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Main Forum => Enter the voids of the OT-forum => Topic started by: Agnes on May 20, 2007, 11:09:25 am
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have fun and talk with a god ;)
:shifty:
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
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:lol:
I had a very interesting chat with him. I asked him how many fingers I was holding up and he got it right - so I think he really is god! :evil2:
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http://ntsms.megatherion.com/index.php?topic=712.0 (http://ntsms.megatherion.com/index.php?topic=712.0)
My God.
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sorry ;) haven't seen it earlier..
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Hey there,
I talked to god, and I'm afraid I outtalked Him. :lol3:
Me:
Hail Satan!
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
Convince me of a better one if you can.
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
Most understandable.
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages? But not all of them?
Me:
You got that right - how could you know?
God:
No I don't think I have any that right how could me know. But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
So answer the ultimate question, the question of life, the universe and everything!
God:
Hurrah! What was the question ?
Me:
Clever reply. :)
God:
Am I a smart robot or what? I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
Which got the talk to a dead point, didn't it?
Cheers!
Markus
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It seems that God is susceptible to a bit of flattery to get him on your side! Watch out Luthy's cat!! :ninja:
Me:
do you believe in God?
God:
Of course I believe in God, Sirius13.
Me:
good. You're pretty cool
God:
Ayuh. Thanks I think you are cool too, Sirius13.
Me:
great. will you eat Luthien's cat?
God:
I'm glad you liked it Sirius13. I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. What does it taste like?
Me:
it tastes pretty good
God:
It sounds delicious.
Me:
great, I'll preheat the oven
God:
Thanks for your support. Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
yes, I'm certain
God:
It might be practical. I see.
Edit: My favourite quote that I randomly got out of God is this admission of his little transvestite secret:
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
...and yes, he claims to be male, before you girls start complaining about me making assumptions! :P
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Watch out Sheep! :evil2: :ninja:
Me:
burn sheep!
God:
Do you have any matches?
Me:
yes, let's get started
God:
Are you kidding? OK let's do it.
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Man Sirus!... that conversation can only mean one thing:
I am the son of God! :wOOt:
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Hey folks,
another important conversation took place between Him and my humble self:
Me:
My Lord, let me ask you a question.
God:
Where did you get your Lord let you ask me a question?
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
I have a question!
God:
Ask me anything.
Me:
Is it right to put an axe in Siriu13's head?
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.
Me:
That's all I need to know. Thank you, oh Lord of Hosts!
God:
What else do you want to talk about? You are quite welcome! Yippee! Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
Books.
God:
You are a critical category C type client. Only about 3% of people answer that
question with "books.".
Me:
Green rabunkels are more orange than the blue ones, don't you think?
God:
Too much thinking makes me sleepy.
Oh, and Aluqak: I'll go and get you some nails so you can prove that. :evil:
Cheers!
Markus
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Ther you go man, a nice and direct conversation with God... my father:
Me:
Hi there!
God:
Hello .
Me:
Markus wants to crucify me
God:
I could understand how Markus would want to under certain circumstances.
Me:
Which circumstances?
God:
The large one, I think.
Me:
I see. The problem is that I will eat the nails he is going to use.
God:
I am glad you understand it. I assume you mean our current problem.
Me:
Exactly.
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
Does that mean that I am your son?
God:
I think it does mean that. That's a flattering offer.
A proud father flattered by his son! :lol3:
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hehe..one post and what a fun ;]
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i asked him about the hunger in the world and he answered somethin like "i dont have enough info to give my opinion on that matter", so i think is true
God doesnt come to earth often enough!
yo yo yo :)