's see whether she's still sulking or whether she'll come upon us. :afraid1:
In any case: Luth, this sofa is mine! Go find yourself another one! :sofa:
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Sorry Markus, but... don't you see I ALREADY was there? I am here first!!!! So: keep here hide in the little space left, or go to another sofa! :sofa:
Lepaca To Mega Capra!
I invoke thy power, thou, climber of mountains, thou, eater of grass!
Show thyself and accept my sacrifice... My algebra teacher, devour her fat and ugly flesh!
LEPACA CAPRA!
Yeah! Who wouldn't love to sacrifice their least favourite teachers? :iconmi77kl:
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Dude why did u invoked Capra? :angry: :angry: You don't know , but i am out of money for carrots and fresh grass , And when she arrive again i will have to hide becouse ....... :wub: you know
/me hides
*puts on Luth's body a carrot costume for diversion :ph34r: :ph34r: